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"Xianyu, just wait for me! I will teach you a lesson sooner or later!" After saying that, Kiana ran away at inhuman speed.

"Tsk! Who doesn't know how to make threats? Just wait and see! Sooner or later, I'll make you pay!" Mo Wang also made a harsh remark at this time.

"I guess this girl is going to steal my food again this time. It would be great if I could just give an order to forbid her from eating snacks." Mo Wang sighed, not knowing whether he was worried that his treasured snacks would be stolen, or if he felt that he had to move the place where he hid the snacks.

"Wait, give the order?" Mo Wang suddenly remembered something and took out the previous appointment letter.

"Oh! Yes! I am the captain now!" Mo Wang's face suddenly showed the same expression as Tom's.

"Hehehe, damn Kiana, this time I promise that your life will definitely be colorful. Just wait for me!"

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"Kiana, why did you oversleep again? Didn't we remind you yesterday?" At the training ground of Saint Freya, Mei looked at the white-haired ball in front of her with a helpless look on her face.

As expected, even if I tried my best to tell Kiana not to be late, I still couldn't overcome Kiana's nature of being late?

"I think that if that stupid Kiana isn't late, then the sun must be rising from the west." Bronya was no longer surprised by Kiana's lateness.

"How dare you say that to me? You're not much better! If Mei wasn't here, I don't believe you could get up!"

Kiana was very angry at Bronya's ridicule.

Why can this guy mock me just because he is also the king of tanking?

Just because this person's dormitory is close to Mei?

"Haha, stupid Kiana won't understand." Faced with Kiana's words, Bronya just thought that the other party was envious and jealous, and became even more proud.

"Damn it! I'm going to let you taste the power of my fist!" Kiana immediately rolled up her sleeves.

"Stupid Kiana's fists are as weak as microorganisms. Bronya won't be afraid of them."

At this time, the heavily armored bunny appeared behind Bronya, and a JOJO stand came by.

"Alright, alright, you two, it's almost time to gather, why don't you just calm down."

Mei has long been accustomed to the tense relationship between the two.

"If you continue like this, you won't be allowed to play games or eat snacks at night."

I have to say that Mei's trick is quite effective. Both Bronya and Kiana instantly became like good cats and stopped making noise.

"Speaking of which, Mei. Why are we gathering here this time? Could it be that we finally have a mission?" After Kiana calmed down, she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have no idea what she was going to do this time.

"The reason for this gathering is that Hyperion's new captain is coming, so the dean wants everyone to get to know him first." Mei explained to Kiana considerately.

"Hmm? A new captain?" Kiana rubbed her head and asked, "Isn't Aunt Jizi the captain of Hyperion? Why are they suddenly getting a new captain?"

"Stupid Kiana, have you forgotten that last time, Teacher Himeko was eroded by Honkai energy and could not be the captain of Hyperion for the time being?" Bronya complained to Kiana.

This person probably fell asleep while issuing the document again last time.

"Ah? Who will be the new captain?" Kiana couldn't help but feel curious when she heard this.

Anyone who can be the captain of Hyperion must be a very powerful person, right?

"Shh! Everyone, be quiet. The new captain is here." Fu Hua, who was standing at the front of the team, said to Kiana and others who were still making a lot of noise at the back.

"Huh? That's over there..." Upon hearing this, Kiana immediately looked forward with curiosity.

But when she noticed the person in front of her, her face began to stiffen.

"Why is the new captain that guy?!"

Chapter 4: There is no limit to the white-haired dumpling's suicidal tendencies

When Mo Wang followed Ji Zi and Theresa and walked all the way to the front of the crowd, most of the Valkyries present were a little confused.

Obviously, Mo Wang is a celebrity in St. Freya's College.

There are definitely quite a few Valkyries who know him.

After all, not only did you put a boy in a girls' school, but he also played around with another celebrity in the school, Kiana, all day long. It would be hard not to become famous, right?

However, everyone's impression of Mo Wang is that he is the king of playing badly in Saint Freya. Although he is a student of the captain department, no one has ever seen him drive a battleship. He spends more time slacking off than in school, and his tricks are always the same.

How come after just a few days of not seeing this insignificant guy, he suddenly became a captain?

What a shame! Could this be the legendary comeback?

"Ahem, everyone, be quiet." Theresa coughed twice. "As I'm sure everyone knows, Major Jizi was seriously injured during her last mission, so she's temporarily stepping down as Captain of the Hyperion. Meanwhile, the new Captain will be Mo Wang, an outstanding student in our school's Captain Department."

When Theresa said the news calmly, the Valkyries present fell silent for a moment.

Excellent student?

Don’t forget?

When we heard this, we almost laughed out loud.

Although Mo Wang's grades in school cannot be said to be bad, but considering what he usually does, no matter how you look at it, he is not an excellent student.

Moreover, is it really okay to let a student be the captain of Hyperion?

"I don't accept it! Why can he be the captain!" At this moment, a white-haired man suddenly jumped out from the crowd, pointing at Xianyu angrily and cursing the school for being unfair.

Upon hearing this, the crowd was shocked.

Who on earth dares to act so wildly here?

Everyone turned around and saw that the person was actually the dean's niece, Kiana Kaslana!

Everyone was stunned, then relaxed and started watching the show.

"Kiana! What are you doing again!" When Theresa saw that this person was her niece who was always causing trouble, she wanted to beat her to death with a bitter melon.

"What on earth are you dissatisfied with?"

But Kiana, who was already angry, was not afraid at all.

She walked to the front of the crowd and shouted, "My headmaster is young and ignorant, and Teacher Jizi is old and frail! They let a worthless person be the captain! You know, I am still a mere B-rank Valkyrie, how can this be absurd?!"

