Yukinoshita's Correction Method
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In a trance, she actually saw the unbridled arrogance of a tiger roaring in the mountains.
Dong Yunshan doesn't seem to be wearing cat ears to accept punishment, but rather like he has peeled off his human skin, broken free from his restraints and returned to the mountains.
It's like the cat version of "The Call of the Wild".
Hikigaya Komachi was frightened and trembled. If her cat heard this sound, it would probably get stressed out.
After meowing, Dong Yunshan changed his posture with an unsatisfied look. As soon as he opened his mouth, he heard a voice with laughter.
Yukinoshita Yukino covered her mouth with her white and tender hands, her eyebrows curved and full of smiles, "...It's too boring."
Dong Yunshan: “???”
Why are you still breathing heavily?
Oh no, I’ve fallen into the trap of Yukinoshita Yukino.
"My second order is..." Facing Azuma Yunshan's suspicious gaze, Yukinoshita Yukino said contentedly, "I want to help you complete a commission."
Dong Yunshan vaguely sensed something was wrong, "Just like that?"
"That's it." Yukinoshita Yukino folded her arms in front of her body contentedly, "I want you to entrust me with something I can't do on your own."
In other words, Dong Yunshan couldn't just find something to deal with this order.
Do what you can do yourself, and only entrust Yukinoshita Yukino with what you can't do.
Yukinoshita Yukino has always believed that it is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish, so it is normal to set such a premise.
Normal, but by no means simple.
Having just been cheated once, Dong Yunshan will certainly not let his guard down.
After just a little thought, he saw the trap.
On the surface, Azuma Yunshan doesn't need to do anything, but it is Yukinoshita Yukino who has to help Azuma Yunshan.
But in fact, Azuma Yunshan handed over the things he couldn't solve to Yukinoshita Yukino, which was equivalent to losing again.
Yukinoshita Yukino just used one command to make Azuma Yunshan complete what he had previously done with two commands.
Now we have to use the second command again, and change it to the third command to force Dong Yunshan to admit defeat.
Think beautiful!
Volume 2 Club Activities: Chapter 43 Preserving Evidence
"I refuse." Dong Yunshan said firmly, "That would mean I lose again and have to agree to one more request of yours."
"Of course there won't be any new requests. I've completed your commission, and this order is over." Yukinoshita Yukino looked away. "Why, are you scared?"
"You seem guilty..." Dong Yunshan narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "I entrust you with something I can't do myself? You can do something I can't do?"
Yukinoshita Yukino has no guilty conscience at all.
It’s just that Dong Yunshan looks so weird with cat ears and a serious look on his face.
She couldn't bear to look any longer.
"If you want to entrust me with something like resurrection from the dead," Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Azuma Yunshan wearing a cat-ear headband, and felt that she would like it after looking at her for a while, "I have no objection."
"I can do this myself, so I don't need to ask you." Dong Yunshan shook his head. "Is there anything you can do that I can't do?"
"Life..." Yuigahama Yui suddenly spoke. When Azuma Yunshan and Yukinoshita Yukino looked at her at the same time and Hikigaya Komachi was about to cover her mouth, she coughed lightly, "Life changes a lot. If it doesn't happen now, it may happen in the future."
"That's what I said, but what if there's no one in the future?" Dong Yunshan raised an eyebrow. "Just one sentence makes me owe you a lifetime?"
"One month. Complete this order within one month." Yukinoshita Yukino added, "If you haven't encountered a problem that meets the requirements by then, I'll change it to one that can be completed immediately."
So you were waiting for me here... Azuma Yunshan discovered Yukinoshita Yukino's true purpose.
If Azuma Yunshan agreed to this order, then Yukinoshita Yukino would have a full month to slowly think about how to deal with him.
In comparison, it is much more difficult for Dong Yunshan to complete this order.
First of all, asking for help between two people in a duel means admitting defeat.
Even if there is no punishment, Dong Yunshan will still be inferior to Xuexia Yukino.
Secondly, although Yukinoshita Yukino did not require that the commission must be reasonable, Azuma Yunshan would not commission overly outrageous tasks.
If you can't afford to play rogue, you might as well just admit defeat.
In the end, even if Azuma Yunshan found a suitable commission, he would expose his weaknesses in front of Yukinoshita Yukino and fall into a disadvantage in future confrontations.
"Let me help you summarize it." Dong Yunshan tapped his temple lightly. "You can't think of a trick to deal with me now, so you should give yourself a month to think carefully. Then, during this time, I can take the initiative to find you, admit defeat first, and then reveal my weakness. If you can complete the commission, I will lose to you again - do you think I'm stupid?"
