Kamen Rider is playing the villain in Pretty Cure

'Who knows?'

"Ah, thanks."

The girl was a little flattered. Ash held the hot tea he had prepared for her. Looking at this face that should be called handsome, Xiaoniao couldn't help but think of how this man used to be "not very polite" when he was the Flame of Time... No, it should be said that he was even more villainous than a villain.

At that time, there were many people on the Internet who were envious, jealous and hateful of this red warrior who bullied Precure and had close contact with Miss Yell at will, so much so that there were many twisted secondary creations circulating.

Comparing these actually too "black histories" with his current self... Nono Kotori, who is just an outsider who knows Ash through news and his sister's oral narration, it is really hard to believe that these two existences have become the same person now.

He's really changed. This gentleness that must be so difficult for him is because of his sister? It's really not easy for my "hero sister".

However, everything was clearly going in a good direction, so why did it have to be like this...

Thinking of the purpose of being called here by Ash on the phone, the speechless helplessness was all expressed in Xiaoniao's deep sigh.

"I said that there was no Terminator monster appearing, and my sister disappeared again when she woke up early in the morning."

After drinking the tea in a vengeful manner, Xiaoniao hurriedly called out "It's hot" and picked up the toilet paper next to him to wipe his equally hot cheeks. At the same time, he looked at Ash with all kinds of complicated eyes, who had no embarrassment on his face.

"Then they called and asked me to bring some stuff over to help. I thought something had happened... Why would they call me out just for this?"

My sister is such a troublesome idiot.

"Don't say that. No matter how stupid Hua is, she's still your sister, isn't she?"

"really......"

Seeing the sad yet happy expression on Xiaoniao's face, Ash couldn't help but smile.

Is this true sisterhood? It's great... Compared to the "brothers" here, as an only child, I... Never mind. Why bring that up when we're on a happy day?

"Have you brought everything?"

"I'm here to help, don't make it sound like this is some weird deal!"

While arguing, she helplessly took out a few clothes from her bag. These clothes were the styles that Nonoka often wore.

"I'm sorry to bother you. I still need you to bring me the flowers and clothes."

After seeing the things, Ash finally showed a relieved expression. After all, Hua came here early in the morning without washing his face or brushing his teeth, wearing only a set of "Decisive Victory" underwear and pajamas. He didn't have any women's clothes here that he could wear.

I can't let her wear her own shirt, right? If she does, I'll be worried if she's out, and if she's at home...she'll be in danger.

"You look quite happy." Xiao Niao naturally started chatting with Ash. After all, he was his future brother-in-law, so it was necessary to maintain a good relationship. "What's wrong? You took advantage of the idiot while he was still an idiot to eat up my sister and then asked my sister to clean up the mess?"

"I can't help it." Ash, with the same casual tone, searched for suitable clothes and picked up the blue and white panties with a look on his face that said, "You're so old and still wearing such childish clothes." "Who told you your sister is so delicious that I can't help but want to eat a few more bites~"

"Don't say such obscene things in front of my sister!"

"Obscene? Where is that?"

It's a truly obscene thing, something only your sister has seen.

"Hey, let me tell you something!" The somewhat annoyed Little Bird pressed down on the clothes that were about to be taken away. "I'm already a college student, so I understand what it's like to be passionate. I understand that you've experienced those kinds of romances that made global headlines for days, but...but!"

It doesn't mean that as a family, we would be so conservative that we would even care about such things.

"But—even if you're famous and awesome! It's the time when you saved the world... Time Fire and Cure Yell, but you're taking it too far! Starting in broad daylight—open, open... What the hell is going on with such a sticky mess!"

You're in such a mess in broad daylight and you still need my help, your sister-in-law. It's not that I can't do it, but is it unreasonable to indulge in such a thing?!

Do you know what the rest of us who are watching are thinking?

If those big names on the internet who create your "fan" art and "fan" fiction knew that you're privately creating even more elaborate works than what they write... oh, they'd probably be even more excited.

