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"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

Mo Wang rubbed his eyes, and there was still an indescribable fatigue on his face.

"Isn't it still night? Mashu, why are you waking me up so early?"

Mo Wang looked at the sky at this moment and said to Mashu with great dissatisfaction.

"Senior Mo Wang, are you sure it's night time now?" Mashu looked at Mo Wang with a helpless smile. How come it's already now, but this guy still hasn't figured out the situation?

"Oh? Let me see." Mo Wang turned his head and glanced at the city next to him that was on fire. Then he looked at Mashu, "So, Mashu. When did we come to Los Angeles?"

"What the hell is Los Angeles?" Mashu looked at Mo Wang blankly. How on earth did this burning city have to do with Los Angeles?

"It's not Los Angeles?" Mo Wang glanced around again, "Could this be Canada?"

"Senior, why are you becoming less and less understandable?"

Mashu really couldn't hold it in any longer at this moment.

"This is the neon city of Fuyuki, Senior, you haven't forgotten everything, have you?"

"Oh! So this is Fuyuki! I was wondering why he looked so familiar."

Mo Wang slapped his head and finally remembered what was going on.

It turned out that this morning, Chaldea was finally ready to begin observing the first singularity.

To this end, all participants joined in.

But Mo Wang was so obsessed with the study materials given to him by Caesar last night that he was not only late for the mission this morning, but he even fell asleep in the middle of the mission.

As a result, when I woke up, I found myself in this rather strange-looking Fuyuki City.

"So the main storyline has begun? I thought it would take a while."

As Mo Wang finally woke up, his IQ returned to the top and he once again took the upper hand.

Mo Wang took a closer look at the surrounding buildings.

Well, it’s still that familiar taste.

It's so familiar.

The prosperous city lay like a ruined apocalypse. Everywhere were collapsed skyscrapers, broken cars, and even the concrete pavement had crumbled. Not far away, a long street sign collapsed in the middle of the street.

Other than that, there were only a few skeleton soldiers holding rusty iron swords, approaching from a distance with the sound of bones clashing. It didn't look like they were here to hold a welcome party for these outsiders.

Such a scene reminded Mo Wang of the days when he was farming breakthrough materials for his servants and farming Dragon Fang Soldiers for more than a week.

"Huh~ Senior, you are finally fully awake." Mashu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she saw Mo Wang finally awake.

When she first arrived in this city, Mashu was actually panicked.

After all, although Mashu possesses the power of a Servant, she cannot exert much power without a Master.

Fortunately, not long after Mashu arrived here, she saw Mo Wang lying on the ground and sleeping.

Although Mo Wang's performance among the many trainee masters in Chaldea was not the best, it was even at the bottom.

Moreover, everyone in Chaldea knew how unreliable Mo Wang was.

But now Mashu has no better choice.

Now Mashu only hopes that Mowang can play his role as a Master well and allow everyone to return to Chaldea safely...

But Mashu's expectation was destined to be impossible.

"Hey, speaking of which, Mashu, where did you find that outfit? I didn't expect you'd be into cosplay."

At this moment, Mo Wang looked at Mashu in front of him. The girl who appeared in the posture of possession and fusion was holding a cross-shaped shield that was much larger than herself. Her body was also wrapped in armor constructed by magic power... except for her round thighs and shoulders.

This extremely exaggerated outfit made Mo Wang want to criticize it harshly.

"Mashu, even though your clothes look nice, I still have to say that they're totally inappropriate for a place like this. Look at your waist and thighs, wow!"

"Senior, this is my servant costume! It's not a COS costume!" Mashu said angrily to Mo Wang.

"Oh, don't be angry, it's just a joke." Facing the angry Mashu, Mo Wang waved his hand.

Just as Mashu was about to say something, the unpleasant sound of bones rubbing against each other rang in their ears.

At this moment, two skeleton soldiers holding weapons, with red light in their eyes, ran towards them.

"Senior! It's bad! There are enemies, please step back!"

At this time, after seeing the Dragon Tooth Soldier, Mashu immediately pushed Mo Wang behind her and looked at the enemy in front of her with a serious expression.

To be honest, the junior was also quite nervous when she saw the enemy.

Even though he had done a lot of training in Chaldea, he still felt a little awkward when facing such an enemy.

At this moment, the two Dragon Fang soldiers raised their weapons and slashed at Mashu.