But the way you hit your head with the cat ear headband is really a bit silly... Yukinoshita Yukino pursed her lips and said, "How about this, if I fail to complete your commission, I lose this time, and you can order me around this time."
All in all, Dong Yunshan still lost money, but considering that this was originally an order from the winner, it was barely reasonable.
"You win anyway." Dong Yunshan had taken advantage of the first order, so he couldn't dwell on it now. "Let's do it."
"It's a deal. No regrets." Yukinoshita Yukino raised her hand, her white little finger slightly bent, staring at Dong Yunshan and emphasizing each word, "Dong-yun-sama."
"You still need this method..." Azuma Yunshan hooked Yukinoshita Yukino's soft little finger and shook it gently, "No problem, little friend Yukinoshita."
"Referee," Yukinoshita Yukino tilted her head, "Please take a photo for evidence."
"To prevent some children from denying it later." Dong Yunshan added while turning to look in the direction of Yuigahama Yui.
"Ah... okay." Yuigahama Yui raised her cell phone.
The moment the clicking sound was heard, Dong Yunshan suddenly realized something.
He raised his hand and touched his head.
I came across a fluffy cat ear headband.
"Yukinoshita!" Dong Yunshan pulled off her hairband, "You plotted against me!"
"Huh?" Yukinoshita Yukino blinked, "I was wondering why I liked you so much just now, it turns out you've been wearing cat ears."
Covering her mouth with her hands, Yukinoshita Yukino looked like a cat that had stolen some dried fish. She squinted her eyes and smiled, "It seems you really like it, Lord Shinonome."
"I didn't expect Yukinoshita to resort to such tricks." Azuma Yunshan took a deep breath to calm himself down. "It seems that if I spoil you a few more times, you'll truly become a cute child."
Yukinoshita Yukino's expression instantly turned cold: "Oh? It was your own negligence, but you're accusing others of playing tricks on you?"
"Of course not." Dong Yunshan shook the cat-ear headband in his hand. "I'm willing to accept the loss. Even if I get cheated and meow, I have no complaints."
"That was you who screamed, I didn't order you to." Yukinoshita Yukino snorted coldly, "And you screamed so... happily."
"That's right, that's right. How could the gentle and upright Yukinoshita deliberately mislead me?" Dong Yunshan flicked her fingers, and the cat-ear headband began to spin on her fingertips. "Yukinoshita definitely didn't mean to mislead me. Even if she did, she would admit it openly. And then... give me back."
The next moment, the cat ear headband that was spinning on Azuma Yunshan's fingertips fell into Yukinoshita Yukino's hands.
"...Terrible." Staring fiercely at Azuma Yunshan, Yukinoshita Yukino skillfully put on a cat ear headband, "Meow!"
It was as if a kitten snuggled up to its mother, and when it heard its mother mention the embarrassing incident of it getting lost because of greed, it protested loudly in shame and anger.
Yukinoshita Yukino's meow is as expressive as ever.
It even connects with the previous plot.
Dong Yunshan never expected to hear the sequel.
The school bell rang, and Yukinoshita Yukino pulled off her cat ear headband and stuffed it into her schoolbag, then walked out without looking back.
The little kitten ran away from home.
Azuma Yunshan breathed a sigh of relief. Fighting against Yukinoshita Yukino was really a brain-tightening task.
"Shinobu," Yuigahama Yui shook her phone, "Do I need to delete the photo?"
"Of course..." Dong Yunshan was halfway through his sentence when he saw the picture on the phone screen. "Keep it, it's evidence."
In the photo, he is hooking his finger with Yukinoshita Yukino, smiling confidently and full of energy.
Paired with a cat ear headband on her head, she has a kind of naive...clear stupidity.
Dong Yunshan looked at the camera and she looked at him.
Hooking her fingers with his, Yukinoshita Yukino slightly tilted her face up.
What jumped from the corners of the eyes to the eyebrows... was an unconcealable smile.
Volume 2 Club Activities: Chapter 44 Shocking
"Photographer Tanaka of the Film Research Club happened to capture a prop blown out of a window, and it sparked a sudden inspiration that led him to become obsessed with scriptwriting. His new masterpiece, 'Her Vanishing,' is in the works, so stay tuned." Shizuka Hiratsuka put down the school magazine and leaned forward slightly, cigarette in hand. "Well done."
"It's all Yukinoshita's work." Azuma Yunshan skillfully lit a cigarette for Hiratsuka Shizuka. "Will the school magazine report on this kind of thing?"
