Traveling to another world, I made a two-dimensional girl into a card

[Minion Card - Dragon/Undead-Ghost/Chef]

[Raid, Windfury, Sweep]

[Battlecry: Add "Sago and Orange" to your hand]

[Flash: Add the "Recipe Collection" to your treasure bar]

[Hell Chef-Juer, 8-8-8]

[Minion Card - Undead - Zombie]

[Raid, Windfury, Sweep]

[Battlecry: Place "Hell Factory Upgrade" in your treasure column. When "Hell Factory Upgrade" and "Hell Medium Canned Food Production Factory" appear in your treasure column at the same time, the effect of upgrading the latter will be changed to compress four random food cards into a "Canned Food" with a mana cost of three at the beginning of each round and place it in your hand. Repeat twice.]

[Simi and Juer, 8-cost hero cards]

[Battlecry: Immediately discover four recipe cards and reduce their consumption to 0. Your cooking cards do not occupy your hand cards, and your hero skill is changed to be released twice.]

[Heat up the pan, 2-cost hero skill, find a recipe card from "Simi's Recipe" and "Ju'er's Recipe"]

[Recipe Collection, available once per round, discover a recipe card from "Simi's Recipe" and "Ju'er's Recipe", all recipe cards cost 2 mana]

[Thorn Fence (Orange Quality), 1-1-1]

[Minion Card - Plant Family - Vine]

[Stealth, tradable]

[Transaction: Choose a card you want from the deck]

[United Government Brain Manager - Naike (Red Quality), 6-2-2]

[Minion Card - Mechanical - Artificial Intelligence]

[Heavy Armor 2, Magic Defeat]

[Battlecry: Summon "Mercury One"]

[Flash: Place "Nike's Controller" in your treasure bar]

[Hell Chief-Nike (Red Quality), 4-2-2]

[Minion Card - Mechanical - Artificial Intelligence]

[Heavy Armor 2, Magic Defeat]

[Battlecry: For the remainder of this round, at the end of your turn, you gain 5 health points and 5 armor points, and put "Elite Factory" into your treasure column. For the remainder of this round, at the beginning of your turn, you discover an Elite Fighter and put it into your hand.]

[Mercury One, 5-4-6]

[Minion Card - Mechanical - Nanoworm Tide]

[Taunt, Spirit, Eternity]

[Nike's controller, triggered at the beginning of each round, choose, gain 5 armor points; or put "Mercury X" into your hand]

[Khamul, Yating and Zhiwei (orange quality), 4-1-8]

[Minion Card - Undead - Zombie/Skeleton]

【Taunt, Eternal】

[Battle cry: In the remaining time of the duel, you can make all the choices you want, quickly say thank you Zhiwei]

[If you are not dead at the start of the next round, change your deathrattle to "For the rest of the duel, you can get all the recipe cards you found. Say thank you to Khamul."]

[Deathrattle: For the rest of the duel, your recipe card discovery will be changed to choosing a card you don't need from three cards. Say thank you Yating quickly.]

[Forest Dragon Fortune (Orange Quality), 3-6-4]

[Minion Card - Dragon - Forest Dragon]

[Raid, Sweep]

[Sleep for three rounds]

[While dormant, discover a recipe from "Orange's Recipe" each round]

[Activation 1: This follower gains +2 attack power this round. If it dies during this round, the follower will be put back into your hand.]

[Cool Big Vine (Orange Quality), 7-5-5]

[Minion Card - Plant Family - Vine]

[Heavy Armor 1, Taunt]

[Battlecry: For the remainder of this round, the cost of all discovered recipe cards is reduced by 1 point]

[Activation 2: Cause 5 damage to a random enemy]

[Mushroom Professor (Orange Quality), 4-4-4]

[Follower Card - Plant Family - Mushroom]

[Holy Shield]

[Battlecry: In the next duel, the death of each follower will add a random recipe card to your hand]

[Deathrattle: For the remainder of this game, the cost of all discovered recipe cards is reduced by 1 point]

[Activation 1: Draw a card]

