Zongman: People are in a fight and are pushed down at the beginning

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It’s so white, so blindingly white.

In particular, there is a figure with long hair whose figure is simply amazing. There is absolutely no fat on the concave parts, and the convex parts are absolutely no worse than anyone else.

However, he shouldn't be able to see such a scene.

Sure enough, the next moment, countless shampoos, shower gels, and bathtubs were thrown over.

Although it’s hard to say how painful it was, Nangong Shuo still instinctively felt a little aggrieved.

"No, didn't we agree from the beginning that the first floor was where I lived? Why are you still taking a shower on the first floor?"

"Kotori said the upstairs plumbing hasn't been fixed yet, so let's take a shower here before you come back."

"No, then why don't you just go take a shower next door? Why do you have to take a shower in the elf apartment?"

"Isn't it raining? Wouldn't it be easier to catch a cold if I run out and then come back?"

"Elf, cold? You must be kidding me."

However, Nangong Shuo also knew that he had made a profit this time. He saw things he shouldn't have seen, and there was nothing wrong with being vented by others.

But why does this plot seem so familiar?

To capture Tohka, if you see her taking a bath, will the next step be to open the toilet and see Tohka inside?

Isn't this the plot of Kotori training Shidou in the original work?

Good man, now that Shidao has become Shiori, it doesn’t matter even if he does all these things, so just assign them to me, right?

Then shouldn't I explain to myself about elves before that?

Although I know these basic plot settings.

Sure enough, not long after, Qin Li's voice came from somewhere in the corner.

“Mr. Nangong, the light bulb in the bathroom is not working. The height of other people in the house is a little short. Can you help change the light bulb?”

Nangong Shuo: (?_?)

Does Kotori Itsuka think I'm stupid?

Do you really think I'm the same as Gokawa Shido in the original work?

"I'm sorry, Ms. Kotori, although I may be tall enough, as a boy, I don't think I should change the light bulb while a girl is in the bathroom."

"Tsk."

If I heard correctly just now, the little girl Kotori Itsuka was shocked, right?

Nangong Shuo showed a dead fish eye.

Then he turned around and prepared to go back to his room.

In this plot, Kotori Itsuka is almost just playing a prank.

No one really thinks it's normal for a boy to remain calm when seeing a girl going to the bathroom, right?

What about staying calm and responding calmly? If a girl sees the other person in this situation still looking calm as if nothing happened, she will only get angrier, right?

However, when Nangong Shuo turned around, he found that Shixiang was standing behind him.

"Um, Shuo, is the light bulb in the bathroom broken? When can it be fixed? I want to go to the bathroom..."

Nangong Shuo:???

Chapter 46: Kurumi's Phone Call

Since Tohka is outside, there's no need to worry about anyone in the restroom.

Nangong Shuo simply opened the bathroom door and saw Gokawa Shiori standing up and lifting her skirt.

"Itsuka Kotori, you plotted against me!!!"

……

Fortunately, Gokawa Shiori is not like Tohka. After a thorough explanation, this kind and gentle girl acted as if nothing had happened.

Gokawa Shiori: "Everything has been seen, everything that can be seen and what cannot be seen, everything has been seen. I will never be able to get married in the future."

As expected, I can only marry Nangong from now on, right?

Fortunately, Kotori did not continue to set more tests for Nangong Shuo like in the original work. Perhaps it was Nangong Shuo's calm explanation when facing Shiori just now that made him pass the test?

At night, Kotori Gokawa and Shiori Gokawa did not choose to stay in the Elf Apartment, but returned to the Gokawa family next door.

Now, there are only himself and Yatogami Tohka left in this elf apartment.

Nangong Shuo still remembers his mission.

Since you say you only need to arrive at the laundry room before 12 o'clock, is it okay to go now?

Eight o'clock is also before twelve o'clock~

Nangong Shuo came to the laundry room, but nothing happened and there was no notification that the task was completed.

Sure enough, I thought too much and even thought about catching system bugs or something. I really shouldn’t believe the settings in those novels.

Nangong Shuo returned to the room, stretched, and planned to report to Kuang San that he had moved.

“Ding, ding, ding, li, ke, ke, ke, ke, ke, ke !

Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swam by, a group of ducks!

Come on, come on, count them! Why are there still three missing?!

Lonely, no, that's a toad!

I can't count how many ducks there are, how many ducks!

I can’t even count how many ducks there are, oh my god!” (I don’t know if you’ve heard of this, but there’s a Northeastern version of it on my website called “Counting Ducks.”)

Before I could call Kurumi, they called me first.

It shouldn't be that Kurumi returns home and finds the house empty, right?