"But the thing is, I really wasn't bullying her this time." Nonoka, wrapped like a caterpillar in the blankets with only her head sticking out, was carried out of the bedroom. The still-sleeping girl, still snoring rhythmically in Ash's arms, was comforting. "She was the one who came to me so early in the morning, expecting to be bullied."

"...I don't remember my silly and unsophisticated older sister being such a messy person!"

"Generally speaking, aren't country girls the most likely to fall for that kind of ▇▇? Okay~ wake up." A serious yet gentle tone coaxed Hua out of her deep sleep. Without any sense of avoidance, Ash started to help her pick out clothes.

Isn't that how your comics developed in those little magazines?

"If not, I will still take responsibility and help the flowers grow."

"I don't want to grow up like this!"

【Extra】Case File 94 Brother-in-law

"Ugh...."

How on earth did this person grow up to be this big? No wonder you and my sister are so compatible, you are truly a match made in heaven.

Nono Kotori deeply felt the difference in common sense between herself and him, and suddenly realized the truth that "one kind of rice feeds a hundred kinds of people". She felt tired of love and didn't want to be shown off by these two stupid lovers anymore.

"Anyway, brother-in-law, don't go too far in the future."

Silently reciting the mantra to calm the mind, but it felt like it had no effect at all. Xiaoniao suppressed his shame and helped Hua tidy up the last bit of mess on her body. He was ready to pack up and leave quickly, and then find a shop to order himself a cup of black coffee without sugar.

"After all, my sister always likes to handle things on her own and not bother others, so even unexpected things can have an irresistible soft side... You should have seen it."

"Anyway, sorry to bother you, I'll go back first--"

"Wait, what did you just say?"

Xiao Niao was also stunned for a moment when she was suddenly called. "I say, the weakness in my sister's heart...isn't this the part that you helped to alleviate?"

"No, it's the previous sentence."

"She doesn't like to trouble others?"

"No, the first sentence!"

"Ah." Xiao Niao, who had also realized what Ash was confused about, rubbed her hands awkwardly. "Um, sister..."

"Brother-in-law."

"Brother-in-law?"

Ash, who keenly noticed the change in the other party's address, had a puzzled look on his face. This reminded him that he used to call those "sister-con" characters "brother-in-law". Seeing their unusual crazy expressions brought Ash a lot of "fun".

But today’s “fun people” have become “fun” themselves.

I...became my brother-in-law?!

"Brother-in-law... Yeah, that's right!" Nono Kotori confirmed it again and nodded repeatedly with satisfaction. "Any questions?"

"No...well, how should I put it. I haven't..." He subconsciously raised his hand to half-cover the corner of his mouth that could not help but rise. It seemed that the light pink on Nonoka's cheek was spread along the contact between the bodies to Ash's nose bridge and the base of his ears.

Not ready for this kind of thing yet...

How can I even say it now?

"After doing something like that, are you still going to deny it? That's too embarrassing..."

"No, I am indeed dating Hua, but you just said brother-in-law...isn't it too early for her and me to get married?"

Considering the problem on my side, that would be too irresponsible, right?

"Well, let's ask her in person." He raised his finger and kept sweeping it across Nonoka's nose. The itchy touch made the pink-haired girl shudder and open her still not very clear eyes.

"Miss Hua~Excuse me, what is Mr. Ash to you now?"

"Wait, she's still unconscious, don't—"

"Mmm~?" Her blinking eyes held no clarity, instead revealing the lingering lust from the earlier "beauty." Her nose quivered as she sniffed the alluring scent, and the older girl nuzzled Ash's chest like a clingy little animal, her pink sideburns rubbing against his. "Hua... Xiaohua, I'm~"

"I'm Ash's...husband's little dog~?"

The half-asleep Hua had a shameless and happy expression on her face. She kept leaning towards the chest of the man who was holding her, wanting to have more "skin-to-skin contact" with him.