[Salt and Crispy Mosquito, 2-cost cooking card, found two cooking cards]

[Salt-grilled Evil Fish, 2-cost cooking card, the cost of the next two cards played is -3]

[Salt-grilled shrimp, 2-cost cooking card, restores 8 health points for your hero]

[Happy Grass Scroll, 2-cost cooking card, draw a card, and return a random card from the opponent's hand to their deck]

[Snail Slices Cold Dishes, a 2-cost cooking card that grants thorns to your hero and minions on the field]

[Banana Blast, 2-cost cooking card, keeps your hero at 1 attack point, and increases the value when used again]

[Charcoal Grilled Shrimp Claws, 2-cost cooking card, causes 5 points of bleeding damage]

[Crispy Frog Legs, 2-cost cooking card, causes 5 points of corrosion damage]

[Guava Juice, a 2-cost cooking card. For the rest of the game, at the beginning and end of your turn, your hero recovers 1 health point.]

[Grandma's Secret Snail Soup, 2-cost cooking card, deals 3 damage to all enemies]

[Double Extreme Crab, 2-cost cooking card, gives a minion +2 attack power and windfury]

[Slime Yokan, 2-cost cooking card, immediately restore 3 health points before receiving damage for the next three times]

[Crab Soup, a 2-cost cooking card, grants your hero 15 points of armor, and loses 5 points at the start of the next round]

[Dragon Fruit Lime Jelly, a 2-cost cooking card, deals 4 damage to a minion and its adjacent minion, and the excess damage is transferred to the opponent's hero]

[Fried Crab with Shacha, 2-cost cooking card. For the remainder of the game, at the end of the turn, deal 3 damage to the enemy hero.]

[Mixed Mushroom and Vegetable Soup, a 2-cost cooking card, causes an enemy minion to gain "Deathrattle: Summon an 8-8 giant mushroom man with 'Taunt' for your opponent"]

[Grilled Glowing Mushrooms, 2-cost cooking card, your hero gains +5 attack power and dexterity this turn]

[Fire Dragon Energy Drink, a 2-cost cooking card, restores 3 health points for your hero and gives a follower +3/+3]

[Shrimp Pancake, 2-cost cooking card, restores 5 health points and gives your hero 5 armor points]

[Fried Clams, a 2-cost cooking card that deals 2 damage to all enemies and grants +2 attack to all friendly minions on the field]

[Water Elf Clam Soup, 2-cost cooking card, discovers a weapon card and gives it +2/+1]

[Enlightenment Mushroom, 2-cost cooking card. For the rest of the game, at the start of your turn, your hero recovers 2 health points.]

[Fried Tentacles, a 2-cost cooking card, equips your hero with a 3-2 tentacle bow with dexterity, gaining Windfury this round]

[Riptide Clam Essence, a 2-cost cooking card that allows all friendly minions on the field to gain penetration]

[Spider Chops, 2-cost cooking card, grants a minion poison and cold blood]

[Grilled Mantis Claw, 2-cost cooking card, deals 4 damage to three random enemies, precision: also deals 4 damage to adjacent minions]

Chapter 218: The author is going through san check and failed miserably

Fortunately, Ju'er is easy to get along with and is not completely unreasonable. She just unconsciously practices double standards, so Fang Qingyun did not feel disgusted. A relatively perfect person has some minor flaws, which will not only not make people dislike her, but will instead bring her closer to others, just like a cute point.

Ju'er may have realized the inconsistency between her words and actions. After she finished speaking to Mushroom in a righteous manner, she realized what she had said. Her face quickly turned red, but she quickly forced herself to change the subject.

"I can sense that there seems to be a huge monster ahead. In my current condition, I can only hold on for three to four minutes at most. Apprentice, if you can't find a durable pot within these three or four minutes, or defeat the monster blocking the way..." Ju'er didn't give a detailed description, but seeing that she was almost turning into a puddle, it was estimated that her end would not be good.

Pot? Maybe I don’t have anything else, but I still have a durable pot.

