The losers in daily youth have all become witches

However, these strange stories are indeed a bit bland as a story, but they are just right for Li Mo.

It's just like the "non-existent shrine" that Saori mentioned as an example before.

According to her records, this shrine has occasionally been mistakenly visited by travelers nearby since ancient times, but it is difficult to find if you look for it specifically. It is just a lower-level ghost story similar to Kamikakushi. However, in modern times, with the popularization of mobile phone navigation, this ghost story has taken on some new changes. It is said that if you use mobile phone navigation nearby, you can occasionally be navigated to the shrine.

The key point is that there doesn't seem to be any particularly scary rumors about this shrine. Apart from the fact that a psychic seemed to have disappeared there a few years ago, the most famous legend of this non-existent shrine is that 'the enshrined divine body can make wishes come true'.

Li Mo took a quick look at the screening records of Ryunosuke's software and found that there were records of this strange story on the Internet. However, the gimmick of "making wishes come true" is quite impressive and naturally many people will flock to it, but in the end they all get nothing and just waste time in the wilderness.

Because many people complained about being cheated, Ryunosuke Software's AI identified it as a scam and directly screened it out.

If it were just that, Li Mo would probably just think it was a lie told by the psychic scammers on TV. However, according to what Saori recorded, more than one psychic or psychic claimed to have seen this shrine. Even the disciple of the medium who had disappeared was an eyewitness to the incident and seemed to be still looking for this non-existent shrine.

This made Li Mo a little interested.

Of course he wouldn't believe in things like making wishes come true. After all, from ancient times to the present, except for Dragon ○, things that claimed to be able to make wishes come true were basically not good things.

But no matter how you look at it, the shrine isn't too dangerous. It won't be like the Yama no Kama incident, where a leisurely camping trip suddenly turned into a thrilling mountain fire.

In this way, even if Chihaya Asagumo and the others are taken along, there shouldn't be any trouble. Or even if there is trouble, it should be of the kind that they can handle themselves and won't cause harm to others. It seems to be a good collective activity for the Ministry of Magic.

"Does this really count as Ministry of Magic activities?"

Yanami asked with a grumble as he saw Li Mo planning his route in advance using Saori's ghost story scroll and the map on the computer as a reference.

"Then what should the Ministry of Magic's activities be like in your mind, Yanami?"

Li Mo stopped tapping the keyboard and asked the girl.

"It's about everyone gathering in a dark room, drawing a magic circle with poultry blood, lighting incense, and silently chanting spells around the circle. Of course, the chicken can be roasted and eaten after use... Other things include drinking grape juice, meditating on cushions, and using the mind to sense the ether... We research past wizard recipes and try to recreate them using modern methods to see how they taste..."

Yanai saw this and thought about it.

"Let's put the front of the story aside, the rest of the story has completely gone off track, hasn't it?"

Li Mo complained: "You just want to eat it, and the ancient wizards are all from Europe, their recipes..."

Having said that, Li Mo paused.

If it were Yanami, he might even be able to eat stargazing pie, eel jelly and haggis (a very smelly and fishy lamb tripe bun made mainly from lamb offal).

"That's better than Asakura-san taking everyone so far away into the mountains!"

Obviously, the main reason for the girl's objection was that she didn't want to climb the mountain.

“If you don’t climb mountains, you can’t survive!”

Li Mo said in shock.

"Are you a caveman?"

Yanaijian shouted angrily.

"Just to correct you, the cavemen didn't climb mountains for a living. They just happened to live in stalactite caves at the top of mountains."

"I'm complaining about you!"

The girl said madly.

"Please be quiet, there are other people here."

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was standing by the window, suddenly spoke coldly, as if she was a little dissatisfied with being disturbed while reading.

"Ah, sorry..."

Yana felt overwhelmed by the other party's momentum and instinctively apologized.

By the way, Yuigahama Yui is on duty and has not arrived yet.

"Now that things have come to this, I'll just expose my belly and apologize."

After Li Mo finished speaking, he showed an expression as if he had made a great sacrifice and began to take off his clothes.

Chapter 169: Every day when I return to the club, I see Yanami pretending to be dead.

What was beyond his expectation was that Yukinoshita Yukino did not stop him, but continued to look at him with the kind of contempt that would make a small group of people shout "This is a reward for us in the industry", as if she was waiting for him to take off his clothes and then hit him with a disdainful smile.

"Ah wow wow, what are you doing!?"

Yana couldn't stand it anymore and ran over to stop him.

As a result, the girl suddenly stepped on a delicious stick that someone had thrown on the ground, and she lost her balance and fell directly onto Li Mo.

Originally, Li Mo thought that a common welfare scene in comics would appear. He hesitated for a moment with his invincible high-speed reaction, and finally decided not to dodge.

Well, he was not interested in welfare, but if he dodged, Yanami would fall heavily to the ground. As a good man appointed by Saori, he must help.

So Li Mo prepared himself mentally to become a human cushion in a split second with his super-fast reaction.

Then Yana saw Xingcai trying her best to stand again, but that posture was no longer able to do such a difficult task, so she tilted her whole body and fell to the ground in a posture completely different from the path she fell in the beginning, pulling Li Mo's pants down with her.

Yukinoshita Yukino, who was originally looking at Li Mo with a sneer, suddenly widened her beautiful eyes. After a moment, the girl seemed to have a brain overload. After a pause, she turned her head stiffly and no longer looked at Li Mo, who had an innocent face.

Although he didn't know if it was an illusion, Li Mo felt that the other person's nose seemed to have turned slightly red just now...

