Comprehensive anime, but bond simulation, Nagasaki Suyo please marry me quickly

Comprehensive comics, but the bond simulation, Nagasaki Suyo please marry me quickly Author: Qingming gift Hejun

【Comics, Harem, MyGO, Lonely Rock, GBC, Special Effects】

"My name is Xia Mu. When you see this message, please notify the mental hospital to top up your phone bill. Thank you."

Thanks for the invitation. I’m in Shimokitazawa. I’ve just started the bond simulator and am planning to escape from the mental hospital and establish bonds with you all!

Hmm? Nagasaki Suyo, has a house and money?

Now I must establish a deep bond with her!

Su Shi! Please marry me quickly!

Want Xiangzi to come back?

Hey! I'm here to help you!

[Toyokawa Shoko was stunned when she saw you and Nagasaki Suyo, two of you two, kneeling together to ask her not to leave]

[Hongxia falls into deep thought when she sees you, who is the same age as her, become her brother-in-law]

[Jing Qin Rencai has learned your true teachings and advanced to a violent warrior]

[Ding Dong! You are surrounded by band girls]

Mental hospital

━━━━━┒

┓┏┓┏┓┃

┛┗┛┗┛┃Simulation start!

┓┏┓┏┓┃Nagasaki Suyo!

┛┗┛┗┛┃I’m coming to find you~

┓┏┓┏┓ Brainy brainy~

┛┗┛┗┛ ? ( ? ? ? ) ? ←Xia Mu

┓┏┓┏┓┃ /

┛┗┛┗┛┃ ノ)

Chapter 1: Nagasaki Suyo, she is the woman who can become my mother!

“Sprint, sprint????!”

"Quick! Stop Xia Mu! Don't let him get away! We're staking our reputation on the Xia Bei Ze Mental Hospital. We absolutely cannot let any patient escape and cause harm to society!"

At this moment, in a mental hospital in Shimokitazawa, a handsome young man in a blue and white striped hospital gown sprinted and flashed.

Freedom lies ahead!

"This road is blocked, Xia Mu. If you want to pass, you have to step over my dead body."

The legendary director of the mental hospital, Koji Tadokoro, made a once-in-a-lifetime move and resolutely blocked the boy's way. He made his own death clear and vowed to protect the best mental patient until his death.

"Wow! What a shameless request! Director Tian Suo, you must be seriously ill! You're making such a fuss just for me to go to the bathroom."

After saying that, Xia Mu whistled cheerfully and went into the toilet on the side.

Director of the Field Office: ...

Could it be that they misunderstood?

That’s right, even though he is a mentally ill patient, Xia Mu is still a well-behaved child after all.

"Xia Mu, I misunderstood you..."

To be on the safe side, Director Tian also followed him into the bathroom, but found that Xia Mu was using a wrench to pry open the iron bars on the window. His usually calm face immediately darkened.

You didn’t expect that this is Xia Mu’s escape route!

"Do you believe in Feng Shui? I think this window will hinder the financial fortune of our mental hospital. Director Tansho, let's use this magical Mickey Mouse tool to lift this window up!"

After being caught by Director Tian, ​​the innocent mental patient said this, and the sincerity in his words did not seem fake.

As long as he leaves the mental hospital, Xia Mu can participate in the seventh season of "Xia Mu's Friendship".

Coke~

"Quick! Someone, take off Xia Mu's armor! Take off his armor! Take off his armor again! Let him cool down! I want to see how many Mickey Mouse tools you have on you!"

In the end, Che Guevara's prison escape plan failed.

Even the wrench? It was confiscated.

Sad

On this day, the level of care in mental hospitals was strengthened by ten or even nine points.

Returning to his ward, Xia Mu began to summarize the experience of this failure. It must be that he was not steady enough!

[Ding Dong! The bond flow simulator has been successfully loaded!]

"It's bad. Ever since I was admitted to the mental hospital, I've become more alert day by day."

Looking at the blue subtitles that suddenly popped up in front of him and the ethereal voice echoing in his ears, Xia Mu frowned, realizing that something was wrong, and felt that he needed to talk to Director Tian Suo.

Last time, Director Hotan said that he was a complete player of an infinite flow game, and the other party thought that his condition had worsened. Alas.

He, Xia Mu, must be the one who knows best whether he is sick or not.

[Man~ Don't be afraid, I'm a super reliable system desu~ This bond flow simulator is a brand new function I loaded. It can simulate future-related routes for you, and you can also form bonds and intersections with your ideal heroines~]

"Why is there no male lead? Are you discriminating against us boys? I'm so angry! When will the spring for us boys finally come?"

Xia Mu asked a very sharp question.

【? 】

【When I type a question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, but that I think you have a problem.】

[Ahem—please don't worry about this little detail. Anyway, you can use this system to simulate the future and get some powerful rewards.]

"That's fine, let's get started."

Since he was going to be idle in the ward for a short time anyway, Xia Mu might as well try this so-called bond simulator.

