Zongman: Building a paradise from scratch

Patchouli was confused first.

"Sakuya rebelled?"

"correct."

Remlia nodded slightly.

"That's what Meiling told me."

Patchouli: “…”

She waved.

In an instant, a calendar was summoned by her.

"What are you doing?"

I watched Patchouli start flipping through the calendar.

Remlia asked curiously.

"Let me see if today is April Fools' Day."

Patchouli said without looking up.

She still didn't stop what she was doing.

Hong Meiling: "..."

"I'm serious! I'm not kidding!"

"so..."

Patchouli looked up.

This witch with pink and purple hair, whose beautiful eyes were usually lazy and casual, now looked serious for a rare moment.

"Meiling, what is your source? Is it reliable?"

"Well..."

Hearing Patchouli's question, Hong Meiling thought for a moment and said uncertainly:

"...Should it be reliable?"

talking.

She pulled out a roll of newspaper from under her skirt.

"This is today's 'Wenwen Daily'."

Hong Meiling is the gatekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Sometimes he also works as a gardener.

Well known.

The position of security guard is very suitable for slacking off.

There are no mobile phones in Gensokyo.

Hong Meiling had no choice but to subscribe to some magazines and newspapers for her daily entertainment.

Like Wenwen Daily.

Because she dares to talk about any gossip, Hong Meiling subscribes to almost every issue.

Today is no exception.

Early in the morning, a crow delivered today's Wenwen Daily on time.

And Hong Meiling, like usual, lazily opened the newspaper.

then.

She was stunned.

After that, here are the things that happened later.

She rushed into Remlia's bedroom and reported what she had seen to the eldest lady.

Remlia: “…”

After hearing Hong Meiling's explanation, the young vampire lady took the newspaper from Hong Meiling with some suspicion.

See this.

Patchouli, who was standing by, also came over.

《Shock! Such a thing actually happened in the Lost Bamboo Forest?》

Remlia: “…”

Patchouli: “…”

This title is in line with the style of Wenwen Daily.

They continued to watch.

"Recently, Wenwen learned that something strange had happened at Yongyuan Pavilion, so she went to investigate."

"There, Wenwen saw something very shocking!"

"Bai Yi, a man from outside of Gensokyo, was inspired by the founder of Gensokyo, Old Lady Purple (garbled keyboard code)..."

"Anyway, at the invitation of Yakumo Yukari, this man is ready to officially move into Gensokyo!"

"And he will become the first male resident in the history of Gensokyo!"

"It has been reported that, as a token of welcome, Miss Sakuya Izayoi of the Scarlet Devil Mansion has decided to become this man's exclusive maid!"

"Even Sakuya has fallen for her. Wenwen has reason to suspect that all the residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion are ready to become the fuzzballs of this man named Bai Yi!"

Remlia: “…”

Patchouli: “…”

They looked at each other.

"Flannel ball?"

Remlia tilted her head.

"what is that?"

Hear the words.

Patchouli shrugged.

Although she is a well-informed witch.

But Patchouli's knowledge and experience are mostly limited to the level of magic.

Her understanding of certain things is also extremely limited.

"Ah this..."

Even Patchouli didn't react.

Hong Meiling had no choice but to walk forward and whisper in the ears of the two people, explaining the meaning of the word to them.

Remlia: “…”

“…Wu, rude!”

Her pretty face turned red instantly.

Originally, she saw Hong Meiling go to whisper to Patchouli first.

Instead of explaining to her, the 'head of the family' first.

Moreover, Patchouli's expression became a little unnatural after hearing what Hong Meiling said.

This made Remlia somewhat dissatisfied and confused.

But now, she is no longer satisfied.

Likewise, her doubts were also answered.

Remlia was shocked.

She felt that she had been tainted by the strange knowledge that Hong Meiling had transmitted to her.

thinking.

Remlia couldn't help but lower her head.

Ashamed.

She is just a child who is over 500 years old!

Why should she know this?

Meiling, bad!

Hong Meiling: "..."

Seeing Remlia's big reaction, she spread her hands innocently.

Before saying this, Hong Meiling had already asked Remlia if she wanted to know this forbidden knowledge.

Remlia herself agreed.

So, she is not to blame.

Compared to this...

"What do you think about Sakuya's situation?"

Hong Meiling asked with a hint of concern.

Although her relationship with Sakuya is not close.

But after all, we are old colleagues who have worked together for many years.

She really didn't want anything to happen to Sakuya.

"call..."

Hearing Hong Meiling's question, Remlia took a deep breath and suppressed the shyness in her heart.

"That stinking Tengu only knows how to talk nonsense!"

Remlia was furious.

"I don't remember ever saying I wanted to be that man's fluff ball!"

Hong Meiling: "..."

"That's not the problem, is it?"

she complained.

Patchouli, who had already come back to her senses, gently pulled the hem of Remlia's pajamas, signaling the young lady to continue reading.

"Well..."

Remlia continued to look at the newspaper with her beautiful eyes.

...

Wenwen Daily, founded 367 years ago, is dedicated to reporting facts and is your first choice for quality news!

"As a reward for your subscription to the Bunbun Daily, we are providing you with a tidbit: Miss Sakuya Izayoi is suspected of having lost her memory and her teeth!"

"Note: This rumor has not been verified and is for reference only. If there are any errors or discrepancies with the truth, this newspaper will not be held responsible!"

...

“…Amnesia!?”

I saw in the newspaper that Reimu Maru mentioned that Sakuya Izayoi might have lost her memory.

Remlia could no longer sit still.

"That must be it!"

Although Reimuchi Maru stated this in the newspaper, it was just unverified gossip.