"...Let me do it." The sound of the frying pan rang in Fang Qingyun's mind: "After seeing those flesh and blood monsters, I seem to remember a lot of things..."

"Alas," Tiechui sighed, "They said that the little girl copied and plagiarized, and in the end we found out that it was us old bones who had a bad memory. It's really embarrassing..."

Fang Qingyun had a bold guess, but it was obviously not the right time to verify it. He took out a frying pan from his backpack. After Ju'er checked the pan with magic, she was surprised to find that the pan met her requirements. The joy and feeling of not having to die made her emotional: "Hurry up, put me in the pan, it will be too late if you wait any longer."

Fang Qingyun took out a military multi-functional folding shovel from his bag and shoveled the oranges into the pot. He was dissatisfied with the uneven distribution on both sides, so he shook the pot to shake the oranges evenly.

"Apprentice, stay in this position and don't move!" Ju'er, who was originally so big, now can be put into a frying pan. If it was one night later, she would probably disappear into thin air, and her soul would also enter the void and be shattered.

Green dragon fire lit up from the bottom of the pot. At this moment, Ju'er used all the magic power she could control to heat herself with all her strength. The high-temperature green flame made Fang Qingyun feel unbearable heat. If it was an ordinary iron pot, it would probably have melted by now. Fortunately, the frying pan remained motionless.

After being heated, the boiling gas tried to rush out from the surface of the "orange cake", but the orange seemed to have good waterproof properties. These gases formed bulging bulges on the surface of the orange, and then exploded into small holes with the sound of "bang bang bang", and then released a large amount of distorted gas.

After being heated, Ju'er's body began to jump violently in the pot, twitching and leaving afterimages. The big vine watching looked at Ju'er's appearance and couldn't help but worry: "Boss...is this normal for you?"

"I don't know." Ju'er's voice was trembling, and accompanied by all kinds of strange ugh sounds. It seemed that she was about to vomit. "If nothing unexpected happens, it should be fine soon...ah!"

Ju'er suddenly let out a scream, and as she screamed, her body was stretched into a long strip, like a T1000 falling into molten steel. It underwent a horrible deformation, as if a tormented soul wanted to escape from this body. Ju'er's head stood up from the pot, and she opened her mouth in the high temperature. A new head popped out from her tongue, but it was soon melted by the high temperature again.

This mentally polluting scene made Fang Qingyun unconsciously move his face away. He now felt that his sanity was being tested. He felt it was okay when he saw the liquid metal robot melting in the Terminator before, but now after his face was replaced with Orange's, this scene was disgusting enough.

After violent twitching and melting, Ju'er's liquid body exploded, and a large amount of fragments splashed onto the faces of the bystanders, like an oil pan exploding. The remaining part turned into a wisp of green smoke, from which the unconscious Ju'er emerged.

"Where am I, who am I, what happened? Have I paid off my mortgage?" The disheveled Ju'er is now in a soul state. She is still in a daze, and her body is covered with a large amount of residue produced by the complete melting of the original possessed body. Therefore, there is no benefit selling, let alone exposure.

"I feel like I've suffered psychological trauma..." The big vine's face was covered with those residues, almost covering its red eyes. It rarely retched twice: "The thing I feared the most really happened... After my car broke down, my psychological trauma became even more serious."

Ju'er quickly adjusted her state, sorted out her thoughts, and changed into a familiar chef's uniform: "The so-called fear is nothing more than the emotion caused by the biological instinct forcing you to predict the future..."

While Ju'er was talking to the big vine, Fang Qingyun finally had time to observe Ju'er's true form. Before, she was either in the form of the forest king wearing a cloak, or in the form of being possessed, and he could only roughly see some simple appearance features. But now Ju'er has returned to her appearance before she died, and Fang Qingyun can appreciate her carefully.

Juer's hair color is a relatively rare color. It is not the low-key flax color, nor the elegant gold, but the orange color as its name suggests. The orange hair looks so suitable on Juer's head. Just one glance at it makes people have a subconscious idea that Juer should have this hair color.

