My chat group is so weird

"Huh? Where do you get the confidence that you won't be caught in the future? What kind of people are you, the Fatui? Don't you have any idea of ​​what's going on?" Mo Wang was shocked when he faced the young master.

"Hehe, you are not here just to laugh at me, are you?" The young man looked a little embarrassed. It was hard to say whether he would go to jail again in the future.

"If you just want to talk to me, I'd be happy. This place is so boring after all."

"These guards don't even talk to me. I feel like I'm going crazy."

"The people of Liyue really have no sense of humor."

At this time, Mo Wang and Gongzi were talking not like so-called enemies at all, but rather like a pair of old friends chatting.

"Oh, by chance, I brought you a friend."

"I guess you won't be bored by now."

As he spoke, a group of Qianyan soldiers escorted all the Fatui that Mo Wang had brought back from outside into here.

"Oh my god! So many?"

Seeing Mo Wang coming in with so many Fatui, the young master's men were stunned.

No, buddy, how long has it taken you to kill another group of people?

"Well, I brought your colleague here for you. How's it going? You'll have someone to chat with from now on. Aren't you touched? Are you grateful to me?"

At this moment, Mo Wang threw the lady over again.

"This is it, ma'am? What happened to her?"

At this moment, when the young man saw the lady appear, he showed an expression as if he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

In fact, the lady who appeared at this moment was too miserable in the eyes of the young master.

Not only was his nose and face swollen like a pig's head, but he even had several teeth missing.

It looked like someone had hit him directly in the face with a stick.

It’s so miserable. It’s really so miserable.

After all, the lady is a beauty, right? But in Mo Wang's hands, she turned into this.

But when he thought about how he had been dragged around Liyue by Mo Wang for several laps, he felt that in fact, the lady might actually be better than him.

"Nothing much, just this guy was planning to kill some immortals and didn't expect me to be here. And then, it turned out like this."

Mo Wang didn't describe the specific process of what happened, but seeing how miserable the lady looked, there was probably no need to explain it.

After these two encounters, I guess ladies would tremble all over when they see Mo Wang.

"What happened out there? It looks like you're in some trouble."

The young man glanced at the lady on the ground, then turned his gaze away.

What? You said the lady is in such a state, why doesn't the young master care about her? Are you kidding me? What can the Fatui people care about each other?

Even after the lady died, these people basically didn't care.

"Oh, nothing much. It's just that that Skirmisher has joined forces with another guy and has betrayed the Fatui."

As Mo Wang spoke, he opened a can of Fenleda from his pocket and spoke leisurely.

"Want some? I got some stock from outside of Teyvat. Even though I prefer Coke, this stuff tastes more like Fanta."

"Huh? Something from outside Teyvat? Give me some."

After hearing Mo Wang say that this was something from outside Teyvat, the young master also became interested.

Mo Wang took out another can from his pocket and fed it to the young master.

After taking a sip, the young master found it tasted unexpectedly good.

"It's delicious. It tastes a bit like the Fontaine over there, but it's a little more flavorful."

"I didn't expect that aliens would drink this kind of stuff." After laughing for a moment, the young master said, "By the way, you just said that Sanbing betrayed us? Wow, he finally did it?"

"Yes, not only that, but he also reportedly sent all his men away. No one knows whether they are dead or alive."

"Come to think of it, you don't seem surprised at all?"

Mo Wang looked at the young master's attitude, as if he had already known that Sanbing would betray him.

At this moment, the Fatui who were imprisoned around were shocked when they heard that the Skirmisher had betrayed the Fatui and killed all his men.

"Lord Skirmisher actually betrayed me? Well, this is dangerous. I was almost assigned to him before."

"Bah! I knew that guy had bad intentions! A mere foreigner, he really can't be trusted!"

"That's not true. Many of you are not from Solstice. But that skirmisher does have a terrible personality."

At this moment, the young master listened to the discussions of his subordinates around him and shook his head helplessly.

"There's nothing we can do. In fact, our organization had already guessed that Sanbing would betray us. After all, it's obvious that he's not on the same side as us."

