My chat group is so weird

However, the moment his legs stepped into the grove, the young man was confused again.

A bucket filled with suspicious liquid fell from above his head and soaked him all over.

"What the hell is this?! Damn it, I can't see!"

No matter how the young man struggled, he could not get the liquid off his body.

At this moment, he suddenly understood what this thing was.

"Is this the end of it?! Why is there still glue?! And they're using 502!!!"

The young man was almost going crazy!

At this time, he just rushed forward regardless of anything.

But the next moment, his face stiffened again.

"Why, I can't move my legs anymore?"

The young man tried to struggle, but he found that his thigh seemed to be deeply sunk.

"Concrete?! What kind of operation is this?"

At this time, the young man had no idea what kind of twisted thinking the person who set up these traps had to have to come up with these things that were not very harmful but extremely insulting.

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Wait, why does this plot feel familiar?

Wait a minute, is there some strange trap coming to me?

For some reason, the young man suddenly felt that he seemed to have guessed what was going to happen next.

"call out!"

At this moment, a wooden stake almost as thick as a pillar suddenly hit him from the side.

"I knew it!"

The young man felt a huge impact coming from the front, and immediately... fainted.

Then the young man's body was knocked directly into the small river next to him and sank to the bottom.

....................................

"What the hell is going on today? Where's my fish?!"

After three hours of fishing and still not seeing any trace of the fry, Mo Wang finally fell into a state of helplessness and rage.

"That's impossible! Why are there no fish? Could it be that my bait wasn't good enough?"

Mo Wang was lost in thought at this moment, but the dozen or so packaging bags next to him indicated that the feed he used for making nests was probably heavier than the fish here.

"It's impossible that I'm going to be air force today, right?"

Mo Wang became angry instantly when he thought of this possibility!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! As a top angler among the top 100 QQ friends of Happy Fishing Master, a senior fishing master recognized by Jeremy Wade, and a senior member of the Teyvat Fishing Association, how could I go empty-handed?!"

"Pump the water! We must pump the water!"

Along the way, Mo Wang immediately decided to find someone to pump out all the water in the river.

But at this moment, Mo Wang's fishing rod suddenly moved.

"Oh shit! A fish is finally here?!" Mo Wang felt the touch of the fishing rod and his eyes instantly became serious.

At this moment, he seemed to be possessed by the fishing masters of all ages, and felt that all his fishing techniques had been maxed out in an instant.

"Look at me, the Eighteen Fishing Techniques of the Dragon!!!"

As Mo Wang suddenly pulled the rod, his eyes, which were full of hope at this moment, finally became completely dead.

"What the hell?!"

When Mo Wang saw the thing being fished out of the water, his eyes suddenly became filled with fear.

The blue hair and pale face showed that he...had actually fished up a corpse.

Although he had heard of strange rumors that fishermen could catch anything except fish.

There are also videos of anglers fishing and finding dead bodies.

But it was the first time for Mo Wang to do this, and he was so scared that he almost threw away the fishing rod in his hand.

"Oh my goodness! This is just a joke! How did you actually let me hook someone?! This is outrageous!"

But just when Mo Wang didn't know whether he should notify Theresa or call the police first, he saw that the "corpse" that was caught actually sprayed a small fish out of its mouth.

"Ah? It's still alive?"

PS: Looking at the number of votes today, it's a world of difference from yesterday. (This is really mind-boggling.jpg)

Chapter 27: Can the fisherman’s air force be called an air force?

"Hey! Big brother! Are you okay?"

"Brother, are you okay? Just say something!"

"Even if you want to die, don't die around here! If your family comes looking for us, we won't be able to explain ourselves!"

"Let me make it clear first, Saint Freya no longer has the money to pay for her funeral. Our academy elders are very stingy. You better think about yourself!"

"Hold on, brother!"

As Mo Wang kept muttering, the blue-haired young man finally managed to stand up from the ground.

"Where am I?"

The blue-haired young man seemed to have been hit on the head and had not yet fully woken up. He looked at Mo Wang in front of him with confusion.

"Hey buddy, look at what time this is?"

Seeing this, Mo Wang first waved two fingers in front of the other person.

"It's 2." The young man answered decisively.

"What about this?" Mo Wang retracted one finger, leaving only the middle finger exposed.

"1?"

This time the young man was a little unsure.

"It seems your mind is still clear and not broken." Mo Wang retracted his finger and stared at the man in front of him in surprise. "Hey, buddy, where did you come from? This is not how you dive, right? You don't even bring any equipment. What on earth are you doing here?"