"..."

"..."

The gazes between the two sides were extremely awkward at this moment. Only the half-asleep Hua was still rubbing against Ash's chest like a small animal.

"This...this." Xiaoniao, trying to keep her tone steady, was already blushing from her neck to her ears, and her seemingly calm words were now stammering. "It's a little, a little too much."

"She told me to break her, so I did."

"Did you really ruin her?!"

"How can I? My baby, she hasn't had enough yet. Besides, she will need to use it again in the future."

"What kind of nonsense is this—then tell me what's going on—!"

Pointing at Nonoka, who had clung to the man like an octopus, Kotori let out a scream that had shocked her the entire year.

"I didn't teach her that."

"Then don't let her learn it!"

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"for...."

After learning the whole story from Ash, Nonoka's face turned from white to green, like a desperate face when its "violent energy" was drained out.

"Why didn't you wake me up at that time?"

"Because you were sleeping so soundly, and your sleeping face was so cute that I didn't want to disturb you."

Besides, you didn’t wake up even when your sister was shouting so loudly. I don’t need to say how deep you slept.

"Even if you say something so corny, I can't be happy at all..."

But Xiaoniao actually said that about brother-in-law. Does that mean Ash has been accepted by his family? Hmm... I feel a little sad, but also a little happy.

The powerless Hua slumped her softened face onto the table in front of her.

"To do something like this in front of my lovely sister... I've lost all my dignity as a sister. I can no longer be Xiao Niao's sister. Woo woo woo..."

I see that there is no authority between you and her in your daily interactions. Xiaoniao is more mature and acts more like an "older sister" than you.

Considering Hana's current mood, Ash, who didn't intend to add insult to injury, swallowed his thoughts silently.

"Flower." Hua, who was considering fleeing to Mars to plant flowers to avoid possible social demise, turned back to her senses upon hearing Ash's voice. "Your sister last told me that there's a special day for you and she wanted me to remind you soon so you don't forget it."

"Ah!" The girl suddenly remembered after being reminded. "It's my birthday! It's in the next few days. I was too busy in the past few years and didn't celebrate it properly with everyone."

"Birthday~"

That is really cause for celebration. If you have the chance, you must celebrate it well to avoid any regrets.

"I'll prepare a gift."

"No, that's not necessary." The flower resting her hand on her chest shook her head gently. "Ash has already given me the best gift."

"It can't be me, right?"

"Hehe~" Hana, beaming, turned to ask Ash. "So, when is Ash's birthday?"

"I forgot it. I forgot it a long time ago."

"Is that so... Then, how about this?"

"?"

"Just treat my birthday as Ash's birthday too!"

"Let's have a happy birthday party together!"

[Bonus] Case File 95 Happy Birthday, Mr. Ash

"A birthday?"

The reason for asking this is not to say that Ash has suffered from Alzheimer's disease and has forgotten what birthdays mean. After all, although he has had experience surviving in the wild deep in the mountains and forests in the past, he has not really become a savage.

Thinking of the holiday arrangements that Ah Hua had mentioned earlier, Ash played with the electric beast gun in his hand, and watched the pattern on the gun body spin into a circle like a roaring dinosaur. He sighed with some nostalgia.

"Celebrating someone else's birthday is pretty fun... For example, I secretly replaced the candles with fireworks, and everyone thought it was the enemy taking advantage of the opportunity to attack, and they all hid under the table~"

"The last time, I secretly replaced the cream with plastic foam... I saw them eating with their mouths full of saliva because I laughed too loudly and was exposed. As a result, I was punished to clean the toilet for them for a month."

"Even before, I even blew up a cake and got chased around with a combined cannon... Ha, now I can't do that on Hua's birthday."

Many times, whether as a friend, an enemy, or both, he has sneaked into many birthday parties, giving them "surprise" gifts, which is also Ash's little pleasure.

“Someone asked me the same question in the past.”