My chat group is so weird
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There were even some destinies that they had never heard of.
"No, you're collecting stamps with me. You've filled up all these destinies, right?"
Sambo couldn't hold it in any longer.
This was the first time in his life that he had seen so many destinies crammed into one person.
If the Star God were to see this, wouldn't it be like a meeting?
A bunch of star gods could even set up several tables to play mahjong inside your body.
"Uncle Yang, what's going on? Can one person have so many fates?"
At this time, San Yueqi asked Lao Yang, hoping that the other party could give an answer.
However, Lao Yang said that he didn't know the answer to this question either!
It was the first time he had seen someone whose destiny was holding a meeting inside his body.
"Ahem, maybe this could be related to the star core in Mo Wang's body? That's the only explanation."
Old Yang scratched his hair and then said, "But it's not a big problem. People with multiple destinies are not uncommon in the universe. Even we mainly take the path of pioneering. Mo Wang's situation can only mean that he took too many paths at once. But just look at the destiny that he mainly took the longest."
Lao Yang thought for a long time and could only come up with this explanation. What else could he do?
Others have two or three at most, but now there are suddenly more than ten. How does he know what's going on?
"Then, Mo Wang, which destiny have you traveled the furthest?"
March 7th asked curiously.
"Uh, let me see. Lust?"
Mo Wang took a look and his expression was a little strange.
"How can there be such a thing? You're a pervert!"
March 7th complained.
"Then you have to choose one of the four: pleasure, hunting, knowledge, and exploration."
Mo Wang spread his hands, indicating that there is nothing I can do if you don’t believe me, right?
"So, my Sambo friend, are you interested in believing in the Almighty Aha with me?"
At this time, Mo Wang walked up to Sangbo and extended an invitation to him.
"Hehehe."
For the first time, Sangbo wanted to swear at Mo Wang's invitation.
Brother, do you know that the one in front of you is a top player among the Masked Fool? A veteran Masked Fool.
You're telling me about faith? Isn't that crazy?
By the way, the almighty Ahab sounds really weird, as if he suddenly turned from a funny guy into a terrorist.
"No, no, no. I think it's better for me to have no faith right now."
Sambo quickly refused.
Think about it, he was the one who pulled people in before, so why did he get pulled in by others now?
"Oh, what a shame. I thought you were quite happy, brother. If you joined us, you might even become the Masked Fool's second-in-command right away."
Mo Wang said while sighing.
Sambo: Thanks for the invitation. I've been in Yalilo for years, and the Masked Fool doesn't need an invitation. By the way, I think if you really join in, that bad woman won't have any chance anymore.
You are such a joy brother.
To be honest, seeing another person who was walking happily, and even happier than himself, suddenly appear in Beloberg, Sambo was really a little overwhelmed.
By the way, these people should be from the Starry Sky Train, right? When did they get such a character on that train?
What Mo Wang didn't know was that at this moment, he had already been labeled as extremely dangerous by some comedian.
It is better to say that once you take the road of happiness and get to the front, it is hard to avoid danger.
Generally speaking, if two Masked Fools meet, it is basically a battle between gods.
If I don't give people a big surprise, I'd be embarrassed to call myself a masked fool.
But the sad thing is... Sangbo actually felt that he might not be able to defeat Mo Wang.
"Okay, let's not talk too much about this. Now, brother Sambo, do you know how to get to the city ahead? Can you lead the way for us?"
At this time, March 7 asked Sangbo.
"Well, I can lead the way, but it seems a bit troublesome."
At this time, Sangbo scratched his hair that had turned to charcoal and said a little embarrassedly.
"What? What's the trouble?"
March 7 couldn't help but ask.
"It's just that... I seem to have run into some trouble in the city. Someone is chasing me."
Sambo spread his hands helplessly.
"Look! There's a fire over there! Chase after it!"
At this moment, a group of soldiers wearing heavy armor appeared in the snow not far away. After seeing Mo Wang and others, they rushed towards them.
"Oh my god! Why are there so many people? Brother Sambo, is this what you said, causing some trouble?"
March 7 was stunned when he saw the group of heavily armored knights.
In just a blink of an eye, this group of soldiers from Beloberg blocked Mo Wang and others.
"Sambo! Let's see where you can escape this time!"
At this time, a young girl and a handsome young man were standing in front of the team.
When Old Yang saw the young girl, his expression was particularly wonderful.
Chapter 126: Autistic Lao Yang is about to go online.
"Oh? It's Big Duck?"
Mo Wang's face lit up when he saw the gray-haired girl in military uniform in front of him. He was about to call out, but he couldn't help but glance at Bronya's chest across from him, and then revealed a look of disgust.
Sure enough, this one still can’t be called a big duck.
Compared to the really big duck next door, this one seems to be just taller than the pressed duck.
Hasn't the breasts changed at all?
How to say it? If the flat duck is a pure loli, and the big duck is already a mature beauty, then the one in front of us is probably somewhere in between the two, probably... the medium duck.
He looks to be around 18 years old.
Thinking of this, Mo Wang couldn't help but frown, as if he thought of something incredible.
It seems that next door, Banya was still 147 until the end of the first part.
As a result, it took her five years to become 165cm tall. She grew more than ten centimeters taller and became a mature beauty?
If we consider that girls generally stop growing taller around the age of 18, then Banya only took one year to grow more than ten centimeters taller?
This is probably not using the power of reason and law to directly construct a body for himself, right?
Collapse, isn't it amazing?
What? You asked her why Jeppard, who was standing next to her, didn't mention it?
Although he is his brother-in-law, Mo Wang simply chose to ignore him considering that this guy always popped up every time he drew cards in the past and his life span was almost full.
