My chat group is so weird

"Woo~ What the hell are you laughing at, you guy?!"

At this moment, Theresa, who had just been feeling lost, suddenly looked up and became even more dissatisfied when she saw Mo Wang with a smile on his face.

"Well, of course I'm laughing. I don't have a job this month."

"Huh? Why?"

When Theresa heard that Mo Wang, this bastard, didn't have a job during the summer vacation, she immediately got angry.

"Of course, because I'm still a student."

Mo Wang spread his hands and the smile on his face became even more proud.

"Even if I'm the captain of Hyperion, I'm only the temporary captain, right?"

"Theoretically, I'm on vacation now."

Mo Wang's words immediately made the three women present angry.

Fu Hua: I'm a student too, so why do I have so much to deal with? That guy Otto is giving me trouble, the dean is giving me trouble, and Ji Zi is giving me trouble too. Why are you the only one who has it so easy?!

Jizi: Yeah, temporary captain, right? In the end, all the final work is piled on me, right? Just wait! This week I'm going to fire this damn captain and make you the official captain!

Theresa: I'm so angry! I can't even hit this guy anymore! Not only does he have nothing to do during the summer vacation, but he's also been flirting with Kiana all day. Damn it! I just want to lie in my dorm all day playing games, reading comics, and have a handsome guy cook for me every day! (So who are you envious of?)

Facing the three people who had fallen silent, Mo Wang suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not good.

The self-destructive system that had been trained for a long time finally started up again after being shut down for two months.

"Ahem, so, what exactly did you call me here for? You can't be asking me to process documents, right?"

Mo Wang forcibly changed the subject at this time and said to the three women present.

"Not really."

At this time, Ji Zi shook her head, then picked up a document from the table and handed it to Mo Wang.

"What is this? An order from Heaven? The Nine Netherworld Exploration Plan?"

Mo Wang muttered the name of the document, and then saw the date of the document.

"No way! These are documents from last year. Where on earth did you find them?"

Mo Wang couldn't help but complain.

No, he has already defeated Cocolia, and you told him that the Chiyou copy is not open yet?

What the hell are these Valkyries doing? This isn't the only way to delay the dungeon, is it?

Listening to Mo Wang's complaints, Theresa subconsciously turned her eyes away.

In fact, it’s not just last year’s documents. If you look carefully in Theresa’s mysterious pile of documents, you can even find documents from three years ago.

All I can say is, this is the case.

Some unimportant documents just pile up and get forgotten about.

It was not until the people above me asked about the progress that I finally remembered this matter.

However, Theresa did not expect that this first-level order would be piled up by her for a whole year.

"So? Why are you desperately trying to find this document now?"

Mo Wang, who remembered the Chiyou copy quite clearly, looked at the Valkyries present with some confusion.

Logically speaking, now that Cocolia is finished, why would these people still have to look for that place?

After all, there's nothing worth caring about in that damn place except a ghost, right?

If this goes wrong, we might have to create a Judgment-level Honkai Beast.

"Well, Mo Wang, have you ever heard of Chinese mythology?"

At this time, Ji Zi asked Mo Wang.

"What question are you asking, Aunt Jizi?"

Mo Wang looked at Ji Zi with regret, and pointed at himself and said, "I am an old Chinese. What myth have I not heard of?"

"Ah That's good."

At this time, Ji Zi nodded and continued, "Well, I believe you have also heard the story about Ji Lin, the legendary hero of this country."

"Legend has it that the hero, wielding the mysterious weapon known as the Xuanyuan Sword, sealed the terrifying demon beast Chi You in a place known as the Nine Netherworlds."

"Ah, I know the legend."

Mo Wang's expression remained calm at this time, and he said that he had not only heard of it, but even knew a more complete version.

At the same time, his gaze turned to Fu Hua who was standing beside him.

I found that this guy actually had no expression at all.

"Well, because recently, historians of Tianming discovered that the Xuanyuan Sword in Ji Lin's hand is very likely the legendary Key of God."

"In order to prevent this sword from being obtained by those who oppose entropy, the Bishop ordered us to investigate this place."

"And he said that this mission is extremely urgent."

Ji Zi looked at Mo Wang with a serious face and said.

At this time, after hearing this, Mo Wang finally couldn't hold it anymore.

These few sentences seem to be full of complaints!

Chapter 239: Poor Mo Wang, he is about to be forced to stop.

Mo Wang didn't know how to complain about what Ji Zi and his gang said.

The situation was urgent, so you only remembered this mission after taking a whole year off, right?

By the way, is it really necessary to go to a place like Jiuyou for something like the Xuanyuan Sword?

When talking about the plot of Chiyou, we have to mention again how sloppily Mihoyo wrote the early plot.

Mo Wang still vaguely remembers how awesome this chapter was when he wrote it.

What? Chi You, the ancient Judgment-level Honkai Beast? Even Shangxian and Ji Lin were nearly defeated? Ji Lin and Cang Xuan even sacrificed their lives to seal him?

What? The legendary Xuanyuan Sword is actually the Key of God? Was the Immortal once a Jingwei?

