My chat group is so weird

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【Van style Fuck You.

Stand still.

Ass We Can.

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Boy Next Door.

Oh, it's so big (Hold On)

Yes Sir.

Someone come and kill you]

As soon as he opened his eyes, Mo Wang found himself sitting on a chair, wearing a gorgeous dress and the V mask he had made earlier on his face.

What came instead was a bunch of philosophical voices.

Don't get me wrong, he's not in some weird philosophical mood right now.

Of course, it's not much better.

At this moment, he found that he seemed to be under a huge stage.

All around were a group of guys wearing strange clothes and even strange masks.

And these people were saying all sorts of weird things.

Man with strange mask A: Bro, do you want any new goods?

Strange Masked Man B: Yes, yes, I want it. How does this new product perform?

Strange Masked Man A: It’s guaranteed to be awesome, and will definitely make you feel incredibly good.

Strange Masked Man C: Friend, I haven’t seen you for a long time. What have you been doing?

Strange Masked Woman D: It’s just average. Last time I blew a hole in a starship. It felt too simple and uninteresting.

Strange Masked Man C: Yeah, me too. Last time I went to Tongxie's territory and stole a family's treasure, I ended up getting it off the planet, and they were still foolishly looking for me all over the planet. People these days are becoming less and less challenging.

Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)? What the hell is going on? Am I dreaming again?

Mo Wang sat calmly in his chair, carefully observing the bizarre scene around him. Just by listening to what these people were saying, he'd have thought he'd wandered into some criminal den.

Oh, after taking a closer look, I found that everyone next to them was actually the Masked Fool.

No wonder what he said was so annoying. It’s okay now.

"Speaking of which, where did this bring me? Is this still China?"

Mo Wang felt extremely regretful at this moment. He had only slept with her three times in the past few days. Three times. She had done something different for him each time, right?

Mo Wang is also drunk, can't he be allowed to have a good sleep for a day?

"Speaking of which, what the hell is this place for? Are there really no problems with these guys getting together?"

At this moment, Mo Wang glanced at the masked men who were talking and laughing next to him, and could only say that this might be the most dangerous group of people in the universe gathered together, right?

Eh~ Mo Wang is not joking. When he says that these masked fools are the most dangerous people in the universe, he is not joking at all.

As we all know, the group of people in the Masked Fool can be said to be a gathering of all kinds of talents.

What profiteers, what game developers, and of course the most common ones are all kinds of dangerous terrorists.

These guys will do anything for entertainment.

To call them dangerous elements is already giving them an exaggeration.

A gang of masked fools, at least 80% of their members are on the blacklist of various forces.

These people gathered together, aren't they afraid of explosion or something?

"Brother, let me ask you something. What is this place?"

At this time, Mo Wang caught a passerby who was talking nearby and pulled him over.

"Hello, who are you?"

The passerby who was caught was still a little confused at this time.

"What do you do? How come you came in here without knowing about this place?"

The passerby asked in confusion.

"I haven't seen you before, are you new here?"

Mo Wang hadn't said anything at this time, but the passers-by next to him looked at Mo Wang's outfit and couldn't help but ask.

"Hey, this is what's going on. I'm a newbie who just joined a few days ago. Boss, what's going on here? Why are you all gathered here?"

When the person next to him heard Mo Wang's words, he laughed.

"No wonder, you're so lucky, you just joined and you've already encountered such a big event."

"How to say?"

Mo Wang asked curiously.

"You don't know, but this is a major selection event held every ten years by the Masked Fool. It's dedicated to awarding prizes to those Masked Fools who have accomplished great things, and to welcoming outstanding newcomers."

At this time, the passerby said to Mo Wang.

"There are still such activities?"

Mo Wang was completely confused. Why did this sound like the annual villain awards ceremony held at DC next door?

"Isn't that right? We Masked Fools are also striving for progress, right? In order to create all kinds of excellent entertainment, it's natural to give out awards at regular intervals so that everyone can learn from the best entertaining behaviors."

"Well, why haven't I heard of this activity?"

Mo Wang felt a little confused.

This sounds more like a group of villains gathering together to discuss how to cause trouble.

"Well, well, it might be because we got a little too serious a few years ago, which led to a lot of hunting down of our group. Especially the Sea Patrol Rangers. For a while, they didn't catch any criminals at all, but only targeted us. So... we stopped for a few sessions."

"What on earth did you do to deserve being hunted down by the Sea Patrol Rangers?"

Mo Wang was confused.

Are you being targeted by the Sea Patrol Rangers? What on earth have you done to deserve their pursuit of you for so many years?

"Ahem, this is all done by our seniors. I had no idea. I've only been here for over a decade. I'm still a newbie here."

