Atomic Girl? Please salute the commander!

She didn't want to be a stranger in Su Yi's eyes.

I really don't want to.

Very much not.

It is such a pity that a relationship that has been gradually stabilized with great effort is destroyed because of such a small impulse.

Not to mention that she's a dangerous person...

Mu Xiaowei knew that she would definitely tell it in the future, but definitely not now.

A long time passed, and the girl still didn't give an answer.

Su Yi saw that this question was not working, so he stopped dwelling on it and decisively changed the question.

"If you can't think of a favorite, then tell me what you want to do most right now. Maybe you'll get some inspiration."

Roads are dead, but people are alive. Su Yi has a lot of experience in dealing with superpowers, so there is no need to take only one path.

"What do you want to do most? There is one thing."

"Oh, go ahead. I'll try my best to help you. Of course, I mean my best."

Su Yi took the notebook again and prepared to take notes.

See what outrageous requests a girl will make.

Mu Xiaowei held her chin, looked at him with soft eyes, and swallowed lightly.

"Su Yi, please go shopping with me on New Year's Day."

Hearing this, Su Yi paused slightly and put down the pen in his hand: "Huh? That's it? I suspect you are just perfunctory, but I am asking you a serious question."

This time, in order to help the girl consolidate her superpowers, he took a risk. If the girl was accidentally caught one day and the other party used a memory scan to access her memory, she would most likely be exposed.

You will definitely get into trouble then.

Hearing the slight anger in his words, Mu Xiaowei, like a little hamster storing food for the winter, puffed up her cheeks and pouted, looked up at him, and explained in a low voice:

"No, no, I'm serious too..."

Chapter 97 Sir, I want to experience the feeling of crying!

The apartment door closed again with a click. Su Yi temporarily sent Mu Xiaowei away, and the population density in the room dropped again to 2/70 square meters.

Oh, no, there is another one hidden in the cabinet, so it should be 3/70 square meters.

He felt very strange about the girl's request. What he wanted to do most was too simple. He just wanted to go shopping.

Could it be that he's been locked up in school for so long these past few days that he's actually craving freedom? This is the only possible explanation. After all, there's some theoretical basis for gaining spatial abilities simply because of a love of freedom.

It's much better than awakening superpowers for the little brown bear, and it sounds more reasonable.

So Su Yi did not refuse.

Although the security issue still exists, there shouldn't be any trouble with my company. If there is any trouble, it can be solved secretly to save people's trouble.

When you go shopping, observe the girls' special abilities and maybe you can find a good solution.

Think of this.

Su Yi reached out and took out the lunch box from the little brown bear's lunch box. It was still warm and not completely cold, so he handed it to Luo Lixi.

"Test for poison."

As the call sounded.

The silver-haired girl's figure was illusive, and she lifted her invisibility. She stretched out her finger and tapped the lunch box, but her light blue eyes were not focused on the small lunch box. Instead, she seemed to be thinking about something important.

Seeing this expression, Su Yi crossed his hands and supported his chin, and asked curiously. The girl who always had a dull expression most often had a puzzled expression on her face.

"What are you thinking about?"

"Sir, all harmful substances are under control." The girl replied immediately.

"I didn't ask you about your lunch, I asked you what you were struggling with."

Su Yi couldn't help but put his hand on his head. Every time the girl fell into deep thought, she would read and reply randomly, which was really a headache.

After adjusting in recent days, Su Yi felt that he was getting closer and closer to Lan Xing's thinking. That was also why he began to feel that communication was a bit difficult.

It's back to normal, but some things are unpredictable

"I wonder how the commander could break a person's spirit with just words."

Lolixi held the lunch box and handed it over.

"When I said she was crying, I was comforting her. Comfort, you know, means saying words to make someone stop crying."

Su Yi didn't expect that Luo Lixi would have such a misunderstanding. It was really unfair. He just asked what the other party talked about with the teacher. Who knew that it would evoke the vulnerability hidden in his heart.

Master Qingtang, this is really unfair!

But Luo Lixi's next sentence left Su Yi speechless.

"Sir, can you make Lolisi cry for once?"

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Faced with the sudden question, Su Yi used his absolute strength to break the fourth wall and forced the young author, who was drowsy while typing, to add three question marks for him.

He blinked, not quite understanding what it meant.

How could someone actively ask someone to make them cry? Is there such a programming setting for soldiers?

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

"Well, Luo Lixi also wants to try the feeling of crying. Commander, can you let Luo Lixi cry once, just like you said you would let Mu Xiaowei cry?"

The silver-haired girl clenched her fists and spoke in an extremely eager tone, her whole attitude very serious.

Having just witnessed the whole process of Mu Xiaowei crying, she really wanted to experience what it felt like to cry.

According to chip detection, this kind of emotional expression only occurs when a person is too sad or too excited. It is a basic physiological characteristic of human beings.

This wasn't the first time she'd seen him.

When I was in the laboratory before, many soldiers who failed the tests would secretly wipe away their tears and sob quietly like this when they were forced to leave.

Sometimes the training is too strict or the instructor is too harsh, and some people will hide on the sleeping floor and cry secretly during their free time.

Some people would also experience this before they died, or before being killed by her, screaming and shouting, with tears and snot flying everywhere.

But since she became conscious, Lolisi herself had never had this feeling, whether she was fighting on the battlefield, undergoing a very painful transformation from her mother-in-law, or suffering extremely serious injuries.

She had no tears and had never experienced the feeling of crying.

