Where is the third collapse? ! !

"I was wrong, I was wrong, let's get down to business!"

He cried out in pain and quickly admitted his mistake, then he snorted coldly and let go of his little mouth.

A moment later, the bandage on Fu Li's head, which was more decorative than practical, returned like lightning.

"Mei's birthday is in a few days. Have you prepared any birthday gifts for her?"

"Ready."

Bronya rested her hands on her head, the butterfly-shaped hair ornament on her head fluttering leisurely. "I guarantee it will make her very happy."

Although they all agreed to keep it a secret from Mei in order to give her a surprise, the girl felt that with that guy's cleverness, it would be fishy if he didn't notice the trick.

The reason why no one mentioned it was probably like when you were eating potato chips in the dormitory and suddenly heard something moving on the bunk above you.

If you continue to eat at this time, wouldn't you be fostering your sons' ambitions?

Fu Li pouts: "Guaranteed satisfaction? So confident?"

"Brother, just rest assured."

Yabao obviously didn't want to say more: "Where's my brother? Did he prepare a gift?"

"This is it."

The boy scratched his cheek and said, "I have prepared something, but I don't know which one to choose."

The Terminal Assistant System is a system that evolves with the host's strength. It has been a long time since Fu Li was promoted to Class A, and it has recently evolved two functions.

The first is to extract the skills you possess and transform them into a crystalline card called [Light Cone].

Whoever obtains this light cone can use the abilities recorded therein without any instruction, and their proficiency is no different from that of the recorder himself.

For example, the demon sword Shiranui. Although Fu Li relied on it to kill everyone in Changkong City when he was just reborn, this skill is basically useless to him who has now become A-level, so he simply extracted this thing and made it into a light cone.

Fu Li planned to give this thing to Mei as a birthday present.

Instead of letting her use it, the goal was to mass-produce it through research on the light cone.

He believed that Mei would really like such novel things.

The second item is the opening of the system mall.

Simply put, five mysterious items will be randomly refreshed every forty-eight hours, and Fu Li can redeem them by submitting items that meet the corresponding acquisition conditions.

When Fu Li first learned about this function, he burst into tears. Damn, his own system finally looks a bit systematic!

If I don't make my presence felt, the readers in the upper narrative layer might forget that I am still a noble reborn person with a system!

With the help of the system mall, he selected a few items from these randomly refreshed items as alternative birthday gifts for Mei.

But people will hesitate when they have a choice.

To this day, he still hasn't made up his mind which one to give it to.

Seeing Fu Li struggling with this and that, Bronya curled her lips and complained: In fact, washing yourself clean, wrapping yourself with a red ribbon and stuffing it into the gift box would be the best birthday present for Raiden Mei.

She couldn't even imagine how beautiful or brutal that scene would be!

Bu Hao! I could almost hear the maniacal, devilish laughter of a mad woman!

The sinister little sister shook her head and turned to look at Kiana: "What about you, idiot?"

"This lady? This lady is worried about the fertility rate in Shenzhou."

The large white husky, frolicking around, stopped and said, "Hey, since we're in this situation of a declining birthrate, why don't we force inmates into pairings? They'll get a year's sentence reduction for each child they have, and if the child doesn't pass the political review, they'll have to work in a factory. And we don't have to worry about them taking the civil service exam and impacting their chances of success."

"what?"

Bronya was very confused at that time. First, she couldn't understand Kiana's strange train of thought, and second, she couldn't understand Kiana's strange train of thought.

She knocked on the table, trying to call the lunatic back from his deep thoughts: "Bronya said, this is a birthday present for Mei Raiden!"

"Oh, you're talking about that."

Kiana came back to her senses and gave her a thumbs up: "I bought it a long time ago and I'm just waiting for the courier to deliver it!"

In the sunlight, the white teeth sparkle.

Bronya just wondered if the paramecium had some serious disease.

"This is over the Pacific Ocean! Which courier can deliver to the aerospace warship over the Pacific Ocean? Dongfeng Express?"

"Don't worry about such trivial matters. If the store says it can be delivered the next day, it will definitely be delivered."

Kiana was inexplicably confident. "I just found the popular Shenzhou shows 'Hot and Sizzling' and '749 Bureau' in the resource group. Do you want to watch them together?"

"Just watch it. I have nothing to do during the day anyway."

Fu Li also brought a small stool to sit on, and brought some popcorn and Coca-Cola.

The picture quickly appeared on the LCD screen. Surprisingly, the picture was not a grand entrance animation, but a charming beauty whose face could not be seen clearly dancing an extremely sexy dance.

Her body flipped flexibly on the stage, and every movement was full of strength and beauty, full of temptation and charm. Her body swayed gently with the rhythm, and became more bold and indulgent when the music climaxed.

As the background music gradually faded away, she gracefully ended her performance and her figure disappeared into the darkness.

The only thing left for the audience to imagine was the back figure and a line of shining words:

[Excellent apartment type, looking forward to your stay~]

【Club phone number: Xxxx-Xxxxxxx】

Fuli: (?? ?)

Kiana: (??? ?)

Bronya: (??? ?)

“Why are there product placements?”

"Maybe it's because of piracy. Will you come later?!"

Seeing that the next commercial was about to start, Kiana quickly picked up the remote control and said, "Let me fast forward."

Two hours later, the three staggering people came and envied Mei who went out to purchase equipment, and Kallen who went out for a walk following the satellite signal during her holiday and wanted to accompany her.

