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"Uh... Actually, that's normal. India is a place where even a lizard can't protect its chastity."
Jiang Chen looked strange.
It’s not good to casually reveal your father-in-law’s dark history, right?
However, human nature is gossip. Jiang Chen couldn't help but ask: "I didn't expect my father-in-law to have such a rich experience. There must be more exciting adventures, right?"
I always feel that Jiang Chen understands it, but also seems not to understand it.
Mei paused. Since the image of the old father had already collapsed, she decided to try something more exciting.
"Well, a little. He went to Mount Emei to fight a monkey and got beaten up."
You were beaten by a monkey, hey~
Mei looked at Jiang Chen silently. This guy... seemed to be focused entirely on having fun.
My father did have a lot of fun when he was young, but this...that's all.
The girl pulled Jiang Chen to find a place to sit down, then took out a diary from a hidden compartment in the dojo and began to read with a cold face.
"April... that doesn't count. During my time studying abroad in college, I was... no, my father was attending a senior's wedding. The bridesmaid got food poisoning and ended up in the hospital. I was asked to dress as a bridesmaid, and another senior fell in love with me at first sight. He started pursuing me madly. Even after I told him I was a man, that didn't stop the English senior's enthusiasm."
"During that time, inspired by a senior, he was voted the campus beauty, attracting even more suitors. My father, forced to study like crazy, graduated early. My roommate saw a business opportunity and managed to accumulate initial capital during college by reselling my father's personal belongings. PS: That bastard ended up using that money to invest in ME and became a small shareholder. Luckily, I was more skilled, and now he's my trusted servant at Anti-Entropy."
Jiang Chen's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Oh~ my succubus father-in-law.
Chapter 143 The little fox is looking for his sister.
There are many more abstract deeds recorded in the diary.
For example, to heal his trauma, Lei Dian Long Ma decided to travel after graduating early, his first stop being Shenzhou. He sought a martial arts gym, but was mistaken for a challenger and beaten from coast to coast. To this day, many Shenzhou martial arts gyms still display photos of their owners with him, bruised and battered. Finally, he met a fighter he could defeat, but he was beaten to death with a single blow, leaving Lei Dian Long Ma stranded on the streets for three days and nearly being tricked into becoming a gigolo.
To escape the harassment of his schoolmates, he decided to find love as quickly as possible. He met up with his best pen pal, and on the day of their meeting, he was hugged from behind. He thought he was about to find a sweet first love, but instead, he encountered a bearded man.
On the day of his wedding to Mei's mother, a mutual friend of the newlyweds suddenly attempts to steal the bride. Furious, Ryoma Raiden nearly loses his hand to someone else... who turns out to be Ryoma Raiden himself.
Apart from their rich emotional experiences, some of them were beaten by monkeys, bitten by pigs, and knocked away by cows. Some of them fell into tomb robbers' holes while solving physiological problems in the wild, rolled all the way down and gave their first kiss to the tomb owner.
In summary, crazy youth is full of regrets.
"My father-in-law... he has a lot of experience."
Jiang Chen gave an awkward but polite smile.
As for what was going on in his heart, he was lamenting the strange succubus attributes of Raiden Ryuma while complaining.
How brave of you to make pen pals in the world of Collapse.
The last pen pal I made was already sent to hell by the evil pen pal because of a disagreement. Old father-in-law, how dare you?
No, it should be said that Lei Dian Long Ma insisted on recording things in his diary that others would rather forget. This hobby is quite unique. It can be seen that his future father-in-law is not a serious person at heart.
Could it be a mutated exhibitionism? The closer the people are to him, the more excited he becomes?
It's quite perverted.
"Well, it's a bit too rich."
Mei's face darkened.
In fact, she had discovered this diary by chance before and had only read a few pages. To save her old father's face, she had suppressed her curiosity.
I never thought that when I actually read it today, the dark history in it can no longer be described as simply exciting. It is simply a shame to the ancestors of the Raiden family. Even Meiyi no longer wants to recognize her own father.
