The Bizarre Adventures of the Oil Man, but Starting with Warhammer 32K

Keldos, who was still wondering why the shield generator could be made so small, froze when he saw the soul stone embedded in it.

"Despicable monkey!"

He roared, but subconsciously took a step back.

Soul Stone! These humans had actually imprisoned his compatriots' souls... in this shield generator!

"Do you hear that? Every blow you strike is tormenting your people."

As if to confirm Amidel's words, ripples appeared on the surface of the shield, and a faint Eldar wail echoed in Si Zhan's ears.

Keldos almost broke his teeth.

He never imagined that one day his weapon would become an instrument of torture for his compatriots!

These humans...

No, not human.

It's the devil!

These demons are even more abominable than the Lady of Thirst and her demon minions! More "creative" than their depraved dark brethren!

Keldos continued to fight with Amidel with his sword, but amid the wailing of his compatriot, he felt that he could no longer hold the weapon in his hand steadily.

The same was true of the assault scorpions he led. They were warriors dedicated to the Way of Khaine and should have immersed themselves in fighting and slaughter.

But the cries of their companions prevented them from immersing themselves in the battle, and the screams of those soul stones would always drag them back to reality.

Seeing that the situation was deteriorating, beaded sweat broke out on Keldos's forehead.

Now, what should he do?

PS1: Why is sleep//full sleep a blocked word?

PS2: It’s almost June, let’s offer a bounty to speed up the update pace.

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Chapter 257: The snipe and the clam are arguing.

The strength of these Monkai was astonishing, and with the protection of the Soul Stone, the Eldar were more agile, and their advantage of being able to attack faster than the Astartes was completely lost.

Keldos estimated that they would need to outnumber the hunters three times or use heavy weaponry to defeat them, a thought that struck him as absurd.

When did the Eldar, even the Astartes, need a numerical advantage to win against humans?

How many of their species do they have left? How can they withstand such a consumption?

There were over 700 Eldar warriors still able to fight, but at this exchange rate, these 700 were barely even. Not to mention the Necrons who were watching closely and the Undead Army who might come to support them at any time.

You can't win by direct confrontation, and continuing to fight will only torture your own people.

Keldos and his companions no longer had the will to fight, and they only thought about how to escape. They tried to hide in the shadows, but they were quickly kicked out by Sharokin, who was also hiding in the shadows.

Keldos realized he was in a desperate situation.

He had wanted to lead humans to the area where the Necrons were, but now even escaping was a luxury.

Every time they tried to retreat, they would be forced back to their original position by the elusive Raven Guard; and in a head-on confrontation, they would be completely suppressed by Amidel's shield.

"Let's go! Go to Area C!"

He commanded in the Eldar language that humans couldn't understand, "There is a stasis field left by the Necrons!"

At this moment, Keldos was determined to die.

The howling banshees let out a psychic scream, the sonic vibrations slightly slowing the Astartes' pace. The Eldar took the opportunity to throw psychic grenades, forcing the Astartes back, and the surviving Eldar warriors all fled deeper into the cave.

Amidel swung his sword to cut through the glare produced by the psychic explosion, but found that Keldos had disappeared.

Sharokin emerged from the shadows and guided: "They went to Area C."

Amidel nodded and led the team to continue chasing.

Keldos knew that it was a luxury to escape their entanglement, but Monkai's relentless pursuit was exactly what he wanted.

"Once you reach Area C, disperse quickly and accept your fate."

He ordered, "But leave behind someone who can activate the Stasis Field. I will then lure as many Astartes as possible into the Stasis Field. You must use the Stasis Field to trap them and me as well."

The assault scorpions realized there was no better way. They could only nod, indicating that they understood.

The group ran all the way towards the stasis position. To their confusion, they heard faint sounds of fighting coming from the other end of the passage.

The elves looked at each other and saw the confusion in each other's eyes.

Strange, did they arrange other manpower to attack other human forces?

The pursuers behind them left them no time to think, nor could they change their route. As Keldos led his team around a corner, they ran head-on into an unexpected enemy.

That silver-white metal body, those dark green eye sockets...

"Necrons?!"

Keldos looked at Trazyn. Trazyn looked at the Eldar.

One person saw the ultimate goal of his mission, while the other saw the person he wanted to divert the blame to.

But they did not feel joy, instead their hearts skipped a beat at the same time, and the same thought flashed through their minds.

It’s broken, it’s coming for me!

Neither Trazyn nor Keldos had thought that their ideas would be so consistent with each other, and one of them had the Astartes chasing him relentlessly, while the other attracted the guns and cannons of the Undead Army.

They came together from two different directions, which meant that the two pursuers also merged together. And they were in the middle, like a cheese sandwich.

They are all filling in the middle.

Trazyn suddenly felt that having someone who understood her wasn't such a wonderful thing after all.

"Dirty Metal Skull!"

Keldos's chain sword slashed at Trazyn's face: "You deliberately led humans to encircle and suppress us!"

Trazyn retreated: "Shameless pointy-eared people, it was you who alerted the humans first! Look at what you've done! My artifact collection plan is completely ruined!"

Keldos spun, his chain sword sweeping towards Trazyn's knee. Trazyn wasn't skilled in combat, but he had plenty of tricks up his sleeve. He suddenly activated his anti-gravity device, levitating his metal body and miraculously dodging the blow.

They looked like they were going to continue fighting, but a report from an Eldar poured cold water on them.

"Master Si Zhan! The human footsteps are getting closer!"

