The losers in daily youth have all become witches

I didn't expect that the other party would become so lively and noisy after getting into the old Ford.

"It's so noisy, could you please stop being so loud next to other people's ears?"

Li Mo said impatiently.

"But, but, this is a flying car! This is the first time in my life that I've ridden in a flying car!"

Fujiwara Chika leaned on the car window and said excitedly: "When I saw a car suddenly appear outside the empty window just now, it was really incredible! My room is on the second floor! The second floor!"

Specifically, because the old Ford remained invisible, what she actually saw was the suddenly opened door and the interior structure.

But in a sense, this has a more 'supernatural' flavor.

"I say, after going through something like that, can most people still be so open-minded?"

Li Mo sighed helplessly.

He had just learned about the girl's experience from her side. Although it was the huge evil spirit that haunted the girl in the end, the ultimate cause of everything was still the "non-existent shrine".

So for Li Mo, only by figuring out what the situation of the shrine is, can the exorcism be considered successfully completed.

"I don't know what other people will do, but after this profound lesson, I have come to a very profound conclusion."

Fujiwara Chika said seriously.

"Oh? It's a reflection on the past and a doubt about reality or truth—"

"No, I didn't play enough in the past! Before something I regret happens next time, I'm going to play twice as much!"

"It's too superficial, how can it be profound?"

"Mr. Exorcist is still too young, isn't there an old saying that goes like this?"

The pink-haired girl said happily, "The most profound things in life are the Mariana Trench and a woman's heart."

"..."

It seems that this lesson is not profound enough.

The old Ford glided silently across the night sky.

"I remember that the shrine should be nearby."

Fujiwara Chika looked at the terrain below and muttered in confusion.

"If it were that easy to find, it wouldn't be a strange story."

Li Mo was in a good mood. He wasn't so eager for quick success. Even if he couldn't find it today, it didn't matter. If that didn't work, he would temporarily lend the 'Devil Eyes Killer' glasses to the girl to seal her clairvoyance that allowed her to see evil spirits. He then calmly said, "We must be prepared for a protracted war—"

"Found it! It's right over there!"

"Well, it seems that your clairvoyance ability plays a big role in this."

"It would be great if I could finish and go home before eight o'clock."

"Is that your door access?"

"No, it's time for me to take a shower."

"..."

"'You're still thinking about taking a shower at this hour!' That's written all over Mr. Exorcist's face."

Fujiwara Chika shook her finger and made a tsk-tsk-tsk sound. "Actually, that's not the case. I was obsessed with that thing before and didn't have the energy to do anything. So the maid came to help me bathe. If I didn't go back by eight o'clock, the maids would find out I wasn't home."

"It's okay. When the time comes, just ask for a pencil that emits a strange light when you press it."

(Note 1)

"Hey, could it be that the one haunting me isn't some evil spirit, but an alien?"

“There’s a slight possibility.”

"Maji?!"

While the two were chatting casually, Li Mo had already circled in the sky. But he didn't know whether the other party was deliberately avoiding him or he was simply the type that was difficult to spot. At least when he was in the sky, he didn't see anything wrong in the shrine, not even a single person.

Considering that there are quite a lot of spirits on this mountain, perhaps "not even a ghost" would be a more appropriate description.

After confirming that there was nothing strange, Li Mo controlled the old Ford and landed it next to the shrine.

"Is it really okay to park directly at the shrine?"

Fujiwara Chika unexpectedly asked a very common-sense question.

"It's okay, there's no no parking sign nearby."

Li Mo was confident.

"That's because ordinary cars can't drive up the stepped mountain road!"

Fujiwara Chika said in a low voice.

"And there's no sign prohibiting pets here. That's great, Miss Pinkhair."

Li Mo said happily.

"Am I a pet?! And what is Miss Pink Hair? Miss Pink Hair, my name is Fujiwara Chika! Chika, Chika, Chika (Note 2)!"

The girl protested angrily, waving her fists.

"Because if a fight really breaks out later, you won't be able to help at all, right?"

Li Mo glanced at the girl and said.

"Why does it have to be based on the idea of ​​a fight? Who goes to a shrine to defeat the gods?"

Fujiwara Chika was shocked.

"So you want to stay in the car? Just a heads up, this thing only has 5 points of durability."

Li Mo pointed at the old Ford and said.

"So low?!"

The girl asked, "Just so I know, what happens if the durability runs out?"

"Boom."