"Let me be honest, you coward. He is your father, but he may not be my father. I definitely don't have such a weird father!"
For the first time, the two close personalities began to differ.
Oh no, it didn't.
"Why not just change your last name? Even though it's a little early and Jiang Yayi sounds a little tongue-twisting, it's still better than Lei Dian."
Well, everyone agrees that we can’t keep this old father anymore.
I will kick that man out of the Lei Dian family one day.
The girl, embarrassed, decisively placed the diary, with the blood-red words "Thunder Secret" on the cover, back into the secret compartment. As she sat down again, her expression became solemn. "Mr. Jiang Chen, this may sound unbelievable, but please believe me. Longma and I are actually cousins. I definitely didn't inherit any strange genes!"
I'm too lazy to even act.
Today, I, Mei Raiden, am going to sever all ties with you, Ryoma!
"That's... hard to say."
Jiang Chen's eyes were subtle.
Look, a white-haired ball.
Think about how, in the original novel, the duck, adopted by the unkind Coco, could be influenced by Mei's big sister aura. Although both are queens of ten thousand females, when one conquers the other, the difference in their succubus attributes becomes clear.
It seemed a little strange at first, but now it makes sense.
Being emotionally attracted to the same sex is a traditional skill of your Raiden family.
The two of them were joking with each other when suddenly, a very light creaking sound was heard from the next room.
"Who?!"
Are there any living people in Changkong City, which was devastated by the Honkai fission bomb?
Half one.
The shrine maiden named Yaezakura froze in the next room, at a loss as to what to do.
After five hundred years, the spirit of the shrine maiden awakens once more. She understands her mission: to stay away from the crowd and wait for this body, composed of Honkai energy, to dissipate. Then, she will return to her five hundred years of silence and seal the evil god within the black box into a cycle of sorrow unknown to anyone.
Half a year ago, I woke up in a city where life had been extinct.
That’s right, it won’t cause trouble to others.
She had found this gym and planned to live there until it disappeared. After living there for half a year, today should have been the same as usual, with no one paying attention, no one noticing, and no one noticing, but now two intruders had arrived.
I wanted to act mysterious and scare the other person away.
Before the shrine maiden could take any action, the girl seemed to have returned home and skillfully dug out items from the gym that she had never even known existed even after living there for half a year.
He realized that the girl was the owner of this place and he was the intruder.
She would have left quietly without disturbing them, but was surprised to find that the two people's auras were even stronger than hers. With such a strong person, any action would attract their attention. The witch could only wait silently for them to relax their perception before finding an opportunity to leave.
however……
After hearing the secret of the girl’s father, can the other party really let him go?
As a result, it was discovered.
Sighing, Yae Sakura tried to answer calmly out of courtesy: "For some reason, I've been staying here for half a year. I didn't expect the owner to return today. I'm truly sorry for overhearing your conversation. I'm alone and have nothing to offer you as compensation. If possible, please let me go."
Mei's face turned pale and blue.
Saying he wanted to sever ties with his father was just a joke to express his feelings. Jiang Chen knew about that dark history, but now a third person had heard it.
Of course, it is impossible to really kill the other person because of this matter. I can only sigh that my father’s reputation for half his life is ruined.
"Wow! I never thought I'd get spanked by my dad when I grow up!"
Although she felt that it was impossible for a normal person to resist spreading these excellent gossips, the girl still held on to her last hope and warned: "If possible, please don't tell anyone else what you heard today."
Does that mean you agree?
Yaezakura was slightly stunned, thanked her, and stood up to leave.
It is this moment.
"I smell my fellow man."
A fox covered in black and red flames suddenly appeared behind the witch, and a strange energy of destruction threatened to drag everyone present into a dream.
Jiang Chen and Meiyi reacted immediately.
Mei summoned the Seven Thunders of Purification to fight back, but he was just an extremely weak Herrscher and could be killed with just one blow.
However, Jiang Chen used his spatial power to transfer it out at the same time.
