The Bizarre Adventures of the Oil Man, but Starting with Warhammer 32K

Xie Ri looked triumphantly at Li Ang who was watching the battle from a distance and made a victory gesture.

The plan to conquer and subjugate the orc clans went smoothly. Starting with this tribe, Xie Ri established his own Xie Ri Clan, devouring the orc tribes on Maxim with a voracious force.

As the reputation grew, many orcs who came here to see the place even gathered here like pilgrims.

They lined up in a crooked row, waiting for the "Great Master" to bless the weapons in their hands.

Each blessed weapon would be painted red and engraved with the symbol of the Evil Sun Clan. These orcs who considered themselves the chosen ones of the God of Skill would excitedly return to their tribes and describe to others what wonders they had seen in the Evil Sun Clan.

"Everything was red! The tanks, the cans, even the fart monster's pants were red! They were running so fast I couldn't even keep up!"

"There's a mountain of waste there! Take as much as you want. The Evil Sun Master said this is called 'scientific allocation'!"

For these greenskins who have embarked on the path of technology, the Fel Sun Clan has become a flowing waste and a promised land of "Waaaagh!" in their eyes.

There is no need for Xie Ri to conquer things himself. With the help of these greenskins, the beastmen welcome Xie Ri wholeheartedly wherever he goes. It can be said that he has the best timing.

At the same time, with Leon's approval, something called the "Greenskin Technique Codex" began to spread among the Greenskins. Xie Ri also personally preached at the weekly "Science WAAAGH!" rally:

"Number one! Red runs fast, and painted red runs three times as fast!"

Xie Ri patted the Hellfire Chariot painted bright red beside him, "This has been scientifically proven!"

The orcs below were taking notes frantically.

"Second point! Science is the most important thing, knowing how to make it! Just thinking is not enough, I have to know why I can think!"

Several orc masters nodded thoughtfully and secretly carved the words "Newton's Force and Blood" on the Squig that they used as notebooks.

"Third Rule! Seek the Machine Soul, believe in the Machine Soul! As long as you are WAAAGH enough, even scrap metal can be transformed into a divine machine!"

This one was particularly popular, and the orcs immediately started splashing engine oil everywhere, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Finally, Xie Ri jumped high up and raised his arms: "Remember, boys! Nothing is more WAAAGH than skill and speed!"

The meeting ended with cheers of "WAAAGH! Science!" Each orc received the holy book, which was subject to new entries at any time.

Most of these scriptures became toilet paper for the orcs, but the idea of ​​technology as Waaaagh had spread among the orcs of Maxim.

Chapter 246: For Om Green Saiyan!

Not all orcs believe in the Bible.

But for Leon, the scripture itself is a kind of filter.

Orcs are dangerous after all. The fact that they can negotiate with humans and accept human employment does not conflict with the fact that they only think about Waaaagh and how to make Waaaagh better.

If their energy is not diverted to technology, and they are not allowed to think that there are more waaaagh things to do than fighting, sooner or later they will launch an expedition against humanity, or fight among themselves and then go to civil war.

Li Ang would not accept such a thing.

What he wants is a group of free laborers who will work as long as there is scrap. What if the labor force consumes itself?

He drew upon Guilliman's codex and helped the Orks systematize their primitive faith in machines.

Leon himself was noncommittal about the Holy Scriptures and scoffed at religion. But let's face it, these two things were incredibly useful.

He had begun to understand why the state religion had grown so powerful in just a few hundred years that it had become the permanent leader of the church.

Using both rules and religion, this approach of taking the worst of both worlds really confused a group of orcs.

This group of deceived orcs united under the banner of Xieri and formed the real core of the Xieri clan - the Speed ​​Sect.

This group of orcs, who find speed more attractive than chopping off their enemies' heads, pursue "running to the orcs' limit speed." They are all focused on how to get more powerful scrap and how to build themselves a more dazzling motorcycle.

With this in mind, these orcs treated the "Red Boys" even better than their own orc companions, because the priests' production lines would continuously produce the scrap they needed, which was much more valuable than other green-skinned boys.

This is not completely peaceful coexistence, but it has also put a dent in the orcs' aggressiveness.

