Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

"Ah."

Yotsuya Kenko responded sullenly, a barely perceptible blush appearing on her face.

Bai Luo patted both of them on the head, then returned to the point and asked, "So, what is this shrine you're talking about?"

"It's in a newly opened shrine less than a hundred kilometers from here. Your portrait hangs inside."

Yotsuya Miko explained.

Hearing this, Bai Luo's mouth couldn't stop twitching.

Although he had anticipated this when he heard about "Kappa Gourmet", he still felt helpless when he finally confirmed it.

"No, this is it."

Yurikawaka took out her cell phone, opened a page and handed it to Bai Luo.

Bai Luo looked down and saw a title clearly displayed on the screen.

The cutest modern god? The Slime God? The Cucumber God? He brings good luck, proven to work.

As soon as Bai Luo saw the title, his eyes widened.

What is the cutest god?

He continued to watch and found that it was a video of a female blogger.

In the video, the blogger introduced the so-called "Cucumber God" in detail and claimed how lucky his life has become since he believed in the Cucumber God.

She also cited various examples to prove that believing in the cucumber god can indeed bring good luck.

Finally, the female blogger went to the shrine to take on-site photos and introduce the interior of the shrine to the audience.

The shrine was full of cute little lolis, all of whom were obviously kappa. However, these kappa Bai Luo had never seen before, and they were obviously not the kappa from Youkai Mountain.

Think about it too,

With Zi Ma's personality, she wouldn't have so much free time to help Kappa open and close the door of the big barrier.

Most of these are Kappa who originally stayed in the outside world.

At the end of the video, the blogger walked into a sacred hall, which is said to be the most sacred room in the shrine and is guarded by special kappas in turn.

However, since video recording is not allowed, the blogger did not take any photos.

Bai Luo flipped to the comment section at the bottom.

Is it really that magical?

[Yes, as long as you are pious enough, the gods will bless you. It's very effective.]

[I must go to the shrine this week and ask the gods to bless me with good luck]

【I will always be loyal to the Cucumber God! 】

【…】

Most of the comments are reasonable, but a few are outrageous.

[So cute, I want to hug God]

"With such a lovely god, why would I believe in any other gods? From now on, I'll be a die-hard fan of the Cucumber God."

[Don’t call us brainless fans, we are believers, the most loyal believers of the Cucumber God]

【Cute, I want to recommend】

These comments are not made with the purpose of getting lucky, but because he is cute. If it were just that, it would be fine, but there are even some lsp remarks.

Of course, those comments were met with vitriol from thousands of devoted believers.

Basically it means that the gods are sacred and are to be worshipped. You are not allowed to be presumptuous and you are not worthy of it.

no,

They must be stopped.

Bai Luo immediately said goodbye to Jianzi and Xiaohua, and headed to the shrine according to the address in the female blogger's video.

However, when he arrived at the shrine, he was stunned by the sight before him.

There was a long queue outside the shrine, with a huge crowd of people and the line was so long that it seemed as if there was no end in sight.

Despite the large number of people, the people in the queue did not show any impatience on their faces. Instead, they all looked pious.

Bai Luo originally wanted to sneak into the shrine quietly through a gap to avoid everyone's sight, but a sharp-eyed kappa suddenly discovered his figure.

The Kappa's pupils suddenly shrank, and then he trembled with excitement, and shouted in a trembling voice:

"It's God!"

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 158: Kappa's Eternal Gods

"It's God!"

This shout exploded in the crowd like thunder, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

The worshippers all looked over, their eyes filled with surprise and awe.

Soon after, more Kappas ran out of the shrine and gathered around, their little faces filled with excitement and admiration.

"It really is God!"

"The Lord God has arrived!"

"Quick, kneel down!"

The worshippers knelt on the ground, clasped their hands together, and prayed devoutly.

The kappas surrounded Bai Luo, chattering non-stop, some even with tears in their eyes due to excitement.

Bai Luo was caught off guard by this sudden scene. He could only raise his hand and speak in a calm and majestic tone.

"Everyone, please get up first."

Upon hearing this, everyone stood up, but their eyes were still fixed on Bai Luo devoutly, waiting for his next instruction.

Bai Luo looked around, thought for a while, cleared his throat, and spoke.

"Thank you all for your sincere faith, but true luck does not come from external gifts, but from your own hard work and persistence."

