My chat group is so weird

[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: Yeah, it's better than someone like me, who starts at a space station, encounters the Legion of Destruction, tries his best and almost fails to defeat it, and finally has to fight a dragon, right?

[Video store owner]: Hearing everyone's struggles, I feel a lot better. It's just that after finishing this main quest, the electricity bills are really going to be prohibitive.

[Someone's savior]: That's great, everyone has already started to complete the main storyline, and I'm the only one still here taking classes.

[A yellow-haired guy from Teyvat]: What’s wrong? You haven’t started the main quest yet?

[Someone's Savior]: Yes, but although it hasn't started yet, I have noticed that our Professor Leif has become more and more abnormal recently. Sometimes I can even see him talking to himself secretly.

[Train's Garbage King]: Oh, it looks like Chaldea is about to explode. How about you go and kill Leif right now? Strike first and kill him right away!

[Someone's Savior]: Huh? Me fighting the demon god? Is that true? Will I win?

[A Hyperion Tanker]: We'll win. Don't forget your teammates. I order you to kill Leif right now. Use the Personality Correction Fist on him.

[A certain yellow-haired Teyvatian]: Stop it. Even if Leif hasn't become a demon god yet, he's a child prodigy who reached the fourth level of magic at the age of 20. With our current strength, unless we use our star core to fight him, we're guaranteed to lose.

[Someone's Savior]: Ultimately, it's all because we're too weak. When can we get a more powerful me? Ideally, something like Devil May Cry or God of War, but if that doesn't work, Ashura's Wrath would be fine too!

[Video store owner]: I think you're dreaming. We've been in this group for so long and there are only five of us. We don't even know when new members will join, and you want to be the top boss? Unless you're some crazy loser, there's no way I'm going to give you a max-level account.

[Someone in Teyvat]: Forget it, forget it. We'll talk about it later. But speaking of which, Xianyu. After you've demonstrated your strength, are you sure there's no problem on your side?

[The Garbage King on a Certain Train]: Yes, yes, Otto won’t come over tomorrow and catch him as your guinea pig, right?

[A certain Hyperion's tanking king]: Don't be so scary, okay? Besides, the dean is here, so she'll protect me even if the sky falls, right? Otherwise, if all else fails, I'll just run away and join the World Serpent! I just don't believe a living person can die from pissing.

"Boom boom boom!"

Just when Mo Wang was happily chatting with others in his dormitory, there was suddenly a knock on his door.

"Who is it at this hour?"

Mo Wang looked at the time in confusion, then pushed open the door and found Theresa standing outside with a complicated expression.

"Hey, isn't this our dear dean? How come you have time to come to me, a lazy guy? Let me make it clear first, if you are here to find comics, go find Kiana. I didn't steal them." Mo Wang looked surprised at this time and said to Theresa.

"Huh? Did that Kiana girl take my comics away again? No, no, no! I didn't come to you to ask that."

Theresa sighed deeply at this moment. She was almost diverted by Mo Wang to some other topic.

"Why is that? It can't be that the dean wants to go on a date with me, right? Let me make it clear first, although you are an adult and indeed my type, there is a big age gap between us. You are even older than my mother."

"Idiot!" Theresa blushed and suddenly knocked Mo Wang on the head.

"Stop talking nonsense. My grandfather is here. He said he wants to see you. You can do whatever you want." Theresa turned her head and said to Mo Wang.

"what?"

Mo Wang stared at Theresa blankly.

No, it’s not even the next day yet, and the bishop is already coming to kill us?

They wouldn't really come to catch him as a guinea pig, would they?

Chapter 17: If the Bishop sees me, my life will be over.

"Huh? The Bishop has come to Saint Freya?"

When Mo Wang heard this, he immediately felt that something bad was going to happen.

To be honest, he originally thought that no matter what Otto said, he would have to wait a few days and find a reason to come back.

Unexpectedly, he came to Saint Freya secretly that day.

What's going on? Did he find out that there was a thief who was plotting against his granddaughter and was about to attack her with a knife?

"It can't be that I was the one who got caught writing about him being a cuckold, right?"

Mo Wang was a little suspicious. If Otto really saw what he wrote...

He suddenly felt that this possibility was quite high.