Mashu quickly raised the large shield in her hand to block the attacks.

After a fierce fight, Mashu finally took advantage of the gap left by several Dragon Fang Soldiers and smashed them into pieces with her huge shield.

I can only say that this is how it is at low levels. It took so long to kill just two Dragon Tooth Soldiers.

This has already made Mo Wang, who is behind, sleepy.

"Whoo~"

Before Mashu could breathe a sigh of relief, more Dragon Fang soldiers began to surround the two of them, seemingly because of Mashu's previous movements.

"Senior! It's bad! There are too many enemies!"

At this time, Mashu protected Mo Wang behind him, and his expression had become more solemn than ever.

"Senior, please protect yourself later. I may not be able to deal with so many enemies."

Mashu said to Mo Wang seriously at this time.

However, what Mashu didn't expect was that Mo Wang had no intention of listening to her at this time.

"Mashu, don't panic! They're just a bunch of random soldiers. I'll take care of them!"

"senior?!"

In Mashu's terrified eyes, Mo Wang rushed directly into the ranks of the Dragon Tooth Soldiers with a big sword that appeared from nowhere.

Brush Lala!

Mashu: (°ー°〃)

At this time, Mashu stared at Mo Wang in a daze, and was killing the skeleton soldiers around him like Wushuang mowing the grass.

He glanced at the shield in his hand again.

No? Who is the Master and who is the Servant?

PY: "Star Ocean Game Doctor is Kamen Rider"

Introduction: If I ask you to make a game, would you make "Sledgehammer", "Midnight Harem at Freddy's" or "Witch's House" to torture players?

If you are asked to treat a patient, do you use talk therapy to strengthen the patient's mentality?

Let you defeat the disease, you use the knight belt to physically repel the disease?

How can you achieve your smile by using other people's pain?

Just do it, who can do better than you!

Following you, my life will be like this. - Kurosawa Yasuku

Chapter 37: It is customary for a Master to be better at fighting than a Servant

Only about five minutes had passed.

The result was that the Dragon Tooth Soldiers surrounding the two of them were completely defeated by Mo Wang.

Judging from the size of the bone fragments, even Wangcai from next door wouldn't even look at them.

Mashu looked at the shield in her hand, then looked at Mo Wang who was yawning out of boredom, and was completely dumbfounded.

"What a lack of creativity! Why are they making dragon tooth soldiers? Wouldn't it be better to just make a bunch of skeleton girls or zombie girls? It's going to be really troublesome for me to dismantle them."

Mo Wang, who had already defeated the enemy, took out a lollipop from somewhere and started chewing it, while also making sharp comments on the side.

In his opinion, this pile of bone scraps was simply the product of C's mother not understanding the hearts of otakus. It was a pure waste of magic power and emotions.

The Dragon Fang Soldier is supposedly a combination of "Dragon Fang + Magic," but its actual combat performance is like a Greek mythological Yiwu small commodity—Shirou can even wield a steel pipe to unleash unparalleled power, while Rin's jewel magic can double as a weed killer. Its defense is roughly equivalent to Taobao's popular Halloween skull item, and it can even tear apart an unawakened Emiya Giant Warrior. Reviews suggest a name change to "Dragon Fang Potted Plant."

The IQ of the Dragon Tooth Soldiers is comparable to that of artificial retardation, and they are even worse than sweeping robots.

The tactical intelligence remains at a primitive "Ura Charge" stage, perfectly replicating the extras of ancient Greek special effects films. They'll fall in a line when encountering a tripwire, and collectively freeze at obstacles. Their intelligence is so high that even the zombies in "Left 4 Dead" would be impressed. I recommend installing Amap when you next upgrade your system.

Even the only commendable aspect of the human wave tactic is utterly rubbish. While seemingly capable of infinite growth, it actually adheres to the same bad movie principle: "If quality isn't enough, quantity will make up for it; if quantity isn't enough, the screenwriter will save it." Jin Shanshan's Wang Cai is like a Gatling gun sweeping away wheat, while Hong A's Unlimited Blade Works is like a 3D printer crushing a workshop. The worst performance was being single-handedly erased by a teacher with a blackboard eraser. I suggest applying for the Guinness World Record for "Worst Summoned Creature."

