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"here?"

Everyone was stunned and looked at the floor tile under Mo Wang's feet.

"Yes, this is it!"

As Mo Wang spoke, he took out a whirlwind shovel from his backpack and handed it to the big dog, "Come on, dog, you're strong, start digging from here!"

Big Dog took the shovel, bewildered. "Wait, are you sure? This is the church floor! Are we just going to dig it up?"

"Nonsense! How are we going to find Charlemagne's grave if we don't dig?"

Mo Wang glared at him, then took out a few candles from his bag and started fiddling with them around.

"What are you doing?"

Mashu couldn't help but ask.

"People light candles, ghosts blow out the lights, and they survey the land and dig graves to find the stars."

As Mo Wang lit the candles, he muttered in a mysterious voice, "This is the rule, understand? We are doing a proper tomb raiding operation, we can't break the rules of our ancestors!"

"serious?"

Red A couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand. "What kind of good person would come to the church to dig up people's graves?"

"Stop talking nonsense and dig!"

Mo Wang urged, and then added, "Remember, be careful when digging, don't damage the floor tiles, there are cultural relics here."

The big dog sighed helplessly, picked up his shovel and started digging. Seeing that he couldn't escape, Red A had no choice but to follow suit.

"Well, what are we two doing?"

At this time, the lady asked Mo Wang, only to see her and Mashu standing aside, seemingly with nothing to do.

"Oh, just stand there and watch. Protect the black donkey hoof in your hands. If anything happens later, you might need it."

At this time, Mo Wang said to the two of them.

"Use, can it be used?"

Shi Niang and Mashu were both stunned at this moment, as if they had no idea what the things in their hands were used for.

As the excavation deepened, the soil under the tiles was dug out little by little, and then the texture of the soil began to change.

Seeing this, Mo Wang's eyes lit up: "It's true! I knew Charlemagne's tomb must be here!"

"How are you sure?"

The lady asked curiously again.

"intuition!"

Mo Wang said confidently, "As a veteran tomb raider, my intuition is never wrong!"

"intuition……"

Everyone was speechless, feeling that this guy was becoming less and less reliable.

At this moment, Mo Wang suddenly took out a peach wood sword from his bag and handed it to Mashu: "Mashu, take this. If there is anything wrong later, just chop it!"

"Cut... cut what?"

Mashu looked bewildered.

"Zombies! Ghosts! Whatever!"

Mo Wang said seriously, "We're digging a grave here, who knows what we might find!"

"Senior, are we really not here to make a horror movie?"

Mashu couldn't help but complain.

"Stop talking nonsense and get to work!"

Mo Wang waved his hand, then took out a handful of glutinous rice and sprinkled it at the entrance of the passage. "This is to ward off evil spirits, do you understand?"

"Exorcism..."

Red A couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand. "Why do I feel more and more like we're engaging in some kind of evil ritual..."

At this time, everyone had a deeper understanding of Mo Wang's unreliability.

After Red A and Big Dog continued digging for about five or six minutes, as expected, a gorgeous coffin appeared under the soil.

"No, did you really dig it out?"

At this moment, the big dog looked at the coffin in front of him in disbelief.

It was obvious that Mo Wang just recited a few words casually, but he actually dug something out in this place.

Isn’t this simply too outrageous?

Moreover, judging from the style of the coffin, even if it is not that of Charlemagne, it is definitely that of a French king.

Mo Wang still has such a trick?

"Get out of the way, let me take a look!"

At this time, Mo Wang saw that he had really dug out something, and jumped down without hesitation.

Then he saw Mo Wang, who directly opened the coffin.

I saw a male corpse in the coffin.

Although he has been dead for many years and his body has decayed, he still gives people a very majestic feeling.

And in the hand of this man, he was holding a sword that looked extremely unique.

"Giulvaius! Sure enough, this is Charlemagne's tomb! We found it!"

At this moment, as soon as Mo Wang saw the sword, he could conclude that this was Charlemagne's tomb.

After all, according to legend, this sword is Charlemagne's exclusive treasure.

Joyeuse can be said to be one of the most famous swords in history. Legend has it that this is the sword of Charlemagne, the Carolingian king of the Frankish Kingdom in "The Song of Roland". "Joyeuse" means "happy" in French, which comes from the shouts of the Frankish army when they went to war.