Nangong Shuo could only think so.

"Hey, Kurumi, when will you be back?"

"Hehe, it'll take me some time. I haven't found any information about that person yet. But, Shuo, I've been away for two days. You shouldn't have been kidnapped by someone else, right?"

Nangong Shuo felt his heart suddenly skip a beat.

I thought about Tohka whom I sealed last night, and although I didn't know what happened during the day, the money left by someone at the head of the bed in the hotel seemed to explain everything.

Nangong Shuo just felt that he was going to be in trouble.

Fortunately, it will take some time for Kuang San to come back, so the smell of other girls on his body over these days should gradually dissipate.

Phew, no need to worry too much.

"Don't worry, Kurumi, I'm devoted to you. By the way, do you know Ratatoskr?"

"Well, an organization formed by a group of people who want elves and humans to coexist peacefully, what's wrong with that?"

"Well, they approached me and invited me to join."

"...Shuo isn't an elf, right? Why would he come to you?"

Kuang San stood on a tall building, and the Time-Devouring City beneath her feet kept collecting the time of other people nearby.

With such large-scale absorption, each person can provide a lot of time to Kuang San in just a few seconds. Except for dealing with those evil guys who will be eaten whole by Kuang San, she uses this method to collect time.

When she heard that Ratatoskr had found Nangong Shuo, she thought she was exposed.

It was obvious that I was exposed in my future memory because I deliberately appeared in front of Shiori, otherwise these guys would not have been able to discover me at all.

Is it because I changed the future that the butterfly effect occurred?

But Ratatoskr? It seems like I'll be fighting alongside them in the future. So...

"Then you can join."

"Hey? Can I join?"

"Of course, why not? You're not an elf, so they won't go out of their way to attack you."

Nangong Shuo: "..."

Kuang San noticed Nangong Shuo's pause and asked in a stiff tone:

"They didn't intend to attack you, did they?"

Nangong Shuo: "..."

"I don't understand. You're not an elf, so why would they attack you?"

"According to them, since you're an elf and I have a certain level of combat power, I can serve as a combatant..."

"Plus, Gokawa Shiori has a high liking for you, right?"

I should have thought of this earlier. In the future, Shiori Gokawa had poached people from other places. How could I not try it here?

Although she has a good relationship with Nangong Shuo in this world and is not afraid of others poaching her, she cannot withstand the fact that Shizhi has an entire harem as a dowry.

If you count the days, not only the innocent Tohka Yatogami, but even Yoshino Hyomegawa will be conquered soon, right?

Although it is not certain whether Nangong Shuo's XP system is pointing in the direction of loli, Nangong Shuo does have a certain liking for loli.

And it can be seen in the memories of the future that in almost every gathering where the elves are present, the woman Yuiya Miku would always pester Kagamino Nanashi, while Hyomegawa Yoshino would always sit quietly on Nangong Shuo's lap.

Tsk, when I think about it, this woman is simply a powerful enemy. She looks harmless, but she is very good at gaining other people's sympathy.

No, I have to find a time to go back. Since Nangong Shuo likes loli, I will arrange my childhood self to be with him.

Don't you like being held? How about your seven-year-old self holding you? If not, there's still the four-year-old.

That's not a fake loli like Hyomegawa Yoshino, but a real, young one.

Of course, if Nangong Shuo knew about this, he would only think: It is actually better to be legal.

At least if I really want to do something with Himegawa Yoshino, I don’t have to worry about being taken away.

After all, who can say that a 39-year-old loli is not an adult?

I'll leave this at that. Even if the great god Hexie, the mythical beast of all worlds, comes, he cannot say that a 39-year-old girl is underage.

Alas, something seems wrong.

By this calculation, it seems that Nangong Shuo's age is a bit dangerous.

Emmmm......

At this moment, Tokisaki Kurumi suddenly realized that if Nangong Shuo was two years younger, she seemed to have already embarked on the path of breaking the law.

Although the law is something like that, if they really want to sentence me, I would not mind being shot eight hundred times.

That being the case.

"Then we shall join Ratatoskr."

Nangong Shuo had thought of this a long time ago.

So Nangong Shuo simply told Kuang San the rest of the story.

"Oh, Gokawa Kotori, the commander of Ratatoskr has arranged staff quarters for us. If I agree, I can move in."

"Elf Apartment, right? I know that, but can you live in it too?"

"Um, it seems I've been assigned as a security guard."

"Puchi...hahahaha...Shuo, it's okay, even if it's the security guard..."

"The guardhouse is much larger than the rooms of you elves."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "..."

Chapter 47: Laundry Room at Night