Where is the third collapse? ! !

"also."

Theresa didn't ask any more questions, but used the obsidian spear at the end of Judas' chain to pick up the ribbon.

Jizi looked at Mei, who was theoretically the recipient of the gift. The girl was about to nod to indicate that it was okay, but then she turned around and found that the recipient marked on the gift was actually Fu Li.

The width and height of the person are similar to those of an adult, and the weight is almost the same. It is received by an adolescent boy. Could it be a Qinwa... ?

Mei's face suddenly turned gloomy. She had a ready-made Far Eastern beauty like her, but she had to play with that one, right?

Considering the need to maintain her boyfriend's face in front of outsiders, she asked them to stop for a while.

"Wait--"

Unfortunately, it was too late.

"Hey!"

Under Theresa's violent dismantling, the contents of the cardboard box immediately saw the light of day.

"Hello Xiao Li, it's been a month since we last met?~"

The thing in the box jumped up and opened its arms to Mei, the tallest among the crowd: "Miss Pink Fairy is almost missing Xiao Li to death, let's have a kiss after a long time of separation! Mua!"

She was a peculiar girl with fluffy pink hair and beautiful pink and blue eyes. Her face was elegant and delicate, with a slightly upturned mouth and smiling eyes. She looked like a lady from ancient times, but if you looked closely at her eyes, you could see full of joy and a hint of mischief from having succeeded in a prank.

At the same time, he faced the pink piglet that pounced on him wearing only a silk translucent pajamas.

When Mei heard the first words out of the other person's mouth were "Kiss Fuli", she gritted her teeth and clenched her fists almost instinctively.

Lightning flashed——

"Leihua Collapse Fist!"

'boom! '

It hit her hard in the eye socket.

……

On the bridge of Hyperion, Fu Li sat on the sofa.

"So, you were so excited about meeting me that you didn't sleep well last night, and as a result, you have dark circles under your eyes today?"

Pointing at the panda eye on Alicia's left side, he asked suspiciously, "Then why does this thing only have one side?"

"Because I saw Mei!"

Alicia said seriously, "Under the shining light of the beautiful girl, the dark circle on my right eye will be healed in an instant!"

"You're right, right? Cute little Mei?~"

She swung her calves happily, and her pair of smooth and well-proportioned feet were exposed outside her skirt, looking delicious.

"Yep……"

Mei quickly responded.

"Oh."

Fu Li nodded and asked, "Then why is Mei wearing that alluring fallen angel maid outfit and standing respectfully beside you? Serving you tea and water, obeying your every command?"

You can't say that I misunderstood your aunt as a mistress who wanted to steal a man. After a lot of sweet talk and physical attacks, I realized my identity was wrong after being explained by Theresa and others. I could only dress like this obediently to prevent Alicia from saying bad things about me in front of you.

Mei, dressed in a maid outfit, had a forced smile on her face.

This is what it means to die before achieving success, and to offend your elders to death.

"Oh."

Fu Li asked again: "Then——"

"Hey, stop asking so many questions."

Alicia interrupted swiftly, "Men who try to get to the bottom of things aren't popular with girls!"

"Is there such a good thing?"

Fu Li was utterly shocked, and sighed sadly, "I've always been worried about my unparalleled masculine charm. If I had known about this method earlier, I wouldn't have deceived so many young girls."

"hiss!"

Bronya gasped.

With such thick skin, it’s no wonder these two people are a family.

They are a perfect match!

"Ah? Alicia is Ali's aunt?"

This is the white-haired ball who just figured out the situation.

"right!"

In front of everyone, the fairy lady rested Fu Li's head on her thighs and played with his hair with her slender fingers: "Is it genuine? ~"

"There are so many people here, you, uh~"

The boy wanted to struggle at first, but he immediately shrank into a shrimp under the young lady's skillful ear cleaning.

Li is pronounced similarly to zero, and when rounded up, floating Li = floating zero.

How could a mere floating 0 possibly stand up in front of the pink fairy lady who was over 1?

"Tsk!"

If anyone else dared to do this to Fu Li, Mei would make sure she didn't see the sun the next day.

Singing Da Zhangwei's Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse in front of Brother Ni was full of sarcasm.

But this was the young lady recorded in the family tree. Even though the man was talented and the woman looked like a perfect match, she could only force out a friendly smile and swallow her anger.

And Alicia——

"Wow! That's the expression! That expression is so funny! This girl named Mei is much more fun to tease than Miyuki-chan, Kyushu-chan, and Yuno-chan!"

It seems that even though they are isotopes from different time and space, the interest in teasing Mei is already engraved in their DNA.

“I didn’t expect Xiaoli’s living environment to be so beautiful~”

While rubbing Fu Li's earlobe, Alicia looked at the beautiful girls around her.

