Tokyo Heart Thief's Daily Life

133. Futaba Going Through the Backdoor (4k)

......This extremely exciting and panting night (mainly due to the shadow of Sister Niijima) is finally over.

It was not until late at night that Luo Zhen finally persuaded Miss Isshiki Futaba to let him go home.

He was almost drained (mentally) by that energetic hacker girl.

So much so that even after returning home, he didn't have the energy to deal with Momoka and Ninai's questioning.

He could only lie on the bed like a dead fish and let them play with him.

This experience made Luo Zhen truly understand what a midlife crisis is and what family misfortune is!

If playing with Futaba is considered his job, then Luo Zhen is sure that he will be exhausted and die within a month, not to mention having to deal with his wife and children when he returns home.

The direct consequence of this was that Luo Zhen was still panting after arriving at school.

"...Luo Zhen, are you okay? Do you want to go to the infirmary and get some sleep?"

Ms. Xing in the front seat also noticed Luo Zhen's heavy dark circles and asked her with special concern.

This touched Luo Zhen deeply:

"Xing, you are truly the most wonderful woman... If I could do it all over again, I would definitely only drive your route in my next life and never step on ten boats again."

Takamaki An: "...Huh? What are you talking about? What route, pedaling a boat... Oh, I get it, it's a love game? Luo Zhen, did you play that game all night?"

The leader of our own Phantom Thieves is still a boy after all...

Ms. Xing showed a subtle expression of disdain, yet at the same time, understanding of the boy's needs. Overall, she seemed very motherly and tolerant.

Luo Zhen dared to bet again that Xing would definitely become a good mother.

Then, facing this hot and beautiful girl who was also gentle to otakus, Luo Zhen chose to take out his cell phone to communicate.

Some things are hard to say face to face, so Luo Zhen just posted it in the Phantom Thieves group:

Luo Zhen: "'Brothers and sisters. I have some very bad news to share... I've been opened and my identity has been exposed. I've decided to buy a plane ticket to Myanmar today. I will miss you all my life.'"

“——Luo Zhen?!”

Ms. Xing in front of him immediately screamed in panic, and her face turned pale with worry for Luo Zhen.

But Luo Zhen just made a "hush" gesture and greeted the other frightened classmates in the class.

This made Xing so stubborn that she was stuck in two ends, and Luo Zhen played with her until her whole body became numb.

as predicted.

Seeing Luo Zhen's text message, Long Si from the next class immediately jumped out:

"'What happened?! Who dares to open the box of our boss?! I'll go and deal with him immediately!'"

Luo Zhen: "It's useless, Ryuji. The opponent's power is beyond your imagination. I am powerless."

Yoshizawa Kasumi: "'Really? Luo Zhen-ge is finally leaving... I knew this day would come sooner or later. I will remember the essence you gave me - ah, I mean the gentleness.'"

Yoshizawa Sumire: "'Since my seniors are leaving, I no longer have the courage to live. I'm going to turn evil and take revenge on the world! I'll start by eating a lot of ice cream to gain weight - Sister, please don't take my phone! (.>?<.)'"

Even when her phone was stolen, she still had time to send an emoji. She is worthy of being the flash acupressure master Sumire.

Momoka and Nina also took time out of their busy schedules to check the group chat and each sent a couple of emoticons to deal with it.

Momoka is a guitar-personified mascot with cute emoticons, while Nina is an elderly Q-version Buddha statue with cute emoticons.

Seeing that everyone was so concerned about him (mainly teasing Ryuji and An), Luo Zhen laughed even more happily:

"Thank you everyone. Even though most of you don't care about me, I'm still deeply touched."

"'Although Xing refused to offer a single word of comfort, and I felt the blonde girl's indifference, I will cherish all the memories, including the tenderness she once showed me, for the rest of my life, Amen.'"

Xing: "So I'm right in front of you! Whether you want to chat or have physical contact, it's obviously faster here, right?! Don't just stare at your phone, look at me in front of you! (〃＞目＜)"

This silly girl slammed the table. Her nails painted fluorescent green were very eye-catching. Maybe she changed them recently for her modeling job.

