The losers in daily youth have all become witches

Li Mo praised: "It seems that the bond between your band is stronger than I thought..."

Yamada Ryo: “…”

The girl didn't say anything, but just smiled, which made Li Mo feel a little itchy on his back.

"You didn't say it was because of the bond between you and Ichiri, right?"

He couldn't help but confirm it.

"nothing."

Yamada Ryo grinned, revealing a wicked smile, and said bluntly, "Because I feel that Pochi will become more famous, and that way I will have a long-term meal ticket."

"Don't do this!"

Ijichi Hongka used Justice on her head, but it didn't cause enough damage against Yamada Ryo's iron head.

"It's just a joke..."

Yamada Ryo shook his head and muttered.

"Anyway, since Ichiri wants to play guitar well, and this is a rare opportunity, why don't we all just go to the practice room together and continue practicing the ensemble at the same time."

Ichichi Hongxia suggested.

"What do you think, Ichiri?"

Li Mo asked. He suspected that Yamada Ryo knew about his relationship with Ichiri. The other party was staring at the strawberry marks on his neck with a meaningful smile.

Goto Ichiri: "No, no problem... Please whip me!"

So, the group went to the practice room together, leaving Ijichi Hoshika speechless. After all, that would really make the bar area a no-man's land...

After that, we played together vigorously.

By the time Goto Ichiri remembered that he had not given the gift he prepared for Li Mo, Li Mo had already sent him home.

Chapter 247: Stoat Sandwich.

Since he had the elf kitchen, Li Mo no longer had to worry about what to eat for lunch. Every day the house elves would prepare a variety of steaming hot food for him in advance.

The only thing worth discussing is that the house-elves' cooking skills don't seem to match Li Mo's tongue as an Asian.

Fish and chips, which are delicious no matter how they are cooked, are fine. Most normal dishes are also within Li Mo's acceptable range. As for the "widely acclaimed" British delicacies such as looking up at the stars and eel jelly, they have been expressly banned by Li Mo.

But the problem is, house-elves don't seem to be from Britain... or at least they don't belong to Europe in this world.

So occasionally there would be some dishes that Li Mo had never heard of. When he finished his morning classes and came to the activity room hungry to enjoy a good lunch, they would appear on his plate unexpectedly.

Although it is possible to take the house-elf back for redoing, in that case, the other party will often choose some extremely extreme methods to punish itself, making it bloody and mangled, which makes Li Mo feel guilty.

For example, today, a wonderful sandwich appeared on the plate in front of him.

"Is this what you had for lunch?"

Yukinoshita Yukino, who also chose to eat lunch in the activity room, looked at the food on Li Mo's plate and asked in a subtle and somewhat gloating tone.

“In life, we must always dare to try new possibilities…”

Li Mo plucked up the courage to pick up the sandwich.

Then a long, thin tail hung down from the filling in the middle of the dry bread slice.

Then he lost his appetite.

"Rat sandwich? Your possibilities are really subtle."

Yukinoshita Yukino opened her lunch box, and the simple but delicious-looking food inside made Li Mo feel a little dazzled.

"It's not a rat, it's a stoat. It's a stoat sandwich!"

Li Mo tried to correct it.

"I'm really sorry... But I still want to ask, is there any essential difference between a mouse sandwich and a stoat sandwich?"

Because she rarely gained the upper hand so easily in a verbal battle with Li Mo, Miss Yukinoshita's tone today sounded unexpectedly light.

"The difference between Muridae and Mustelidae, I guess. Who knows."

Li Mo hesitated for a long time before sighing and putting the sandwich back on the plate: "At least it's better than the steak hodgepodge before..."

"IMHO,"

After swallowing the cherry tomato sashimi in her mouth, Yukinoshita Yukino said happily, "Steak hodgepodge sounds much more normal than a ferret sandwich."

"Yeah, if I hadn't dug out some animal's claw in my steak stew."

Li Mo said gloomily: "My chefs seem to have mixed up the recipes for humans and hybrid giants."

"Didn't you create these foods directly with magic?"

Yukinoshita Yukino asked curiously.

"How is that possible? Wouldn't that violate the law of conservation of mass?"

Li Mo said seriously.

"Oh, thank you for remembering to follow the objective laws of physics."

Yukino poked the tamagoyaki with her chopsticks and muttered, "I thought the law of conservation of mass had become meaningless to you when you turned tables and chairs into snakes..."

"You're welcome."

Li Mo replied.

"I'm being sarcastic, even if it's just a performance, please be a little disappointed."

The girl held the chopsticks in her mouth and looked at him with dissatisfaction.

"You're welcome (sob)."

"Come to think of it, who is the chef you're talking about? I don't think I've ever met him before."

"She actually ignored my perfect acting skills... What a terrifying woman."

"I just find it too tiring to complain about everything you do."

The girl sighed and said, "If you can accept boiled broccoli and sweet tamagoyaki, I can give you some of my lunch."

"I might as well eat a stoat sandwich then."

Li Mo refused without hesitation.

"Humph."

The girl snorted proudly.

"As for the chefs you mentioned... I can only say that not everything in the wizarding world can be understood with normal eyes."

Li Mo continued the previous topic: "Even if they were standing in front of you, you wouldn't be able to see them."