This is just like the feudal period, when literati were particularly fond of reading various unofficial histories about the emperor. These articles about their own leaders were extremely popular.

Especially since Mo Wang also added some unspeakable things between the Bishop of Tianming and the Saint Kallen, as well as the mysterious fox priestess. For Tianming's group of idle girls with breast pain, it was something that they had to try.

Especially when Mo Wang was writing secretly and was banned several times, which led to some Valkyries secretly circulating it in private, it was even more excessive.

Don’t forget yourself. Everyone knows that Ji Zi has confiscated several books he wrote during class.

Well, it's still handwritten...

If Lao Deng saw the book I wrote, my life would probably be over, right?

"Ahem, so my dear Miss Theresa, what exactly did your grandfather come here to see me for?" Mo Wang still planned to get some information from Theresa.

There was no way, because he had no idea what that golden-haired old man was thinking.

You know, a funny person can't know what a madman is thinking, unless your funny person is called a clown.

"You're still asking!" Theresa looked at Mo Wang as if she was looking at a scumbag.

"What, what happened? Dean, I really didn't do anything! Heaven and earth can bear witness, the child is definitely not mine."

"Bah! You bastard! Who has a child!" Theresa's face turned red and she slapped Mo Wang again.

"First, tell me what's going on with that Judas in your hand."

"Oh, it's about Judas. Here's the thing, there are actually two Keys of God..."

"If you tell me about the male and female thing, be careful or I'll beat you up." Theresa waved her cute little fist in front of Mo Wang.

Although it is cute, it is really not cute when you think about the fact that these fists can tear apart tanks.

"Haha." Mo Wang laughed. "Okay, Dean, I'll tell you. But you mustn't tell anyone else, or I'll be finished."

"Oh? What is it?" Theresa looked at Mo Wang curiously.

"Actually, this is magic. As long as I can understand the nature of the weapons, I can copy them at will. You must not tell anyone~"

Mo Wang whispered into Theresa's ear.

"Here it comes again, is it magic this time?" However, Theresa didn't believe Mo Wang's words at all.

It was okay before, but now even magic has come.

"Hey, I tell you the truth but you don't believe me, so what should I do?" Mo Wang spread his hands, indicating that he had no idea what to do.

"Alright, alright, our dear dean. Now that your grandfather is here, let's not keep the bishop waiting any longer. Let's get going."

Seeing that Theresa wanted to continue asking questions, Mo Wang hurriedly pulled Theresa away.

Seeing that Mo Wang couldn't tell what was real and what was fake, Theresa gave up.

At this moment, Mo Wang just walked out of the dormitory and saw that all the Valkyries in the school had gathered.

"Wow, what a grand ceremony! It's no wonder the bishop came here in person."

At this time, Mo Wang looked at the scene on the edge of the playground and couldn't help but sigh.

There weren’t so many people when I went on missions before.

Mo Wang glanced to the side and found that Kiana was at the front of the queue.

But Mei and Bronya were missing. Apparently, they were still lying in the hospital bed.

Kiana, who was talking to the Valkyrie next to her, saw Mo Wangwang coming over and glared at him.

Mo Wang felt a little confused.

How did I offend this girl again?

However, Mo Wang soon stopped caring because his attention was directly attracted by the girl in front of him.

In front of me, Ji Zi and Fu Hua were talking and laughing with a girl who was wearing a maid outfit and exuded charm.

When she saw Mo Wang coming over, the other person showed a smile as beautiful as a flower on her face.

"Look who's here? Isn't this Miss Rita, the vice-captain of our strongest Valkyrie team, the Undying Blade? It's been so long since we last saw her, and she looks even more beautiful."

The charming girl who appeared at this time was naturally the first maid in Honkai Impact 3rd, the first generation bad woman, Miss Rita.

"Hehehe~ It's Mr. Mowang, you're still so sweet. Oh, no, I should call you Mr. Captain now. I didn't expect that since our last meeting, you've really become a 'high-ranking official' at Tianming."

Rita said to Mo Wang with a smile.

"Miss Rita, you're joking. How can I be considered a senior executive? I'm just here to take the blame. If you want to talk about senior executives, aren't you Valkyries of the Undying Blade the real core? I'm just a small middle-level executive at best." Mo Wang was smiling when facing Rita.

