The losers in daily youth have all become witches

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"It's Skynet! Actually, to an AI of that level, humans aren't really a threat at all!"

"Humanity can only tremble and be destroyed."

[Well, it does seem like the general public has been using AI in this way more frequently since the rise of AI... But this also means that reproduction is a human instinct, a natural instinct ingrained in all living things, something that no human can resist. It can be said to be an absolute ironclad law, woven into our genes from antiquity, older than Luca! I can boldly claim that everyone's roots are in the same thing! Hence the dirty joke...]

"I'm going to hang up."

【Wait a moment--!】

Tiancao Xiao, who originally wanted to continue brainwashing Li Mo through methods similar to Bang Ao Shu Magic Blade, had to temporarily give up preaching dirty jokes and start talking about serious business.

[In short, I'd like Asakura-san to help me buy some things. I'll send you the list via Line later. Some of the items on it probably aren't sold in Usagiyama Shopping Street, so you might need to go a little further.]

"Why should I run errands for you?"

[Asakura-san, you don't want to see me hang on the student council's pillar of shame, do you?]

"Shouldn't the bargaining chips used for threats in times like this usually belong to me?"

[I'm betting with fate, and I'm betting on myself~?]

“Are you Jackie Chan?”

(note)

[Ounegai, now I have no one to rely on except Asakura-san! ]

"Don't say that with such a pinched voice. I'm getting goosebumps... Where are the other members of the student council?"

Everyone's busy with the school festival... I need your help buying some essential supplies for the manga club. That club keeps misappropriating their budget to buy illegal items, so their supervisor has had the student union allocate all their club budget directly to art supplies. Everyone's busy with the festival this week and can't spare the time to go shopping, so I'm sorry to bother you. You'll get reimbursed by the student union later.

"Got it. You owe me one."

Li Mo sighed, it seemed that he had no free time today.

How about I treat you to some yakisoba or takoyaki during the school festival?

"No need. I plan to keep this favor for now."

[Eh, are you planning on using it for something weird? But it won't work until you collect all seven!]

"Your favor is a Dragon Ball?! I just want to wait until you become the student council president before I tell you. That way, I'll feel like the favor has increased in value."

[A petty man.]

"I want you to manage."

After hanging up the phone, Li Mo opened Line and looked at the shopping list sent by the other party.

Just like Amakusa Shino said, some of the things in there are quite professional, at least they are not sold in places like Rabbit Mountain Shopping Street.

Should he go to Akihabara, which is farther away but definitely has these art supplies, or look for them in the art supply store in Chiba? Li Mo pondered for a moment and felt that Kawahara Momoka might come to the store with her luggage at any time. If he went to Akihabara and couldn't return for a while, without using the Great Blessing to teleport her, she would probably have to wait here alone for a long time.

Considering that her own shop has a Muggle-shielding effect when it is not open (Kawahara Ki Momoka has been classified as an employee by Li Mo, who is the secret keeper, so she will not be affected by this effect), I am afraid that she will be like wearing a stone hat during this period of time, and people passing by will not pay any attention to her.

Considering the other person's crying face as if he was about to be crushed by the heavy reality, and for the sake of his employees' mental health, Li Mo decided not to go to Akihabara and just wander around nearby.

However, when passing by a convenience store, he unexpectedly ran into two acquaintances.

"Ms. Ijichi and Yamada?"

"Why is Nijika 'Miss Ijichi' and I'm just 'Yamada'?"

Yamada Ryo asked indignantly.

"Ryo, Asakura-kun was just joking, don't really go over and cause trouble!"

Ijichi Hongxia hurriedly grabbed the other person.

"Different treatments create a unequal society!"

Yamada Ryo protested loudly.

"cold!"

Feeling the sharp gazes of the strangers around her, Ijichi Hongka was so scared that she hugged Yamada Ryo even tighter, and her movements became much more flustered.

"Well……"

"No more weird talk!"

"Um, Miss Ijichi,"

After silently admiring Yamada Ryo's expression for a moment, Li Mo smiled and said, "Is it possible that Yamada didn't mean to say anything weird, but was just out of breath?"

"Eh?"

The blonde girl looked down and saw that her best friend was practically foaming at the mouth, "Lianga ...

As expected, Ms. Ijichi, who has developed super strong arm strength by frequently carrying Goto Ichiri, easily did what we couldn't do!

Note: Here Amakusa Shino is singing the theme song of the movie "The Foreigner" starring Jackie Chan. I feel that this movie is one of Jackie Chan's more watchable works in his later years. He seems to be quite well-known in Japan.

Chapter 332: Boyfriend is disqualified.

"Yili went to sell tickets yesterday?"

Because it was not convenient to chat outside, Li Mo and the other two members of the End Band simply found a cafe.

At this moment, Li Mo's somewhat stunned voice rang out from the booth: "She didn't tell me?"

Hearing this, Yamada Ryo closed the menu in his hand, looked at Li Mo, and spoke in a very calm tone.

"A large portion of creamy, cheesy, black pepper and Wagyu beef pasta."

It seems that the conversation did not take place.

"Maybe Pochi-chan is just too shy."

It was Ichichi Hongxia who kindly defended her guitarist, saying, "You know that kid's social anxiety is worthy of being inscribed as an intangible cultural heritage."

"That being said..."

