The losers in daily youth have all become witches

Yanaijian walked up to the rooftop from the door, and then made a 'please' gesture: "Come on, let me leave my time to the young people~"

"Are you the aunt who arranges blind dates?"

Li Mo complained.

Then another girl came up from the door.

She had quite healthy brown skin that was slightly darker than wheat, and a nice figure. From the coordinated yet powerful muscles on her slender limbs, it could be seen that she must have been exercising. Her expression looked sunny and bright, and she was a fairly standard athletic beauty.

"Oshinin! I'm Shaoyan Lemon... Oh, isn't this Asakura from the same class? Is the person you're talking about, Asakura-kun?"

The girl just greeted very cheerfully, but after seeing the person in front of the railing clearly, she couldn't help but ask.

"That's right. Although he doesn't seem very reliable, Buchou-san is still very capable..." Yanai tried hard to support Li Mo, but since she had never seen Li Mo's other side, she couldn't help but add in a low voice with a guilty conscience: "...probably."

Her attitude made the brown-skinned girl want to back off: "Well, forget it..."

"No, Shaoyanjiang, if you keep going like this, you'll just be standing still. It's time to seek change!" Yanaijian immediately rushed to Shaoyan Lemon and persuaded her. Then she winked at Li Mo and said, "Minister, say something too!"

Li Mo thought for a moment, then spoke solemnly under the girl's expectant gaze.

"Salt sauce sounds delicious."

"Don't pretend to be a foodie at a time like this!" Yanami Ancai, a true foodie, rebuked her loudly, "You don't even know which is better, Set A (Curry Pork Cutlet Rice) or Set B (Chashu Pork Tonkotsu Ramen) in the school cafeteria!"

"So which one actually tastes better?" Salt Lemon asked with great interest.

"B, the char siu at school seems to be specially made by the cafeteria lady. It tastes different from the ones outside. And they take into account the students who are still in their growth stage and have a strong taste, so the soup is also thicker than the ramen restaurants outside."

Li Mo said.

He really liked Sobu High School ramen. Before he became a small millionaire by selling phosphophyllite, and when his monthly living expenses were only a pitiful little, his biggest hope was to find a good part-time job so that he could eat ramen once a week.

"But A is not bad either? The pork chops at school are thicker and more generous, and the batter is crispy and delicious. You can also drizzle it with yuzu vinegar or lemon juice, and you can get more after eating rice. It's very popular in the track and field team." Shaoyan Lemon couldn't help but speak up for the A set.

Then the two of them looked at Yanami who was chuckling.

"Naive, so naive!" The girl stroked her hair, which had been messed up by the strong wind on the rooftop, and said with great confidence, "The answer is A + B, which is the best!"

"Only by ordering both sets can you truly experience the ultimate indulgence: the pork chop, soaked in rich broth, loses its crispy coating but instead possesses a softer, more moist texture. The salty aroma of miso and the lightly seasoned pork chop, with only a hint of pepper and salt, are a perfect match. The Naruto roll, bamboo shoots, and chashu dipped in curry sauce are a unique way of serving it—you won't find this kind of dish even in izakayas. The bean sprouts from the ramen are also mixed into the curry rice to enhance the texture, making every bite an irresistible surprise. Amazing, absolutely amazing! Even more amazing is the broth you add to the remaining broth after finishing the noodles, making it into a bowl of broth. The broth is familiar, but paired with the uniquely sticky texture of the cafeteria's big pot rice, it takes on a whole new meaning. The flavor is reserved yet there's a satisfying finish. Is there any dish that ends more perfectly than a bowl of broth?"

Seeing their faces filled with enthusiasm and emotion, Yana loudly preached to the two people who were already stunned.

"Well, if I remember correctly," Shaoyan Lemon whispered to Li Mo, "the set meals at school are large enough for boys to eat, right?"

"Don't worry about it. Normal people can't compare with the monster who is the embodiment of appetite." Li Mo answered without thinking.

"Who are you calling the monster of appetite?"

Yanaijian obviously heard the whispers between the two and protested in dissatisfaction.

"I left a bag of half-price potato chips in the activity room. Do you want some?" Li Mo asked suddenly.

"Lightly salted? I'm trying to control my sodium intake lately..."

"It tastes like pickled vegetables."