[ojbk! Then start it now! ]

[Loading host "Xia Mu"'s template]

[Identity: Mental patient, former student, infinite stream player (self-proclaimed)]

[Combat power: 114.514]

【Skill--】

【① Mickey Mouse Tools Everywhere】

[②The miraculous skill of stealing something]

【③ Caterpillar Assassin Stealth with Reduced Presence】

【④ Veteran artist's cosplay, master of disguise】

[⑤A cautious heart like a genius]

【⑥Shocking Wisdom】

【⑦……】

[Byd, you have quite a lot of initial skills for a mentally ill person.]

"Jam Jam~ The Lun family isn't that amazing~ They're just proficient in a few more things~"

Xia Mu is shy.jpg

[Randomly selecting subjects for this simulation, please be patient. Nmd, your mental hospital's internet connection is terrible! When I was studying at Oo Cat Systems College, the security guard downstairs in the dormitory had a much better internet connection than this one. Hmm, the internet is better now.]

[The extraction is complete. The target of this simulation is Nagasaki Suyo.]

【Nagasaki Sushi】

[Introduction: Beneath the gentle surface, there is a heavy heart, as if calculating something.]

[Our bond with you: 24k pure passers-by.]

[Simulation related elements loaded successfully! ]

[Season 1 starts, please listen to the sound of the C group breaking! ]

【Background! 】

Your name is Xia Mu, you are 16 years old, a mentally ill person who can be both sweet and salty. You haven't yet launched your adult career. If possible, I hope to collaborate with teachers Mikami Oya, Fukada Omi, and Momonogi Kaori to recreate the Three Heroes vs. Lü Bu.

In this life, you didn't get knocked unconscious and forced to drink a shrinking potion after following the men in black, nor did you encounter Doraemon from the future. Instead, you studied at the Qinglongshan Mental Hospital in your previous life, and now, after traveling through time, you're studying at the Shimokitazawa Mental Hospital. Even the doctors who saw you had to praise you, saying, "Increase the dosage."

If things continue like this, you might end up staying here for a long time, maybe even forever. But don't worry, the system has already paid for your hospital stay. You can stay here until you die.

[Until one day, you accidentally picked up a mobile phone, which was playing a video of a band playing.]

[CRYCHIC? Interesting.]

You watched their performance carefully, and your assessment was that the lead singer seemed to be trying too hard.

After leaving this comment, you spent the entire night in a duel with a guy with a panda head as his avatar, and with your shameless glib tongue, you were successfully blocked by him.

[Besides that, you're very interested in the bassist named Nagasaki Suyo. Somewhere in your heart you have a feeling that she's the woman who could become your mother.]

"Huh? Something's wrong with you."

People can't do it, at least not in this way.

So, you plan another elaborate "prison break" to see him/her face to face! Build a deep bond!

In the dead of night, you asked your comrades in the same ward to cover for you, then quietly slipped out of the ward and activated your skill, "Pick the Sheep," taking advantage of the time when Dr. Tono next door was off work and stealing his coat.

[You activated the skill "Master of Disguise." From now on, you are no longer a mental patient, but the highly respected Director Xia of the Mental Hospital.]

[Skill 'C Master of Disguise' triggers a special effect! The security guards at the mental hospital gate didn't stop you from leaving because they didn't recognize your true identity.]

[Your name is Xia Mu, and you are free at this moment.]

【Achieve the achievement 'The path to salvation lies within'. 】

However, a new problem arises before you: how do you approach this Miss Nagasaki Motoyo? How do you establish a deep bond with her?

[Laughing to death, this won’t faze you at all.]

[Reaching out your hand, you hailed a taxi heading downtown.]

"Brother, where are you going?" the taxi driver asked.

"Go to this place. There's a girl who likes me waiting for me there," you blurt out confidently.

"Quack! What a great place to be! And this is me, or else it would be bad luck."

Xia Mu curled his lips and continued to focus on the text simulation in front of him. The enthusiastic system also posted a few pictures at the right time.

For pretty girls, he usually calls them "wife".

In the taxi, the driver looked a little panicked, as if he was hiding something. To ease his anxiety, he turned on the car radio.

"Recently, a taxi killer has appeared in the Shimokitazawa area, disguising himself as a taxi driver to kill passengers. Drivers and passengers are urged to exercise caution and call the police immediately if in danger..." a radio broadcast read.

The driver's mood grew even darker.

[Click——]

"You're unlucky. I was planning to finish my last job tonight and call it a day." The back door was locked, the car was parked on the side of the road, and the driver got out to retrieve the tools from the trunk.

[With a knife in hand, the driver, who interviewed poorly, opens a backseat door and there seems to be no escape.]

You unbutton your coat, revealing your iconic blue and white striped hospital gown as the driver watches, and pull a more lethal wrench from your pocket.

"It's not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone," he said. Then you took advantage of the driver's inability to react and attacked him. He hit him with a few blows, his technique was more skillful and even more brutal than the other person's.

[You subdued the taxi driver with bad intentions and obtained your first startup capital.]