This scene made Ji Zi and Fu Hua look very strange, as if the two of them were on very good terms.

"Hey, who is that woman standing in front of Mo Wang? Why do they look like they know each other?"

Kiana, who was standing in front of the team at this time, frowned as she looked at Rita who was talking and laughing with Mo Wang, realizing that things were not simple.

"I don't know. I heard that it seemed to be a senior executive from the headquarters?" The Valkyrie on the side was even more confused when faced with Kiana's question.

"The senior executives from the headquarters? How did that salted fish know them? Haven't you heard of them?" Kiana then asked the Valkyrie beside her.

Huh? You ask me?

The Valkyrie on the side looked at Kiana blankly. Generally speaking, aren’t you the person closest to Mo Wang?

You don't even know, where did she get the news?

"Something's wrong. Nine out of ten things are wrong."

Kiana narrowed her eyes and stared at Mo Wang and Rita, as if a small theater had suddenly begun in her mind.

At this time, Rita exchanged a few words with Mo Wang, then said to Mo Wang with a smile, "By the way, Captain, the Bishop has been waiting inside for a long time. Please don't keep him waiting too long~"

"Oh, look at me. I can't walk anymore after seeing a beautiful woman. Let's go quickly."

Mo Wang also smiled happily at Rita as if nothing had happened.

When Mo Wang brought a group of Valkyries to the principal's office, he saw a blond young man sitting there with a calm expression.

However, the moment he pushed open the door, Mo Wang's hand couldn't help but twitch, and cold sweat kept flowing down.

At this moment, the blond young man inside was holding a book titled "The Unspeakable Secrets of the Holy Maiden of Destiny, the Priestess of the Island Country, and the Bishop of Destiny".

[A Certain Destined Slacker King]: It seems that my life is really coming to an end.

Chapter 18: The Bishop's Taste is Abnormal

The blond young man was sitting quietly on the chair in the principal's office.

The golden afterglow sprinkled across the office, coupled with the young man's handsome face and saint-like temperament, was enough to make people feel as if they had seen a god.

If there was a master of oil painting present at such a sacred scene, he would surely paint a masterpiece called "The Bishop of Heaven's Destiny in Saint Freya" on the spot.

Of course, in such a sacred scene, it would be better if we could ignore the book in the other person's hand.

Mo Wang stared blankly at Otto inside, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Should I say hello myself?

I always feel that the atmosphere now seems a little wrong.

"Ahem, Your Excellency the Bishop, we are already here."

Seeing Mo Wang and the bishop lying motionless, one might think they were under Medusa's petrification curse if one didn't know. Rita finally reminded the bishop who was concentrating on reading.

"Oh! Sorry, sorry. When I came here, I happened to see a very interesting novel and was fascinated by it for a while." Otto, who heard Rita's voice, put the book in his hand on the table, as if he had just discovered that Mo Wang and others had arrived.

Looking at Otto's actions, the Valkyries on Saint Freya's side all had strange expressions.

Mo Wang couldn't hold it in any longer.

He can even enjoy reading his own cuckolded stories. This is indeed Otto. He has evolved to the point where he is completely OK with reading stories written by goddesses, even at the cost of being cuckolded himself.

Abnormal thinking is indeed not something that normal people can think of.

"So, does Your Excellency like this book?"

For some unknown reason, Mo Wang couldn't help but ask Otto this question.

"Ah, yes, it's a very good book. Although the author's writing style is still immature, what he wrote reminds me of what happened back then. Karen was still very young at that time..." As he spoke, a happy smile appeared on Otto's face.

However, at this point, Mo Wang could no longer hold back.

No, I've already written a story from the bishop's perspective about the heroine running off with the witch, and it's loaded with all sorts of toxic elements, and yet you're still enjoying it? Are you that into that?

"Ahem! Your Excellency, I don't think now is the time to discuss novels. After all, Ms. Theresa and the others are waiting here."

At this time, Rita's expression remained calm as she spoke to Otto, even though Theresa and the others behind her were almost unable to hold back their words.

"Sorry, sorry, when people get older, they like to reminisce about the past. Speaking of which, this book is good, but the updates are too slow. It would be great if I could get to know the author. Alas, young people nowadays are unwilling to learn about the history of the past." As he spoke, Otto glanced at Mo Wang subtly.