And from what she said, Xing seemed to be a little jealous of herself on the phone, which made her even cuter.

Luo Zhen deliberately ignored her and continued to chat in the group:

"'Although I can no longer help you, the Phantom Thief's power remains. For your future safety, I will tell you her name even if it means being cursed by the Pharaohs in the Egyptian pyramids.'"

"'The real great thief who opened my box and rode my bike and exhausted me last night, her name is Ali■■'"

The last two words of the last text message sent by Luo Zhen turned into a string of garbled characters.

Immediately afterwards, the entire Phantom Thief chat group interface emitted an unexpected flashing animation, and an avatar that had not existed a moment ago appeared in the group:

“[It’s me, Alibaba.]”

"[Your Phantom Thief Leader has violated the Pharaoh's curse. He revealed my real name without permission, so I will punish him by making him guard the Pharaoh's tomb for a thousand years!]"

Kasumi Yoshizawa: "'It's Egypt! Pharaohs!... But I'm actually not a big fan of treasure hunt movies with Egyptian themes. It's hot and there's a lot of sand, so it's tiring to watch."

Yoshizawa Sumire: "Besides, Alibaba is the name of a phantom thief, right? And the story is set in Baghdad, which is Asia. Just because we remember it being set in the desert, we can't confuse it with the Egyptian pharaoh, right?"

"[...?!... You two athletic gymnast twins with muscles in their heads, dare you to complain... Be careful or I'll publish your browser search history! You two stuffy girls! (〃＞目＜)]"

......What the hell is going on here?

The mystery of this "Alibaba" phantom thief lady didn't even last for a minute before it was completely shattered.

She and the Yoshizawa sisters even got into a heated argument about the question of "How chaotic does a 15-year-old girl's browsing history have to be to be considered unhealthy?"

As they argued, the topic turned to everyone having to publish their browsing history and publicly vote to see who had the most chaotic record.

"..."

To this point.

Even Xing, who was overly concerned, understood that this was a farce.

She pouted speechlessly, glaring at Luo Zhen who was making fun of her.

Then she picked up her phone and typed:

“‘Alibaba, is this your code name? Will we call you that from now on?’”

"'You're also a real Phantom Thief, right? Was it our leader who invited you to join the group?'"

"[There are two errors in one sentence, Miss Big Boobs, Big Ass, Golden Hair, Beautiful Girl.]"

Feng...Xing was choked by the words in the message that was replied almost instantly, and her eyes twitched with a blush for a moment.

Although this seems to be a compliment, using such blunt words to comment on someone's figure would definitely be considered harassment if it were someone of the opposite sex.

The standards of judgment in this society are really subtle... Luo Zhen doesn't hate others calling him a strong man.

Anyway, the mysterious Alibaba continued to explain:

"First of all, if you use my judgment, I'm not a 'real' Phantom Thief yet."

"[Secondly, the leader didn't invite me into the group. I hacked in myself.]"

"[You guys really just created a group on a regular social media app and started chatting. Your awareness of defense is worse than even that of a fat-mouthed long-tailed rabbit! Do you know how many high-ranking figures the Phantom Thieves have offended? If their people find out your identities, a tattooed gangster will come to you that very day to practice diving? From now on, you must use the chat app I developed to communicate. Do you understand?"

Uh......

Ms. Xing looked at the words with some difficulty and silently protested to Luo Zhen.

Luo Zhen also knew it.

This overly excited Alibaba is obviously a typical Internet troll, the kind who can hold the keyboard and argue with strangers online for hours without getting tired.

The reason why she was so excited in the group chat was actually because she actually came into contact with the circle of phantom thieves that she had admired for a long time, and her mentality became unbalanced, which led to her showing arrogance.

But if that were all, it would be fine.

But after Xing asked a few more questions, Alibaba suddenly fell silent.

When Xing was more confused.

Good news soon came from the first-year sisters Fangze.

Yoshizawa Kasumi: "Yeah, Luo Zhen, are you guys watching? We just caught a really timid little squirrel. Even its fur is the same orange-brown color as a squirrel! So cute~?"

Yoshizawa Sumire: "'Don't worry, Senior. We'll guard your backdoor. We'll punish this little cheater. We'll definitely teach her a lesson.'"