"What, what is this?"

"Stupid Kiana, if you want to harm Bronya, just say it directly. Why do you have to use this method to die together?"

"Wow wow wow, I didn't mean it!"

Kiana, who has been making up history all day long, is finally not satisfied with fiction, and instead brings out two large basins of true history.

Now she can probably be called Zhen Qi, or to round it off, the real Kiana. Haha, it makes people laugh.

"Anyway, Father, exchange the certificate."

With blood oozing from the corner of his mouth, Fu Li supported himself and crawled to the front of the TV with all his strength.

Just as I was about to press it, I was stunned.

"Kiana?"

"what?"

"Why didn't you plug in the TV just now...?"

“Didn’t I just unplug it?”

Qibao scratched his head: "Shouldn't it be?"

"and many more!"

Bronya's expression instantly turned horrified: "If it's not plugged in, how did the movie just play?!"

Several people looked at each other, and felt gusts of cold wind and chill coming from all directions. The whole world was shrouded in an invisible shadow.

"Don't worry!"

Fu Li silently crawled back and huddled behind Kiana, using her as a shield. "Maybe it's some new type of TV exported by Anti-Entropy, with its own battery and super long battery life. Haha, it will allow viewers to enjoy watching movies anytime, anywhere!"

"Well, it's also possible that the TV base is directly connected to the battleship!"

Kiana reached back and pulled Fu Li with both hands, silently protecting him in front of her. "Isn't that what high-tech is all about? The wiring is invisible, so it's clean and hygienic!"

"Yes! That's right! That's it!"

Fu Li shouted loudly for help, and in the blink of an eye he felt something rushing into his arms.

He was startled and looked down.

It's Bronya.

The little girl, with her face buried in her brother's arms, stretched out her finger and pointed tremblingly at the TV screen.

His heart skipped a beat and he forced himself to look over there.

The deep sky and earth divided the image on the screen into two parts. Dead trees with bared fangs and claws were staggered on both sides, revealing an uncovered ancient well.

A hand suddenly stretched out from the well.

The hand was pale, transparent, and slender, with pale blue blood vessels visible to the naked eye, without a trace of human life.

Then came another identical hand, and they pressed together on the side of the well, working together to support the pale human figure that stuck its head out.

The figure was slender and tall, with long black hair hanging down to cover most of her cheeks, leaving only a pointed chin and half of her collarbone exposed.

She quickly crawled out of the well, stepped on the moist soil with her bare feet, shrugged her shoulders, and slowly walked towards Fu Li in front of the screen.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

This is Kiana, who screamed and hugged Fu Li, wishing she could rub herself into his body and become one with him.

"0-Oooooooooo AAAAE-AAIAU...J0-OoooooooooooAAE-0-AAUUA...E-Eee-Ee-Eee!!!"

This was the Lord of Hyperion who was frightened and displayed dozens or even hundreds of shadow swords, ready to bombard.

"Reload Bunny! Fire!"

This is Qibao, who you can rely on in good times, Libao, who you can rely on in bad times, and Yabao, who is the most reliable in desperate situations.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Seeing that things were about to become irreversible, the white figure on the screen quickly lifted up his long bangs:

"I'm a courier! Didn't Miss White Moon Knight order a one-day delivery on the Tiangong Kaiwu app? I'm the courier responsible for delivering it to you!"

The voice is creepy, but surprisingly rhythmic.

As if to prove it, she buried her head in her wide white cuffs and began searching again, muttering as she went, "The item starting with the number nine should have been shipped last night... Ah! Got it! [Golden Middle Finger / Adjustable Hardness]!"

Miss Sadako took out a roughly wrapped piece of mail, stretched out her small hand, and passed it to Fu Li and the others, breaking through the barriers between the two-dimensional and three-dimensional worlds: "Here! This is it! The address is here!"

Fu Qi and the other person who were hugging each other and howling were stuck for a moment.

They looked at each other.

"[Golden Middle Finger/Adjustable Hardness], which one did you order?"

“Yes, but this.”

Kiana stared at Miss Sadako on the screen in amazement. After a closer look, she found that although she had a gloomy temperament and long black hair covering half of her eyes, she was surprisingly pretty.

The fear came from insufficient XP. The white-haired boy, who found that the other person's appearance and figure were quite to his liking, coughed lightly and took the express delivery under the escort of the Shadow Sword Group and the Heavy Armored Rabbit.

After opening it and checking it out, he said: "Indeed, I bought it last night when I was browsing the VX app."

"So, it's a misunderstanding?"

"Of course it's a misunderstanding!"

Miss Sadako was in tears. Although Fu Li and others were scared to death by her, wasn't she also scared to death?

Who knew that the person opposite was actually a Kaslana!

For energy creatures and strange story creatures like her, the Kaslana clan, with their absolute resistance to Honkai Impact, is their nemesis! They can beat them to pieces with just a few punches and kicks!

Bronya didn't let her guard down just because the misunderstanding was resolved. "If you were delivering a package, couldn't you have given us advance notice? Or maybe you could have just announced your purpose loudly when you emerged from the well? Why did you have to act like that to intimidate others?"

The girl narrowed her light grey eyes, her tone becoming increasingly dangerous. "Seeing the delivery address was from a stranger, I pretended to show up to scare them, but ended up nearly losing my way. This shouldn't be a bad taste, right?"

"Of course not!"

Feeling guilty, looking around.

"Brother, get her out."