"Oh? Since you already knew this, why didn't you do it?"

Mo Wang was a little curious. Since these people knew that Sanbing had rebellious intentions, why did they just sit back and watch him?

"Well, everyone in our team has their own agenda. It's more like many people actually have thoughts of betrayal, but simply haven't taken action yet."

After listening to the young master's words, Mo Wang probably understood.

It seems that the current division among the Fatui is more serious than imagined.

But Mo Wang thought that it was true.

In the Fatui team, the captain and the ladies basically all advocate revenge against the abyss.

This fellow, Young Master, most likely wanted to enter the Abyss to find his master. His target was probably the Abyss as well.

The servant's purpose is not clear yet. It seems that the doctor also has some needs for the abyss, or he intends to have some needs for the law of nature.

Although the goals of these people are all the same, they basically all have their own little tricks.

Only this guy Sanbing is completely stupid.

The purpose is so obvious that everyone has guessed that this guy will definitely not stay in the Fatui for long.

Thinking of this, Mo Wang suddenly smiled, which made the young man next to him shudder.

"You, what do you want to do?" Looking at the smile on Mo Wang's face, the young man suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Well, Tartaglia, do you want to go out?" Mo Wang said slowly to the young master.

"No, I don't want to." When the young master saw Mo Wang like this, he knew that this guy must be trying to cheat him.

This goes without saying.

Seeing the young master's reaction, Mo Wang smiled even more enthusiastically. He patted the young master's shoulder and spoke in a friendly tone as if coaxing a child: "Don't be so nervous~ I just heard you say that you can't eat enough or sleep well here. If you want to leave, just tell me, buddy. There's no need to be so subtle."

Upon hearing this, the young master immediately shook his head like a rattle. "No, no, no, I really wanted to go out just now, but seeing you like this, I don't want to go out anymore." He shrank back cautiously, the iron chain rattling. "Your smile reminds me of the look on my brother's face when he cheated me out of my pocket money."

Mo Wang approached relentlessly, lowering his voice, "Lord Ningguang said that as long as you admit your mistakes and come with me to deal with the scattered soldiers, there will be great benefits~" He deliberately dragged out his tone, "Even if I just let you go, it's not impossible~"

The young master's ears twitched noticeably, but he still spoke stubbornly, "That won't do. You already said that Sanbing followed a demon god. Does that mean I have to follow you to deal with the demon god? That's too much of a loss, isn't it?" He curled his lips, "Besides, I'm a prisoner now. How can I let a prisoner fight?"

Mo Wang suddenly put away his smile and said three words expressionlessly: "Are you scared?"

"Huh?" The young man looked up suddenly.

"I never thought that the Fatui executive officer, 'Young Master' Tartaglia," Mo Wang said slowly, deliberately enunciating each word, "was actually a coward?"

The cell suddenly became eerily quiet. The Fatui, who had been whispering among themselves, suddenly fell silent. Even the woman struggled to lift her swollen eyelids to look over.

"Who's a coward?" The young master's voice suddenly rose. He struggled against his chains and stood up. "Who are you calling a coward?"

Mo Wang pretended not to notice the young master's furious expression and continued to add fuel to the fire: "Oh, I didn't expect that in the eyes of outsiders, the young master who is fearless would not even dare to face a demon and a clown~" He sighed exaggeratedly, "You are too lame, aren't you? I really wonder what expressions your brothers and sisters would have when they knew~"

With a "crack," the young master forcibly tore a crack from his shackles. His expression shifted from gloomy to bright, finally settling on a sinister smile. "Oh, fine! It's just a demon god, right? It just so happens I haven't fought a demon god yet." He flexed his wrist, and the iron chain trembled under the weight. "You, bastard, let me show you my true strength!"

Mo Wang immediately put on a brilliant smile and pulled out a contract from his pocket like magic: "Great! Come on, sign this 'Voluntary Assistance Letter' first~"

The young master stared at the contract that suddenly appeared, then looked at Mo Wang's sunny smile, and suddenly felt cheated: "Wait, when did you prepare this contract?"

