Traveling through the second dimension, the joy system encourages me to laugh heartily!

Traveling through the second dimension, the joy system encourages me to laugh heartily!

Author: The Brave Pen

Summary:

Having completed many books, his character is guaranteed.

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[Understanding joy is a privilege unique to intelligent beings. The Joy System encourages the host to enjoy the joy of life!]

Security guard Chen Ming, who had avoided 40 years of detours, suddenly found that he had awakened a system and immediately grinned.

Based on his many years of experience reading novels, as long as the protagonist awakens the system, then what he will get is a happy time like a dream...

Now, it’s finally my turn to enjoy myself.

Breaking the dimensional wall, facing the beautiful girls of the second dimension that he had never dared to dream of before, Chen Ming decided to give them a warm home...

Main World: "I'm so excited!!!"

World No. 1: "The World's Top Assassin, Reincarnated as a Noble in Another World"

World No. 2: Re:Zero - Starting Life in Another World

……

Until Chen Ming confirmed that he was invincible.

Me? I do whatever I want!

What, protect the world?

I want to protect my world!

Also, I don't eat beef!

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PS: Harem, steady, cool story, not a saintly one, killing people indiscriminately, rivers of blood.

PSS: Chen Ming is neither a good man nor a bad man. We generally call traditional men like him, ancestor men!

Volume One

Chapter 1: Asking for Compensation from the Goddess

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System Pickup Registration Office

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Blue Star, China, Ling'an City, inside a five-star hotel...

In order to enable older men and women to get married, boost the birth rate and housing prices, and relieve the anxiety of their elderly parents.

A highly anticipated blind date conference is in full swing.

However, what was shocking was that there were only 800 well-dressed ladies in the banquet hall, and no male guests showed up.

Twenty-seven-year-old Chen Ming is a security guard who maintains order on site.

When his parents were still alive, he was forced to attend similar blind date conferences, so he knew very well the reasons for this situation.

It's not just a matter of cost - although in the past blind dates were generally free for men, today was different, the women also needed to pay an entrance fee.

With 3800 yuan per person, 800 ladies spent a total of 304 million yuan. But not a single man participated. It was such a lonely party!

What is more important than the cost issue is actually the poor experience of blind date conferences.

Chen Ming has experienced this personally - a blind date convention is like paying to be criticized, ridiculed, humiliated, and despised... and in the end, you run away like a defeated dog.

Since then, he has made up his mind not to attend blind date conferences anymore.

I guess many other men have experienced this kind of thing.

Now that the offense and defense have changed, the scene of the blind date meeting has suddenly become interesting.

Chen Ming, who was watching the fun, couldn't help but feel poetic and silently recited a poem in his heart:

"Love is hard to find in this world of turmoil, and the road to dating is filled with dust. Men lament women's materialism, while women despise men's poverty and lack of sincerity. Everything in this world is predestined, so why force a marriage? I hope you won't be trapped by material things, and look back to find a soulmate."

Just as Chen Ming was reciting poems and composing music.

[Ding, the joy system is binding...]

?

Chen Ming blinked in confusion, his eyes revealing clear stupidity - was he hallucinating just now?

【Happy system binding successful】

[Understanding that joy is a privilege unique to intelligent beings, the Joy System encourages the host to enjoy life's joys and seek happiness in the knife-edge twists of fate.]

[Note 1: As a man, the host can gain the power of pleasure by charging a woman whose appearance, figure, and purity meet the system's standards.]

[Note 2: Joyful power can be used to purchase items in the system mall, or to open doors to fantasy worlds.]

[Note 3: Those worlds can obtain coveted power, endless wealth, and even eternal life... However, all of these things must be fought for by the host himself. The system is only responsible for opening the door and transporting the host.]

Ah, I was just watching for fun and I was bound to the fun system?

No, it could also be because I once left my name at the [System Collection Registration Office] for a certain book, and now it happened to be the time for the system to be distributed.

Thinking of this, he suddenly became excited and pinched his thigh hard.

"Hiss—I'm not dreaming. It's really not a dream..."

Chen Ming's eyes gradually brightened.

As he has been reading novels to pass the time for many years, he is naturally not unfamiliar with this system setting.

He just didn't expect that such an opportunity to change his fate would suddenly fall on his head one day.

But since he was here, he decided to make the best of it. He quickly accepted the existence of the system!

"Open the system panel!"

Chen Ming tried to recite it in his mind, wanting to see what his system was like.

The next moment, a transparent light screen appeared in front of Chen Ming.

The light blue translucent interface is full of a futuristic sci-fi feel and moves with the line of sight.