After the sisters' rambling speeches, they also attached a selfie.

The twins, who are the school's top idols, have a skinny little girl with long orange hair sandwiched between them, clinging to her in a blatant way, like a bully.

The girl squeezed in the middle hunched her shoulders pitifully, not daring to say a word.

Then they grabbed her hands and forced her to make a V sign, and she gave the camera a smile that was uglier than crying.

Xing was speechless again, and it took her a while to figure out:

"So, this girl is that Alibaba? ...A first-year student at our school?"

"Luo Zhen, how did you find her? What's going on?"

Luo Zhen: "Well, I will explain. Let's talk about it after everyone arrives at noon."

The farce of entertaining this girl Futaba was finally over, and Luo Zhen was also very happy.

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Wait until noon.

Considering that such a large group of people would be too eye-catching, Luo Zhen and Xing did not go to the courtyard as usual.

Luo Zhenqun sent a text message, telling everyone that he would go to the student union to get the rooftop key and asked everyone to meet on the rooftop.

This is the benefit of joining the student union. The feeling of using public power for personal gain is something you can't let go of once you've experienced it...

Xing accompanied Luo Zhen to get the key, and the two of them met Ryuji at the door of the rooftop terrace.

The three second-year students, plus Morgana who had emerged from Luo Zhen's bag, waited for a while.

Then I saw three other first-grade girls coming up...

"Good afternoon, seniors... I'm a double-double-double-double leaf... I'm a dark, shady, otaku, internet troll, and parasite who's worse than a paramecium... If you have anything, please contact me via text on your phone. If you call, I'll blacklist and block you. Please advise me on this..."

Takamaki An: "Is this some comedy scene from a TV show?!"

When Ms. Xing saw Futaba being carried up by the Yoshizawa sisters holding their arms, she was immediately irritated by her stuttering, super fast, and subtly humble yet a little arrogant tone of voice.

When Futaba was yelled at by Axing, a hot mixed-race girl at the top of the caste pyramid, she immediately cried out in tears and hid behind Luo Zhen.

Mr. Da Huang Long Si beside Luo Zhen was speechless at this moment:

"Ahh. Xing, look at you. You scared your junior to tears."

"I'm sorry, junior~! Although that golden-haired lady isn't a good person, I'm definitely one! Don't worry and rely on my big brother Long Si. Tell me if anyone bullies you..."

Futaba: "Stay away from me, my hot-blooded, stupid, reckless and funny personality is contagious."

fool......( ???)!

Futaba, who was still timid and stuttering towards Xing, for some reason, suddenly became cold and violent towards Ryuji.

Long Si was choked to death by a single sentence, and died dejectedly beside the potted plants on the rooftop. It seemed that he wanted to be used as fertilizer.

Luo Zhen ignored him and just introduced them to Xing and the others:

"As you can see, this is Ms. Isshiki Futaba. After going through all sorts of things, she ultimately became the chief logistical support officer for our Phantom Thieves with her unparalleled support capabilities. Please applaud."

Uh-huh, claps... the girls all clapped their hands obediently.

Luo Zhen roughly recounted his experience yesterday.

From the new psychiatrist Maruki Takuto, to the legendary master of "cognitive psychology", Isshiki Wakaba.

Then there was Isshiki Wakaba's daughter, Isshiki Futaba...

The Phantom Thieves suddenly learned about a support team that they had never imagined before.

Xing was stunned by what Luo Zhen and Futaba said.

The Yoshizawa sisters had heard some basic settings from Luo Zhen on the subway this morning, so they were able to cooperate so well in catching Futaba from the next class.

But when they heard that Futaba's mother's research involved government departments and was likely still being monitored, their expressions became unhappy.

Yoshizawa Sumire: "This time, we've really offended the big boss, right? If many people in the government also know about Futaba's mother's research, they might really actively catch the Phantom Thieves... Sister, if this continues..."

Fang Zexia: "Hmm... Looks like we have no choice but to go all out. Let's quickly change Dad's mind and make him our protective umbrella!"

The Fangze sisters reached a consensus in an instant and decided not to show any mercy when it came to their father.