"Hmm? Where's Poison Boy? He might have lost his way again. I'll go look for him."

The Poisonous Young Master found an excuse and slipped away immediately. Although he didn't know why everyone refused him, he decided to go with the flow.

"Then, Gai Taijun can only let you go."

Huandu Qingtian finally set his sights on Gai Taijun and said, "As expected, my Southern Kingdom still has to rely on you."

"Your Majesty, I can't do it anymore. I'm old and I have hidden injuries. I really can't walk anymore."

"How about I help the princess and my goddaughter with some chores in the palace?"

After Gai Taijun finished speaking, her originally straight back suddenly bent down, and she even coughed a few times in a pretentious manner to show that she was weak.

"If none of you guys are going, do you think I should go there myself?"

Huandu Qingtian said.

"That's fine."

"Get lost! You three pandas in front of the emperor should have nothing to do, so go and welcome the prince consort."

"Your Majesty, we..."

"Go away!"

Huan Du Qingtian kicked the three pandas out and said, "Gai Taijun is old and highly respected, and I can't beat him myself. How dare you three bargain with me?"

Just go on your way.

The three pandas in front of the emperor fell outside the city and struggled to crawl out of the soil.

"What bad luck! Big brother, why doesn't anyone want to go? Does welcoming the Prince Consort sound like a problem?"

The third brother, Panda, sat on the ground and took out a few bites of bamboo shoots, but they were snatched away by the second brother after just a few bites.

"Idiot, you guys don't even want to go after seeing the master, it must not be a good job."

The second oldest, Panda, had just taken a few bites of the food when it was snatched away by the oldest.

"The job is fine, the problem is the Prince Consort. If he comes back with us honestly, it will be a good job."

"But there's no way that guy would be so obedient and come back with us. Who knows what he might do with his free-spirited personality!"

The eldest brother, Panda, ate all the bamboo shoots in one gulp. "Whatever. The worst that can happen is a beating! I won't die anyway!"

"The three imperial guards!"

"Move out!"

................................................

At this time, in a border city in the southern country, Qin Qi, Cui Yumingluan, and Gou Zi were walking on the street.

"The South Country has changed so much over the years. When I came here before, it was still a small earthen city."

"Now they've all been replaced with blue bricks and tiles."

Qin Qi witnessed with his own eyes the changes brought about by the passage of time. Almost everything had changed in the past five hundred years.

"Yeah, Boss. I still remember how humid and hot it was here. I almost died here."

"Now the air is fresher and the temperature is much cooler."

Gou Zi was determined to leave the South at all costs. As a dog from the North, he really couldn't adapt to the humid and hot climate.

But when I came here this time, I suddenly found that the temperature in the south has become much more comfortable, at least it is much cooler in the city.

The three of them walked on the street and soon met someone handing out flyers. She was a cute cat-eared girl.

"Our coffee shop is currently offering a buy-one-get-one-free promotion. If you're interested, please come and support us, meow."

The cat-eared girl had a business-like smile on her face. She handed a flyer to Qin Qihou and took out a small card.

"This is the business card for the Cat Hotel. Staying here now gives you three free meals, and there's a discount for groups of three!"

After handing over the small card, the cat-eared girl took out a small gift and said, "This is a promotional gift from the barbecue restaurant. Bring it with you and you can enjoy a 5% discount. Also..."

"Sister, how many stores do you work part-time in advertising for?"

Cui Yumingluan couldn't help but ask after seeing Qin Qi had at least a dozen advertisements piled up in his hands.

"I don't have many, only about thirty stores in total. Oh, and by the way, I have discounts at beauty salons. Sign up for membership now and enjoy a month of discounts."

The cat-eared girl is indeed a professional. She sells housing, food, and the SeSe Café to Qin Qi, pushes pet supplies to Gouzi, and recommends beauty and cosmetics to Cui Yumingluan.

"You, you are really busy."

"I can't make a living, meow."

"I have another question. Why are you dressing up as a cat demon when you're clearly not one?"

Cui Yu Mingluan could tell at a glance from the cat-eared girl's blood and energy that she was a human being, not a cat demon. The disguise of her ears and tail was quite realistic.

But there is a huge difference between monsters and humans in terms of qi and blood, and she could see it at a glance.

"Sister, you've figured it out, meow. There's nothing we can do about it. Southern monsters are the mainstream. It's hard to achieve effective results if we try to market them as humans, meow."

The cat-eared girl wasn't surprised to be discovered. With so many people trying to sell it, it was inevitable that some sharp-eyed people would notice it. After she finished speaking, she looked at Qin Qi:

"Sister, are you interested in my outfit? There are cat demons, fox demons, dog demons, and all kinds of meows!"

"We also have matching custom costumes. Whether it's from Beishan, the Western Regions, Tushan, or the Central Plains, we have them all for sale! Meow!"

"Our chain stores span five major regions, meow! It's a famous, thousand-year-old store! Meow!"

The cat demon still remembers his job until now, and never forgets to promote his products during the conversation.

If she doesn’t make money, who will? Does the Little Black Fox Lady make money?

Qin Qi suddenly felt a sense of destiny when he heard this and asked, "What's the name of the chain store you're in?"

"A million-dollar chain store, spanning all over the world! We have everything you need! If you need anything, just go to the million-dollar chain store! Meow!"

"PS: A regular chain store under the Million Chamber of Commerce! Meow"

The cat-eared girl spoke the advertising slogan that she had recited countless times in a very soft and cute voice with lovely movements.

