Orochimaru, running away with a bucket

Jiraiya's cry filled with resentment and unwillingness echoed above the Hokage Rock.

base of root

How are the Ino, Deer, and Chou clans related to the Uchiha clan?

Don't they know that the village is on guard against the Uchiha clan?

Shimura Danzo sat at his desk processing reports, listening to his subordinates report on the major events that happened in the village. He frowned slightly, put down the seal in his hand, and asked, "What? Was it Orochimaru who invited the Uchiha?"

The Root ninja knelt on one knee and said truthfully: "Sir Danzo, the skin care products sold in Konoha this time were developed by Orochimaru. She was the one who gave the formula to the Ino, Deer, and Chou clans, and invited the Uchiha clan to participate."

Danzo Shimura thought about the recent changes in the reputation of the Uchiha Police Force, and also about the change in Sarutobi Hiruzen's attitude towards the Uchiha, and he seemed to have no intention of continuing to implement the policies of the Second Hokage.

Hiruzen, have you forgotten how terrifying Uchiha Madara is? Aren't you afraid that another Uchiha Madara will be born?

Danzo Shimura will never forget the horrific battle that lasted from dusk to night. The Valley of the End was born on that day. Even in the village, one could feel the horror of that battle, as if the end of the world had come.

Even if he wanted to guard against the Uchiha clan, Sarutobi Hiruzen would be watching everything he did. The Root's manpower had not increased for a long time, and the training method of erasing emotions was forced to change.

Once he is discovered by Sarutobi Hiruzen, what awaits him is no longer the tacit approval he had before.

"Ugh……"

Danzo Shimura looked at the reports and documents on the table, rubbed his brows, and sighed deeply. This was the first time he felt so powerless since he became the Hokage's assistant and established the Anbu training department.

In the current situation, unless Sarutobi Hiruzen stops being Hokage or becomes the fourth Hokage, only in this way can he break free from Sarutobi Hiruzen's control and do what he wants.

However, considering Sarutobi Hiruzen's age, he still needs to be Hokage for at least a dozen years...

"That's ridiculous."

Mitokado En was extremely angry when he learned that Sarutobi Hiruzen, the Third Hokage, actually went to buy some skin care products. When he was about to call Utane Koharu to find Sarutobi Hiruzen, he saw Utane Koharu walking in with an exquisite packaging bag in her hand. His chin and glasses almost dropped to the ground.

"Xiaochun, you..."

Mizuto Menen looked at the skin care products in Utane Koharu's hand, his mouth open, opening and closing like a fish jumping out of the water and landing on the shore.

"Menyan, is there any problem?"

Utane Koharu noticed that Mitomon En had been staring at the skincare products in her hand, "Are you interested in skincare products?"

"Not interested in."

Mitomon En shook his head. Perhaps because they had been together day and night for a long time, he had never treated Utane Koharu as a woman, but as a consultant of equal status. He always considered Konoha and the village's perspective in everything.

"What are you looking at? I'm a woman after all. Isn't it normal for women to love beauty?"

Utane Koharu was dissatisfied with Mitokado En's incredulous look. Thinking of Sarutobi Hiruzen's embarrassed look when she met him in the White Snake brand skincare store, she smiled and said, "By the way, I met Hiruzen when I was buying skincare products. He was buying skincare products for Lake Biwa. Unfortunately, this is my last set."

Utsukino Koharu showed off the White Snake brand skin care products in her hand to Mitomon En.

What's going on? I feel like I'm the only one who's wrong.

Mitomon En pushed his glasses to pretend to be calm and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief.

On the other side, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who failed to buy skin care products, found Orochimaru, blushed, and asked her awkwardly if she had any channels, as he wanted to buy a set of skin care products.

"Sarutobi-sensei, the skincare products are sold out! I don't have a place to buy them."

"That's it..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen sighed and could only go home to face his wife's disappointed eyes.

"There's nothing I can do but wait until they're in stock before buying."

As the Hokage, he couldn't let the Anbu queue up to buy skin care products just because of his personal affairs.

"puff……"

Orochimaru burst into laughter, took out a scroll from his ninja tool bag, opened the scroll and unsealed it, and a set of skin care products in an exquisite packaging bag appeared in her hand.

