My chat group is so weird
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Ah Ha was laughing so hard on the stage, obviously very satisfied with this scene: "Okay, okay, don't get excited, our new envoy is very shy. But since he doesn't want to come up, then I have no choice but to 'invite' him up myself~"
Before he finished speaking, the floor beneath Mo Wang's feet suddenly began to move, slowly pushing him toward the stage like a conveyor belt. Mo Wang tried to struggle, but found that his feet seemed to be glued to the floor and he couldn't move at all.
"Aha! You're playing dirty, aren't you?!"
Mo Wang shouted through gritted teeth.
"It's called an invitation to pleasure, how can it be called playing dirty?"
Ah Ha responded with a smile, "Besides, you are my new envoy, how can you not show your face to everyone?"
Aha said.
Mo Wang was "teleported" to the center of the stage, under the spotlight, becoming the focus of the entire audience. The masked fools in the audience started to cheer, whistling, clapping, and even some took out their phones to start live streaming.
"Okay, Mo Wang, come and say hello to everyone~"
Aha handed the microphone to Mo Wang, his eyes full of cunning.
Mo Wang took a deep breath, knowing that he couldn't escape today.
In that case, he won’t act anymore!
Mo Wang gritted his teeth and then tore off his mask and black clothes, revealing his true face.
When Hua Huo and Vita saw Mo Wang reveal his true face, they also looked dead.
Sure enough, it was him again. With this awful look, there was no one else but the two people he was familiar with.
"Since everyone has come to this point, I won't act anymore."
"That's right, I'm Mo Wang, and I'm also the troublemaker Xiao M from Amakusa. I won't waste any more words. I'm extremely disappointed with you bunch of scum."
"I'm not targeting anyone. I think everyone here is trash!"
As soon as Mo Wang finished speaking, the entire venue fell into a deathly silence. The expressions on the Masked Fools' faces shifted from surprise to anger, and finally to disbelief and distortion. The air seemed to freeze, and everyone's eyes were focused on Mo Wang, as if they wanted to devour him alive.
"Oh, it seems I haven't made myself clear enough?"
Mo Wang sneered, his hands in his pockets, his gaze sweeping across the crowd below. "You guys, all you do all day is pull silly pranks, thinking you're hilarious, but in reality, they're just petty escapades. Real 'joy' isn't something your vulgar tastes can comprehend."
"You...what did you say?!"
A masked fool finally couldn't help himself and pointed at Mo Wang's nose and roared, "Who do you think you are?! How dare you, a mere newcomer, be so arrogant?!"
"Arrogant?"
Mo Wang raised an eyebrow, a sarcastic smile playing on his lips. "I'm just speaking the truth. What else can you guys do besides following Aha and making trouble? Real 'joy' is to shock and delight people from the bottom of their hearts, not like you guys, who keep doing boring pranks all day and think they're so funny."
"you……!"
The masked fool was so angry that his face turned blue, but he couldn't find any words to refute.
"Mo Wang, you're going a bit too far~"
Ah Ha stood aside, still looking at him with a smile, seeming very satisfied with the situation. "You are all my loyal followers, how can you say that to them?"
"Aha, stop pretending to be a good person here."
Mo Wang glanced at Ah Ha coldly, "Didn't you organize this event just to see me make a fool of myself? Are you satisfied now?"
"Oh my, how could you think that?"
Ah Ha spread his hands in a feigned grievance, "I sincerely welcome you to become my envoy. Besides, don't you think this is fun?"
"interesting?"
Mo Wang sneered, "What you find interesting, I don't find interesting at all. If you just want to see me being besieged by this group of people, then I'm sorry, I'm not interested in playing such a boring game with you."
At this moment, Mo Wang was as arrogant as he could be. It could even be said that he didn't even take Aha seriously.
Perhaps others may not be able to understand, but Vita and Hanabi know.
This is Mo Wang’s routine.
Now that he's like this, he might be causing trouble.
Chapter 151 What begins next is the Masked Fool Fighting Contest.
"Mo Wang, you are too arrogant!"
The other Masked Fool finally couldn't help it and pointed at Mo Wang's nose and cursed, "Who do you think you are?! How dare you, a mere newcomer, speak to Lord Aha like that?!"
"Newbie?"
Mo Wang sneered, "What else can you guys do besides using the word 'newcomer' to bully others? Let me tell you, true strength isn't measured by qualifications and titles. If you don't agree, come and give it a try to see who is the real 'trash'."
"you……!"
The Masked Fool was trembling with anger, but he didn't dare to actually move forward and attack. After all, Mo Wang's previous performance had made them realize that this "newcomer" was not so easy to mess with.
"Okay, okay, don't get excited~"
Seeing the atmosphere becoming increasingly tense, Ah Ha finally stepped forward to smooth things over. "Mo Wang is my new envoy. We're all family from now on. Why make things so unpleasant?"
"Master Aha, this guy is too arrogant!"
A Masked Fool said unwillingly, "We can't just let this go!"
"Arrogant?"
Ah Ha smiled, a sly look flashing in his eyes, "So what do you think we should do with him?"
"Make him apologize!"
"Yes! You must apologize!"
"Not only should he apologize, but he should also be punished!"
The masked fools started shouting, and the scene became chaotic for a while.
"apologize?"
Mo Wang sneered, "Do you think I would apologize to a bunch of trash?"
"you……!"
The masked fools were so angry that they gnashed their teeth, but they could do nothing to Mo Wang.
"Alright, alright, everyone calm down~"
Ah Ha stepped forward again to smooth things over. "Mo Wang is my new envoy. We'll all be working together in the future, so why make things so awkward? Besides, everyone has seen Mo Wang's strength. He's definitely qualified to say these things."
"Lord Aha, how can you be so partial to him?!"
