Where is the third collapse? ! !

"No, didn't you say you failed?"

Qi Maomao was both aggrieved and furious. Why did she pour sulfuric acid on other people's wounds?

"I know I'm not qualified. I just want to see what kind of invention our Miss Kiana has come up with."

The boy snapped his fingers, and Bronya kindly handed him the test paper.

As we all know, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a famous work created based on many factors such as "Records of the Three Kingdoms", "Records of the Grand Historian", Yuan Dynasty drama, folk legends, etc., and among them, Zhao Yun is one of the characters that the author has written about the most.

So, I would like to ask, what is the difference between the historical Changbanpo and the real Changbanpo?

The answer to this question is also very simple. The historical Zhao Yun did not go in and out seven times, but his glory was even more excessive than what was described in the novel.

Because he really relied on one person and one horse, and his cunning movements to rescue Lady Gan and Liu Chan safely, instead of sacrificing Lady Mi as in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

And the Kiana version——

As to why Zhao Yun was able to go in and out of Changbanpo seven times, I would say it must be because Zhao Yun had a fair complexion, loose hair, and was holding A Dou in his arms, full of kindness and tenderness, so Cao Cao thought she was a woman, so he deliberately showed mercy to her and demanded that she be captured alive!

Seeing that Adou was frightened and crying, Zhao Yun took off his clothes and helped Adou gradually calm down. Cao Cao loved brave generals and women's wives the most, and ordered his men not to kill Zhao Yun under any circumstances.

Zhao Yun took the opportunity to escape, and Cao Cao's mouth was watering, but he could only look at the plum blossoms without quenching his thirst.

"..."

Fu Li's silence was deafening. After a long pause, he finally finished his words: "I am truly honored to read this. Kiana, from now on, you are not allowed to speak Chinese."

It’s lonely at the top. Is Kiana doing well in the space station?

The white-haired girl refused to give in: "I'm just interpreting the plot in a reasonable way! You, a mere Ali, are not allowed to deprive me of my right to speak normally!"

"Does reasonable deconstruction mean fabricating rumors [like the historical story that Zhao Yun died of cholecystitis, which isn't a serious illness, but because Zilong was covered in gallbladders, the pain was so severe]? I think you have a unique misunderstanding of the words 'reasonable' and 'deconstruction'."

The boy touched his chin and said, "By the way, is there any story about Gou Jian and Zhao Yun?"

"You're the Columbus of XP, right?"

This time it was Qibao's turn to complain about him.

"These two are really."

Kallen slapped her head, finally understanding the truth of the saying, 'Where there's a crouching dragon, there's a phoenix within three meters.'

"If that's all I have, I feel okay?"

The current situation can be described in one sentence: Kiana is an outstanding graduate, and Fu Li was shocked when he saw her graduation project.

But it's just exquisite, not amazing, and it's far from the level of an art student.

"You haven't seen anything more extreme!"

Mei threw a stack of papers over with a cold face, and Fu Li took a quick look.

Is it possible that what we call the universe is actually just the product of a huge, very slow-moving creature or one with Boki syndrome?

We may even just happen to be living in the process before it crystallizes, which is why we have the illusion that the universe is still expanding.

——Excerpt from the Chinese composition written by student Kiana Kaslana with the title "The Universe and the Starry Sky".

Plant: I'm going to wave my reproductive organs in the air!

Human: Mmm~ It smells so good~

Human: I want to use my excrement as fertilizer for plants!

Plants: Steaming is good, very nutritious~

——Excerpt from a brief description of the relationship between plants and human life.

"No, sister, then why don't you say that blowing dandelions in someone's face is a facial setting?"

All I can say is that on one side, Deyun Club is closing its performance and jokes are flying everywhere; on the other side, Baiyun Heitu is celebrating the New Year and has great movies lined up.

On this side, Colonel Ka was carrying out a coup, rigorously and seriously; on the other side, Emperor Ye Tian was sweeping through the restricted area, which was not worth mentioning.

I lamented the disparity of reality and was surprised by the wild imagination. I got promoted and made a fortune, which was a double happiness. Caffeine and high sugar doubled the happiness.

Fu Li was laughing so hard that he almost hurt himself, while Kiana on the other side was crying her heart out.

"Mei! Mei, I was wrong!"

She grabbed her friend's sleeve, tears streaming down her face, "I really didn't mean to upset Auntie and Teacher Jizi! I thought about it so much that I didn't even turn in the paper early!"

Little do people know that it is precisely because it is pure natural without any additives that it makes Mei herself even more difficult to resist.

Because she wasn't being weird on purpose, she really meant it.

Even Bian Que, a famous medical scientist during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, once said: Only the brain-dead are incurable.

However, seeing Kiana's pitiful appearance with tears in her eyes, Mei couldn't bear it after all.

Wiping away the girl's tears, she encouraged her, "From now on, I will spend one to two hours every day helping you with your homework."

After the super AI Kallen was in place, the workload on her shoulders was greatly reduced, and it would not be a bad idea for her to spend more time with her children.

"Mei helps with tutoring?"

Kiana sniffed, and her big eyes, which had just cleared up after the rain, wandered for a moment, obviously recalling her friend's extremely stuffy OL teacher uniform.

"Someone, be serious, be serious!"

Fu Li knocked on the table first, then sat up straight and said, "Ms. Mei, when will you start tutoring us?"

Bronya spat at him: "Interest is the best teacher, not the best interest is the teacher."