"Sarutobi-sensei, this is for Aunt Biwako. I was going to give it to her myself, but now I'm giving this opportunity to you. Please give it to her~!"

For the sake of marital harmony between Sarutobi Sensei and Aunt Biwako, Orochimaru had no choice but to give up this opportunity.

"Orochimaru, you're thoughtful."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the skin care products in his hand, smiled with satisfaction and touched Orochimaru's head.

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Perhaps because the sales of White Snake brand skin care products in Konoha were too successful, many stores set their sights on the handsome men and beautiful women of the Uchiha clan and followed their example by inviting them to their events.

You don't have to do anything, just standing in front of the store makes you feel proud.

What is puzzling is that the Uchiha clan accepted the invitations from those shops.

Aren’t you Uchiha too abstract?

Orochimaru looked at the handsome men and beautiful women of the Uchiha clan holding three-colored dumplings in front of the three-colored dumpling shop, and suspected that he had been hit by the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Orochimaru took the time to use the Flying Thunder God Technique to go to the Land of Waves, handed the marketing plan to Qinghe, and asked him to establish the White Snake Pharmaceutical Technology Company in the Land of Waves.

It is worth mentioning that the daimyo of Wave Country could not make much money by guarding this barren land of Wave Country. Naturally, they were very welcome to Qinghe, a wealthy man who was willing to build a processing plant in Wave Country. In addition, Qinghe secretly gave him a lot of money.

The Daimyoji of Wave Country is Qinghe. He doesn't want to care what happens in Wave Country, as long as he can get money. It is true that as long as the money is in place, he doesn't care what you do.

It is not known whether it is fortunate or unfortunate that the Wave Country has such a foolish daimyo.

The skin care products processing factory is being built in an orderly manner. The whistling cold wind cannot extinguish the enthusiasm of the people of Wave Country for work. They haven't met such a generous boss for a long time. They will recruit employees from among them in the future. If nothing unexpected happens, it will be a stable job!

"Mr. Miya, will the Daimyo of Wave Country go back on his word?"

Qinghe followed Orochimaru, who had transformed into Miya, to inspect the progress of the processing plant, and his words revealed his distrust of the Daimyo of the Land of Waves.

"Wait until he does that."

Miye glanced at Qinghe from the corner of his eye and said, "Before that, do what you should do."

"Yes, Mr. Miya."

Qinghe replied respectfully.

"Keep this kunai safe. You don't have to worry about the bloodline disease now. To prevent future problems, I will take the time to train you."

Miya gave Qinghe a kunai with the Flying Thunder God technique on the handle.

Swish-!

Miye's figure disappeared, and Qinghe looked at the place where Miye disappeared in shock.

Disappeared... How could it be so fast...

Lord Orochimaru's instant body movement technique is too fast!

After the skin care products processing plant was built, White Snake Pharmaceutical Technology Company was officially established in the Kingdom of Waves and spent a large amount of money to purchase several merchant ships to transport goods.

The products produced by the processing plant are sold first to the Fire Kingdom, the Water Kingdom, and the surrounding countries. The skin care products suitable for the skin of people in the Wind Kingdom also need to be modified in terms of formula.

The Land of Earth and the Land of Thunder do not need to be changed. No matter how much the weather changes, it cannot compare to the Land of Wind, which is full of deserts.

According to the marketing plan provided by Orochimaru, Qinghe gathered employees for training, sold skin care products in the Water Kingdom and the Fire Kingdom, and spent money on advertising on TV stations.

Television was not yet popular, and only rich people watched it.

Orochimaru also wrote some interesting content related to skin care products in the new volume of the Emperor's Uncle. While it is large in quantity and can satisfy readers, it can also arouse the desire to try it.

Thanks to television commercials and the Emperor's uncle's promotion, White Snake brand skincare products have become the new favorite of the rich and powerful in the Fire Kingdom and the Water Kingdom, and are very popular. The prices are so high that ordinary people can afford them if they grit their teeth.

With the popularity of White Snake brand skin care products, the villagers and ninjas of Konoha discovered that the skin care products sold in the White Snake brand skin care products store were of great origin, which triggered another buying frenzy.