Li Mo made a flower-blooming gesture with his hands: "Bala La La ~"

(Note 3)

"Then I'd better follow you, Mr. Exorcist."

The girl said dejectedly.

"Speaking of you,"

Li Mo glanced at Fujiwara Chika and said, "She looks like a child from a wealthy family with strict upbringing, but surprisingly, she knows the terminology of games."

"Even though I can't play video games anymore, I still play board games. I'm even a member of the board game club at school!"

The girl proudly puffed out her chest, which could make Chihaya Aine, who also had pink hair, cry, and said proudly.

“Is there anything to be proud of…?”

Li Mo complained as he got out of the car. When he turned around, he saw the other person looking at him with tears in his eyes.

Only then did he remember that this girl named Fujiwara Chika had no feeling in her feet and was a disabled person.

Although it was a bit strange that there was no wheelchair in her room, it was impossible to drive back to get one at this point.

So Li Mo could only sigh, walked to the passenger door, and half-knelt down with his back to the other person.

Fujiwara Chika happily climbed onto his back, seemingly having no objection at all to the fact that a girl like herself was lying on the back of a strange boy.

Of course, Li Mo didn't feel any excitement. Although the two meat balls on his back did feel good, the rest of his body was too thin, just bones, and it felt uncomfortable...

Chapter 340: Bikini Armor.

Li Mo carried Fujiwara Chika on his back and walked around the shrine, but found nothing.

If there is anything strange, it is that this shrine is located in the mountains and no one seems to be cleaning it, but it is surprisingly clean. There is not even a fallen leaf within the range of the torii gate and the pillar ropes.

"It was like this the last time I came here."

Fujiwara Chika leaned close to Li Mo's ear and whispered.

"Well……"

Li Mo made a strange groaning sound.

"Did you find anything?"

the girl asked nervously.

"You're so heavy, I feel like I can't carry you anymore."

Li Mo said in a deep voice.

"Cheer up a bit, Mr. Exorcist, you're a boy after all!"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about boys? And your bones hurt so much..."

"Aww, this is because of that evil spirit's fault, otherwise Chika I'm a busty beauty from Puni Puni!"

"She makes a puffing sound. It's more like she's fat than plump..."

Li Mo was about to express his own opinion on what the girl said, but the girl's arms, which were originally gently around his neck, suddenly tightened a lot. He felt that if he continued to speak, he would be strangled by her, so he had to swallow the rest of his words back into his stomach.

"Well, compared to this kind of thing, it's more important to focus on finding the problem."

"Then how do we find it? Go and see the Imperial Divine Body?"

Fujiwara Chika asked in a low voice.

"I've already seen it. It's a female skull."

Li Mo answered casually.

"Is that so... eh eh eh?"

The girl responded subconsciously and then immediately reacted: "Head, skull?!"

"It's a skull."

"I'm not surprised by the definition of the skull!"

Fujiwara Chika patted Li Mo's shoulder, but because of her weak body, the action did not feel angry, but rather like she was acting coquettishly: "When did you see it? Why didn't I see it?"

"Just now, I took a look while checking the prize box."

Li Mo replied.

"As a divine body, that kind of thing is definitely not good, right? Otherwise, what would happen if we just destroyed it?"

The girl suggested.

"If we destroy it directly, this shrine will probably disappear immediately."

Li Mo speculated.

"Isn't that great? Mission Complete!"

Fujiwara Chika said in surprise.

"No, that would be putting the cart before the horse."

But Li Mo shook his head.

The creature residing in this shrine is definitely not a god, but some kind of monster. Monsters will not disappear out of thin air, and destroying the divine body will simply make the opponent lose their support, but will not eliminate the opponent's entity. It is a trick.

If it were a horror movie, it would probably be the kind where the protagonists, when they are forced into a desperate situation, suddenly discover a way to reverse the situation and escape death. However, if this is done, there will be an Easter egg at the end of the movie where the monster comes back to life, which is only a temporary solution and does not address the root cause.

Even if the divine body is destroyed now and the shrine disappears, as long as a period of time passes - perhaps a few years, or perhaps hundreds of years - as long as the monster that resides in the shrine can find another possession, this ghost shrine will reappear.

It would be fine if mortals had no means to fight against monsters and could only use this trick, but Li Mo was not afraid of such monsters. For him, it was more efficient to go straight to the point and eliminate the opponent fundamentally.

"If it really doesn't work, we can only implement Plan B."

Li Mo said.

"Plan B? What's that?"

Fujiwara Chika, who was lying on his back, asked curiously.