When I was playing the game and got the Xuanyuan Sword, Mo Wang was so excited looking at that weapon that looked very powerful at first glance.

Then... then as the plot developed, various flaws made Mo Wang feel extremely eager to complain.

Beibeilong, who is at the same level as Chiyou, has been persecuted from the time he appeared to the time he left.

Beaten by the half-crippled Fu Hua, beaten by Ji Zi who unlocked S with steel, beaten by Dai E who didn't have any cheats...

Compared to Chi You, who spoke every city at a time... Whether Bei Bei Long was simply a disgrace to the Judgment Class, or Chi You was simply too strong, we won't discuss this for now. (So, we still don't know how the immortal, who hadn't lost his memory at the time, lost to Chi You.)

Just this damn Xuanyuan Sword, and you told him! This thing is actually mass-produced and it's okay.

Xuanyuan Sword! One of the most famous artifacts in Chinese mythology! The exclusive weapon of Xuanyuan Patriarch!

Why don't you call this thing the Divine Key? Instead, you say it's the Divine Key of the Thousand Herrschers?

Are there really a thousand of these things?

As far as Mo Wang knew, other individuals of this Sword of Domination included the Immortal's exclusive weapon, the Taixu Grip, and the Taixu Sword, etc.

And according to the setting, the untransformed Sword of Domination seems to be called the Xuanyuan Sword.

Mo Wang seriously suspected that if he went to Fu Hua's house or Tianming headquarters now, he might be able to find dozens of Xuanyuan Swords.

The only thing to say about Ji Lin's Xuanyuan Sword is that it contains the power of six Herrschers.

But look, this sword can't even defeat Chi You, and Hei Ji Lin is just like that in the game plot. Mo Wang estimates that the power of this sword is just average.

So, what on earth was wrong with Otto that he would go looking for something that he thought was completely useless?

Although Mo Wang was very confused, it was obvious that Otto would not come over to explain to him right now.

"Also, I have one more thing I want to complain about. Why do we have to hold the meeting in this room? Aren't you hot?"

"Although the air conditioner here is broken, the other offices should be fine, right? Otherwise, the classrooms also have air conditioners."

Following Mo Wang's complaints, the expressions of the three people were stunned.

"So, there is such a method?"

At this moment, Theresa clapped her hands suddenly, as if she had just remembered this matter.

It turns out that staying up late for a long time and hot weather can indeed easily cause brain congestion.

……

"Huha~ I'm alive."

As the air conditioner in the classroom started running at full power, the hot air finally dissipated from everyone.

"Alright everyone, now that it's cooled down, let's get back to the meeting we were having."

Theresa, who had returned to her normal self at this time, spoke seriously to Ji Zi and Fu Hua in front of her.

"Wait a moment, Dean."

However, just as Theresa was about to start the meeting, Mo Wang spoke again.

"Why, what's the matter with you, kid? Where do you get so many questions from?"

When Theresa saw that Mo Wang interrupted her again, she immediately pouted at him.

"No, Dean, a meeting is a meeting, but what do you mean by sitting on me? Is this some new kind of workplace 80s?"

At this time, Theresa was not sitting on the original chair, but was sitting on Mo Wang's body, as if she had used him as a human cushion.

"What? This dean is sitting on you. Do you have any objection?"

At this time, Theresa stared at Mo Wang, as if this guy would bite him if he showed the slightest dissatisfaction.

Mo Wang really couldn't understand. He was clearly a Theresa, so how could he understand Index's feelings?

"No, no, how could I possibly be dissatisfied with the lovely dean?"

"But shouldn't you be mindful of the impact or something?"

At this time, Mo Wang looked at Fu Hua and Ji Zi who had strange expressions on their faces. When they saw Mo Wang looking at them, they immediately turned their heads away and pretended not to see him.

Under normal circumstances, Mo Wang would have wished Theresa would sit on him like this.

But it’s meeting time now!

Especially when Theresa's elastic little butt kept pressing on little Mo Wang, Mo Wang felt that this was simply torture.

"You're the coolest guy."

Theresa's face was actually blushing at this time.

It was just because of the angle that Mo Wang couldn't see her face at all.

"Come to think of it, why do you still smell like oranges?"

At this time, Theresa sniffed her nose and smelled a pleasant orange scent coming from Mo Wang.

"Oh, I did bring two green tangerines..."

When Mo Wang heard this, he silently took out two green oranges from his trouser pocket.

"What are green tangerines? Are they delicious?"

Looking at the two green tangerines that Mo Wang took out, Theresa showed a curious expression on her face.

"Well, if you're curious, you can try it."

Facing Theresa's doubts, Mo Wang smiled awkwardly.

Then, under the strange look of Fu Hua, Theresa put a slice of green tangerine into her mouth.

"So sour! What the hell is this thing!"

Theresa, who had just taken a bite, almost spit out what was in her mouth.

Theresa barely managed to hold back the sour taste in her mouth and swallowed it. (Doro emoticon should be included here)

"Mo Wang! Why do you have something like this in your pocket?"