Uma Musume, from entry level to basement

"Hmm... That's weird. I felt like I bumped into something just now..." The unknown horse girl tilted her head.

"Forget it. I spent a lot of money on medicine today. I need to mix it in black tea for Tuolena to drink. Now I should go back and live a happy life with Tuolena."

The person who caused the accident, Ma Niang, left happily soon because she didn't know she had hit someone, while the victim, Tang Han, lay on the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.

The God of Misfortune laughed out loud.

"It's useless! The closer you get to her, the greater the torrent of disaster you'll suffer! The more dangerous your situation will be! There's no way you can touch this little girl!"

"Wonder Of U!"

Everyone says don’t play JOJO memes! How many people understand this?

"I warn you again, God of Luck, don't come over, or you will die." The God of Unlucky stared at Tang Han viciously.

Although it seemed that she let Tang Han go, it was not the case.

If she had not yet accumulated enough curse power to kill a person, Tang Han would have died when he was hit by Ma Niang just now, instead of being numb all over.

Every time she cursed Tang Han, she would consume the bad luck she had accumulated.

She had just summoned an unknown horse girl to cause an accident, which had exhausted her energy. If Tang Han got any closer, she would not have the energy to summon another horse girl to kill Tang Han.

"It hurts so much..." Tang Han tried to get up with his strong willpower, but the pain all over his body made him collapse to the ground again just after he stood up for a while.

The impact on Ma Niang was so terrifying, just like being hit by a speeding car. Her head was buzzing and she almost died on the spot.

However, even if Tang Han was not dead now, he was injured and it was difficult for him to even stand up, let alone continue to approach Mi Yu.

Seeing that Tang Han couldn't move, the God of Misfortune breathed a sigh of relief.

"Stop it, the winner has been decided." The God of Misfortune raised the corner of his mouth and shook his head helplessly.

"You can't even extract the faintest ripples. Look, you've already lost so much blood. This means you're beyond saving."

"Goodbye, your life ends here."

After saying that, the God of Misfortune turned his back and no longer looked at Tang Han.

I've been told to stop using JoJo memes! Do you still want me to say "This is my last ripple"?!

"......" Tang Han was speechless. He looked at his body which was not bleeding at all, and then touched his heart which was still beating normally.

It was not at all hopeless as the God of Unlucky said. On the contrary, Tang Han was only slightly injured, with no broken bones. He was just temporarily unable to move.

"No, that's a bit strange." Tang Han frowned.

With his physique as a human being, how could he not even have a broken bone after being hit by a horse girl running at high speed?

It's as if...the damage has been reduced.

Tang Han suddenly realized something.

"Your curse ability is limited, isn't it?" Tang Han said. (Because the God of Unlucky would block his mouth if he opened it, he communicated with his mind.)

The God of Misfortune trembled.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand." The God of Unlucky broke out in a cold sweat.

No way, did this guy discover something?

"Sure enough..." Tang Han was confirmed by the reaction of the God of Unlucky.

"As the saying goes, one can't be unlucky all the time. Even if Mi Yu is an unlucky horse girl, she won't run into bad luck after just a few steps."

"Although you said that the closer I get, the more severe the torrent of disaster I will suffer, but I was the only one who was cursed just now, and the other horse girls who passed by the rice bath were not hurt at all."

"Plus, I didn't break any bones when I was hit by a horse girl, I just couldn't move..."

"There is only one truth!" Tang Han pushed the non-existent glasses on his nose.

"Your curse power has its limits, and it's almost exhausted!"

"Damn it..." The God of Misfortune had a gloomy expression.

My secret was discovered so easily by this guy!

How can this guy be so smart...

Whether it is the determination to achieve the goal or the intelligence to quickly judge the current situation and come up with a solution, people who are completely incompatible with the world of Ma Musume are all stupid like Azasiga.

You guys, get out of the horse girl world! Wouldn't it be better for you to go to the JoJo world and fight with your wits? How could a horse girl trick you into dancing in the basement when you're so smart? You bastard!

The God of Bad Luck cursed Tang Han in his heart and soon calmed down.

Since the winner has been decided, it is useless for Tang Han to know her secret.

"You can't move anymore. Even if you know the truth about me, how can you get any closer? You'd better just lie here and wait to be trampled to death by the other horse girls!"

After the God of Unlucky made the harsh words, he ignored Tang Han and left towards the cafeteria with Mi Yu.

Tang Han looked at Mi Yu's depressed back and smiled bitterly.

Indeed, his body was so exhausted that he couldn't even stand up, let alone hand the lucky sachet to Mi Yu.

Tang Han, did you lose?

16. The power of companions

Mi Yu, who was in a very bad mood, walked slowly to the cafeteria door.

Just as she had imagined, the cafeteria was now very deserted.

Half of the lights were off, and all of them were Ma Niang who had just finished her meal. Only Mi Yu was going in. The cafeteria ladies were also leaving get off work one after another, as if preparing to close the restaurant.

The food that Mi Yu likes to eat is definitely out of stock. If he’s even unlucky, he might not even be able to eat.

Originally, the Goddess of Misfortune wanted to do this, but now her energy has been exhausted and she can't do anything.

So today Mi Yu will definitely have a meal, and there will also be his favorite dishes.

God of Bad Luck: "God of Lucky! You deserve to die!"

However, after her anger subsided, she couldn't help but admire Tang Han from the bottom of her heart.

