"...I won't be able to hear Bird Old Five's nagging anymore." This is what the little deer said.

"Do you miss that?" Yu Man asked with a smile.

Xiaolu looked around and saw that there were only herself, Yu Man, and Senior Cat in the car... So she nodded and rarely spoke her mind.

"Niao Laowu is quite insightful. Everything she says has a lot of substance...it's just that no one likes to hear it, so I pretend not to like it, but in reality, I'm listening very carefully."

That's true.

After all, he is the unknown poet who has devoured all history as time goes on.

But Niao Laowu also knew this, so she always showed off her writing skills, which was exactly why Yu Man disliked her.

However, without that kind of nagging, Yu Man also felt a little uncomfortable.

Now, they are the only ones left in the reality of "Snake Restaurant".

Earlier than them, Liu Tongqihua changed planes and went home. It was said that many troubles were waiting for her... But no matter what, those were the troubles that a high school girl who had a huge amount of money and became famous overnight should face.

She is still the main therapist of Snake Restaurant, or rather, there is no other candidate. Yu Man once asked her if she wanted to go back to school...but the result she got was unexpectedly realistic -

"Thanks to you, I'm rich now. I can freely play games with you all and repay you. Reality and the trajectory of life will wait until you get tired of playing, or don't want me anymore... I'll work hard again."

The retired 70 returned to their own city with Yago and the others, fully preparing for the college entrance examination and running the guild. For them, this was their main job.

Bird Laowu disappeared without a trace——

She'd truly vanished, but everyone knew she was a blackbird whose whereabouts couldn't be traced. If she wanted to show up, she would. I just hoped she'd bring a great movie, and Yu Man would enjoy it. Just don't show up out of the blue asking for money.

Yu Man went home as a matter of course with Xiaolu.

……

The car turned into a quiet street, completely different from the hustle and bustle of the venue.

The old houses nestled behind rows of trees and brick walls are a fresh sight that Man is already accustomed to seeing.

The door is open, and the carefully cared-for courtyard remains the same as always.

And their toes, following the impatient cat, landed one after another.

The trunk was filled with honors and souvenirs, while Yu Man was carrying a mineral water bottle brought back from Dubai.

But the deer had other plans.

"Ahem, wait a minute, I'll go first." Xiaolu was like a big sister acting domineeringly for the first time, still a little shy to refuse entry to Yu Man and Senior Cat.

"Ok?"

"……Meow?"

They looked at each other, one looking down and the other looking up.

The little deer strode towards the door, then went inside and changed into indoor shoes before coming out to greet him.

"Welcome home."

Ultimately, she just wanted to say this.

Yu Man and Senior Cat were both delighted, and then they walked home without paying any attention to outsiders.

It turned out that the welcome ceremony for the deer was not over yet.

Suddenly, she gently hugged Yu Man who was trying to get closer.

"Thank you for choosing to come back."

The girl's voice was closer than ever, her words and breaths passionately.

The girl's softness could be felt, and the faint fragrance amplified the familiarity ten thousand times.

But before he could even open his mouth, this guy blushed to his ears and let go of her hand: "It turns out that sweet and soft girls are really sweet and soft..."

"Isn't this what I wanted to say..." Yu Man felt a little shy.

Then, Yu Man wanted to say something like "Don't be afraid, brother, I'm back to play with you" to lighten the mood, but today was different.

and so--

"We're home." Yu Man said in a low voice.

"……hey-hey."

The little deer laughed so hard from the bottom of his heart that it took him a long time to remember that there was another guest to welcome.

She picked up the cat—

"Welcome, another passer-by... Oh, it's so heavy."

"Tsk, how can you talk like that?" Senior Cat was very dissatisfied.

Unlike the sweet and soft girls, cats are fat and soft. It can only be said that the food has been too good recently, and the cat stays at home and does not hunt or harm the flowers and grass, so of course his weight has soared.

but--

They brought back a potion powerful enough to alter reality.

And—I’m going to let it drink it.

……

After putting away all the luggage, Yu Man and Xiao Lu changed into home clothes.

In addition, they checked in with the members of Snake Restaurant to ensure that everything was handled properly.

They then began to prepare and were about to carry out the Cat Senior Transformation Plan.

Xiaolu found a key from the safe. It was made of very antique copper and the material was very good, but because of its age, it was coated with a layer of black rust that had oxidized over time.

"What is this?" Yu Man asked.

"Go to the basement and change again. Things like this that need to be hidden should be done secretly."

There was some truth to that, but Senior Cat always felt a little scared. But after all, it was no match for humans, so the deer put it in a handbag and carried it to a secret door.

The secret door leads to the underground floor. Yu Man knew that there was a wine cellar or something down there, but she had never been there in person. This time, she felt like she had opened her eyes.