Not to mention it's quite interesting.

"That fat guy Qian Baiwan is still chasing me!"

Qin Qi shook his head and then looked at the cat-eared girl. "You've worked so hard for so long, but I'm not going to waste my time. I'm actually a traveling doctor. How about I help you with your illness?"

"Traveling doctor meow? How dare you say that, little brother meow? Aren't you afraid of being arrested meow? For the sake of us being human, I didn't hear a thing meow."

The cat-eared girl looked around nervously, then whispered.

"Hmm? Can you tell me more?"

"You can't talk about this casually, meow. You'll get arrested, meow."

"Didn't you just recommend a coffee shop? Lead the way."

"Then I'll tell you about it, meow. Please don't tell anyone else, meow."

The cat-eared girl said that it was a taboo and if you want to know, you have to pay extra!

Several people came to the cat girl coffee shop, ordered a cup of coffee and then sat down to listen to the cat-eared girl explain what happened.

"Cat-eared waitress No. 1008 is at your service, meow."

"You have a part-time job here?!"

"That's right, meow."

"Why do you have to add "meow" to every sentence? Even real cat demons don't speak like that."

"Because many masters like cat-eared girls to talk like this, meow."

Everything the cat-eared girl does is to make money! She really deserves it!

"Forget it. Tell me why people in this city can't call themselves traveling doctors?"

Qin Qi remembered that when he first came to the city, although no one welcomed him, he would not be arrested for claiming to be a traveling doctor.

"That story has to start with the miraculous doctor from five hundred years ago..."

"Skip it. We know that part. You don't need to say more. Just get to the point."

"Okay meow."

"Ever since the miracle doctor disappeared, many people have started calling themselves traveling doctors. Some of them are truly talented and truly want to imitate the miracle doctor and save the world."

"But as time went on, some people gradually saw the business opportunities and strayed from the standard of simply healing the world."

"Turning traveling doctors into a means of making money, meow. If that alone weren't enough, it would have become what it is now, meow."

When the cat-eared girl said this, she looked around and moved forward to get close to Qin Qi's ear, but was pushed away by Cui Yu Mingluan.

"Just say it here. I've used my demonic power to shield the surroundings, so no one else can hear me."

"Sister, you really cherish this little brother. Oh, by the way, should we buy him some medical insurance? Now..."

“Back to the point.”

"Sorry meow, occupational illness meow."

"But then someone deliberately spread the toxin to make money, and then came out to treat people and make money! This method was quickly discovered."

"And then... we incurred public wrath! An order was issued from the palace, and all the major families jointly executed it. Within seven days, all traveling doctors were arrested!"

"After the investigation, those who are innocent will be released, and those who are guilty will be executed according to the terms set by the miracle doctor. Those who wantonly poison others will be executed without mercy!"

"I heard that blood flowed like a river and heads rolled everywhere! Since then, no one dares to call themselves a traveling doctor anymore."

The cat-eared girl's story was well told. In the end, she was really scared and even forgot to add the "meow" at the end of the sentence.

"Do you still remember what those people in the city who claimed to be traveling doctors looked like when we first came here?"

"I remember that those people were obviously seriously ill, but they still looked terrified when they saw us. They would rather endure the pain than seek treatment!"

"Although this served as a warning to others, it also completely destroyed the little trust I had built up in the doctor."

"In the Southern Kingdom, doctors and physicians are completely associated with poison and disaster."

Qin Qi smiled when he said this. Some things have changed, but some things remain the same. "Then let me go."

After saying that, he reached out and tapped the cat-eared girl on the forehead.

"You have severe mental stress, and your body has suffered minor and major injuries due to overload."

"I often lose my hair and suffer from insomnia. Even though I cover it up with makeup, I still have severe dark circles under my eyes."

"I've cured you this time. If you feel good, pay me ten yuan."

The cat-eared girl realized it later and subconsciously dodged, but it was too late. Qin Qi had already completed the ripple acupoint pressing.

She suddenly felt her mind become clear, her tired body regained its vitality, and a warm feeling instantly filled her whole body.

She yawned and a long-lost sleepiness came over her. She mustered up the last bit of energy to take out her wallet, but she fell asleep on the table before she could take out the money.

"Mingluan took the money and left."

Cui Yumingluan took the wallet from the cat-eared girl and opened it to see that it was full of advertisements and coupons.

After rummaging through a pile of coupons, I finally found ten dollars. I took it and put it back in my wallet. At the same time, I called another waitress to come and take care of it.

"Husband, is our price of ten dollars too high?"

"Is ten dollars too much?"

"Didn't you see that little girl's wallet? I searched through all the coins for a long time before I could get ten yuan."

"Life is so hard these days. I can't even come up with ten dollars. Forget it, let's set the price at one dollar from now on."

Qin Qi and his companions rode on the dog and walked all the way to the center of the city. There was a statue there. After five hundred years of wind and rain, the statue's appearance had become blurred.

"My husband looks a bit like you."

Cui Yumingluan looked up and recognized at a glance that the man's figure was very similar to Qin Qi.

"Ok?"

Qin Qi looked up and said, "It's not me. I used to have a very good reputation here. They would never put a pile of shit under my feet."

The person in the statue looks a bit like Qin Qi, but the clay sculpture underneath him doesn't look like a husky at all, it looks more like a piece of history.

"Um"

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