After all, appearing and disappearing mysteriously is an essential skill for house-elves, and according to the system's text records, people in this world seem unable to see what house-elves look like, not to mention that Miss Yukinoshita is a pure Muggle.

"If we don't understand it, then the human race in this world will still be stuck in the stage of eating raw meat and drinking blood."

The girl argued with Li Mo as usual, "After all, people in the Stone Age didn't understand the laws of thermodynamics."

"These are two different things, right? Even if you don't understand thermodynamics, you know that fire can cook food. Even now, I think there are only about one in ten people who understand the structure and principles of a mobile phone. But not understanding it doesn't stop people from using and popularizing smartphones, right?"

Li Mo said slowly, not because of that at all.

"On the other hand, if no one understands or tries to understand the structure of mobile phones, then after the previous generation has passed away, the development of mobile phones will directly stop or even regress."

Yukino said seriously, "All development is based on the understanding of the past."

"I see. I think I can understand your thoughts now."

Li Mo nodded, and then asked as if he remembered something: "So you read books there every day, is it for similar reasons?"

"It's not that grand. I simply want to know more. The total amount of 'knowledge' in this world is theoretically constant. As long as I learn more, the unknown will decrease relatively speaking."

Yukinoshita Yukino said seriously: "The fewer unknowns there are, the clearer our plans for the future will be, and we will be less likely to fall into confusion. For me, in a sense, this is also a way to see the future through the fog."

"But you probably haven't considered... if human knowledge is a circle, and outside is a boundless ocean of 'knowledge', then with every book you read, the circle becomes larger as you gain more knowledge. But because the circumference of the circle becomes longer, the part of it that comes into contact with the unknown ocean outside also becomes larger... In other words, the more you learn, the more mysteries you encounter. And if within the unknown lies magic, monsters, supernatural creatures, and so on, do you understand what this means?"

Li Mo said seriously: "It's good to have a strong desire for knowledge, but being too confident will only lead to self-destruction. You'd better remember this."

Chapter 248: Have I seen this episode...?

In fact, what Li Mo said was slightly biased.

Fortunately, there are many people in this world who are more knowledgeable than Yukinoshita Yukino, but the world is still calm, which means that supernatural things should not be so easy to surface.

But since Yukinoshita Yukino doesn't know about this anyway, it's no big deal to use it to warn her not to get too carried away.

After all, she has been involved in two supernatural events, and it is not impossible that a third time will occur. Only by staying vigilant at all times may her life be saved.

Yukinoshita Yukino was also silent for a moment.

However, judging from her eyes, the girl did not seem to give up and wanted to continue reading and studying.

Li Mo knocked on the plate, and the stoat sandwich disappeared, replaced by a plate of gray baked biscuits that looked a bit like cookies at first glance.

"Oh, rock cake...it's not impossible."

Li Mo sighed and took out his mug from the snack cabinet next to him. As soon as he put it on the table, a full mug of hot milk appeared out of thin air.

Then, under the girl's surprised eyes, Li Mo continued to soak the rock cake in milk and waited until it was softened before eating it.

If you ignore its tooth-breaking hardness, the rock cake itself is quite delicious, with a baked grain aroma.

"Would you like some?"

Li Mo waved the rock cake in his hand towards the girl.

"No thanks."

The girl said proudly, "I tried this kind of cookies at a previous banquet."

"what about the taste?"

Li Mo asked.

“Rust.”

Xue No replied expressionlessly: "I bit it for three minutes and couldn't even leave a tooth mark on it. My teeth almost broke."

“Actually, this is quite delicious…”

Li Mo stuffed the softened rock cake into his mouth dryly: "Look, it's still soft."

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at him with disdain, and her expression returned to her usual cold look.

After eating the rock cake, Li Mo planned to say goodbye.

If he had known that Yukinoshita Yukino would also come for lunch today, he would have chosen the association's hut.

The reason why he didn't consider that place as his first choice was because he could often meet Chihaya Asagumo there. When the two of them were alone, she was much more clingy than the second lady of the Yukinoshita family. Last time, Li Mo drank a whole teapot of Kung Fu tea before he could barely get away. This time, he really didn't want to stuff so much tea into his stomach. That was his stomach, not a teapot.

"Come here again after school if you have time."

At this time, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly called Li Mo.

"what happened?"

Li Mo looked back at the other party in surprise. This seemed to be the first time since he could remember that Yukinoshita Yukino invited him to the service club activity room.

"I received a new job from Hiratsuka-sensei."

Yukinoshita Yukino replied.

"That's the Ministry's job, right? What does it have to do with our Ministry of Magic?"

Li Mo asked confidently.

"I'm just talking to you. It's up to you whether you want to help or not."

Yukino said.

Thanks to Goto Ichiri's superb performance at the Founder's Festival and the great success of Li Mo and his team's stage play which read as a nonsensical magic show, the Ministry of Magic led by Li Mo naturally received immediate amnesty from the Student Union. Not only was there no crisis of abolishment, but the Ministry also gained a good reputation with the school's top management.

In addition, after the great success of the Founder's Festival, Amakusa Shino has gradually taken over the position of student council president from President Niijima. Although she is currently still the 'vice president' and there has been no election for the president, according to past practices, her promotion is basically a sure thing.

This also means that the Ministry of Magic, which has a good relationship with her, will no longer have to worry about the issue of being abolished in the future unless some vicious incidents with extremely bad consequences occur.