However, unlike what one might imagine, it is actually a secret base.

A secret base filled with childish atmosphere.

"……this?"

It is much cleaner and tidier than I imagined, and the decoration is as exquisite as always.

The right side leads to a self-generated wine cellar and tobacco storage room with constant temperature and humidity, which is filled with many things that are extraordinary at first glance. There is also an additional treasure house and a very hidden shelter.

The deer's secret base is decorated in the room outside them.

She lit the kerosene lamp. The room was decorated with many armors and weapons - from ancient and modern times, from China and abroad.

In addition, there are a large number of life-size figures, peripherals, posters and strange home items of old animations.

Not only that, there is also a cabinet dedicated to storing manuscripts, all of which she created since she was a child.

"I can't help it. I'm a normal person with plenty of time... I have many hobbies."

She wasn't shy. Compared to everything that had happened before, she was just showing her more ordinary side, which was not shameful.

Yu Man and Senior Cat stared at the armor and weapons that were obviously expensive antiques, wondering why this guy chose a plate armor class like tank when he entered the game...

In the meantime, Xiaolu walked into the wine cellar and took out a bottle of wine.

On the wine label - a light blue screen is zigzag in half, with a sheep glancing at others sideways, looking mysteriously in it.

She skillfully opened the bottle with a seahorse knife, then poured it all into the bucket without any hesitation, dipped her brush in it, and began to paint directly on the wooden floor.

"Wait...what are you doing?" Senior Cat asked nervously.

"The eel said that you are the strongest player in the Old World so far. To welcome you, I will use the blood of the gods to draw a summoning ceremony for you."

It's quite a chore... but the deer probably did it to satisfy its own amusement.

Yu Man and Senior Cat once again looked at each other in bewilderment. They had originally wanted to transform in the bathroom of Yu Man's room...

The lingering aroma of alcohol wafted into a fragrant aroma in the air. A crude but seemingly well-formed magic circle was completed under the illumination of a kerosene lamp. Needless to say, it actually looked quite atmospheric.

"Please...reverse...reverse?"

"Going against all things."

Senior Cat, with his tail lifted and walking in an elegant cat-like manner, followed their wishes and came to the center of the magic circle.

Then coil the tail up and press it gently in front of the body with the front paws.

Yu Man was about to ask Senior Cat if he had any last wishes, since he was going to be away from cats for the rest of his life. But before he could say anything, Xiaolu regretfully stepped into the magic circle, picked up the cat, and began to toss it.

"No, no, you can't touch me now that I've changed! I'll rub it for a while longer..."

“…I, I’ll come too.”

It was not until the color of the wine had completely dried up that they finally finished masturbating and were finally satisfied.

Just like that, a cat that had long lost its temper and had long since surrendered its body to others was belatedly placed into the magic circle.

Then--

Yu Man unscrewed the bottle cap, pinched its small mouth, and poured in the liquid that did not exist in this world.

The liquids slowly left the bottle, as if they already knew where to go.

magic.

Extremely rich magic - this was the first time Yu Man felt it in reality.

But almost at the same moment, she understood what the liquid in the bottle was.

That was a wish that had been fulfilled.

And they converge towards the wishes that have not yet been realized.

The little deer watched nervously and expectantly, because this was a surreal moment. "How is it? Cat Laoliu, what does it taste like?"

"...It has no taste...but I do feel like I'm drinking something. Or rather, it's like it's pouring into my mouth, but it feels like gas...no no no, this is the texture of magic...yes, it's magic—"

Senior Cat commented bit by bit.

only--

Before she could finish her words, her reality was turned upside down.

She had looked forward to this moment countless times, but when it finally came, she was just stunned.

"……Well."

The view was strange, and my mind felt a hundred thousand times clearer.

All the memories of the past are like glue stuck in the soul, and then——

The body lost its natural lightness and agility, replaced by a sense of relief and weakness.

"……I……"

She tried to think of something to ask.

But compared to that, she suddenly realized that the two girls in front of her...both showed varying degrees of panic.

Yu Man started to take off her clothes like crazy, but found that she was only wearing this one piece of clothing, so she frantically looked for other things.

Xiaolu was in a similar situation. He first wanted to take off the clothes of the life-size figure - then he found that they were all integrated. Then he tried to hold the antique armor, but found that he couldn't hold them.

What are they doing?

finally--

Yu Man thought quickly and tore off the pillow core and threw the shriveled two-dimensional beautiful girl pillowcase to her.

"……what."

It was the first time that Senior Cat understood what they were so anxious about.

No fur to fight the world, just skin and air.

She was naked, curled up on the magic circle like a cat, and Yu Man and Xiao Lu were just trying to find her some clothes to wear...that was all.

How long had it been? Senior Cat wondered indifferently.

How much time have I had without worrying about what to wear?

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