"Who made my little sister unable to get aroused?"

Fu Li glanced back, looking her up and down carefully, especially focusing his gaze on her chest.

"Ah."

"Damn it! Bronya is going to bite you!"

"calm down!"

Kallen quickly hugged her from behind and openly took sides.

When the pair of front armors with a guaranteed D hit Bronya's back and shoulders.

"Angela, traitor!"

"A traitor has to have gone from rags to riches, and then become richer and richer. I've been like this since I was born, so I can't be considered a traitor to the flat-chested group."

After hearing what Ms. Kallen said, Bronya was so angry that she almost turned evil and became the Ruler of Rule.

Kiana came over and patted her shoulder kindly, taking the milk in front of her to hydrate her. "It's really necessary to learn another language. When I'm chatting with others and encounter an argument like you guys, I switch languages. This helps me stay calm and think."

"What language?"

"Sign language."

Kiana gestured: "When you're angry, you can punch the other person twice."

"What do you mean, little white hair?"

Kallen grabbed Kiana's double braids and pulled them to the sides.

"You have white hair too!"

Kiana fought back, unwilling to give in, and the two of them started to fight.

Bronya, now freed from her restraints, rushed towards Fury and started fighting with him on the spot.

——When Mei changed into her teacher's uniform and came back, what she saw was the hell scroll described above.

"You, you guys!"

Shang Yang knew the strength of a horse, and Bi Gan knew the heart of a man.

The girl covered her chest with her hands in pain and collapsed straight down.

Professor Lattior, who wishes to remain anonymous, once said: Stupidity is a chronic disease, and the process of recovery is of course accompanied by pain.

Mei never expected that what she wanted was actually her own pain.

"Mei!"

Fu Li rushed to the pillar of Hyperion as soon as possible, with the Ural Silver Wolf biting his head and refusing to let go.

Seeing that the situation was not right, he didn't have time to think about it. He folded his hands and pressed them on Mei's chest and started cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

As soon as I pressed it, I realized that the feel was wrong. The girl's size was close to E, and she was wearing a white shirt and hip skirt that was so tight that it made her feel so uncomfortable...

"No, no, no, Fuli, don't overthink it! You're saving someone, just press it hard and it'll be done!"

He put aside all those random thoughts and began to work hard according to the rules.

However, when Fu Li leaned over and kissed the girl's thin cherry lips and tried to perform artificial respiration in the interval between chest compressions.

His tongue, which had nowhere to go in his mouth, was invaded and entangled tightly by Mei's small lilac tongue.

"Hmph~"

Mei opened her star-like eyes, and her face flushed with a beautiful blush.

It is true that I was angry, but it was only at the beginning. A slight electric current to stimulate the heart would be enough.

I'll just go with the flow later. After all, so much time has passed, it's rare for this guy who's obsessed with upgrading to take the initiative.

Then, let me grab it to my heart's content.

There was a charming light flashing in Mei's eyes, like the legendary succubus that could erode bones and enchant the soul.

With his other hand, he directly locked Fu Li's hand that was pressing on his front armor, showing him everything he was proud of.

At the same moment, a conversation woven from electricity echoed in Fu Li's mind: "Huhu, all day long he's either shouting about this wife or that wife, how great and awesome he is, but it turns out his only experience is from movies and novels. Trash~ Trash~ Yuan is just a trash with no experience and only good at talking~"

As the target of the sneak attack, Fu Li was still trying hard to support his body, trying to get away from the soft and delicate body that made his heart pound.

As a result, as soon as Mei said these heart-wrenching words, Fu Li instantly transformed into a software and hardware engineer, and was about to use the most mysterious human alchemy in the world on this female kid who dared to provoke him.

The specific method is to purify the mother body first, usually just wash it clean, then draw a magic circle with your fingers, focus on attacking important parts and wait for the mother body to heat up, and finally the most important step is to pull out the long sword needed to summon life, stab it into the center of the magic circle, and repeatedly use straight stabs, left and right stabs, and circular stabs until the light of life bursts out from the sword tip.

That’s right! A total of ten months of human alchemy!

What? Didn't Li Bao say he wouldn't date before he achieved the throne?

I can only say that in this scene, with this kind of provocation, if one can still sit upright in the face of a beauty of the level of Raiden Mei, then it is definitely like Yao Ming hanging a thermos on his head, very high level.

Unexpectedly, at the moment when the two of them were so attached to each other that they were about to lose control of themselves.

"cough!"

The voice coming from above made Fu Li look up instinctively, and Bronya's iconic (?? ?) came into view.

He thought for a moment, and the House of Commons immediately made a decision on behalf of the House of Lords:

Just pretend this guy doesn't exist!

Today, I will bring the evil Herrscher Mei Raiden to justice!

Bronya had anticipated this.

She coughed lightly and pointed to the other side.

"Damn... Song Shou!"

"Damn... Song Shou!"

Kallen and Kiana, these two idiots, are still torturing each other at this moment. Because the sofa blocks their view, they have not yet noticed what is happening here.

If the boy and girl really continued, the noise they made would definitely disturb the two people over there.

Let’s not talk about Kallen, the new friend, whether it’s Fuli or Mei, at least for now, they don’t have the courage to have close contact with Kiana, a girl with a special status.

It is true that love is important, but friends also require a precious bond.

Thus, the natural development came to an end.

……

Chapter 12 "A girl's blush is more important than anything else"

"Ola Ola!"

“Oysters, oysters!”