Where is the third collapse? ! !

03.28, because she absorbed a large amount of collapse energy produced by the third collapse, she was unable to move and was chased by assassins, but the fairy lady was not afraid at all, because the safest place in the world was in Xiao Li's arms.

03.29, on the way to escape, we passed by an abandoned shrine. It seemed that someone had held a wedding there before. Hehe, I suddenly felt a little jealous of the girl named Kiana.

03:30, Xiao Li and I finally escaped to the outskirts of Changkong City. The alien species of Honkai beast we encountered were very scary, but with Xiao Li there, it was not scary.

Xiao Li is the best?

"So, forget me and live well!"

——Excerpt from Fairy Lady’s (last week’s episode) escape log from Changkong City.

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Chapter 5 "Innate Shura Field Holy Body"

The bonfire swayed in the twilight, crushing the last ray of sunlight into dancing gold foil. The fragrance of burning pine resin mixed with the sizzling sound of dripping barbecue fat, weaving a warm net in the gradually thickening night.

"Brother, here you go."

"That's so, so scary... Oh, thank you."

After failing to steal a kiss and being nearly ganked, Fu Li hurriedly took the towel handed to him by Bronya, wiped off the saliva belonging to Alicia on his face, and sat down cross-legged with a look of fear on his face.

"Hmph! If I were to say so, Chou Li deserved it just now!"

The first person to rush to help was Kiana, and it was also her who spoke rudely and mocked the boy.

The key point was that Fu Li had no way to refute, so he could only vent his frustration on the barbecue on the plate.

After eating frantically for a while, he found that there was still food on the plate. He looked up and met Mei's cold and beautiful eyes.

"Is that enough? If not, I have more here."

The girl didn't seem to be angry about what happened before. Seeing Fu Li nod timidly, she picked up another piece of processed fish sashimi.

"Mei~"

Fu Li picked up a piece of fish and put it into his mouth with gratitude. Before he could swallow it, he suddenly burst into tears.

The citric acid was so strong that it made his teeth fall out, the bitter taste of fish gall made him want to vomit, and the super thick chili oil that had been boiled for who knows how long, and then decolorized and disguised as ordinary cooking oil, mixed with a complex and strange smell, made him cry and snot as soon as he took a sip.

"Is it tasty?"

Mei observed his expression with a smile, her pale eyebrows slightly raised, looking as harmless as a little white rabbit.

To be frank, the girl who just saw that scene must have felt a hundred times more miserable than this taste.

Fu Li, with puffy cheeks, seemed to realize this as well. He gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and swallowed everything in his mouth.

He wiped his mouth and gave a thumbs-up without hesitation: "As long as it's made by Mei, it's all delicious to me!"

"You! Why did you really eat it?!"

The girl, who thought he would vomit, panicked and hurriedly picked up the 2L barrel of mineral water that she had prepared earlier and handed it to him.

Fu Li did not refuse, took it, unscrewed it and drank it all in one gulp.

He touched his stomach: "So is there anything left? I'm still a little hungry."

"Really, Yuan is an idiot!"

Well, when it comes to love, whoever falls in love first loses.

Mei tapped him coquettishly, then turned around and brought the sushi and fruit pizza that had been prepared earlier.

Taking the opportunity, Kallen jumped back onto the boy's head, patted his head with her little paw, and whispered in his ear, "You're quite good, little brother."

"If a gentleman treats me sincerely, I will never let him down."

Fu Li answered in a low voice.

"A gentleman should deceive others with his own methods, right?"

Kallen wouldn't listen to his excuses: "Now it's just the two of us. Tell me the truth, Mei and Yulandel, who are you going to choose?"

She naturally skipped over Kiana, and Fu Li also naturally replied: "Let's talk about it after I get the Sequence High Position."

"So persistent?"

"I think you should understand better, sister."

Kallen was speechless.

Yes, in this shitty world, if you want to truly control your own destiny, you really have to be a high ranking official.

Isn't her prototype the most vivid example? So what if she was the most powerful S-rank Valkyrie? Didn't she still end up dead in the end?

[It has become a demon in my heart.]

Looking at the lingering stubbornness between his host's eyebrows, Prometheus sighed.

【It makes sense.】

Dr. Mei crossed his arms, looking matter-of-fact. "Anyone who, after being treated like this by the Ruler, still finds himself in a relationship, can only be said to have had their House of Lords taken over by the House of Commons."

If given the chance, this beautiful Langhuan on the moon would like to join forces with Prometheus to completely train Fu Li into a Soul Steel-level straight man who is completely uninterested in women and is focused on upgrading; instead of being an innate Shura Field Holy Body who unconsciously flirts with girls but refuses to respond, and will sooner or later cause trouble.

This would save me from causing so much trouble all day long and making them both anxious.

As for being hunted by the Herrscher girls who learned the truth afterwards... as long as I can save the world, I'll just die. It's not the first time anyway.