"Want to eat!"

Li Mo rolled his eyes: So you don’t care about the taste, right?

When Yanai saw him running down the rooftop excitedly to get the potato chips from the stall, Li Mo turned his attention back to Shaoyan Lemon, thinking about how to communicate with him.

"Yanami is so cute." But Shaoyan Lemon spoke first: "Boys should like girls like that."

“I think it depends on personal preference.”

Li Mo responded seriously: "Stereotypes are unacceptable."

"Is that so?" asked Salt Lemon curiously.

"Well, for example, I know some guys are really interested in tan lines." Li Mo looked at the athletic girl in front of him. "So you don't need to doubt your own charm too much."

"Am I being so obvious?" Burnt Salt Lemon muttered softly.

"It's mainly because Yanami, apart from his love for food, has an inexplicable passion for love." Li Mo answered honestly: "So what is your request? If it's a bridal training, I suggest you go to the Service Club..."

"No, we can talk about the bride's training later. I think the most important thing now is to attack!"

"Is that so? Then I think you can go to the Service Club..."

"But because Mitsuki and I are childhood sweethearts and know each other so well, normal attacks won't work. We need a surprise attack! Something like a lightning five-hit combo!"

"Really? Service Club..."

"So I hope Asakura can help me create an opportunity to confess my feelings to him!"

"..."

So you listen to me!

Chapter 45 Common Sense

The full name of Mitsuki mentioned by Shaoyan Lemon is Mitsuki Ayano, and she is her childhood sweetheart.

They have known each other for a long time, but unlike Shaoyan Lemon who is from the Sports Department, Ayano Mitsuki is more inclined to the boy from the Literature Department. It is said that the other party has very good grades and also attends cram school, and is following the standard route for academic advancement.

Li Mo also had some impression of the name Ayano Mitsuki, because he often saw her name on the grade list, although her name was ranked lower than Yukinoshita who was always around him.

However, Sobu High School itself is a school with a very high deviation value. Not to mention Chiba, even if compared with those famous schools in the Tokyo area, it is not much different. The fact that it can make an impression on Li Mo, who always jumps back and forth between the first and second year of the school year, can be considered an excellent student among excellent students.

Shaoyan Lemon and the other person have been playmates since childhood, but the girl seems to be slow to develop feelings, so much so that it was only recently that she felt a vague affection for her childhood sweetheart.

"Since we have such a solid emotional foundation, there's no need to rush," Li Mo asked curiously, "Wouldn't it be more natural to let a relationship develop naturally?"

"No, you don't understand!" Yanai, who had already returned from the service club's activity room, ate potato chips and said confidently, "A good boy who is your childhood sweetheart is a hot commodity. If you don't take good care of him, you don't know when he will be stolen away by a thieving cat! So the right thing to do is to confess your feelings as soon as you realize your feelings. Otherwise, if the other party gets there first, you will only regret wasting a lot of time and opportunities. At the same time, you will be abandoned by your childhood sweetheart, but because you liked him before, you can't bear to hurt him. You can only suppress your dark thoughts and use the false words "as long as he is doing well, it's okay" to comfort your painful heart..."

"oh oh……"

Shaoyan Lemon was stunned by what he said: "Xingcai really knows a lot, she is worthy of being the popular character in the class."

"Hehehe, actually it's not that great~" Yanaijian scratched his head modestly, with a little expression on his face that said 'hehe, praise me more, praise me more': "Do you want some potato chips?"

"I sincerely believe that. Yanami's words were so clear and easy to understand, and they resonated with me, as if I had experienced it myself..."

Burnt Salt Lemon continued.

“…” Yanaijian’s smile froze.

"Especially the part where he was abandoned by his childhood sweetheart. The regret was heart-wrenching." Shaoyan Lemon praised sincerely.

Yanaijian's expression turned into "no laughing", and he just kept eating potato chips, not mentioning the fact that he gave potato chips to Shaoyan Lemon.

Li Mo touched her head with a gentle smile - but for some reason, Yanai seemed even angrier, muttering, "This kind of gentleness makes me feel the most pathetic," while trying to eat potato chips to death.

"Anyway, I understand what you mean."

Li Mo said seriously, "Although I can't guarantee success, if it's just a matter of creating an opportunity for a confession, I might be able to help a little."