The worshippers were stunned when they heard this, and then nodded one after another, as if they had understood some profound truth.

"God is right!"

“We will definitely work harder!”

Seeing this, Bai Luo felt a little relieved and continued.

"As for the shrine's prayer activities, I hope everyone can treat them rationally and not get too obsessed with them. After all, the beauty of life still depends on oneself to create it."

The kappas looked at each other, seemingly at a loss, but soon they all nodded in understanding.

"God is truly wise!"

"We will definitely follow your instructions!"

Listening to everyone's comments, Bai Luo nodded with satisfaction. It turned out that he did have leadership talent.

However, the next moment, the scattered sounds coming from the crowd made his face freeze.

"God actually exists. I thought it was just a simple belief. How cute."

"That's right, from now on this will be my eternal God. I will always be loyal to the Lord God."

"God is God. He actually cares about us and tells us not to give up our own efforts and persistence for His sake."

Bai Luo frowned slightly, feeling awkward, especially when he heard the word "cute", the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

He quietly reached into his sleeves, grabbed a few handfuls of cherry blossoms through the gaps, injected a trace of luck into them, and then handed the stacks of lucky cherry blossoms to the kappa closest to him.

"These are lucky cherry blossoms for shrine visitors. Please arrange for them to line up and receive one each."

...

at the same time,

In an exquisite villa a hundred miles away, Yun Jiuling tossed and turned in bed for an hour and then sat up as if to throw a tantrum.

She covered half of her face, and her capable and delicate features looked very embarrassed at the moment.

Can't sleep.

Can't sleep at all.

This cannot be blamed on her, it was just that Bai Luo's last sentence was too attractive.

It feels like a stunning beauty spends a lot of time with a nerd who has been single for nearly 30 years, and finally expresses her affection for you, then lies in bed and says she can satisfy you at any time.

Although this metaphor may not be appropriate, it is so incredible to Yun Jiuling.

After being in a daze for a few minutes, she climbed out of bed, put on her shoes, and tiptoed to open the door.

The living room was dark and empty.

Yun Jiuling walked along the corridor and came to a blue door, stopped and knocked three times gently.

"Bai Luo, are you asleep?"

she asked in a low voice.

A moment passed and the room remained silent.

Yun Jiuling took a deep breath and tentatively turned the doorknob.

The door is not locked.

With a slight "click", she slowly pushed the door open and looked inside through the gap.

The flat quilt on the bed came into view, making her feel a little lost, yet inexplicably relieved.

It seems that the little angel has left.

Yun Jiuling turned on the light, sat on the soft sea-blue bed, then lay back and sank into the soft mattress.

She reached out and touched the pillow, hugged it tightly in her arms, and buried her face deeply in the pillow.

A faint fragrance lingers at the tip of the nose.

She couldn't describe the fragrance, it was like cherry blossoms and cake, and she couldn't help but smell it again and again.

Desire is endless and greed can never be satisfied, just like a rolling stone from a mountain, once it starts, it can't be stopped.

The white angel representing reason was ultimately defeated by the black angel of desire. Yun Jiuling took out her cell phone, opened the dialog box marked "Angel", and tremblingly sent out two words.

【Are you there? 】

Five seconds passed, still no reply...

"no!"

Yun Jiuling suddenly shouted and immediately withdrew the message. Seeing that the other party did not reply, she felt relieved.

Just in case, she turned off her cell phone, but her heart was still restless. She crawled into the quilt that Bai Luo had slept in and wrapped herself up.

Piece of clothing after piece flew out from the quilt and fell to the ground in a mess.

...

at the same time,

Bai Luo was busy distributing cucumbers to the kappas.

Thanks to the vegetable garden built with growing trees, a new batch of cucumbers has matured, otherwise there would be nothing for them.

Although as a god,

Even if they are not given anything, the Kappas will not think there is anything wrong with it and will take it for granted.

But Bai Luo felt uneasy. The kappas just wanted to taste some cucumbers that he had grown himself. These were not valuable things. If he couldn't even fulfill this wish, he, as a god, would be derelict in his duty.

The great sage reminded while distributing cucumbers.

[One minute ago, Yun Jiuling sent a message]

"Yun Jiuling? Isn't she already asleep? What does she want from me?"