By the time he put his pants back on, Yanaijian had dug out a cushion from somewhere and was sitting there respectfully.

"Miss Yanami."

Li Mo showed the girl his most gentle smile so far, but the words that leaked from his mouth were more biting and cold than the howling cold wind in the Ice Age.

"Red bean paste Simi Masai fell Xida!"

The girl, with lightning speed, performed a perfectly standard prostration: "Hey, can we reconcile?"

"Dama."

Li Mo sneered and gestured at his neck: "Death penalty."

“Ah ...

After a period of chaos and war.

Li Mo leaned back in his chair as if nothing had happened, looking up at the ceiling with a somewhat empty look.

Yana was lying on the cushion, his life or death unknown, with the death message of "Dagen" written on the ketchup that came with the French fries next to him.

Yukinoshita Yukino was sitting by the window reading a book as usual, but there was a suspicious blush on her face.

When Yuigahama Yui opened the door, she saw such a messy scene.

"What happened……"

The pink-haired girl looked confused. "What's wrong with Xiao Xingcai? What does Daikon mean? Does she want to eat oden? But there's no Daikon in the cans of oden in the school vending machine?"

"Don't worry about it. It's not something worth talking about."

Li Mo, who didn't want to talk about Dagen, waved his hand and changed the subject: "Compared to this, the Founder's Festival is only a few days away. What do you think?"

"No."

Yuigahama Yui shook her head: "If it really doesn't work, then Asakura and I will have to go up and talk about manzai."

"I think Yanami might be more suitable than me."

Li Mo said: "I always feel like this guy is on his way to becoming a comedian lately..."

"Speaking of which, Xiaoxue... Hey, Xiaoxue, what's wrong with your nose?"

Yuigahama Yui was just about to ask about Yukinoshita Yukino's situation, but was attracted by the other person's beautiful nose.

"The weather has been quite dry recently, and my nasal mucosa is a little..."

Yukinoshita Yukino said expressionlessly: "What do you want to ask?"

"Yes, yes."

Yuigahama Yui patted her head, and Yukinoshita successfully brushed it off: "Xiaoxue, aren't you going to prepare two programs? How are things going now? Do you really not need my help?"

"I'm not interested in manzai."

"Well...if we don't talk about manzai, singing is also fine."

Yuigahama Yui said unsurely, "If we sing together, maybe we can get away with it."

"I'm sorry, Yui, I don't intend to 'muddle through',"

Yukinoshita Yukino said seriously: "Although I haven't agreed to Vice President Amakusa's request, since I want to do it, I will try my best to do the best I can."

Yuigahama Yui looked at Li Mo somewhat embarrassedly, and the latter pouted at her.

The girl looked in the direction Li Mo pointed, and found that on the table next to Yukinoshita Yukino, in addition to the schoolbag, there was also a small, bright silver object.

"Harmonica? Xiaoxue, are you planning to perform this? That's amazing! You can actually play the harmonica!"

Yuigahama Yui said in surprise.

"No, I don't play the harmonica."

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head. "Just like you don't need to know how a rice cooker works to cook rice, the simpler the instrument, the more fixed its usage."

You don't need to know how to play the harmonica specifically, just remember a set of movements and the rhythm of blowing.

To use the piano as an example, it is like not even knowing do-re-mi, just remembering when to press which key. If you go to a competition, you will definitely not get any points for playing without any understanding or technique, but it is enough for a performance.

Yukinoshita explained casually in her unique cold voice.

"Isn't this just a way to get away with it..."

Yana, who was feeling a little chest tightness from lying down, turned over and muttered, "It doesn't sound much better than Yui's chorus."

"This is what Yukinoshita is like,"

Li Mo analyzed seriously, "What she meant by 'best' is simply the best she can achieve. Whether it's realistic or not is another matter."

"In that case, Asakura-san must have made very thorough preparations. At least, he's not much better than an unrealistic hard worker like me, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino stared at Li Mo and said.

But when Li Mo looked back at her, the girl seemed to remember something and turned her head away with a slightly red face.

"Regarding this, I've actually already infiltrated a livehouse. Given time, I'm sure I'll find the most cost-effective student band..."

Li Mo said.

Yukinoshita Yukino said, "Unfortunately, I'm afraid we don't have the time to 'give it some time' right now."

Li Mo looked at the other party again, but the girl turned her head away at a speed that was no less than his, not meeting Li Mo's gaze.

This guy is kind of amusing in a subtle way...

Chapter 170 Marika is...ah, I'm out of tune.

"Asakura-san, can I use the computer for a moment?"

Yuigahama Yui asked excitedly.

"I don't have any games installed on my computer."

Li Mo said.

"It's okay, I just wanted to watch some YouTube videos, and watching them on a small screen phone is a bit tiring for my eyes."

Yuigahama Yui explained.

"Of course you can, but don't mess around with the files in the computer."

Li Mo agreed.

"Ah~"

Yanai came up to Li Mo with a big, smirk on his face, and said in a funny tone: "Could it be that Asakura-san put something shameful in his computer? For example, 'study materials' or something like that~ Hey, even Asakura-san is a healthy boy~"

Li Mo grabbed her head expressionlessly and refined it in an instant.

"It hurts! It hurts, it hurts... I feel like something is about to be squeezed out of my brain?!"

The girl, whose head was grabbed by the dragon's claws, screamed.

"Don't worry, it's just brain matter."

Li Mo said indifferently.

"Even if it's just to comfort me, I should say 'it's just some useless knowledge'!"