Just like her mother-in-law didn't define this function for her, but it should exist, because she once said that she is already the same as a human in terms of senses and functions.

Since it's the same, she can definitely cry too. The feeling of venting emotions loudly makes people want to give it a try.

"..."

Su Yi was silent for a short time. He paced back and forth in the living room with his arms crossed, lost in deep thought.

I really have no experience in dealing with this kind of strange request.

Crying is something that is difficult to control most of the time. Except for a small number of people who can shed tears at will, this requirement usually only appears in some masochistic games. Otherwise, who would just ask for trouble?

According to what is said online, a simple little loli with big breasts, white hair and a simple personality like Lolixi would definitely cry for a long time if she was slapped.

But this approach is obviously impractical.

First of all, Su Yi is not the kind of guy who hits people casually, and he will not hit his own people casually.

Moreover, when he and Luo Lixi met for the first time, Su Yi seemed to have beaten her much harder than a slap in the face. It was an over-the-shoulder throw, a flying kick, and a sliding on the ground.

If the girl doesn't have a self-destruct device, she won't say she belongs to the swordsman.

It is very likely that he was killed by him at that time, so there would be no sweet call of "chief" now.

In that situation, the girl didn't cry even when her mask was taken off and she faced death. It was really hard for Su Yi to imagine what method he could use to make her experience the feeling of crying.

"Do you really want to experience what it feels like to cry?" Su Yi asked again. This time he emphasized the words, deliberately making sure whether the girl was serious.

"Yes! I really want to experience it!" Lolixi repeated with a very serious attitude.

So Su Yi came up with a roundabout way to save the country.

"Okay, then I'll try to let you experience it. Sometimes, making someone cry doesn't necessarily require emotional effort. People's eyes are quite fragile. Sometimes the wind or smoke can cause them to cry. Even though it's a shortcut, I'll still let you open the experience card first."

Crying is also a disguised form of crying. It is more reasonable to shed tears first and then cry. It is more reasonable to do it step by step.

Su Yi is a good boss, he will naturally find ways to satisfy the wishes of his subordinates.

And it just so happened that when he came back yesterday, Lao Zhang handed him two onions grown in his own small vegetable garden at the gate of the community. They were now lying in the kitchen.

Maybe Onion itself doesn't know that it will have such an important day. It's time for it to shine.

Su Yi made up his mind and walked into the kitchen. He took out the skins of two onions from his own small vegetable garden that were lying quietly next to the faucet, washed off the mud on them, then cut them in half and handed one half to Luo Lixi.

"Come and try it, this thing is a tear-jerking artifact. Just take this kitchen knife and cut it slowly, and you will definitely cry."

Seeing the strange purple spiral tear-jerking treasure in her hand, Luo Lixi excitedly took the kitchen knife handed to her by Su Yi, said in a soft voice, "Thank you, sir," and started to operate it.

Despite her superb knife skills, the girl used the most dangerous way of cutting vegetables - pressing her fingers directly on the vegetables without restraining them.

But it had no effect at all. Not long after, the small onion changed from a block to a strip, then to a block again, and finally turned into an indescribable sticky substance like mud.

But Lolixi didn't feel anything at all. She almost chopped the chopping board into pieces but still didn't shed a tear.

"Sir, I'm not crying."

Lolisi raised her head and looked at him in confusion, her expression a little lost.

"Hmm—it seems the resistance is a bit high... Wastelanders have tough bodies. Maybe the little tear gas released when cutting vegetables won't be enough to stop them."

Su Yi paused and decided to increase the dosage.

He reached out and picked up the other half of the onion, chopped it twice, cut it into two thin slices and held them in his hand.

"Lie down in bed and try applying this to your eyes. It's definitely powerful."

Su Yi raised two slices of onion in his hand as if he was persuading someone to smoke.

Others use cucumbers for beauty treatments, but they use onions to induce tears.

Everyone just takes what they need.

It should satisfy Lolisi's purpose.

"Yeah!" The girl quickly came to the bedroom, lay on the bed obediently, and put two slices of onion on her eyes, covering them completely.

The warm sunlight at noon poured down, shining through the gaps in the curtains onto the bed. Lolisi lay quietly on it, breathing steadily, her chest, which was so full that it was about to overflow, and could not be covered by her sportswear, rose and fell.

Su Yi raised his hand to check the time on his phone. About five minutes had passed before he peeled the onion off.

However, Lolisi still felt nothing.

She even opened her eyes, facing the onion tear-jerking demon with her light blue eyes, but was not hurt at all.

Instead, it felt very curious about sticking two sticky things on its eyes, and the chip unconsciously began to analyze the ingredients contained in them.

Apparently, Onion tried his best, but still couldn't defeat the high-tech soldiers from the wasteland.

The tear-jerking master was unfortunately defeated.

Su Yi felt the situation was tricky at the moment.

We couldn't even win this one, it was such a thrilling battle.

Fortunately, he had other options.

That is acupressure.

Su Yi had read several books on traditional Chinese medicine. According to the books, there were several acupoints on the human body that could stimulate the lacrimal glands to induce tear secretion. Maybe he could give it a try.

Lolisi was a highly mimicking soldier. When I had just attacked her Yongquan acupoint fiercely, it had worked. The girl could feel something strange, which showed that the design Ife gave her took acupoint factors into consideration.

"Don't move, I'll try the most classical method on you."

Su Yi first reminded her quietly to prevent the girl from having any stress reaction.