"Who the hell are you guys?! Why are you here?! What's your connection to that guy Sambo?"
At this time, Beloberg's soldiers raised their weapons and pointed them at Mo Wang and the others. Looking at the aggressive look of these people, it was obvious that they had no intention of talking to them properly.
"Uh, I'm calling you, Sambo. Is this someone you know?"
March Seventh glanced at Sangbo and signaled him to follow them quickly.
However, Sambo looked around at this moment with a bewildered expression. "Sambo? Who is Sambo? Is there anyone here named Sambo?"
Old Sambo said at this time that they wanted to arrest Sambo, so why would they want to arrest a chief who had lost all his hair? Sambo was not familiar to me now.
"Don't hide, Sambo! Even if you turn into ash, I will still recognize you! Don't think you can hide away just because you look like this!"
However, Jeppard, who was standing next to him, said that even if Sambo had become an African native, he would still be able to recognize him.
In the whole of Beloberg, there is no one else like him with such an unusually mean temperament.
"No, Captain Jeppard, you can still recognize this? Are you born in the Year of the Dog?"
Seeing that Jeppard could actually recognize him, Sambo was stunned. Is his temperament really that outstanding?
"Wait, this guy is... Sambo?"
However, what was even more unbearable was that after Jeppard recognized Sambo at a glance, everyone around him showed expressions of disbelief.
This strange guy in front of me, who is as black as a gorilla, without a single decent piece of clothing on his body, and even has no hair, is actually Sambo?
In the impression of the surrounding soldiers, Sambo is a complete bastard.
But he usually dresses neatly, and the guy in front of him, no matter how you look at it, has nothing to do with the man who is dressed in high-end clothes.
Bronya frowned slightly, her eyes flicking back and forth between Sambo and Jeppard, clearly confused by the situation. She raised her hand slightly, motioning for the soldiers to remain calm. Then, turning to Jeppard, a hint of doubt lingered in her voice: "Jepard, are you sure... this person is really Sambo? He looks... completely different from before."
Jeppard crossed his arms and nodded confidently. "Captain Bronya, I can guarantee with my rank that this guy is definitely Sambo. He may look like a savage who just crawled out of a mine, but no one in Beloberg can imitate that sleazy demeanor."
The soldiers around him looked incredulous when they heard Jeppard's words. Some couldn't help but whisper, "Captain Jeppard, do you have some kind of special detector in your eyes? You can even recognize this?"
Another soldier chimed in, "Exactly. Sambo used to be a well-dressed con man, but now he looks like he's escaped from some primitive tribe."
In addition to complaining about their superior's weird Sambo identification device and Sambo's weird appearance, Beloberg's soldiers also felt a little respect for old Sambo.
After all, not everyone has the courage to burn themselves into such a horrible state just to avoid being in jail for a few months, and then run out into this snowy place without any clothes on.
It's a miracle that he didn't die.
Hearing the discussions around him, Sangbo couldn't help but roll his eyes, spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Hey, what's wrong with you guys? I've already told you I'm not Sangbo, why don't you believe me? Besides, even if I were Sangbo, you can't judge me by my appearance, right? This is called... fashion! Do you understand?"
The soldiers around him rolled their eyes at Sambo's words. If this could be called fashion, then Beloberg would become a native stronghold.
Seeing no one believed him, Sambo curled his lips and rubbed his bald head in a pretentiously thoughtful tone. "You mortals simply don't understand my artistic pursuits. I call this 'returning to nature,' understand? Besides, look at my complexion—so healthy! So sunny! Much better than you guys who hide in armor all day long."
Jeppard snorted coldly, interrupting Sambo's boasting: "Stop talking nonsense, Sambo. No matter what you become, don't even think about escaping today. Tell me the truth, why are you here? And what is your relationship with these people?"
“This one~”
At this time, Sangbo glanced at Sanyueqi and Mo Wang beside him, and suddenly hugged Mo Wang's thighs and began to cry loudly.
"Captain Jeppard, these are my family! If they weren't here, I would have died here!"
"What's the matter?"
Looking at the shameless Sambo, not only Mo Wangba, but everyone present was stunned.
"No, who are your family members? Don't talk nonsense. We've only known each other for less than half an hour. Don't touch me! I'm warning you, be careful or I'll hit you!"
Mo Wang looked at Sangbo who was hugging his thigh and raised his hand to threaten him.
"Hey, hey, stop trying to make connections!"
Mo Wang tried to shake off Sangbo with a look of disgust, but Sangbo clung to his thigh like a sticky piece of chewing gum, howling non-stop: "As the saying goes, meeting is destiny. If we are destined, how can we not be family? Commander Jeppard, please understand! These people are truly my family! If it weren't for them, I would have frozen to death in this snow and ice!"
I have to say, Sambo is indeed a veteran in the entertainment industry, he lost his moral integrity so decisively.
At least Mo Wang thought that he was not capable of such a shameless act of seeking marriage for the time being.
The surrounding soldiers watched this scene, all of them speechless. One couldn't help but complain: "This guy's face is probably thicker than the walls of Beloberg, right?"
Bronya frowned, her eyes swept between Mo Wang and Sambo, and then she said coldly: "Whether you are his accomplice or not, since you are with him, then come with us back to Beloberg for investigation."
"and many more!"
Mo Wang got anxious when he heard this. "We are innocent! We just met this guy and don't even know his name! If you want to arrest someone, arrest him. Don't implicate us!"
"That's it!"
Sanyueqi also quickly echoed, "We were just passing by, and have nothing to do with this dark guy!"
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