Forged by the renowned blacksmith Gallas, it took three years to complete. Its blade is exceptionally broad and smooth, with a tapered blade. The sword was deified, possessing magical powers associated with it. Its blade shone brighter than the sun, blinding enemies in battle. It was said that whoever wielded it would conquer Europe and rule the world.

From this point of view, isn't it more awesome than the sword in the stone that King Alonso pulled out and made him the King of England?

As soon as he saw the sword, Mo Wang couldn't help but want to touch it.

After all, this is one of the three most famous holy swords in European legends. Although its power is said to be only on the same level as Dylan's Noble Phantasm, it is one of the few anti-king Noble Phantasms in FGO.

But what he didn't expect was that when Mo Wang was about to take the sword, he accidentally pulled Charlemagne's hand off.

Looking at the two hands hanging on the sword, the atmosphere around was extremely awkward.

"Well, cough cough cough, I said this was just an accident, do you believe it?"

Seeing this, Mo Wang calmly put Charlemagne's hand back and said as if nothing had happened.

"You know what? I'm extremely grateful for one thing right now."

Seeing this, the big dog couldn't help but say to Red A beside him.

"what?"

At this time, Red A looked at the big dog and said.

"That's right. Fortunately, he summoned me in advance. At least I don't have to worry about him digging my grave."

At this moment, when the big dog thought of Mo Wang running out to dig his grave, he felt like he could not hold it anymore.

Now he felt that coming to Chaldea on his own initiative seemed to be the most correct thing he had ever done.

"hehe."

In response to Cu Chulainn's words, Red A said that he was not worried about this at all.

After all, it is still unclear whether he has a grave. Even if he does, it is in the future, and Mo Wang can't go there at all.

"Ahem! Although the process was a bit unexpected, at least we got Charlemagne's Noble Phantasm. Next, we should..."

Just when Mo Wang was about to bury this place quickly and get away with it, suddenly, a magic circle appeared under Charlemagne's corpse.

"What, what's going on?"

The sudden change stunned everyone present.

Before everyone could figure out what was going on, they saw Charlemagne's body enveloped by a strong light.

Immediately afterwards, a young man who was younger than the corpse just now appeared in front of everyone.

"I am Saber, Charlemagne. May I ask, are you my Master?"

As soon as the young man appeared, he greeted Mo Wang.

At this time, Mo Wang was completely confused.

No, I'm trying to figure out what to do if the owner suddenly jumps out while I'm digging a grave? Can I use a peach wood sword to push him back? Waiting online, this is urgent.

Chapter 167: Aliens are attacking? When?

When Mo Wang and others saw the young man appearing in front of them, everyone's expressions were confused.

No, buddy, let me tell you, I haven't even started summoning yet, and you just popped out on your own. Aren't you a little too hasty?

Or, you saw that your grave was being dug, and you finally couldn't sit there anymore, so you ran out first?

By the way, are all of you top-tier servants so casual? You didn't even bother to follow the process and just jumped out directly from above. Isn't that a bit...

"Um, is there anything wrong? This place seems a little familiar..."

The servant named Charlemagne looked at the surrounding environment at this time, and for some reason he felt as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Also, why does his own Master have his own special weapon?

Faced with Charlemagne's question, Mo Wang, Hong A, and Gou Zi couldn't help but shift their gaze downwards.

"what?"

Charlemagne followed everyone's gaze and looked down as well.

The result was that I saw the familiar coffin at a glance.

(._.)

(°ー°)

Charlemagne: Um, this place might be...

"Yes, this is your grave."

(#°Д°)

When Charlemagne heard this, he felt very uncomfortable.

No, he had just been summoned, only to find himself in his own graveyard.

Even the person who summoned him just dug up his own grave.

This……

What should we do?

"Uh, don't be mad."

"This is just a small emergency measure we have."

"Well, speaking of which, Your Majesty, now that humanity has become like this, we will definitely need some powerful helpers, right?"

"The first thing I thought of was asking you for help."

"But it's a pity, I don't know how to summon you out."

"So this is the only option left."

"But the result is still good, right? For the sake of saving humanity, the Emperor shouldn't mind, right?"

When Mo Wang faced Charlemagne at this time, he simply hooked his neck and started to tease him, and at the same time stuffed the holy sword into Charlemagne's arms.

"This……"

Charlemagne felt particularly complicated as he listened to Mo Wang's nonsense.