The reincarnated swordsman only wants to be a fun person

Guangtuan: "She's having a party with the maids."

Tian Yi asked, "Can I join?"

Guangtuan: "It's a pajama party, the girls are all wearing revealing clothes, are you sure you want to go?"

Tian Yi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Did Xiao He He teach you this?"

Guangtuan: "Ah? No, I asked you this myself."

Tian Yi sighed: "Then I won't go."

Guangtuan: "...What do you mean? If Xiao Hehe asked me to ask you, would you go?"

Tian Yi nodded: "Before you go, I will ask you to clear the area first."

Guangtuan: "...Do you want to see Xiao He He wearing revealing clothes?"

Tian Yi was speechless: "What the hell is she, an 8-year-old kid, exposing?"

Light Ball: "Then what's wrong with you?"

Tian Yi said, "If she taught you to say that, it means she has tacitly agreed to let me go."

Light Group: "I don't understand your logic at all."

Tian Yi smiled and said, "It's easy to understand. If she taught me that, it means she's teasing me. She only teases me when she doesn't resist."

Guangtuan: "I immediately thought of something inappropriate for children."

Tian Yi looked at her in surprise: "I didn't expect you to watch things that are not suitable for children!"

Guangtuan: "I am an adult after all!"

Tian Yi seemed to have just realized: "Oh, yes, you are an adult."

Light ball: “…”

Tian Yi asked, "Why is Xiao He He having a party?"

Guangtuan: "Recently, six maids have successfully broken through to the Foundation Establishment Stage, and she happened to be greedy, so she wanted to celebrate. You know, although she looks very mature, she occasionally shows the characteristics of an 8-year-old girl."

6 foundation-building stages.

Tian Yi calculated the time and asked, "Where did they get the pills? The ones I asked you to take should only be enough for Xiao He He."

Guangtuan: "Xiao Hehe refined it. She only took one look at the pill and knew how to make it. She has reached the same level of proficiency as you."

Tian Yi: "...Then when will she achieve the Golden Elixir?"

Guangtuan: "Ah? Is she going to get the Golden Elixir?"

Tian Yi was not surprised at its slow reaction. He said, "To be able to refine pills skillfully, her realm must be at least the middle stage of foundation building.

Now there are six more maids who have reached the foundation-building stage, which means they have been taking elixirs for at least half a year. This also means that Xiao He He was already in the middle stage of foundation-building six months ago."

Guangtuan: "So that's how it is! Then when will Xiao He He achieve the Golden Core?"

Tian Yi: “…”

Guangtuan: "Oh...you just asked me, it turns out you don't know either."

Tian Yi said, "It is said that Kotlia is ready to date Old Wen. What do you think about this?"

Guangtuan: "...I was wrong. I will ask my main body to find out when Xiao He He will achieve the Golden Core stage."

Tian Yi said, "Let me ask Xiao He He, besides the dry fried beef noodles, what else do you want to eat?"

Guangtuan: "She also wants to eat crab roe noodles, the kind made with hundreds of crabs."

Tian Yi: "Just pretend I didn't ask."

It's not a trouble.

But there are simply not that many crabs.

Guangtuan: "Soup dumplings are fine too."

Tian Yi nodded: "That's fine."

Guangtuan: "I heard that Xiao He He said she can break through at any time, but she said she will hold it back until you teach her how to grow normally in the Jindan stage.

So, you really have that method?"

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Haven't you noticed that I've grown quite a bit taller in the past six months?"

Guangtuan: "Oh~ Really, it has grown at least 20 centimeters, which is normal growth. So when will you pass the method to Xiao Hehe?"

Tian Yi: "I can't teach you. This method requires spiritual support."

Guangtuan: "Ah? What should she do then?"

Tian Yi: "You can refine Shengsheng Pills, but if you want it to be effective for the Jindan stage, you need to adjust the medicinal materials. It will take some time."

Light Ball: "What is Shengsheng Pill?"

Tian Yi: "A kind of elixir that can assist in cultivation, can also allow a body that has stopped developing to grow again, and can also fill in the body's defects."

Light Group: "Can it be mass-produced?"

Tian Yi thought for a moment and said, "I'm not sure. It depends on whether the technology at the Magic Research Institute can do it."

Guangtuan: "By the way, today's battle in the beginner class was very exciting, you know? When Al was fighting Creed, he used Susanoo and defeated Creed for the first time."

Can I drive a Gundam?

Tian Yi asked, "Speaking of which, how did he open the kaleidoscope?"

Guangtuan: "Some time ago, probably in early September? The several candidate saints who had been guarding Ai'er personally finished their guard work.

When leaving, Captain Sadis gave El a very high evaluation. Before that, Sadis had always been very cold to El. Even I found her annoying and even looked down on El.

I didn't expect that he would give me praise when we parted.

El seemed to be touched at that time, and that night, Lao Long told me that El had met the conditions for opening the Kaleidoscope.

Tian Yi was speechless: "It's not a dead friend, but a dead lover."

Guangtuan: "...He doesn't have any particularly close friends, and his relationship with his parents and family isn't particularly close. Even his fiancée seems to have a rift between them."

So, there was a positive emotional breakthrough?

It’s worthy of being the Sharingan created by Lao Long.

Tian Yi asked curiously, "What is Ai'er's pupil technique?"