Once he arrives in the Taiping Star Region, Leon only needs to find a place to graze these orcs, and then control the spread of spores to prevent the orcs from multiplying disorderly. These young technicians will then become stable suppliers of the Hellfire Chariots.

All he had to pay was a boat and some supplies.

Perhaps other potentials of these orcs can be developed later, but Leon does not plan to do so in a big way for the time being.

He still has some concerns about Beziak's mention of "the Orcs are resurrecting" and "you can't control the Greenskins." Even with Evil Sun as his assistant, he doesn't plan to increase the number of Orcs too much in a short period of time.

Just as Miraberias said, his control over the orcs could not compare to that of Gomao, the two orc gods.

Leon had previously been skeptical of this, after all, Yarrick, who was later worshipped by the orcs, was likely blessed by the orcs. All greenskins respected and feared him.

It wasn't until he experienced it himself that Leon realized that the orcs' attitude and whether they would follow him were two different things.

One or two orcs might follow him out of their own will, but once they form a group, these orcs will become extremely exclusive.

They can be in awe, but almost instinctively refuse to be led for long by a race other than the Greenskins.

The legend of Leon defeating Gadar has been transformed into a belief within this group of orcs, but this belief itself has excluded him.

Li Ang speculated that this was the so-called "Orcs will never be slaves."

This group of orcs who were pulling up the LAN had two large servers, Gou Ge and Mao Ge, as their underlying codes. Even if they were temporarily impacted, they would be quickly rewritten by these two large servers.

Even if he performed another miracle, Leon felt that his influence on the orcs would not last long.

"So what's going on with the opponent?"

If Gomao could be dealt with, the orcs would most likely degenerate from a cosmic scourge into an ordinary race, no longer having such an outrageous centripetal force and cohesion.

But how to deal with the gods of the subspace or block the influence of the gods of the subspace is still a complete blind spot for Leon.

Perhaps when Kurland finds Ullanor and invites Leon to participate in this decisive battle, he will be able to figure out some relevant tricks in this holy land of the orcs.

Before that, Li Ang felt that he should be more cautious.

After more than half a month of reconquest, almost all the orcs were temporarily under the rule of Xieri. Xieri stood on the stage and began to preach the second step of Leon's plan to all the greenskins.

"Listen up, boys! We're going to do something big!"

He pointed to the sky and said, "Go to space! Go somewhere even WAAAGH! There are mountains of scrap and endless spare parts!"

"There was a deafening roar of "WAAAGH!" from the crowd below.

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"But only the most wAAAGH! can join me on this technological expedition! Starting today, the science competition begins! Whoever builds the most powerful gadget gets to ride aboard!"

Maxim, who had just calmed down, was in chaos again. The orcs racked their brains and tried every possible way to show their "scientific" achievements.

With Leon's abundant waste, half of Maxim's was turned into a scorched earth.

Finally, after brutal screening, about 100,000 skilled young men stood out.

These orcs who have been screened and are able to join the Speed ​​Cult are the ones that Le Ang can truly take away with confidence.

Their resolve for "science" was unwavering and they would not be easily swayed by the chopping and slashing of men. Furthermore, their numbers were small, so even if they rebelled, they could be easily suppressed.

Leon picked a large merchant ship and gave it to Xie Ri, asking him to lead this group of orcs to play freely. When they set sail, they just had to follow behind the fleet.

The orcs rushed onto the merchant ship with roars, and in their hearts they were full of admiration for Xie Ri who was able to get such a big thing from someone.

"Boss, how did you get this thing from Xiami?"

"This is called trade! Watch carefully, learn well! You'll need this step if you want to get scrap in the future!"

"Boss, can we paint this boat red?"

Another orc Jiba asked, rubbing his hands.

"Paint it all red!"

Xie Ri waved his hand proudly, "Remember the first rule of the Holy Code! Red runs fast!"

The orcs immediately cheered, picked up paint buckets and began to renovate their new home.

In less than half a day, the entire hull of the transport ship was painted bright red, and the words "Science WAAAGH!" were crookedly written on the hull.

They even built a church on top of the transport ship to worship their new god of craftsmanship and science, "Gokamaoka".

...They seem to have learned the state religion a little too well.