The passerby said embarrassedly at this time.

"In that case, why was this event held?"

Mo Wang asked again.

"Well, I'm not exactly sure. Actually, Aha said there's a very special new person joining us. That's why we arranged this event."

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang's expression behind the mask became quite interesting.

Damn it! Isn't this something that was done just for him?

Damn it, he said how come he suddenly came here without even any notice.

So she's waiting for him here, right?

At this moment, the lights in the venue suddenly began to dim.

The music around also gradually became cheerful.

"Everybody! Your Aha, here we come!"

Accompanied by cheerful music, a huge trash can fell directly from the sky.

And on top of the trash can is Aha's iconic mask.

"That's right, you, the Ahaha, who is loved by everyone and makes flowers bloom when you see him, are finally here again! Cheer up as much as you can! Hajiyas!"

As soon as Aha appeared, the masked fools around him began to cheer, as if they were welcoming a big star.

But Mo Wang felt that the current problem seemed a bit too big.

No buddy, you are addicted to trash cans, right? Why is it still a trash can?

"Welcome everyone! After twenty-five years, two hundred and fifty days, two hundred and fifty hours, and two hundred and fifty minutes and two and a half seconds, our new Best Masked Fool selection has finally arrived, as you all eagerly awaited."

"Whether you are in the M78 nebula, experiencing a supernova explosion, in your family's prison, or on a deserted pillar, everyone is welcome to participate in our event."

Ah Ha danced on the stage, his voice filled with exaggerated drama, as if the whole world was his stage. His eyes swept through the crowd and finally fixed on Mo Wang.

The eyes hidden behind the mask suddenly blinked.

Mo Wang suddenly felt a chill, goose bumps popping up all over his body. Damn it! He wanted to see what this guy was up to.

Ah Ha seemed very satisfied with Mo Wang's reaction, his lips curled up slightly as he continued his hosting: "I'm sure everyone has been looking forward to the purpose of this event and what the Masked Fools have planned for such a long time. I know you're anxious, but please don't be anxious yet. Even if you are anxious, you can't be anxious for now, because you have to wait until I'm anxious first."

When they heard what Ah Ha said, the people below laughed even louder.

However, Mo Wang, who was sitting below, couldn't laugh at this moment. After all, when he thought that this was a trap set by TM specifically for him, Mo Wang wanted to go up directly and give this bastard two slaps first.

"First, let's get started with our appetizers! Please welcome our veteran Masked Fool, the legendary game developer who brings us joy and laughter, Mr. Giovanni!"

Accompanied by cheers, a white-haired man wearing a three-color mask walked up.

The Masked Fools in the audience were immediately excited, cheering and whistling one after another, as if Giovanni was the hero in their hearts.

Giovanni walked over to Aha and bowed gracefully to the audience. He then took the microphone and said in a deep, magnetic voice, "Thank you all for your enthusiasm, and thank you, Master Aha, for your kindness. Actually, I'm just an ordinary person who truly enjoys pleasure. It's not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

As soon as the man finished speaking, a strange sound appeared among the crowd below.

"Mr. Giovanni, we know that the games you make are great, but they are too old. Do you have any new and interesting games?"

"Yes, yes, brothers. My latest development, the Ether Front, is currently undergoing testing. It will take around 2077 for this game to be officially released throughout the universe. Now, just call the hotline. Don't call 9998 or 1998, just call 99999 and you can take this brand new game home!"

Upon hearing this, the audience immediately booed.

"Who is this guy? He looks familiar?"

At this moment, Mo Wang looked at the person in front of him and suddenly remembered, isn’t this the guy who appeared during the previous Hokumo event in the Star Iron event?

Oh, it seems this is indeed the Masked Fool.

Mo Wang thought about it carefully, and it seemed that there were quite a few Masked Fools in Xingtie.

The guy in Xianzhou who deceived the woman from the Release Gang and finally released all the members of the Release Gang, seems to be the Masked Fool as well.

"Ahem, Mr. Giovanni is still so funny."

"Well then, let's welcome our next guest."

"She is one of the brightest twin stars among us Masked Fools. Her beauty and humor have always been among the best among us."

"Every time, she brings us the most beautiful warmth with joy and laughter. A flower among the Masked Fool! Elegance and joy coexist!"

"She is! Our Masked Fool's most beautiful lady—!!!!"

Hearing this, Mo Wang couldn't help but stand up.

The Masked Fool's most beautiful woman? That must be Hanabi, right?

Damn! The female ghost Hanabi appeared so soon?

Hurry up! Serve it up quickly, he can’t wait!

“She is—!!!!”

"Hanabi! Hanabi! Hanabi-sama, we love you dearly, Kouya!"

"Yes, she is our Miss Vita!!!"