A masked fool said unwillingly.
"Favoritism?"
Ah Ha smiled. "I'm just speaking the truth. Don't forget, the true meaning of us Masked Fools. I'm happier than you, so I'm naturally qualified to mock you. We all speak with strength."
Although Aha said this, she was actually very happy at this moment.
As expected, Mo Wang is always good at causing trouble.
She started fighting with all the Masked Fools as soon as she arrived. How come she only discovered such a good talent now?
The masked fools were speechless for a moment. Although they were still dissatisfied, they could not find any reason to refute.
"Hahaha, I told you guys you're scum and you don't believe me."
"Let's take the two best of you."
"Let's talk about Miss Fireworks first. In my opinion, this can't be considered joyful at all. She's just a crazy woman!"
At this time, Mo Wang immediately said.
"Why are you involving me again?"
Hua Huo frowned and knew something was wrong when she saw Mo Wang's expression.
I’m afraid this guy is about to start yelling.
"Well, first, let's talk about Hanabi. This Hanged Person is like a clown from a cosmic circus, treating the entire galaxy as her own insane asylum playground. Calling herself a 'Chaos Artist,' she forcibly packages malice as humor and sarcasm as wit. She's like a fly running a dye shop in a garbage dump, yet she calls herself a master of Impressionism."
"What a weird joke! It's even more flawed than a datapad gnawed by Zerg. You say 'adding color to a boring world,' but in reality, you're just throwing Pop-Rolls into someone's wounds—painful, noisy, and devoid of nutrition. All you see are explosions and puppets all day long. Do you think you're funny? Explosions are such an old-fashioned thing, and you're the only one who keeps using them. What? You want to actually blow them up after they lose? How's that any different from being angry out of frustration?"
"The most outrageous thing is that 'I'm crazy, so I'm right' bandit logic. You're just like a kid who stole a starship engine and used it as a firework. Are you going to blow up half the space station and expect the audience to applaud you? With this level of attention-seeking, even the observation satellites of the Bozhi Society would be blinded by it."
"You keep clamoring to burn down the cage of rules, but you've ended up being tangled up in your own rebellious phase. Those so-called 'free spirit' declarations translate to 'I'm childish, I'm proud; I'm hypocritical, I'm proud.' I suggest you carve your catchphrase on your tombstone: Here lies a perpetually thirteen-year-old giant who, before dying, gave the funeral parlor bartender a laxative."
"Calling you Chaos Incarnate is an exaggeration. You're nothing more than a low-quality holographic projection. Up close, it's all garbled text. Your 'life is a play' nonsense is essentially using the suffering of others as popcorn. Even with your mouth full of blood, you still comment, 'This audience has such a low tear point.' I suggest that Dr. Truth put a warning label on your forehead: BEWARE, HIGHLY TOXIC, CONTAINS 200% NARCITISITY CONCENTRATE."
"Let me just say this: you're a pure, low-cut narcissist!"
After Mo Wang finished speaking, Vita couldn't help but start laughing.
As expected, after so many years, Mo Wang’s mouth is still so poisonous.
He was probably the only guy who dared to talk to Hanabi like that.
At this time, Hua Huo kept smiling, as if she didn't feel anything at all about Mo Wang's words.
That is, the doll in my hand seems to be getting bigger and bigger...
"Don't worry, there's also our Ms. Vita. You're not in any better shape!"
Mo Wang was speaking sweet words at this moment. He was now crazy with killing.
"If you're talking about a fun-loving person, you're probably more like the Riddler, right? Your own planet exploded, yet you're still cheerful all day long, finding joy in misery while also tricking others?"
"You're screwing this person today, and that person tomorrow. You think you're cute, little Vita, but in fact, even your other selves despise you!"
"Just tell me, among the people you know, how many don't think you're crazy? It's just that they're embarrassed to say anything about you, but in reality, you're even sicker than the guy next to you!"
"These two guys are actually the leaders of this bunch of scum? I'm almost laughing my ass off!"
"No wonder the people like Cunhu and Beidao Lingren look down on you. You are really useless!"
At this time, Mo Wang showed a disappointed expression, as if he was completely disappointed with this organization.
At this moment, Ah Ha on the side also felt something was wrong.
Why does it sound like this includes a mockery of her?
"Damn it, I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to fight him!"
At this moment, the Masked Fool finally couldn't stand Mo Wang's big mouth anymore.
He picked up the bench and rushed towards Mo Wang on the stage.
At the same time, the other Masked Fools also reacted, picked up everything they could use from the side, and rushed towards the stage.
"Hahaha! That's it, that's it! Abandon everything, chaos is the most primitive essence of joy!"
However, facing the Masked Fool rushing towards him, Mo Wang was not at all panicked.
After others rushed over, he punched a masked fool in the face.
Before the Masked Fools who were at the front could react, they had already fallen to the ground, clutching their stomachs or faces, moaning in pain.
"Hahaha! Is that all you can do?"
Mo Wang laughed heartily and kicked away a masked fool who tried to attack him from the side. "Don't you call yourselves messengers of joy? How can you not even withstand this little chaos?"
Mo Wang, who was still mocking, directly ignited this group of masked fools.
But this group of people, who had rarely participated in group fights, rushed over in a mass, and to Mo Wang, they were no different from cannon fodder.
And when they rushed over, several Masked Fools accidentally got into a stampede, which made the whole scene even more chaotic.
"Damn it! Who's touching my butt? You're a pervert, right?"
"Don't step on me, don't! I'm still down there!"
"Damn it, who pushed me just now? Stand up if you have the guts!"
"You fucking hit me!"
A masked fool was pushed aside by his companions and roared angrily.
"So what if I bump into you? You're blocking my way!"
The other masked fool showed no weakness and slapped back.
"You two losers, get out of my way!"
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