According to Lady Gan Yu, she doesn't need to completely replicate the Abyss Order's plan; she only needs to complete some basic steps, which is much more acceptable.

So, all she had to do was dance for Luo Mu alone on stage, go on a pole, and take off her clothes...

"That's really embarrassing."

Even the usually calm and capable Ye Lan couldn't help but scratch her head with a wry smile when she thought about what she had to do.

Furthermore, the task panel even has special markings like "?0/1", which makes it even more speechless.

No wonder Lord Gan Yu seemed so embarrassed when talking about this; even she, the biggest victim, felt some sympathy for him.

Although it was just talk, and I'll have to do it myself, for Lord Ganyu to have such an extraordinary person, who has protected Liyue for thousands of years, personally tell me this kind of thing is quite a sacrifice.

Of course, no matter how much she thought about it, she still had to return to the reality before her eyes...

"never mind."

Ye Lan stood up on her own.

I agreed to it myself; it's just a small matter.

She touched her abdomen, which was still burning hot.

Anyway, Lord Gan Yu said it had to be completed within 24 hours to stop the Abyss Cult's prophecy—

Let's just consider this as solving two problems at once.

Ye Lan opened the light screen on the table and made a phone call to Luo Mu.

She could vaguely see her own face, flushed an unnatural red, and the alluring curve of her lips reflected in the water glass on the table.

When the call connected, she took the initiative to speak:

"Want to come over for a drink? Right now."

……

Luo Mu arrived at the entrance of the Rock Tea House with a blank expression.

Compared to the daytime, the Yanshang Tea House seems to truly come alive at night, with a constant stream of guests, many of whom exude an air of high society from their conversation and attire.

What exactly is this place for?

He tapped his forehead, not quite remembering.

"Mr. Luo Mu."

At this moment, a tall man in a waiter's uniform walked up to him, bowed, and said, "Sister Yelan has been waiting for you."

"okay."

He responded, then thought for a moment and added, "So Yelan wanted to appoint a waiter as the manager this afternoon?"

"This, ahaha—"

The older brother, who had just appeared on camera this afternoon, chuckled awkwardly and brushed it off.

This is clearly not something he should be involved in!

Luo Mu didn't pay much attention. He followed the other person into the tea room with great curiosity, and now he finally understood.

Shanghai at night, what is this?

The ball, the gambling, the glamorous singers and bands, and the upper-class guests with their fake smiles and polite invitations—it all felt so familiar.

"Please come in."

After leading him to the door of a private room, the waiter left immediately.

He glanced at the lavishly decorated door in front of him, scratched his cheek with his finger, and looked at his own control panel with a somewhat subtle expression.

[Major Renovation Plan for Yanshang Teahouse]

[The first mission in the series is about to begin!]

Judging from the system's style, I always feel that this major overhaul plan...

A lot of strange and unusual thoughts flashed through his mind all at once.

After all, the style of Shanghai at night easily evokes images of unspoken rules, extravagance, and idol parties, right?

[Oh dear, is the host really that kind of person? How terrifying!]

Don't think you can deny what you did before just because you changed your voice pack!

He mentally grumbled as he pushed open the door and went inside.

What are you talking about? I just wanted to say... you guessed all my thoughts right away, that's terrifying!

I……

It seems this system girl is indeed my old system girl.

He muttered to himself as he turned his gaze, scanning the entire luxurious private room.

As expected, it was an extremely high-end private room, but—

"What about people?"

Luo Mu tilted his head.

[Beep beep, your mission has been triggered. Please take your seat in the audience to begin the mission~]

What's going on? These character cards are really weird...

He muttered to himself as he sat down at the small tea table, which was already set with wine bottles, wine glasses, fruit platters, and snacks.

"Click!"

The lights in the room suddenly went out.

Then a beam of light illuminated the private stage inside the room.

"Ok?"

Luo Mu looked at the long steel pipe standing in the center of the light and suddenly felt something was wrong, so he touched his chin.

When he first came in, he thought it wasn't strange at all that there were steel pipes on the stage in the private rooms of a place like Shanghai at night, but the lighting you're using...

"Tap, tap, tap—"

The sound of high heels.

He saw a figure walk from the side of the stage into the shadows on the stage. Even without the lights, he could see that the figure was slender and graceful.

“Da la da deng~?!”

As the music suddenly started and the beam of light moved, Luo Mu, who was sitting on the sofa, opened his mouth in a daze.

