Give Zongman some collapse shock

"Okay, okay, Kiana." Mei paused and looked at the two of them suspiciously.

The attitude between these two people is definitely not that of strangers.

"Could it be that Kiana is really Mr. Jiang Chen's ex-girlfriend?"

A sense of crisis suddenly emerged in her heart, and Mei subconsciously did not want the two of them to stay together.

"Mei and I are not good at cooking, so we usually order takeout." Jiang Chen explained.

"How is that possible?" Kiana pointed to the kitchen.

The kitchen in this apartment is open plan, and you can clearly see the kitchen layout from the living room. The various kitchen utensils have obvious signs of use, and the vegetables and fruits are piled high.

"You, are you trying to find a random excuse to get rid of me?" Kiana glared at him.

"No, Kiana, I really can't cook." Mei explained embarrassedly.

"How is that possible? If Mei-senpai can't cook, and that guy also says he can't, but there are signs of use in the kitchen, could it be that..." The white-haired dumpling narrowed his eyes.

Kiana started to have evil intentions.

She'd been wandering since she was a child, from Siberia to Changkong City in the far east, witnessing the warmth and coldness of human nature along the way. While she had no real experience in courting men...or women, as the saying goes, you've never eaten pork, but you've seen pigs run.

"Mei-senpai, let me tell you, men are full of bad intentions. They always try to force girls to obey them by various means. For example, they can actually do everything, but when they say it, they become incompetent, leaving the work for girls to do. Once girls start to get used to helping them with work, they will use their incompetence as an excuse to shirk all responsibility."

It was an obvious provocation, but Jiang Chen didn't know how to refute it.

Because PUA wasn't effective, Jiang Chen adhered to the principle that once people were busy, they had no time for sentimentality. Whenever Mei was at home, Jiang Chen would find ways to give her more work. Whether it was housework, studying, or sword practice, she just had to keep busy.

After all, facts have proved that apart from angrily criticizing their black-hearted bosses who should be hung on street lights, office workers have no time to care about international news or social gossip that are not related to work.

They would just say: OK, OK, good.

All in all, if Kiana hadn't come by unexpectedly today, Mei would have been busy doing good things under Jiang Chen's arrangement, and would not have stopped working until she went to bed and closed her eyes.

"Hmph! You have nothing to say, right?" Kiana chuckled disdainfully, then changed the subject: "If I were with you, I definitely wouldn't want you to be so tired every day. Whether it's housework or cooking, I'll do it all by myself, leaving you free to do what you want."

Where did the little green tea come from?

Jiang Chen tried hard to think, but he couldn't figure out how Kaslana could have the nerve to say that.

Kiana became more and more proud as she spoke, and she even believed it herself.

Let me put it out there first, you can learn if you don’t know how.

As long as he can woo Mei, he would be willing to let Kiana become the God of Earth.

"Heh~ Just you? Okay, please start with your expression."

Jiang Chen got angry after hearing this, even though he didn't want to be enemies anymore. He simply raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation, just to see how this white-haired ball would end up today.

"I...I am..."

"Why, you're good at housework, a good wife and mother, so good! Good! Miss Kiana, who takes care of Mei, can't she even cook a decent dinner?" Jiang Chen sneered.

That look seemed to be saying: Go on, you can't do it, right?

Men can’t say no!

The same goes for Ji in front of the goddess!

"Hmph! Who... who said I'm incapable? It's just a dinner, don't be so greedy that you swallow your tongue later." Kiana raised her head proudly and entered the kitchen with her hands and feet together.

Anyone who sees him can see that he lacks confidence.

"Kiana, is it okay for you to be alone?" Mei stared at the kitchen anxiously.

It’s true that we cook at home every day, and it’s also true that Mei can’t cook.

The cause of the incident can be traced back to the first meeting between Mei and Jiang Chen.

At that moment, Meiyi, who had just dragged Jiang Chen home, faced a frail patient and naturally dug up her previously unused cooking knowledge from the depths of her mind. Before long, a bowl of steaming, ominous-smelling porridge was served. Jiang Chen, deceived by Meiyi's face, which clearly showed she knew how to cook, devoured it without any defensive preparation.

One bite!

Just one bite!

Jiang Chen almost, really just almost, died because of that mouthful of porridge.

As a victim, Jiang Chen affectionately called that bowl of porridge "The Moment of Judgment" because when he drank that sip, Jiang Chen really saw the revolving lantern and admitted his guilt, otherwise he would not have encountered this damn thing.

Meiyi was devastated, and she took time out from her busy schedule to practice cooking. Of course, under Jiang Chen's pressure, the time she had for practice was pitifully small, and she had no time to read cooking books. Currently, she had made no progress in cooking.

Because she can't cook, Mei is even more worried that Kiana will serve a plate of delicious ingredients later. Wouldn't that make her look useless?

Although Kiana's behavior just now seemed to have declared that it was the same kind as her, but... what if?

"You're right to worry. Except for their ancestors, all members of the Kaslana family have inherited the perfect gene for kitchen blasters. Even if the kitchen explodes, she won't be able to cook anything edible." Jiang Chen said indifferently.

Why do you know so much about Kiana's family?

Although she was very concerned, Mei was obviously more worried about the kitchen explosion and stood up immediately.

"I'm going to help Kiana!"

Wait a minute!

Jiang Chen's pupils trembled.

Judgment Day + Kitchen Explosion, these two together, what kind of Breaking Bad is this?

005 Husky Essence

——Pots, pans, and utensils, submit to me!

——Now is the time to take it out of the pot!

Time passed as Jiang Chen was terrified.