After all, he has nothing else urgent to do recently, and he has no idea about the tasks issued by the system. It might be better to find something else to do instead of always clinging to the supernatural. It might be a good choice to return to daily life and enjoy the youth that he did not enjoy in his previous life.

"Really? Thank you, Asakura-san!"

Shaoyan Lemon immediately showed an extremely bright and beautiful smile.

"Speaking of which, do you want to ask Yukinoshita-san for help?" Yanaijian poked Li Mo's waist: "I saw her when I went to the activity room just now."

The girl's eyebrows knitted together as she spoke, a puzzled expression on her face. "I just don't know why, but Yukinoshita-san is wearing a baseball cap today..."

"Don't worry too much about that guy."

Li Mo waved his hand. "She used to change her hairstyle depending on the day of the week. By the way, my favorite is the twintail hairstyle."

"Oh↗↘~ Is Buchou-san hinting at something?"

Yanaijian made a meaningful sound, put down the package in her hand, licked her fingers, held her hair behind her head with both hands, and shook her body in front of Li Mo as if to show off.

"Clang clang, Anza-chan in twintail form!"

"..."

"Wow, that 'Asakura-san is so disgusted' face I haven't seen in ages!"

"Yanagi, are you looking down on twintails?"

"Why?! Is there anything wrong with my twintails?"

"First of all, don't you think it's dirty to touch your hair with your hands after eating potato chips?"

"Well, I'm also aware of this..."

"And with such short hair tied up like that, I absolutely will not admit it's a ponytail! A proper ponytail should be longer, smoother, and more golden or black!"

"That last one was just a simple preference for hair color, right?"

"And Yana-san seems to have a personality that's not right with you! As a twintail, you should be more tsundere, more like Kugimiya! Right now, you're not tsundere at all, which is disappointing!"

"That's too specific, or rather too stereotypical! You're the one who looks down on twintails, aren't you, Asakura-san?"

"Humph, saying that just means Yanai sees that your understanding of twintails is too shallow. If you don't believe me, just listen to the standard lines of a tsundere twintail."

"Um... well, 'It's not for you~' like that?"

"wrong!"

"Isn't that right?"

"It should be 'Trash~? Trash~?'"

"That's a female kid, right? Who's the one with such shallow knowledge?"

Looking at the two people arguing with each other, Shaoyan Lemon couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I rarely see Xingcai with such an expression in class."

"Because this guy has an inexplicable idol complex in the class." Li Mo pointed at Yanami and said.

"Huh? I don't have that kind of thing. I can just read the air. It's Asakura-kun who needs to have more common sense." Yanami protested dissatisfiedly.

“E=mc2”

"what?"

"Common sense."

"Whose common sense is this kind of thing?"

"What's that? 1+1=2?"

"It's common sense in interpersonal communication! For example, how to interrupt others without causing offence, how to get along more friendly with those around you, how to naturally ask for food from other people's lunch boxes..."

"Most people wouldn't do something like that, right?"

"Don't just complain about this kind of thing!"

Looking at the two people who were discussing "what is normal", and the discussion was getting more and more out of line, Shaoyan Lemon suddenly felt a little uneasy: Is it really okay to let them prepare for my confession?

Chapter 46: Long-term plain face

"So how are you going to help Shaoshio prepare for the confession?"

After Shaoyan Lemon left the rooftop, Yanaijian asked Li Mo curiously.

"First, call that girl named Mitsuki Ayano to the alley behind the school..." Li Mo joked seriously.

"Instead of confessing your feelings, it feels more like you're going to teach him a lesson. You should pay more attention to TPO!" the girl said angrily.

"What is TPO? Waterproof material?"

“It’s time, place, and delicious!”

"The only thing that doesn't fit in with the previous ones is the last one, both in terms of meaning and pronunciation."

"It's all about the atmosphere, just understand the meaning!"

Yana saw Kyona say seriously, "If it was just a matter of calling someone out, then Shaoshio-chan wouldn't need us to help her confess, right?"

"Just kidding, I think I've already figured out what I'm going to do."

Li Mo smiled confidently.

"Really?" Yanai saw the word doubt clearly written on his face.

"Isn't our club planning to hold a joint training session? I plan to use this as a starting point to launch my actions..." Li Mo explained.