Li Mo held his cheek, feeling a little uncomfortable: "But I didn't expect that she would be so distant to me, her boyfriend. No matter how I look at it, it's a bit..."

It would have been fine if they hadn't met, but yesterday he stayed in the izakaya with the other party until after seven o'clock in the evening. After dragging the drunk Momoka Kawahara and Kikuri Hiroi back home, he drove his old Ford to take Ichiri home.

There were countless opportunities to do so throughout the entire process, but the other party simply said nothing besides forced topics like "The weather is really nice", "Dinner is delicious", and "The moon is really full of moon". Li Mo was really impressed...

"Is it possible that Pochi-chan doesn't consider you a boyfriend...huh?!"

Before Yamada Ryo could finish her words, Ichichi Kouka, who was sitting next to her, stuffed a spoonful of fried rice into her mouth.

"If you can't speak, you don't have to speak."

The blonde girl said in a grouchy tone.

"Mmmmm!"

Yamada Ryo said righteously.

"Swallow your mouth first! You're spitting out rice!"

Ijichi Hongka was sprayed with rice grains in the face.

Yamada Ryo swallowed the fried rice in his mouth with a gulp, and then said solemnly: "This fried rice does not have garlic."

"How much do you expect from fried rice in a coffee shop? It's really good to be able to order fried rice here!"

Ijichi Hongxia wiped her face and said angrily.

"I see... Didn't Ichiri treat me like fried rice in the cafe..."

Li Mo muttered.

"Not good! Asakura-kun is so shaken that his logic seems to be messed up!"

Ijichi Hongxia was a little panicked.

"Very good, let him pay the bill now."

Yamada Ryo's eyes sparkled.

"Don't do such a thing while the chaos is going on!"

Ijichi Hongxia knocked her head, physically dispelling her bad thoughts.

After the initial hesitation, Li Mo felt that it was not a big deal that Goto Ichiri did not tell him that he was selling tickets.

After all, from Yili's daily behavior, we can see that her way of thinking is different from that of ordinary people. If we stick too much to the common sense of normal people, it will probably be difficult to understand her.

"The tickets are all the same anyway. If Asakura-kun wants to come to the live show, it's fine to just buy my tickets. Maybe I can even give Pochi-chan a surprise."

Ijichi Hongxia took out a Starry ticket and said.

"For Ichiri's personality, it's more like a shock like Jumpscare rather than a surprise."

Li Mo complained: "By the way, haven't you already participated in the live several times? It seems that you didn't sell tickets before, why are you suddenly selling tickets this time?"

"Because our performances before were just warm-up or to fill in the junk time, they were free 'gifts' and were not worthy of being performed on stage."

Ijichi Hongka said, "This time, we passed the sister's review and can join the live as an official band. However, because of this, we need to sell tickets to pay the additional deposit."

"It seems that starting out as a band isn't easy."

Thinking of Kawahara Momoka who was extremely disappointed last night and cried today, and Hiroi Kikuri who was overly worried about the future without alcohol to numb herself, Li Mo couldn't help but sigh sincerely.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will find that these two people actually have a relatively good experience among those who dream of music.

Momoka Kawahara has certain talents. She has formed a band, joined an agency, and officially debuted and sold songs. She can be considered someone who has reached the threshold of success in this industry, but fell behind at the last moment. Although Kikuri Hiroi does not earn a lot, she can earn enough to live on from playing and does not need to do extra odd jobs. It can be said that she is relatively successful.

"The live show is in two days..."

Li Mo took the ticket from Hong Xia. The ticket printed on coated paper looked surprisingly good. Looking at the date marked on it, he said, "I understand. I'll go and see it."

"Shenghui, fifteen hundred yen."

Yamada Ryo made a gesture as if to ask for something.

Li Mo grabbed the pasta ordered by the other party from the tray of a passing waiter, and before the girl could react, he put the whole bowl of noodles on the girl's palm as if she was begging for it.

Yamada Ryo grimaced immediately because of the heat, but because she was really curious about the taste of the pasta (Li Mo thought it was possible that she simply ate too much grass and wanted to eat some human food), she tried her best to restrain her biological instinct and put the bowl on the table before shaking her hands.

"Okay, I got it... Do you want me to talk to Pochi-chan?"

After Yidi Chi Hongxia accepted the banknotes and coins that Li Mo handed to her, she asked Li Mo again.

"No need. I think whether it's a surprise or a shock, it's something Yili really needs. It can help her develop her mental toughness."

Li Mo said with a smile.

Ijichi Hongxia looked at Li Mo with the eyes of a bad boy, which made the latter touch his nose and look subtly guilty.

After a moment, the blonde girl sighed as if she had given up. "Forget it, it was Pochi-chan's fault in the first place. I won't say much about what happened between you two. It's better to say that this is not my area of concern. It's just that neither Pochi-chan nor Asakura-kun is the type to be worry-free..."

"Don't say that, actually I quite like you, Hongxia~"

"Save that kind of sweet talk for Pochi-chan."

"Hongxia's mother~"

"Don't call a young girl "Mom"!"

"What about me?"

Yamada Ryo came over curiously and asked.

"The night breeze under the Yamada Sleeping Bridge is so cool."

Li Mo said happily.

"hey-hey……"

"Asakura-kun isn't praising you!"

"By the way, are you interested in the school festival?"

he asked again.