Ultimately, the Dragon Fang Soldiers are essentially experience packs given by C-Moon to the protagonists, serving as training stakes in fighting games or slimes in the RPG's newbie village. They've proven with their blood and tears that on the Type-Moon set, without social security, social insurance, and housing fund, even being a background presence is a slap on the wrist. I suggest a collective uprising to join the Overlord Great Tomb, where at least the skeletons can still enjoy a paid slacking-off session!

From Mo Wang's point of view, since Mom C is so obsessed with Saber, she should have just given the Dragon Tooth Soldier a Saber skin, learned from the legendary endurance king Bei Laohei, and given a full set of Saber skins. Maybe one day she would have been able to create a legendary hero from mushrooms.

"Senior Mowang, speaking of which, I should be the Servant, and you should be the Master, right?"

Mashu finally couldn't hold on any longer, so she walked up to Mo Wang and asked him.

"Huh? Could it be that I'm actually the Servant? Mashu, you're the Master? That's not right?"

Mo Wang looked at his body and then at the holy marks on his hands. There shouldn’t be anything wrong, right?

"Senior!" Mashu looked at Mo Wang angrily, and even her eyes began to turn red.

"Okay, okay, you're the Servant and I'm the Master, okay? Is there any problem with that?"

"This is a big problem!" Mashu said to Mo Wang angrily, "How can a Master just jump over a Servant and go into battle?"

"That's where you're wrong, Mashu." Mo Wang heard what Mashu said and said seriously, "What makes you think a Master can't beat a Servant? I tell you, as a Master, you have to be stronger than a Servant. That's what a Master is, okay?"

"A Master who can't defeat a Servant with his bare hands is only third-rate. A true first-rate Master can kill even a Grand Heroic Spirit!"

"It doesn't make any sense! How can there be a Master stronger than a Servant?" Mashu didn't believe a single word Mo Wang said.

This senior is too unreliable!

"Don't worry, Mashu. Calm down. Would you like some strawberry cake?" Mo Wang took out a piece of strawberry cake from somewhere and handed it to Mashu.

"Where did you get this strawberry cake from? And why does it look so familiar?" Mashu looked at the strawberry cake in Mo Wang's hand in confusion. She felt like she had seen it in the refrigerator in the infirmary...

"Ah, we finally got through! Hello, this is the Chaldea Control Room, can you hear me?!

At this moment, a blue light curtain appeared in front of Mo Wang and Mashu.

Then the two of them saw Dr. Roman's relieved look on his face.

"Huh? Mashu and Mowang? Why are there only two of you here?"

"Also, why is Mashu wearing such strange clothes? Could it be that, Mo Wang, you have finally revealed your true nature and started to attack Mashu?" At this time, after seeing Mashu dressed in armor, Dr. Roman looked at Mo Wang with a look of scum.

"Hey! Doctor, be careful or I'll sue you for defamation. Do you believe me?"

"If you weren't acting like an animal, why would Mashu be wearing such strange clothes?"

"What the hell! It's not my fault that Mashu is wearing this filthy outfit! You don't even bother to look at it, do you?"

"Okay! Are you trying to say that Mashu dressed like this herself? I don't recall raising Mashu like this!"

Mashu, who was standing aside and listening to the two people arguing, was now blushing profusely.

For some reason, her right hand seemed to be calling on her to kill these two people.

The fist is already hard!

"Ahem! Doctor, I'm telling you, the reason Mashu is like this now is because she accepted the spiritual power of a Chaldean Heroic Spirit and became some kind of Sub-Servant. It's none of my business at all."

As if sensing the terrifying aura coming from Mashu beside him, Mo Wang quickly spoke to the doctor.

"Sub-Servant?" Roman looked at Mashu in surprise. "Ah, this is true! It's incredible! The fusion of Heroic Spirits and humans... Sub-Servants, this is Chaldea's sixth experiment."

Roman seemed to have thought of something at this moment, and with a complicated expression, he asked Mashu, "By the way, Mashu, is that Servant still conscious?"

"No, he disappeared after entrusting his fighting ability to me." Mashu replied a little embarrassedly.

"So, doctor, what should we do now? Stay here and wait for backup?"

Although he knew what had happened, Mo Wang was still pretending to be stupid and asked Roman.

"Well... Chaldea probably won't be able to provide support in the current situation. If you want to establish a stable connection, you'll have to head to the spirit vein."