Light ball: "Amaterasu, spiral, byakugan."

Tian Yi: "...What's going on with those two at the back?"

Guangtuan: "I don't know, you can ask Lao Long."

Most likely, he couldn't come up with other eye techniques, or even if he did, El didn't have enough mental strength and magic power to perform them.

Tian Yi smiled and said, "Wait until I have cooked the beef noodles and then ask. You continue."

Guangtuan: "El defeated Creed in one fell swoop. He was extremely excited and his confidence was unprecedentedly high. So he immediately challenged Tian Xiaoxiao, who was in second place. But then his Susanoo was split in half by a sword. Well... he is still questioning his life in his room now."

Did he realize that the gap between him and those two girls was not only not narrowing, but getting bigger?

Tian Yi shook his head: "What a pity. If he had met Little Meow Meow, they might have been able to fight for a while."

Lightball: "Ah? Aren't Little Meow Meow and Little Xiao on par with each other?"

Tian Yi said: "Their cultivation, swordsmanship, and sword intent are indeed comparable, but their weapons are not. This small sword is a bit superior."

"Her sword is indeed unusually sharp. You don't seem to be partial to one thing over another. How come this little sword is so special?"

Tian Yi said, "You'll know tomorrow."

Light Ball: "Why tomorrow?"

Tian Yi said, "Chi Xiao will arrive in the Holy City tomorrow. Bring him directly to see me. Also, after Xiao Xiao and Xiao Miao Miao come out of the battle space, have them come to my place."

Light Ball: "Oh!"

……

……

At 4 a.m., Tian Xiaoxiao and Zhu Miao arrived at the 24th floor of the fifth dormitory building as if they were familiar with the place. They then went up the stairs to the 25th floor, entered Tian Yi's room, jumped onto the bed, and started their never-boring trampoline game.

Tian Yi was drawing talismans beside them. He didn't stop until the two girls had finished their activities and lay down on the bed. He said, "Let's go to the night market to buy some food, and then go to my sister's place."

……

5:50 in the morning,

Tian Yi and the other two landed at Tian Jiajia's villa. They walked straight into the house and came to the training room. What caught their eyes was a burning fire cocoon.

She used her talent again.

Tian Yi and the other two sat nearby, eating and waiting.

Only then did Zhu Miao ask, "Brother Tian Yi, did you ask us to come here to have some fun?"

Tian Yi nodded: "Chi Xiao will be here soon."

Tian Xiaoxiao narrowed her eyes.

Zhu Miao's eyes lit up: "It actually came over here on its own initiative?"

"Will it really listen to me?"

As the sound came, the fire cocoon dissipated and Tian Jiajia's figure fell to the ground.

Zhu Miao looked at her intact black vest and shorts: "Coming out of the flames, her clothes are still intact. It's not romantic at all."

"Do you know how many points this dress cost me?"

Tian Jiajia walked up to her and rubbed her face in annoyance: "Besides, if I'm not wearing any clothes, it's okay at home, but if I'm killed in a battle outside, and I'm completely naked, should I cover my body or fight honestly?"

Tian Yi quickly answered: "Fight honestly, and then kill everyone on the scene, regardless of friend or foe."

Tian Jiajia rolled her eyes at him and then asked again, "So, Chi Xiao will listen to me?"

Tian Yi nodded: "I will, I promise."

Tian Xiaoxiao took out a large box of fried noodles and held it in front of Tian Jiajia: "Sister, eat something first."

"So nice."

Tian Jiajia touched her head, she took the fried noodles and started eating it in big mouthfuls.

Zhu Miao asked, "When will Sister Jiajia achieve the Golden Elixir?"

Tian Jiajia replied: "Next month, or the month after next."

It’s really the end of the year.

Zhu Miao couldn't help but feel a little envious: "Sister Jia Jia, your unlimited drug-taking cultivation method is like cheating."

“There are still limitations.”

Tian Jiajia said: "I can only take one wave a day. Once I reach a certain level, I have to activate Nirvana, otherwise I will explode and die.

After Nirvana, I have to wait for Nirvana to cool down. "

"What does it feel like to explode and die?"

Zhu Miao dares to guarantee that this crazy sister has definitely exploded.

Tian Jiajia recalled and said: "It's like when you hold a water pipe and the amount of water is not large, you can control it freely.

But once the water pressure and water volume increase, you will feel that you are the one being controlled by the pipe, and the violent water will splash randomly, and everything around you will be washed away.

Just like an organ before it explodes, the connecting blood vessels will rupture first, the organs will be pushed into a corner and squeezed, and finally the energy in the body will reach its limit, and the body will be like an over-inflated balloon, boom, and turn into fragments.

She looked at Zhu Miao, who was already standing there with half a bun in his hand. "It feels really sour and refreshing."

Tian Yi was also frightened: "...Even so, sister, can you still activate Nirvana?"

Tian Jiajia nodded: "After entering the foundation-building stage, I had a feeling that as long as there was a drop of blood left, I could achieve nirvana."

Tian Yi thought for a moment and asked, "Can the broken body be made into offal soup?"

"Unfortunately, I can't cosplay Fujiwara no Mokou."

Tian Jiajia shook her head: "After I enter Nirvana, my broken body will turn into ashes. I feel that the fire cocoon must have absorbed the energy of my body."