Because Tang Han's behavior just now did shock the God of Misfortune a little. She had never met anyone as desperate as Tang Han. He ignored his own pain and rolled over like a tire. His courage was far beyond that of ordinary people.

Although he is an enemy, he is also a respectable opponent.

Fortunately, she was more skilled in the end, otherwise Tang Han would have succeeded.

Tang Han could no longer get close to Mi Yu. The God of Misfortune felt that Tang Han's only way was to take off his doctoral gown and use his S-level horse mint physique to attract Mi Yu's attention.

But exposing one's pony mint physique is tantamount to suicide. Although it can attract Mi Yu's attention, it will also be noticed by other pony girls, and they will definitely be targeted, and the future will be dark.

This is equivalent to exchanging one's own life for a chance to seriously injure her!

But if Tang Han really did this, then the God of Misfortune could say that in terms of awareness, no one who had fought with her was better than Tang Han, and she, the God of Misfortune, was willing to call Tang Han the strongest!

"Sa, would you do this? Or do you have any other ideas?"

While the God of Misfortune was happily imagining the possible next confrontation, Mi Yu was sad.

However, what made Mi Yu sad was not whether he could have food to eat, but something else.

"I hope my answer didn't cause any trouble to that classmate." Mi Yu was still thinking about the question asked by the unknown horse girl.

Mi Yu cares more about others than himself.

Mi Yu's mood started to worsen when he thought that his answer might cause trouble to the unknown horse girl.

"Rice bath is really useless..." Mi Yu's eyes were moist.

My mood is down... oh my, my mood is already at its lowest.

That enthusiasm remains unwavering.

Just as Mi Yu was about to enter the cafeteria, a petite pink-haired ponygirl came bouncing over.

"Mimi~" The pink-haired pony girl greeted Mi Yu enthusiastically with a bright smile.

"Eh? Ulala-chan."

The one who came was the little angel Ulala.

As soon as he saw Ulala's smile, the sad Mi Yu instantly felt much better (his mood improved).

When the God of Unlucky saw Ulala, he showed a look of disgust.

This pink pony girl, she's annoying.

Among the many horse girls, Ulala is one of the few who knows that getting close to the rice bath will bring bad luck, but still takes the initiative to get close to it.

She usually looks optimistic and can bring happiness to others with just a smile. Even the unlucky Mi Yu can be healed by her.

Even if Miyu got confused and mixed up salt and sugar and made saltine crackers for Ulala to eat, even if the light would turn red when crossing the road with Miyu, even if it would rain heavily when training with Miyu...

Ulala would always happily praise Mi Yu, saying that she wanted to eat saltine biscuits right after training, that she was a little tired when she saw a red light and stopped to rest for a while, and that when it rained heavily, she would turn the playground into a swimming pool for fun, so as to prevent Mi Yu from feeling guilty and sad because of his bad luck that affected others.

It is because of Ulala that the God of Misfortune gathers energy so slowly.

God of Bad Luck: "Ulala! You deserve to die!"

Normally, he hated her, but now he felt even more disgusted, because for some reason, the God of Unlucky felt that Ulala at this moment had almost the same aura as the God of Luck whom he had just fought.

If her bad luck energy hadn't been used up, she would definitely make Ulala fall and put more Band-Aids on her body.

"Ulala-chan, are you here to eat too?" Mi Yu smiled.

As expected, Ulala-chan’s smile is really healing, as if all the troubles have disappeared.

"No." Wulala shook her head and patted her stomach. "I just had a meal and I'm very full."

"So why are you here, Urara-chan?"

"I came here specifically to look for Mimi!"

"Eh? Me?"

"That's right!" Ulala nodded excitedly.

"Mimi, I just met a super powerful ninja trainer, this is a gift from him for you~"

"Ninja trainer?" Mi Yu was puzzled.

She understood the word ninja, and she understood the word trainer, but putting the two together...

What is a ninja trainer? Someone who trains ninjas?

"Dangdangdang~" Ulala took out a small object from her pocket.

This is a sachet with a blue rose embroidered on it, emitting a faint floral fragrance.

"What!" The God of Unlucky turned pale the moment he saw the sachet.

This thing! This thing is!

Lucky sachet!

She finally knew where the disgusting smell on Ulala came from. It turned out that the lucky sachet was on her!

But the God of Unlucky doesn't understand! Why would the God of Fortune's things be on the horse girl Ulala?

Although Ulala is a little angel, she has never been favored by any other gods except the three goddesses who bless all horse girls equally. She is just an ordinary horse girl.

"Wait, she just said that it was a gift from a strange person to Mi Yu..."

Tang Han, wearing a doctoral gown, suddenly appeared in front of the God of Unlucky.

"Masaka (could it be)!"

"Sou Da (that's right)!" The illusion of Tang Han in the eyes of the God of Unlucky began to speak, and under her unique filter, Tang Han's style became very JOJO-like.

Tang Han pointed at the God of Unlucky and paused his commentary:

"According to your thinking, I can't win if I don't take off my doctoral gown, and I can't survive if I don't take off my doctoral gown."

"But sorry, I want both victory and survival! Besides the desperate method of taking off my doctoral uniform, I have a simple but important strategy!"

"That means relying on your companions!"

“Companions are valuable tools for overcoming bad luck. Even if a person is unlucky, having others by his side gives him the courage to face difficulties.”

"But you'll never realize this, because you, a guy who feeds on other people's misfortune, don't understand the power of friendship at all!"

“Even if I can’t deliver the lucky sachet to Mi Yu personally, I can find someone else to deliver it!”