White rabbit ears, blue-black jumpsuit, black stockings and high heels, and finally, a sideways stance with one leg bent at the knee, arms raised high.

What the heck... a bean?

[Beep beep beep, your mission has started]

[Please enjoy, record, and participate in Miss Yelan's bunny girl pole striptease, and achieve a score of ?0/1, within 15 minutes~]

Luo Mu's expression became incredibly interesting in an instant.

No, when we first met today, Ye Lan, you weren't like this at all!

Minister, you...

The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be... in Liyue! : Chapter 358 Pole Dancing is Art!

Honestly, as a decent, good boy, he has to say—

This is the first time in my life I've ever seen pole dancing live!

Minister Yelan, you danced so well!

Watching the bunny girl Yelan hanging on the steel pipe and spinning around, he felt as if his whole body was swaying and spinning in place, just like when he was sitting on the sofa.

It's like, wow, those black stockings are amazing, wow, those legs with shadows, wow, those legs are wrapped around the steel pipe, wow, she just started spinning like that!

That looks really impressive!

This is done without any props at all; the person simply hangs upside down by wrapping their two long legs around a steel pipe and then spins as fast as a top.

If those legs weren't wrapped in steel pipes... uh cough!

Let's watch the show.

It must be admitted that even as a layman, one can intuitively appreciate that pole dancing is indeed an art form when faced with a sufficiently excellent performance, and be amazed by it.

The room was shrouded in the deep darkness of night, with only a hazy, dark blue light cast from above the stage, illuminating the figure whose shadow and graceful curves were barely visible.

She lightly stepped onto the steel pipe that gleamed only a sliver of silver light under the dim light. At first, she gripped the pipe with both hands, her graceful figure spinning in the air. As if it were only natural, her legs dangled in the air. As she leaned back, a long, beautifully shaped leg hooked from the knee onto the steel pipe and the arm gripping it.

The other leg, still in the air, naturally straightened due to the inertia of rotation, with even the toes aligning with the curve of the knee, until the arm hooked by the knee pulled down and wrapped around the steel pipe. As the rotation accelerated, the two long legs naturally converged, intertwining and entwining around the steel pipe standing in the center like butterflies flitting among flowers.

The deep blue light curtain made the world on the stage appear exceptionally deep and empty. In this empty deep blue world suspended high in the air, only one figure hovered above a line of silver light that ran through the entire world, slowly turning.

He involuntarily widened his eyes, as if trying to imprint this scene into his own eyes, just like the video camera.

Of course, well, he also has to admit...

As a commoner whose artistic vision isn't entirely pure, one of the main reasons he opened his eyes so wide was that he now had night vision. So every time the rabbit's tail turned to the front, the unusually full and rounded lines of Minister Yelan's black-stockinged, pert buttocks, caused by her crossed legs, made people unable to help but open their eyes wide.

Then, after the bunny's tail turns to the other side, the pair of large white rabbits, hanging upside down and seemingly about to leap out of the bunny girl's outfit, will inevitably make you widen your eyes, so—

Oh, Yelan's legs are spread apart! She's doing an inverted split!

His eyes widened even more.

That split was really impressive!

And how does she manage to look so light and weightless while hanging from a steel pipe? And she can even spin around!

I can't even imagine how smooth my skin must be to make it turn so smoothly, right?

Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, it seems like the steel pipe is rotating... I've discovered a strange piece of advice.

That's fine.

He reached for the coffee table next to him, picked up the wine glass, and took a sip.

Oh, I forgot I haven't poured anything yet...

I'd better not, I don't have time.

It feels like even blinking could cause you to miss an irreplaceable, wonderful moment... Huh?

He blinked, then looked again.

Miss Yelan, is your bunny girl outfit coming ripped?

Oh dear, it seems like another opening has appeared?

Still hanging on the steel pipe, Yelan's movements visibly stiffened for a moment before she continued spinning as if nothing had happened, reaching out her hand—

"Fuck."

Ye Lan: "..."

Lift your leg.

"Fuck."

Ye Lan: "…………"

Even though I know it's just a prop costume, it still feels a bit awkward when it actually comes down to its purpose...

After all, this performance actually had this suffix added after pole dancing.

She didn't want to say what it was.

In short, given the archer's physical attributes, even if this is her first time pole dancing, it's not too difficult for her to replicate it by following the tutorial video. As for the extra parts... well, that's up to the props.

However, she hadn't considered exactly how the props would work...

Wow!

Luo Mu exclaimed in surprise.

A piece of cloth floated down.

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