"How dare a worthless person like you become the captain of Hyperion? I've never seen such a shameless person!"

At this moment, Kiana seemed to have seen the emperor and the prime minister's incompetent ministers. She spoke indignantly and called on all the officials in the court to rebel against this treacherous minister!

However, the so-called officials were silent at this time, fearing that blood would splash on them.

"Huh~" After hearing what Kiana said, Theresa took a deep breath and looked at her niece with a 'pleasant face' and asked, "Kiana, where did you learn what you just said?"

"Oh, that's what I heard from the monitor. He said it was some ancient classical Chinese format. Someone was once scolded to death using that format."

"How about it, Auntie, did I learn it well?" Kiana said proudly to Theresa.

It’s hard to say whether this is true or not, but Fu Hua in the crowd had already clenched her fists.

**! What on earth did you learn!

Did I teach you classical Chinese so that you can use it to curse people?

It’s hard, the fist is hard!

"Ha, ha ha! Eat me Judas!" Before Kiana could react, a golden cross suddenly appeared from behind Theresa and directly slapped the white-haired man who spoke without thinking away.

The terrifying force even knocked her into the wall.

From time to time, Kiana's butt would twitch.

However, the Valkyries present were already accustomed to such a horrifying scene.

I even want to crack some melon seeds.

"Don't be angry, Dean. After all, Kiana is still a child. There's no need to be so serious. Come, drink some bitter melon juice."

Mo Wang, who was already feeling happy at this time, began to comfort Theresa, and even took out a bottle of bitter melon juice from somewhere and gave it to Theresa.

(Don't ask why the protagonist has bitter melon juice on him. It's Theresa's exclusive feeding resource, and it must be carried with her.)

At this time, Mo Wang looked at Kiana who was still twitching and had made up his mind.

From now on, Hyperion's toilet will be taken care of by her.

Hehehe, the stupid white-haired ball finally fell into his hands.

"Ha~ I'm not angry, I'm not angry." After taking a sip of bitter melon juice, Theresa finally suppressed the anger in her heart.

Ji Zi, who was standing aside, gave a helpless bitter smile.

Putting the troublemakers from these two schools together, is this decision really okay?

"I don't agree!"

However, the white cat that was beaten against the wall was revived with full health in just a moment and jumped down from the wall.

"What on earth are you dissatisfied with?" Theresa was furious. She decided to teach her disobedient niece a profound lesson.

"Why, why can this useless person become the captain!" Kiana glared at Mo Wang, who was looking at her with a smug look on his face, with gritted teeth.

She was clearly not allowed to even be promoted to an A-rank Valkyrie, so how come Mo Wang, who was at the same level as her, suddenly became her immediate superior!

"Actually, I'd like to know too."

Mo Wang spread his hands at this time.

Does this guy think that being the captain of a Hyperion is a good position?

Anyone with a discerning eye knew that as the captain, he was bound to take the blame! Normally, whether he could survive until next month was still a question.

However, this does not prevent him from showing off in front of Kiana now.

"What? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, let's practice. Today I will make you convinced!" Mo Wang waved at Kiana at this time, full of provocation.

"Let's practice! Who's afraid of who?" Kiana's mouth kept making a crunching sound. "Today I'm going to make you a complete loser!"

"Whoever loses will be the other's servant for a year, obeying his every word. Do you dare to come?"

"Why not, you bastard!"

At this time, both sides have rolled up their sleeves, looking like they are about to start fighting again.

"Hey, Dean, is it really okay not to stop them?" At this time, Ji Zi saw the two people walking towards the training ground, and asked Theresa who was standing beside her with some concern.

"It's okay. After all, if Mo Wang, the captain who was suddenly airdropped, wants to establish his authority, he must use some special means." Theresa took a sip of bitter melon juice and said to Ji Zi.

This method is extremely common in Tianming.

"But, can Mo Wang do it?" Ji Zi was a little embarrassed to say. Although Mo Wang was considered a good fighter among the male students, he was still not good enough compared to Kiana, whose hard power was close to that of an A-level Valkyrie.

It's not like the two haven't fought each other before.

But basically, Mo Wang always ended up losing.

"It should be possible, right? After all, that kid has a lot of tricks up his sleeve." Theresa thought about the smile that Mo Wang had shown before, as if he had succeeded in his evil plan, and she was not very sure.

Maybe this guy drugged Kiana's breakfast today.

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Today's live broadcast, watch me and Baimao fight for 300 rounds!

[A yellow-haired man from Teyvat]: What, is this the legendary battle between the cleaner and the white-haired ball?

[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: The two supreme beings will fight to the end of the universe!

[Someone's Savior]: Being able to witness the battle between the two great gods is worth it even if I die!

[Owner of a video store]: Kwa! Back off! It's the Honkai Impact 3rd!

[A Hyperion's Tank King]: Please watch the next episode, the strongest in history!

[Day 2 of Flop Diary]: I tried my best but couldn’t add a single space to the book. Flop is just too hard. Mi13

Chapter 5: What is Mi’s first causal weapon?

"Hurry up! Those two are about to fight again!"

Regarding the bet between Kiana and Mo Wang, a group of idle Valkyries quickly formed a large group and ran towards the training ground.

Many people even held various large and small bags of snacks, as well as tables, chairs, benches and other things in their hands.

As a Valkyrie, apart from attending classes and training, she can only stay in school all the time.

Although there are no restrictions on playing games or surfing the Internet in this place, it is obvious that these are too boring for these teenagers who are in adolescence and also work as part-time soldiers.

What could be more fun than a thrilling fight?

"Hey, peanut and sunflower seed soda! Anyone want some?"

"Scared to place a bet! Today the academy president's niece is competing against the new Hyperion captain! Guess who will win!"