Li Ang didn't know where this new belief came from, but it didn't seem to have any impact, so Li Ang just let them be.

It's been over a month since all this trouble.

Not only the orcs, the relocation of the Mechanicus on Maxim is also proceeding in full swing.

Hoping to escape the Martian green garlic, Sage Lifar, like a diligent real estate agent, traveled around various foundry areas lobbying:

"My fellow sages! Just think about it! In the new Forging World, you will have the opportunity to experience the most cutting-edge technology brought by Sage Leon! Holographic Forging is just the beginning, and you will become the new Sage!"

The priests, who had been working on these production lines for too long, were skeptical. But when they saw the dismantled production lines being easily loaded onto ships like building blocks, their attitude began to soften.

Although they hated screw-driving, they could also see the benefits of modular design. Compared to traditional foundries, where no one dared to touch them after Rogaine was introduced, this technology, which tied them to the assembly line, was indeed different.

Eventually, about ten thousand priests were mobilized and boarded Holo's merchant fleet.

Also accompanying them were about one million civilians who had once come from Port Covenant.

These civilians were transported from the Port of Covenant to Maxim by Leon through Inquisitor Fratilena. They took on the final tasks on Maxim's production line and became a strong support for Maxim's resumption of production.

Now when Leon wanted to take them away again, many of these civilians who had become accustomed to the Forge World wanted to settle down, so they stayed on Maxim and were unwilling to leave.

Li Ang didn't force them.

Compared to Maxim's size, ten thousand priests plus one million civilians wasn't much, but Leon understood the outcome.

Like Hayes's Astra Militarum, Maxim had never truly belonged to him. The priests who had originally joined him were only there to earn a living after being abandoned by their foundry master.

Now the orcs who swept across the Solar Star Region are in a state of retreat. They have saved their lives and their wealth, but not all of them have the courage to take a new step forward.

That's why it's even more necessary for him to build a forging world that belongs entirely to him.

Ten thousand priests and one million civilians accompanying them are enough to build the framework of a forge hive city. You have to eat one bite at a time and not be in a hurry.

As for the remaining priests and 900,000 orcs on Maxim?

"Should we exterminate all these orcs?"

Armidale suggested, "You provided too much scrap before, and they've already made a leap in the process..."

The people of the Second Legion were always particularly sensitive to genetics and evolution. In his eyes, these orcs, who had developed a unique culture, were quite threatening.

But Li Ang corrected his idea.

"They are not a threat."

Seeing Armidale's surprised look, he added:

"As long as it's not directed at us, it's not a threat."

Although the power he wants to develop will pay tithes, he will certainly engage in sneaky activities and secretly develop planets that are not on the official record list of the empire in the future.

He wanted to separate himself and the empire into two entities so that his subordinates could think about problems according to "our own" thinking.

"Calculating the time, the Mechanicus will be arriving soon, so let them enjoy themselves."

Li Ang called over Xie Ri, who was leading his men to modify the transport ship.

"It's time to find a new target for our 'Om Green Saiyan' followers."

Xie Ri, understanding Li Ang's intention, became excited: "I'll go talk to those guys right away!"

He returned to the orc camp and began his speech to those orcs who could not leave Maxim.

"Listen, boys! It's not that I don't want to take you away, it's because a group of gear boys are coming to rob your holy land! Not only do they want to take your scrap, they also want to tear down your temple! It's these bastards who won't let you learn science from me!"

The orcs were immediately in an uproar, and Xie Ri took the opportunity to bring in more waste.

"Take these! Turn all your scrap into big bangs! When those gear boys come—"

"WAAAGH! Smash them!"

The orcs roared in unison.

Soon, 900,000 furious orcs, armed to the teeth, began to gather. They frantically modified their chariots and weapons with scrap metal and spare parts, painting everything that could be painted a bright red.

Armidale pondered. "Is this the reason for the unlimited supply of scrap?"

"That's right. Now the Mars buyers will get what they deserve."

Li Ang said with satisfaction: "Let's go, it's time for us to set off."

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Just as Leon's transport fleet left Maximus' orbit, the fleet sent by Mars was jumping into the galaxy from Mandeville Point.