Faced with Mo Wang's question, the blue-haired young man's mind was a little confused.

"Wait a minute, let me think about it for a moment." After the blue-haired young man recalled it carefully, an angry look immediately appeared on his face.

"I fucking remember now! I just walked onto the beach and saw someone dug a huge hole there! It was even filled with Aoli Gei!"

"As soon as I stood up, I stepped on a mousetrap. Before I could even catch my breath, I fell back down."

"I finally made it to the grove, but there was cement, glue, and a tree that knocked me right into the river."

The young man's words were full of tears and sadness, which made those who heard him sad and those who listened to him cry.

Of course, except for Mo Wang who was next to him.

"That's really... miserable. No wonder you stink so much."

Mo Wang's expression at this moment was extremely embarrassed.

Honestly speaking, he had anticipated that these traps would at most cause a little trouble to the Valkyries in the school.

After all, as an elite combat unit, the Valkyries are basically good at all kinds of special forces operations.

With all these things he had, even Kiana, the worst student in the school, would probably only fall into two or three traps.

Unlike this guy, he is fine as long as he eats his fill.

Especially because of the cesspool and the glue, the smell on this guy now is so miserable.

The kind that can't be washed clean even if it falls into the river.

But, this can't be blamed on him! How could he know such a place, and how could such a person come here?

So even though he felt very sympathetic towards this guy, Mo Wang said very naturally that it was not his fault.

This must have been done by Mihoyo!

Years and years ...

"Wait until I find the person who set these traps! I'm going to make him experience all of them himself!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Looking at the young man gritting his teeth, Mo Wang's eyes became a little vague.

"But never mind, brother, you are a good person. Otherwise, I would have died in this river. Thank you so much." The young man stood up and expressed his gratitude to Mo Wang sincerely.

"Ah? Well, no, there's no need. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda." Mo Wang said with a somewhat stiff expression.

I always feel that if I tell him that he was the one who set these traps, this guy will fight me to the death. Why is that?

"Speaking of which, brother, what are you doing in this remote place?"

The young man looked at Mo Wang in confusion.

"Uh, fishing?"

Mo Wang pointed to the fishing rod next to him and said uncertainly.

"Where is the fish?" The young man blinked and asked Mo Wang again.

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YOUTH: Uh, it can’t be the Air Force, right?

Mo Wang: This guy is a bit impolite.

"Ahem! Don't worry about it. After all, as a fisherman, nine out of ten days I'll be empty-handed. There's no need to worry about these little things."

The young man seemed to sense the awkwardness in the air and quickly made amends.

"You're talking nonsense! Do you think I'm the Air Force?"

"I'm just being naive. The fish is just sleeping. Wait a few hours. I'll definitely catch you a three-meter-long fish!"

Mo Wang said with some anger.

"Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right."

The young man smiled and looked at Mo Wang. He had already seen clearly the ugly behavior of the fisherman.

"How can you slander someone's innocence out of thin air!" Mo Wang's face flushed red. "Can the fisherman's air force be called an air force?"

Mo Wang was saying something inexplicable like, "The Air Force is just laying the bait for a longer time, and we will definitely catch a meter-sized fish tomorrow."

Suddenly, a sense of joy filled the air.

"Besides, at least I caught you, didn't I? That doesn't count as a clean sweep, does it? At most... I caught something other than a fish."

This time, it was the young man's turn to turn black.

It was almost impossible to continue chatting today.

"By the way, buddy, how do I get to St. Freya's College?"

At this time, the young man looked at the sky, and then asked Mo Wang.

"Hmm? Walk about five hundred meters from here and you'll see a small path. Follow that path and you'll be there."

As Mo Wang spoke, he looked at the man and said, "So, you are actually going to Saint Freya? Then why did you take this road? Wouldn't it be better to go directly through the main gate?"

"Ahem, ahem, let's just let this matter go, okay?"

The young man was also very embarrassed at this moment.

Especially after seeing that time was running out, he hurriedly said to Mo Wang, "Okay, I have to go first. If we have the chance to meet again next time, I will definitely make you the boss of the Anti-Entropy Base."

As he spoke, without waiting for Mo Wang to say anything, the man's feet began to float up and he flew towards the direction Mo Wang said at an extremely fast speed.

"Wait! There's a trap over there!"

When Mo Wang saw the other party flying away impatiently, he hurriedly reminded him from behind.