'Snapped! '

'Snapped! '

'Snapped! '

A few fireworks suddenly rang out. The two Moon-side duo, each with their own thoughts, looked in the direction of the sound and saw Kiana and Bronya pushing a huge multi-layered cake to the center.

There were seventeen candles on the cake, and the words "Mei! Happy Birthday!" were written in English, Russian, Chinese, and Far Eastern languages.

The handwriting was that of different people, each with its own distinct characteristics. It was obvious that it was written by everyone present.

For example, there is a lifelike wolf head painted next to the Russian word, while the Chinese word uses simple lines to fill in its body.

Bronya was furious and immediately turned into an online troll mode, scolding Fu Li for adding unnecessary details in thirteen rows. Only then did she realize that she had scratched the cute cat drawn by Kiana.

The two of them wrestled with each other fiercely, making Theresa and Jizi shake their heads.

"……hehe."

Looking at this noisy scene, Mei laughed softly.

"Make a wish, Mei?~"

Her charming smile was as gorgeous as flying flowers. The pink-toned fairy lady stood with her hands behind her back, looking at her with a smile.

The girl's mood immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, and just as she was about to say something sweet, Fu Li covered her mouth in time.

“Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu (Why don’t you cover her mouth)!”

The boy sighed: "If I cover her mouth, she will stick out her tongue and lick the palm of my hand."

"!"

A huge exclamation mark appeared above Mei's head. She never expected that this could happen.

It’s me who is ignorant!

……

After blowing out the candles, the next step is the much-anticipated cake-cutting session!

Kiana and Bronya were about to make a scene, but Mei said lightly, "Don't waste food!"

Under the majesty of the cook, the two little ones had no choice but to sit down obediently and wait for Fu Li to cut the cake.

Of course, Bronya didn't admit that she was obedient. In the little girl's opinion, she was just giving some face to Raiden Mei on her birthday, and they still disliked each other on weekdays.

That's right! That's it!

"Yes, yes, my little sister is the best."

Fu Li, who tried to comfort her, raised his hand, and the sword energy cut the huge cake in front of him into even pieces.

The plates carrying fruits, meals, and cakes flew in front of their respective owners, except for Kallen, who stomped her feet in anger.

"Damn it! Why hasn't Cat Cake evolved the ability to taste things? I want to eat it too!"

"Sister! Don't step on my head! Don't step on my head!"

Fu Li's scalp was numb with Kallen Meow on his head.

"Ah! Soth has this ability!"

Kiana raised her hand: "Sister Christina, do you want to borrow Soth's body? I believe it won't refuse!"

Soth, who was feasting on his meal under the table, said, "Woof?"

No, Master Ren! I want to eat it too!

"Re-Armored—ah, Re-Armored Bunny can't eat either, so I can't lend my body to Angela."

YaYa said regretfully.

"It's ok."

Mei-sama made a brilliant appearance: "Before coming here, I specially installed a taste module on the cat cake used by the nun. The food she eats can be directly converted into Houkai energy to sustain her movements through the energy conversion device in her body, so there is no need to worry about waste."

"Thoughtful! As expected of Mei!"

Karen gave a thumbs up, jumped into Fu Li's arms, and waited for her little brother to feed her with her big Karislan eyes.

"Hey hey hey! Here's a suggestion!"

Alicia looked left and right, rolled her eyes, and raised her hands high: "Don't you think it would be boring to just gather together and eat something like that?"

She was furious: "And Xiao Li, don't sit so far away from my aunt!"

I'm not afraid that you'll go berserk again and start biting my head...

The boy moved one centimeter to the side awkwardly.

It’s really just one centimeter.

"Any suggestions?"

Theresa was chewing something and mumbling something. Ji Zi beside her handed her a glass of liquid in time.

She swallowed it in one gulp and ejaculated directly.

"Wow! Why is it wine?"

"Why drink bitter melon juice at this time?"

The elder sister spread her hands.

"I have suggestions! Story time!"

Alicia was still excited: "Look at this brilliant starry sky as the night deepens, then look at this slowly rising bonfire, this isolated island in the Pacific Ocean, these lonely young men and women. Isn't this the perfect setting for a storytelling session?"

"Why is that so awkward?"

Bronya muttered.

"That's it? I thought it was going to be some King's Game or something."

Ji Zi yawned and glanced at everyone sideways as if to say that they were just a bunch of little brats after all, and they didn't even dare to play with the big ones.

King's Game?

Kiana and Mei's mind moved, and they glanced at the only male present at the same time.

I found that he was feeding the hungry Kallen cat in his arms with a happy face, and wiping her mouth with a tissue from time to time.

"Cats are so cute~"

Seeing this scene, Mei remembered that when she was hiding from Cocolia in Changkong City, Fu Li mentioned that he was a cat faction member.

My favorite type is the one with white hair and heterochromia, one eye is gold and the other is blue.

The girl bit her lower lip and whispered in a voice that she thought only she could hear:

"Meow~"

"Ok?"