The two men stopped at the same time and their eyes met briefly.

"Listen, Metalhead."

Keldos lowered his voice, "I know you have hidden the stasis field generator."

Trazyn's electronic eyes flickered. "And you have psionic powers... That's interesting."

Explosions erupted simultaneously at both ends of the tunnel. The humans began to clear the obstacles and advance. Time was running out.

"A temporary truce?"

Trazyn confirmed.

"Until we get rid of the pursuers."

Keldos retracted his chain sword.

The two old enemies stood back to back. When Renault led the undead army into the passage, he saw such an absurd scene.

He didn't know what Necrons were, but that didn't stop him from almost popping his eyes out when he saw the Eldar standing next to a metal skeleton. The mechanical priest beside him even made an excited and sharp sound of burning oil.

The undead army opened fire first, but Trazyn raised his palm. His exquisite control of the stasis field made the stasis field only form a wall in front of them. Every round of ammunition that hit the stasis field was slowed to almost a standstill.

The Eldar calmly avoided these frozen attacks and launched a counterattack. When they counterattacked, Trazyn removed the Stasis Field, allowing the Eldar attacks to smoothly blow up the undead army.

Even the Astartes who rushed to the battlefield suffered losses. Armidale led the charge, but Trazyn's dimensional transfer device suddenly activated and teleported the Astartes away.

The battle went unexpectedly smoothly. Keldos even had an absurd illusion—if he had cooperated with this undead earlier, perhaps he would not have been forced into this situation.

But Trazyn was ultimately their enemy, the thief who had stolen thousands of Soul Stones...

He was distracted thinking about how to deal with the Necron next, but found that his thinking speed seemed to be getting slower and slower. He turned around in confusion and saw Trazyn pointing the stasis field generator at him.

He was filled with fear and shock. He never expected that as elves, they could be taken advantage of by others in backstabbing.

"Metal Skull, you...!"

"cooperate?"

Trazyn grinned, revealing a (theoretically impossible) smile of delight:

"I'm just kidding~"

Only those who have gone insane will choose to cooperate with the Eldar sincerely. Even if they have no heart anymore, Trazyn understands this.

No one would choose to believe in the Eldar and treat them as princesses, or even discuss with their prophets whether their leader is a god, right?

No way, right?

To fight the Eldar, you have to be faster than them in backstabbing!

The green light engulfed Keldos's horrified expression. Trazyn even had the leisure to take out a pen and paper. After a brief thought, he wrote a line in High Gothic and threw the note to the ground.

When Armidel, who had been teleported outside, rushed in again, he could only see a group of lifelike Eldar statues and the stasis field generator on the ground.

"Where's the Undead?"

Sharokin emerged from the shadows and pointed to a note next to the generator. It read:

"I'm loaning it out for now. Please don't touch it to avoid damage."

"what?"

Amidel couldn't understand it, and the people around him were equally confused.

Leon probably told them what the Necrons were, but he didn't tell them that the Necrons had such a...sense of humor.

But regardless, Trazyn's backstab destroyed the Eldar's resistance. One hundred Eldar warriors, along with their warlords, were sealed in stasis, and the Eldar's elite forces were completely wiped out.

Many of the remaining scattered Eldar were caught up and executed on the spot. Later statistics revealed that approximately three hundred Eldar were killed or incapacitated in the attack.

Although there were still many Eldar who escaped, and some Eldar who were not fighting here in the first place, they were no longer important.

Armidale continued to pursue the remaining Eldar, and soon reported the situation to Leon through the returning Renault. Leon was slightly surprised by this.

Two days ago, reports of Necrons sightings began to trickle in from all corners of the Undead Army. He had thought that with the Necrons' vigilance, their attention would be distracted and it would take them longer to wipe out the Eldar, but he hadn't expected things to go so smoothly.

And he was very interested in one of the messages.

"Necrons collaborating with the Eldar?"

He confirmed with Renault.

"Yes, I saw with my own eyes that metal skeleton fighting alongside the Eldar. But for some reason, that Necron quickly chose to attack the Eldar. He also left a message written in our language at the scene, but it seems a bit baffling to us..."

Renault showed Leon the note that said "temporarily loaned out." Leon took one look at it and his expression darkened.

"Lord Leon?"

Renault asked cautiously: "Is the situation very bad?"

"It's the worst. Tell the priests to check the warehouse. They must check it in the most detailed way to see if there is anything missing!"

His fearless attitude spurred his men into action. The priests counted the supplies, and after half a day of chaos, a list of losses was finally presented.

"Three suits of power armor and replacement parts for maintenance, a box of energy batteries, and even a Leman Russ Siegecraft undergoing repair? Judging by the traces, all of these were stolen in the past two days?"

Damn it, he really managed to steal from me!

"I won't say anything about the first few. How did you let a tank be stolen without you noticing?"

The priests looked at each other, not daring to say a word. Leon sighed and waved his hand, knowing he couldn't be too harsh on them.

The logistics system within Warhammer, along with its subspace navigation, had a unique sense of relaxation, with inventory taking and storage being done manually. If the thief's methods were more sophisticated, it wouldn't be surprising that they wouldn't be discovered.

But he couldn't continue to tolerate this situation. If someone dared to steal a power armor today, they'd steal a tank tomorrow. If he wasn't careful, he might even get his own body stolen!

"There are cameras installed throughout the warehouse, so the Servo Skulls are patrolling around the clock, understand?"