My chat group is so weird

He spoke slowly, and the light of wisdom seemed to shroud him.

"Sure enough, a number like ten times a day only exists in the world of comics and adult entertainment."

Indeed, what Mo Wang finally said didn't contain any surprising wisdom. That was all.

Looking at the sky outside the window, Mo Wang no longer remembered what day it was.

Ever since he and Kiana started their vacation, time seemed to have no meaning to them anymore.

Looking at the messy bedroom that looked like a doghouse, Mo Wang couldn't help but shook his head.

"Damn it! Has a month already passed since I started living like this? How on earth did I survive?"

Mo Wang picked up a diary from his desk at this time.

Looking at the content above, I couldn't help but feel dazed.

Tuesday, July 3, XX.

Today, summer vacation finally started. Kiana seemed to be too busy with tasks recently and finally couldn't suppress the desire in her heart.

That day, the two of us were very indulged and fought from noon to late at night.

Although this took a lot of my energy.

But I won in the end.

Wednesday, July 4, XX.

Kiana, who lost yesterday, seemed very unconvinced and decided to avenge her previous defeat.

This guy, Baimaotuanzi, seems to be quite confident in his physical strength. It seems that he lacks education.

She actually dared to say that she would definitely pin me to the ground today.

Haha, it seems that she has no idea how terrifying the ultimate body I inherited from Caesar is.

Today, we started fighting in the morning and continued fighting until the evening.

In the end, I won.

Wednesday, July 11, XX.

After a week of intense fighting, I finally managed to make this white-haired ball admit defeat.

Looking at her dazed look, I felt very satisfied.

However, I recently discovered that there seems to be a terrible cognitive error in the two of us' concept of time.

If it weren't for the Internet, we would seem to have completely forgotten what day it is today.

By the way, is today really the 11th?

Thursday, July 12, XX.

After successfully defeating the white-haired dumpling, I finally started to live a normal summer vacation life with her.

As soon as we got up, we started playing games.

Stupid white fur ball actually wants to beat me in the game.

Ridiculous, I must not forget that even if the gaming god comes, I can beat him and make him call me daddy!

The mere white-haired ball was naturally defeated by my superb skills.

It's so cute to see her crying expression after being defeated.

Especially this guy is only wearing my pajamas, without even any underwear, he is so cute.

But what happened next?

When I came to my senses, it was already late at night.

Friday, July 13, XX.

Kiana is so cute when she starts learning to cook!

It's late at night again.

Saturday, July 14, XX.

Kiana is so cute dressed as a cat today.

When I came to my senses, it was late at night again.

Sunday, July 15, XX.

Kiana was inexplicably arrogant today, and her eyes even turned golden.

But it's still very cute.

When I came to my senses, it was already the next day.

Monday, July 16, XX.

Mo Wang, oh Mo Wang, how can you be so decadent! You are the man who wants to save this world!

Tomorrow, all plans must be taken care of!

Kiana is so cute!

Sunday, July 29, XX.

Lately, I've been feeling a little weak for no apparent reason.

Even when I was playing games, I was a little distracted, which led to me losing to Kiana several times.

Some necessary work also often goes wrong.

But seeing that Kiana was still full of energy, I had some doubts.

Starting today, I tried eating some wolfberries and mulberries, hoping that it would help my body.

By the way, I also prepared some Liuwei Dihuang Pills and ginseng.

After eating it, the effect is really strong.

This time, we fought until noon the next day...

……

Looking at the diary filled with battle content, Mo Wang began to look dazed.

Why does it feel like summer vacation has just begun, but a month has already passed?

In the end, did I jump through time and space, or was it simply that I had become completely insensitive to the concept of time?

Thinking of this, Mo Wang skillfully picked up his thermos cup and filled it with various medicinal herbs such as wolfberry, mulberry, ginseng, etc. He put them directly into his mouth to chew dry, and then took a big gulp of boiling water.

Accompanied by the sound of chewing, it seemed that under the effect of the medicinal herbs, Mo Wang's wisdom had returned a little.

This time, he realized something again.

"So, this is my limit as a human being?"

At this time, Mo Wang conducted deep reflection.

Why are those casual characters able to sustain such high-intensity combat for years, while Mo Wang himself is completely unable to reach this level? (Thanks for the invitation. Aside from that pervert Caesar and a few others, fighting like this more than ten times a day would probably be over within a week.)