In a blink of an eye, the three of them gathered around the dining table, staring at the sticky food on the plate, which was bubbling from time to time.

"Sorry, I really don't want to call this food. Can someone explain this..." Jiang Chen knocked it with a spoon. It was shiny and elastic.

He looked at Mei, then at Kiana, and asked, "What exactly is this non-Newtonian fluid? Is it asphalt?"

Mei carefully reached out for the cooking book that she had never had the chance to open since she bought it.

Because Jiang Chen was suspected to be from Shenzhou, she specially bought the Shenzhou cookbook.

After looking through it, she finally found it.

As the saying goes, there is a golden house in books.

"This should be a well-known traditional folk dish in China. Its scientific name is sesame paste. It has the effect of nourishing the body and prolonging life. It is shiny and smooth, with a sweet and spicy aroma." Mei pointed to the picture on the recipe.

The main reason is that I have never seen it before. This is the only dish in the menu, and it is more in line with the shape of the thing on the table.

"..."

Jiang Chen's brain froze for a second.

I glanced at the chocolate wrapper in the trash can and felt that it had nothing to do with sesame paste.

"Hey! What's with that expression on your face? This is a dish that I made with senior Mei. You should just be happy that you have the chance to taste it!" Kiana raised her little fist indignantly.

Jiang Chen said nothing, just kept pushing the plate of food around.

Looking at the black dish pushed in front of her... let's call it liquid, Kiana fell silent and began to try to recall what she had added.

It's over! The memory is gone!

At the time, I just thought this was delicious, put it in! This was also delicious, put it in! The rest was all left to Mei.

It shouldn't taste bad, right? After all, it was made by Mei-senpai.

After taking a look at Mei's stunning beauty, she knew at once that she could cook. Kiana felt relieved and scooped up a spoonful of food.

As soon as she put it to her mouth, the hot steam from the black liquid suddenly burned Kiana's eyes and her scalp suddenly felt numb.

You're going to die! You're going to die!

Every cell in the body is resisting.

Seeing Kiana hesitate, and remembering her previous expression, Jiang Chen subconsciously wanted to mock her. But seeing her pitiful eyes, he softened his heart.

"Forget it. There's always going to be traffic at this time. It will be too late to rush to the hospital later."

"Are you looking down on me?!"

Yes! Eat it if you dare.

I really wanted to say this in my heart, but Jiang Chen remained silent, which was his last act of kindness.

"Humph! It just looks black. Mei-senpai already said that this is what sesame paste looks like."

Faced with a rival in love, Kiana naturally showed no fear and angrily taunted: "You have no trust at all. You don't even dare to eat her cooking, and you still dare to say that you like Mei-senpai."

"I didn't say that." Jiang Chen had no expression on his face.

"Don't you even have the courage to speak? I look down on you. Unlike me, if it's food cooked by Mei-senpai, I will eat it all no matter what it looks like!" Kiana looked more serious than ever.

Facing that burning gaze, Mei's eyes began to wander.

Then--

"Gudong~"

"Bah!"

Two days later.

Mei looked through the crack in the door at the girl sleeping in the guest room, feeling guilty and not daring to say a word.

That day, when Kiana was poisoned, she was panicked.

After all, that black thing was definitely made by her. If she hadn't insisted it was sesame paste, Kiana might have been wary when eating it.

The next day, she was furious, thinking Kiana might have deliberately fainted with ulterior motives. But today, she was left with only a guilty conscience.

This person won’t die at home, right?

It's not that I haven't thought about sending her to the hospital, but Jiang Chen said, "This guy has experimental value that you can't imagine. It's relatively safer to leave her here to lie still than in the hospital where she might never return. Don't worry, Kaslana's vitality is trustworthy."

"I'm off."

With an uneasy heart, Mei went to school.

——10:31 AM——

Jiang Chen, who had just prepared to go out, turned around and saw Kiana coming out of the guest room. He covered his ears helplessly to avoid the girl's screams that sounded at the right time.

Well, it seems that the white-haired ball's attitude is quite friendly. At least he didn't punch him. His current body can't withstand Kaslana's strange strength.

"Okay, okay, stop yelling. You're in your pajamas."

"Oh."

The girl kept her mouth shut and blinked innocently. She glanced at her light purple pajamas and suddenly became alert.

As if knowing what Kiana was thinking, Jiang Chen immediately waved his hand and explained: "Don't get me wrong, the clothes are Meiyi's, she helped you change them. Your original clothes have been washed and are on the balcony."

"Humph! Of course I know, I don't want you to care."

Kiana hummed awkwardly, and looked at the boy in front of her curiously.

She looks energetic, reckless and naive, but she is not really stupid. Because she has been traveling around the world, she is more sensitive to the kindness or malice of others than ordinary people.

Therefore, when they met two days ago, she felt Jiang Chen's inexplicable familiarity with her.

She was certain they had never met before, but the inexplicable sense of familiarity and pure kindness quickly made her let down her guard.

It was only because of Mei that she had a stress reaction, and it was also impulsive. Now that Mei was gone, Kiana calmed down and could observe the person in front of her carefully.

He is very handsome, tall, and has a very contradictory temperament.

Kiana immediately thought of her bastard father Siegfried, and...

"I think I'm much prettier than my bastard dad." Kiana whispered absentmindedly.

"I understand. You long for the love of your family. If you insist on calling me dad, I'm not the kind of cold and unkind person. I can agree to it reluctantly." Jiang Chen said loudly with ill intentions.

"Go to hell, bastard!"

"You really won't consider it? You're good for nothing except being cute. I'll be the one who suffers if I accept you as my daughter."