Suddenly, she clenched her fists, raised her eyebrows, and loudly admonished: "In such a wonderful environment, if you can't help but make a mistake, Xiao Li, you must be responsible for everyone! At worst, I can help raise the child together!"

It must be fun to raise a child.

"I just sat down and you're already urging me to get married. Have you already turned into a 40- or 50-year-old uncle or aunt?"

Fu Li, resting his head on her black silk thighs, glanced around with a look of disappointment as he spoke, as if accusing these people of always bullying him but becoming as timid as soon as Alicia came.

Have anal sex with her!

She's just a little girl, it's easy to control her!

Under the pressure of his gaze, Bronya stood up quickly.

"Bronya still has a daily mission to complete."

The little girl turned around and went back to her room.

"Aren't we having a birthday party for Mei? We can't wait any longer, bring it up quickly!"

Theresa yelled.

But she said this.

"Auntie!"

Qi Maomao angrily shouted: "We are planning to give Meiyi a surprise!"

"Heh, only you would think that Mei, who you spend every day with, wouldn't know about this."

Theresa naturally used the words that the three people had used to despise her, and in the blink of an eye she saw Fu Li with a dazed look on his face.

——It seems that not only the dean of the school thinks so, but also his stupid niece who has no idea what he is thinking.

The girl thought blankly, and her favorability towards Fu Li increased a little strangely.

This is called sympathy.

Seeing Fu Li's expression as if the sky was falling, Mei Yi suddenly felt a lot of pity in her heart.

She coughed lightly and said seriously, "I really didn't know you were planning a lunar birthday for me. Yuan, Kiana, thank you for remembering."

"Great!"

"That's what I said!"

"hehe."

Looking at Fuqi and the other person high-fiving each other, the girl pursed her lips and smiled softly.

The White Rabbit Toffees under the fallen angel maid costume were trembling slightly, which was quite eye-catching.

"Humph."

The harmonious scene made Jizi curl the corners of her mouth, but in the blink of an eye she found that Theresa was glaring at her with a look of anger that seemed to be about to spit fire.

Her thoughts turned, and she suddenly felt a lot of "fuck".

"No, sister, Meiyi was just saying nice things to coax those two little ones, do you really think she doesn't know?"

Seeing that the little kid was actually grinding his teeth and stamping his feet, the elder sister quickly changed the subject: "Where are we going to celebrate Mei's birthday? On the deck of the Hyperion?"

"No."

The elusive Kallen quickly pulled up a map. "Three kilometers east of the Hyperion's hovering position, there's a small island with no detected human activity. We're planning to celebrate Mei's birthday there, and we'll all have a great time together."

"Sounds awesome, doesn't it?~"

Alicia clapped her hands and said excitedly, "Ocean, party, swimsuits, beach, surfing, volleyball, watermelon games, and bonfire parties... Wow! Miss Fairy has already imagined so many wonderful and romantic scenes!"

……

Chapter 3 "Prostate Brake?"

Crescent Island is an uninhabited island with an area of ​​about 15 square kilometers. Its name comes from Kiana, who (self-proclaimed) discovered it. The name is taken from its shape of a crescent moon, which is narrow on both sides and wide in the middle, just like the bright moon.

The island is densely covered with various alkali-resistant trees and has a long, curved golden coast covered with fine sand, which appears beautiful golden or light brown under the rising sun.

Considering that disturbing the small animals on the island would cause them to defecate and fly to the human world, Mei and others docked the Hyperion one kilometer away from the coast.

As for how to get through, it’s not difficult for these supermen.

For example, Bronya.

"Reload Bunny, Ride On."

At her command, the heavily armored bunny quickly transformed into a dashing and handsome heavy jet ski.

Just as the girl was about to move forward on her motorcycle, she noticed that the space behind her suddenly became heavier.

"Hurry up, Bronya!"

Qi Maomao, wearing a helmet, raised her arms and shouted: "Ali Yayi's aunt and the others have already gone ahead. We can't be slower than them!"

"Tsk!"

Bronya let out a particularly noticeable gasp, and reluctantly warned, "Then grab Bronya's waist. The heavy-duty bunny is very powerful and could easily throw a passenger off mid-flight."

"waist?"

Kiana blinked: "Where is the waist?"

"Of course, the thinnest part of the body."

"Ow."

Qi Maomao stretched out her hand and grabbed Bronya's neck with confidence.

"Gah?"

after a while--

"So you sat there all the way with her holding her throat, and she tried to get rid of you by riding her motorcycle high and low, leaving you so far behind that you were barely recognizable as a human being?"

Looking at the two little ones lying tucked together on the beach, breathing out but not in, Fu Li, who was installing a small radio, accidentally dropped a part and said, "You two are truly a match made in heaven."