Except for those who go out on missions, all the Pig, Deer and Butterfly tribes are working hard to produce skin care products.

It is worth mentioning that the Akimichi clan has become thinner due to working overtime to produce skin care products.

Since the White Snake Pharmaceutical Technology Company made a lot of money selling White Snake brand skin care products, more and more thieves' groups, wandering ninjas, and other organizations began to target the White Snake Pharmaceutical Technology Company.

There are always some people who want to get something for nothing and claim other people's achievements as their own, not to mention a company like Baishe Pharmaceutical Technology Company that has no background or backing.

In their eyes, Baishe Pharmaceutical Technology Company is a delicious cream cake. Not to mention taking a bite, even digging out a small piece of cream is enough to make them worry-free about food and clothing.

PS:

This is the last update before the book goes on the shelves. It will be on the shelves tomorrow.

Volume 1: Remarks on the launch

I have to write a few words about the release of the book, but to be honest I don’t have that many thoughts.

The idea for this book came up a long time ago, but it has never been written. On the one hand, it is because of Boruto's terrible, absurd and extremely dragged out original plot, and Ikemoto's painting style.

The main storyline of Boruto is watchable, but not completely watchable. On the one hand, Naruto and Sasuke are weakened, and on the other hand, there is the inexplicable persistence of Jikoshi. Will you die if you put your hand on it?

What are you doing when you clearly need to improve your strength?

You're telling me you're atoning for your sins?

You redeem your mother's sins!

Stupid!

The Rinnegan has no other abilities besides the Sky Hand Power and Chibaku Tensei, right?

When Boruto poked you in the eye, you couldn't react?

The body of a young adult, the reaction of an old man?

Is the dynamic vision of the Sharingan useless?

Where is Shinra Tensei? Please save him!

Activate your Samsara Eye, it's almost gone!

Peach Lama, awesome Klas!

I really didn't expect that Boruto, who was controlled by Momoshiki, could poke his Rinnegan with a kunai.

The entertainment idiot has been reduced to having Otsutsuki Urashiki witness the Uchiha clan's ultimate physical technique, the Uchiha throw, in the original plot, and then having Otsutsuki Urashiki enjoy taking the Otsutsuki clan's super ultimate physical technique, the Otsutsuki elbow.

what can i say?

Kishimoto likes fishing nets and Ikemoto likes belts, and their XPs are perfectly reflected in their works.

Look at Sarada, who looks like a fucking gangster, with so many belt elements on her body, and then look at the greasy style of painting.

If Erzhuzi knew that his daughter would look like a fucking white black person in the future, he might not be able to hold the gun down and shoot it into the wall.

I really don't understand how to praise Boruto.

Bottom out?

If Boruto had nothing to do with Naruto, would so many people still watch it?

I also know that the protagonists of Boruto are not Naruto and Sasuke, but can the way they are made to exit the screen be a little considerate of the feelings of the old fans of Naruto? After all, that was my youth.

I'm getting off topic. I was writing a thank you note for the release of Boruto, but as I was writing it, I started complaining about Boruto: Naruto Next Generations.

I quite like Boruto Uzumaki, especially his seduction technique.

Boruto... I won't comment on it, I've already complained about everything I need to complain about.

There's nothing much to say, just don't turn on the automatic subscription and just watch what you like.

What if the writing fails later?

Wouldn’t it be a big loss to turn on automatic subscription?

Thank you for reading this chapter and writing my thoughts on its release. It can be read as a complaint about the negative energy explosion in Boruto.

Volume 59: Chapter : The Will of Fire Can’t Be Eaten

In the Land of Fire, in the early spring just after the cold winter, the temperature became even colder, and a phenomenon called "late spring cold" appeared.

With frequent strong winds, the weather has become somewhat dry. People who have applied White Snake brand moisturizer have found that their skin is not as dry as in previous years.

Some people's skin may peel slightly due to dry weather, but this problem disappears after applying moisturizer.

With people's spontaneous promotion, the sales of White Snake brand skin care products became even more popular, and those who were originally on the sidelines also took action.

Konoha

Why come to the barbecue restaurant again?

Is it appropriate to discuss business matters at a barbecue restaurant?