And the reason for all this is indeed because I have always maintained human thinking.

At this time, Mo Wang slammed his thermos cup on the table, as if he had made a big decision.

“Ding ding, ding ding!~”

Just then, the sound of a call came from Mo Wang's cell phone.

"What the hell? An emergency meeting notice? All Saint Freya's top leaders must attend?"

"No, why did it get sent to my phone? I'm just a nobody!"

"Besides, isn't this summer vacation? I'm still on vacation!"

Looking at this impromptu meeting notice, Mo Wang's face suddenly showed an expression of disgust.

Is there anything more annoying than being notified by your boss to attend a meeting at short notice when you are on vacation?

Answer: When you were on vacation and spending time with your girlfriend, your boss notified you that you had to go to a meeting.

Mo Wangben thought, just pretend I didn’t see the message and lie back on the bed.

But when I thought about it, if I didn't go to this meeting, and Theresa ran into my room and saw Kiana lying on my bed, I was afraid I would be killed, right?

Ahem, I have to mention it here.

Although Mo Wang and Kiana are already in a relationship, a certain cat is too thin-skinned.

In addition, Mo Wang himself had a little selfish motive, so the relationship between the two was not actually made public in front of everyone.

Although, several people in the school who were very close to Mo Wang and Kiana had already noticed something fishy.

But perhaps because everyone had some selfish motives, no one said it clearly.

"There's no other way. I have to go out."

Mo Wang glanced at Kiana who was still lying on the bed and quietly walked to the bedside.

Looking at Kiana who was sleeping with a silly expression on her face, Mo Wang couldn't help but kiss her on the face.

"Hey, I made a profit!"

"It seems that this guy is still sleeping soundly. He slipped away."

Mo Wang put on his clothes in the blink of an eye and left the room in the blink of an eye.

"Humph……"

The moment the door closed, the cheeks of the girl, who should have been sleeping soundly, began to turn red visibly.

Then, the girl suddenly opened her eyes.

"Damn it! Pervert! Bastard! Are these two crazy?!"

At this time, 'Kiana' was frantically wiping the saliva off her face, and then she kept cursing Mo Wang and herself who had left.

The pupils of the Kiana in front of him were not the usual sky blue, but a dazzling golden color.

Obviously, the one who woke up this time was not Kiana, but her Herrscher personality, Herrscher.

Lu Hua Na stood up, the silk sheets slipping off her smooth shoulders. She looked around, seeing the messy clothes and the tilted game console on the floor, and she couldn't help but cover her face.

"Do these two people understand what moderation is?"

"Kiana, are you crazy? Keep competing with a monster like that? Are you really not going to die?"

At this time, Lu Huana kept complaining about the other personality of her body, especially when she felt the pain in her flesh and lower body. If possible, she really wanted to strangle Mo Wang and Kiana to death.

Since when, the personality of Luhana has been gaining more and more control over Kiana's body.

Although she cannot fully control this body, whenever Kiana completely loses consciousness, Luhuana can still take control of this body.

Although, she didn't want such control at all.

"Hiss~ Does that madman Mo Wang even know what gentleness is? He's so cruel..."

"Damn it, how did that Kiana girl endure it?"

Faced with the physical pain, Luhuana had no choice but to grit her teeth and silently use the Honkai energy in her body to heal Kiana.

That’s right, the reason why Kiana is so energetic every day is largely due to the efforts of Miss Luhuana.

Otherwise, with the madness of these two people, Qi Maomao would have been unable to get out of bed long ago.

"Is this guy really that comfortable? Does he have to be this satisfied every day?"

At this time, Luhuana looked at the marks on her body and couldn't help but recall a time before when the two of them were too crazy and caused Kiana to completely lose consciousness early.

At that time, Lu Huana couldn't bear it any longer and logged in early, intending to stop Mo Wang, the jerk.

Unexpectedly, when the other party saw her like this, instead of retreating, he became even more excited.

That day was the first time that Lu Huana realized how terrifying the madness of these two people was.

Lu Huana almost thought she was going to die.

When she thought of what happened that time, Lu Huana couldn't help but feel weak all over.

"No, if I continue like this, I will die sooner or later!"