"After all, this is a haunted incident. If the school were to come out and refute the rumor, it would be counterproductive. It's best that it can be resolved this way." Shizuka Hiratsuka took a deep breath and squinted in the thick smoke. "From what you said, it seems like you lost this time?"
"Victory and defeat are common in the military." Dong Yunshan flicked his finger, and the lighter began to spin. "If you can win, you can also afford to lose."
"I was thinking of trying to give you some advice, but it seems I won't need it anymore." Shizuka Hiratsuka looked her up and down. "You don't look like you're asking for a hug."
"I don't want to smell like cigarettes."
"You little brat!" Hiratsuka Shizuka glared at him. "At a time like this, even if you're just pretending, you should at least show some anticipation for me, right?"
"Wow~ I really want to smell like cigarettes~"
"...I'll tell your mother right now." Shizuka Hiratsuka took out her cell phone, "Just tell her you want to hug me."
"Then she'll let you call her mom." Dong Yunshan flicked his finger, sending the spinning lighter flying. He caught it and placed it on the table. "You know her personality well."
"Damn it..." Shizuka Hiratsuka put down her phone in frustration, "We have similar personalities, why..."
Dong Yunshan couldn't bear to look away, "How about I enlighten you..."
"No need." Hiratsuka Shizuka hummed twice and adjusted herself. "What on earth are you doing here?"
"After spending too much time with minors, I feel like I've become a little childish," Dong Yunshan said, sitting up straight, stretching his shoulders and neck, and then lying back on the sofa. "So I wanted to get in touch with some reliable adults."
"You talk like you're an adult." Hiratsuka Shizuka still couldn't get used to seeing Azuma Yunshan say such things with such a young face. It felt too awkward. "So how do you feel now?"
Dong Yunshan: "I feel like I found the wrong person."
"You little brat!" Shizuka Hiratsuka was about to bite someone.
Dong Yunshan smiled and said, "After all, the teacher is still young."
"Hmph~" Hiratsuka Shizuka smoothed her hair, "You have good taste."
"I'm just being spoiled."
"Huh?" Hiratsuka Shizuka was stunned. "What?"
"This is a privilege for children." Dong Yunshan pointed to his face. "Adults won't argue with children, so children can speak without restraint."
Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded: "That's what happened."
"But the underlying logic behind this perception is adults' neglect of children," Dong Yunshan said, his eyes lowered. "What do children know? They don't have waists, they don't have self-esteem, they don't have privacy, they don't understand life and death... People often say things like this."
"That's right!" Hiratsuka Shizuka slapped her thigh, "I've heard a lot of that, too."
"The more ignored they are, the more they crave recognition. That's why children will deliberately shock the world on a small scale to prove their existence," Dong Yunshan recounted. "They might say something annoying to irritate adults, do something naughty to attract attention, get into fights, smoke and drink, or ride noisy motorcycles to show off..."
"Is that so? So that's how it is..." Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes wandered, "I've never experienced this before, so I didn't know it all this time... Ahahahahaha!"
Look at how guilty this guy looks.
"I didn't mean to reflect the teacher. I meant that behind these seemingly incomprehensible behaviors, there is an internal logic." Dong Yunshan raised his eyes, "For example, Yukinoshita's personality problem."
"Wait!" Hiratsuka Shizuka finally remembered the key point of what Azuma Yunshan said, "You mean, Yukinoshita acted like a spoiled child with you?"
Dong Yunshan nodded calmly.
"Hmm... this..." Hiratsuka Shizuka scratched her hair, "How should I put this..."
"I'm overly self-conscious, I feel good about myself. When I see a pretty girl, I imagine she likes me. I can even think of the name of my future child just by saying hello. I have a special habit and I use the method of mental victory..." Dong Yunshan said as if he was naming a dish. "That's about it. Teacher, don't worry about my words being too sharp."
"I didn't mean that..." Hiratsuka Shizuka sighed and lit a cigarette. "Well, a little bit—is this really not your illusion?"
"I actually hope this is just my illusion, because that would make things much simpler." Dong Yunshan let out a long sigh, "That means Yukinoshita is a bad kid with a bad temper, sarcastic, venomous, and who enjoys attacking others. As long as he's taught her a lesson, treated her with a little more ruthlessness and ruthlessness, he'll be able to turn things around sooner or later. There's no need to feel bad for him at all."
Hiratsuka Shizuka realized the seriousness of the problem: "But if it's not your illusion..."
"That means she's a severely neglected child." Dong Yunshan looked up at the ceiling, "So severely...she doesn't even know what acting like a spoiled child is."
Shizuka Hiratsuka finally understood the purpose of Azuma Yunshan's coming here.
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