【Pleasure System】

[System Level: LV1] (0/100)

[Host: Chen Ming] (Click to expand details)

[System Mall: Not Open]

[Currently bound world: the host's main world, world 1]

[Note 1: As a novice gift package, World 1 has been automatically bound. The host can open the door at any time and travel back and forth between the two worlds.]

【Note 2: The system provides an identification function, which can only identify females.】

[Note 3: Spending Joyful Power to upgrade the system will bind more worlds, so stay tuned!]

Staring blankly at the system panel in front of him, Chen Ming felt a little numb.

The core of this joy system should be the "joy power", but given his current conditions, it would be extremely difficult to obtain the joy power in the main world.

Average height and appearance,

A career that takes forty years less to complete.

A background with no house, no car and no power.

In today's society where classes are rigidly stratified, Chen Ming doesn't even have the chance to meet a woman who meets the system's standards, let alone recharge.

Fortunately, the system also thoughtfully gave him a novice gift package - World No. 1.

Being able to open the door and travel back and forth between the two worlds at any time is equivalent to a monopoly business.

As we all know, monopoly will generate huge profits and even give birth to oligarchs, which is a way of making money that is expressly prohibited by criminal law.

Just reselling the different material and cultural specialties of the two worlds is enough to make Chen Ming rich.

At that time, trying to obtain the power of joy will be twice as effective with half the effort!

However, opportunities and crises coexist.

How to protect wealth in the main world and how to ensure one's own safety in World No. 1 is another problem that gives Chen Ming a headache.

While acquiring wealth, one must also seek sufficient strength to protect oneself!

His thoughts turned back to his mind, and he used his mind to click and expand his details interface.

【Chen Ming】

[Joyful Divine Power: 0 points]

[Comprehensive Strength Rating: Ordinary - Physically sub-healthy, but mentally slightly above average.] (Ordinary, Transformation, Mountain Collapse, Ocean Overturning, Planetary...)

Very simple interface, with only three columns in total.

But precisely because of its simplicity, Chen Ming can see his current situation clearly at a glance.

Too weak, no power!

He can't do anything!

If you want to gain extraordinary powers, you also need to go to World No. 1.

After sorting out his thoughts, Chen Ming immediately asked for leave from his supervisor, deciding not to watch the fun of the blind date conference.

If the system comes and just works obediently, then wouldn’t it be a waste of time for the system to come?

Because he didn't know the specific situation in World No. 1, Chen Ming went to buy some necessary supplies before returning to his rented house.

Although it may not be used, it can always increase some fault tolerance.

Food: individual rations, chocolate bars, purified water, etc.

Medical treatment: anti-inflammatory, analgesic, gastrointestinal, antidiarrheal, cold and fever reducing drugs, etc.

Tools: engineer shovel, mini flashlight, ESEE fire stick + magnesium block, button compass, jigsaw, etc.

These are just enough to fill a hiking bag, and some are wearable items.

Clothing: stab-proof clothing, cut-resistant gloves, outdoor shoes and socks, knee and elbow protectors, protective masks, and explosion-proof helmets.

Defense: Arm shield, pepper spray, crowbar, Bell outdoor straight knife.

If it weren't for the fact that there were no guns available in China, Chen Ming, who suffered from a fear of insufficient firepower, would have bought a few for self-defense.

All in all, the above materials cost a total of more than 10,000 yuan, which was still within the affordable range of his savings.

He suddenly felt a little fortunate that he had been rejected when he attended the blind date conference, which allowed him to escape the three loans.

Otherwise, not to mention saving money, you will also be burdened with a lot of debt, so how can you have money to buy supplies?

Sitting on the small sofa in the rental house, Chen Ming couldn't wait to open the system interface.

【Do you want to go to World No. 1? 】

[Tip: When the host is in World 1, the main world will be in a static state. When the host returns to the main world, World 1 will also be in a static state.]

Without more information, it was impossible to judge the extent of the danger in World 1. If he wasn't careful... Chen Ming hesitated. He finally had the system, and his future life would surely be bright. If he fell into the darkness before dawn, he would surely die with regret!

After all, it concerns your own life, so it is normal to hesitate.

However, Chen Ming hesitated for only a second before making up his mind and pressing the [Yes] button with his mind!

As the saying goes, everyone has to die, but some people’s death is heavier than Mount Tai, while others’ death is lighter than a feather, depending on how they are used.

Chen Ming had no choice before, but now he wants to get rich and famous by taking risks.

As he chose to go to World No. 1, the environment inside the rental house began to gradually become blurred.

When the environment became clear again, Chen Ming, who had just been sitting on the small sofa, had appeared in an ancient white stone temple.