"Wait for me outside. This little fox is valuable only if he's alive."
Jiang Chen removed all his defenses and actively accepted the interference of the eroding power.
"I was just worried I couldn't find you, and you showed up all of your own accord."
The twelfth Herrscher's Bell of the previous civilization is Jiang Chen's ticket to the paradise of the past.
Chapter 144 Yaezakura: He is still a child, what could he do wrong.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a Japanese-style ceiling.
Feeling his body weaken, Jiang Chen blinked and began to recall the storyline of Honkai Impact 3rd. His miraculous memory once again surprised him. He clearly remembered it as a comic, but his memory contained only a few simple descriptions.
"It's not a big problem."
The original plot is that Theresa, under the influence of the Corrosion Power, enters Yae Sakura's stigmata space, also the domain ruled by the Herrscher of Corrosion. She replaces Kallen in Yae Sakura's memories and ultimately defeats the Mechanical Generals.
"So I'm supposed to be taking Theresa's... or Kallen's place now?"
Jiang Chen frowned and tried to use the same power to lock the position of the bell.
Unsurprisingly, this attempt ended in failure.
"As expected, it won't work."
His power was only based on the incomplete power brought by the Herrscher core, while Ling, no matter how weak she was, was still a complete Herrscher of Corrosion. It wasn't that Jiang Chen was weaker than Ling, but that he was crushed in the single power of Corrosion.
Simply put, Jiang Chen possessed a kind of numerical beauty. His immense Honkai energy allowed him to brutally crush normal Herrschers with a single power. In a head-on battle, a single strike could instantly kill an opponent.
In the duel between Jiang Chen and Ling, he was a clumsy, powerful type, with high attack and defense, and a single contact would either kill or cripple his opponent. Ling was a stabbing type, extremely fast and capable of dealing small but effective damage. He threw one punch, Ling could counter ten, and avoid Jiang Chen's attacks.
Of course, the prerequisite for the duel is that Jiang Chen is willing to abide by the rules of the game of "erosion of power".
If you just overturn the table without using any power, the huge amount of collapse energy will be enough to crush this holy scar space.
"Forget it, let's just take it one step at a time. In the end, Ling will definitely show up."
Thinking of this, Jiang Chen tremblingly got out of bed and went outside to look for Yaezakura.
By coincidence, when Jiang Chen stood up, the door opened from the outside and the witch appeared before him.
Pink hair, blue eyes, and donkey ears perched atop her head. She wore an off-the-shoulder miko outfit, a rope tied around her waist, a short skirt, white socks, and wooden clogs. She possessed a valiant demeanor yet a charming face—a truly striking contrast. To glance any longer was a sin, leading one to imagine the priest who had commanded the demon to leave the boy.
But...isn't this Yaezakura a little small?
"Chen, why are you up?"
"what?"
Jiang Chen was stunned, watching Yaezakura's panicked expression as she hurried over to hug him. As if treating a fragile object, she carefully pulled him back into bed.
"No, Yaesakura, you lost your memory?"
Jiang Chen blinked blankly.
What exactly is wrong?
"Chen, why... why don't you call me sister anymore?"
Yaezakura was visibly sad, but she quickly forced herself to smile. "You must be angry about the promise I made yesterday to take you to see the cherry blossoms. I'm sorry, but you're still very weak. Once you recover, I'll definitely keep our promise."
With one hand supporting his back and the other on his chest, she gently held Jiang Chen in her arms, leaning on him for support. Then, Yae Sakura picked up the medicine beside her, scooped up a spoonful, blew it cool, and held it to Jiang Chen's lips.
"and many more!"
Jiang Chen held the witch's hand, his expression indescribably strange: "You said you are my sister, then who am I?"
"Of course he's my brother. We are twins and grew up together. You've been weak since you were little, so I've always been the one taking care of you."
The donkey ears on the witch's head trembled, and she looked worried: "Chen, you look very strange today, what's wrong?"
"I... am fine?"
Jiang Chen's mouth twitched.
Is this right?
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