"That's not important~" Mo Wang deftly unfolded the contract and pointed at the signature. "Look, here it says 'Voluntarily assist Liyue officials', here it says 'Promise not to take the opportunity to escape', and here—"

"Stop, stop, stop!" The young master interrupted him with a headache, "Why do I feel like you are setting me up?"

Mo Wang blinked, looking innocent: "How could that be? We are good friends!" Then he handed the contract forward again, "Hurry up and sign it. After you sign it, you can go out and fight~"

For some reason, everyone watching this scene suddenly seemed to see a grinning demonic shadow behind Mo Wang.

The young master stared at the contract for a long moment, then suddenly grinned. "Okay, I'll sign it! But..." He lowered his voice, "When this is over, you have to tell me where you got that drink you brought from outside Teyvat."

"Deal!" Mo Wang nodded readily.

It seems that this guy Tartaglia probably wants to know something about the outside of Teyvat from him.

But there's nothing wrong with telling him.

After all, Teyvat is a damn place where you can get in but can’t get out.

After the young master signed his name with great fanfare, Mo Wang immediately turned to the guards and shouted, "Quick! Untie this 'voluntary helper', Mr. Tartaglia! Remember to return his Eye of God and his Evil Eye to him!"

Watching the guards frantically unlocking the chain for the young master, Mo Wang turned his back, his shoulders shaking suspiciously - he had finally tricked this battle maniac onto the boat, and now he could go and deal with that guy Aha with confidence.

"I always feel like you're trying to trick me again."

The young master stretched his wrist at this moment, feeling quite complicated.

But now, even though he knew it was a trap, the young master had no choice but to be tricked by Mo Wang.

When he thought about how Mo Wang would torture him later, he felt extremely uncomfortable.

Chapter 380: Don’t forget, full fire!

Just before leaving Liyue Harbor for Guoyun Pavilion, Tartaglia finally understood where Mo Wang's trap was.

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and leave!"

Mo Wang looked at Tartaglia who was standing there in a daze, and hurriedly urged her.

"No! No, wait a minute! Why are there only two of us?!"

Tartaglia looked around at this time, but did not see a single soldier, not even a soldier of the Thousand Rocks Army.

In front of him, there were only him and Mo Wang.

"How many people do you want? Just the two of us, isn't that normal?"

Mo Wang looked at the young master casually, as if this was a matter of course.

"What the hell?! You're planning on using two of our districts to deal with the stragglers, plus a demon god? This is ridiculous!"

Tartaglia was almost unable to hold back.

He thought that even if Mo Wang wanted to take the elite route, he would have to at least bring several people along, right?

Something like Zhongli and Hutao should be the basics, right? There should be a few other immortals as well, right? And you told him, and in the end, there are only two?!

Isn’t this just delivering food?

"There's nothing we can do about it. Li Yue can't call anyone else now. I'll just have to get used to it."

Mo Wang looked at Tartaglia's constipated expression and waved his hand casually.

"Zhongli and Hutao need to stay in Liyue Harbor to prevent any accidents. Also, a group of the Thousand Winds Army was taken away by Keqing and Ye Lan earlier, so now we are the only ones left."

"Why else do you think I brought you out?"

Mo Wang's words left Tartaglia speechless.

"I can't get used to it!"

"Even if others can't come, what about your two followers? They can come, right? Why don't they come?"

At this moment, Tartaglia suppressed the urge to complain and questioned Mo Wang.

At this moment, even Paimeng and Mimi were missing from Mo Wang's side, which showed that there was a trap.

"Oh, those two. Well... just think of them as my backup in Liyue. After all, if you want to deal with a demon god, you have to have a trick up your sleeve."

"What a rip! What a rip!"

At this moment, Tartaglia stared at Mo Wang with a resentful look in her eyes.

Do you think he believes what you said?

What kind of bullshit back-up plan is this? It's obvious that you know you're going to die, so you plan to take your people with you to die, right?