The orange hair was not loose, probably to prevent it from falling into the pot, Juer tied it into a neat ponytail. From the orange hair, two antlers like hair accessories appeared. Juer's antlers were not as fancy as those of male deer in nature, with several forks like small Christmas trees, nor were they as monotonous as those of female deer in nature with only one fork. It seemed that a proper balance was struck between the two, making the antlers look not too dominant but full of beauty.

Juer was wearing a western-style chef's uniform, the kind that you can wear with a chef's hat to teach people how to cook. The buttons on the chest were deliberately made a little bigger, making her look dignified and a little playful. She also had a green silk scarf tied around her chest, just like a primary school student's red scarf and an adult's bow tie, except that it felt more like a sailor's knot, purely for decoration and contrast.

While Fang Qingyun was observing, Ju'er raised a finger and continued to tell the big vine his own views: "It is assumed that there are terrifying beasts hiding in it, so they are afraid of the darkness and worried that they will be rejected by others, so they are afraid to show themselves, but as long as the fear comes true..."

Juer made an explosion gesture: "Then fear will lose its reason for existence and will naturally disappear."

The big vine still had that expressionless look on its face, as if it was full of calmness and indifference towards everything. It was unclear whether it really listened or was just agreeing. It exclaimed in a flat tone: "Wow, really, I'm not afraid of my car breaking down anymore, because it's already broken. I seem to have realized a new philosophy of life."

The thorn fence next to it looked apologetic for the car that had hit the big vine. Its thin body should not have allowed it to express its apology, but it curled itself up into a ball in an autistic state, and no one knew whether it was because it had hit the car or because it had knocked over the king of the forest?

"So, the best way to overcome fear is to make it come true?" I don't know if the big vine is making a joke or he really doesn't understand, and for a moment, Orange doesn't know how to respond.

"...Honestly, I don't know what I'm talking about anymore." Ju'er was silent for a while, and then comforted the big vine: "What I mean is, don't worry too much. Cars are like fruits growing from trees. They will come back after a while."

"So cars grow from trees?" The big vine suddenly realized, but its expressionless face made it hard to tell whether it was pretending not to understand or really didn't understand: "You know biology best. Since you said so, I feel relieved."

Ju'er covered her face speechlessly, not knowing how to answer. At this time, Professor Mushroom, dressed as an explorer, came over and said, "Don't bother. I have some super glue here. Just apply it on the car and it will be fixed in a while."

Facing the two people who had completely lost their scientific sense, Ju'er almost pressed her finger into his forehead: "Cars don't grow on trees. You should apologize to the car factory."

Professor Mushroom shrugged and expressed his confusion: "I am also curious about how humans in the past survived in the underground city. I believe that understanding the history of the past can be of great help to our current lives. According to my excavation of historical materials, humans in the past seemed to have a ritual called high-equipment inspection, which would bury a large amount of weapons and ammunition underground."

High-level inspection? What is that? Fang Qingyun shook his head. He had never heard of this term.

"I'm still investigating why they do this," Professor Mushroom climbed onto the excavator behind him with great enthusiasm. "It feels like this behavior is like worshiping the king of the forest. Maybe humans also have a god of weapons? Ah, humans are really amazing."

God is fucking offering sacrifices to the god of weapons... Fang Qingyun held his face tight, trying not to laugh out loud. Is it the Gatling Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering?

"Is there a possibility?" Ju'er was completely speechless, so much so that she even put down her hands that were covering her face. "I'm just saying one possibility. They buried the weapons and ammunition in order to embezzle them? After all, weapons and ammunition are also quite profitable, and passing inferior goods off as good ones is also quite profitable."

"This... is impossible." Professor Mushroom was in a state of unacceptability. It was hard for him to imagine that his long exploration had become a joke. He quickly recovered and opened the side door of the excavator: "But... at least these primitive relics I dug out are useful, right?"

Fang Qingyun fell silent as he looked at the pump-action shotgun in the tractor, which had an axe blade installed on the sleeve and turned into an axe in a strange shape.