After the protagonist retired, the heroine quit

"In other words, it's just that person who makes you feel dangerous. There should be no problem with going on this date."

Xiao Yu's eyes flashed, and he accurately caught the loophole in Bu Suantian's words.

"Xiao Yu! What are you thinking about?"

Seeing that Xiao Yu was still determined to find the woman upstairs, Bu Suantianqi became furious and kicked him directly in the face.

The white and tender feet were very powerful, but fortunately Xiao Yu was quick and dodged the attack by turning his head. He also reached out and grabbed her ankle to prevent her from continuing to attack Xiao Yu.

This little glutinous rice ball has been staying next to him for too long and has become tough. It actually kicked him in the face. What if it kicks his handsome face crooked?

"You can't say that. If you are really worried, why don't you ask for divination?"

His legs were a little numb from squatting, so Xiao Yu stood up by holding Bu Suantian's feet and asked at the same time.

"That... is not it. You... you ignored my words, which caused your fate to be in chaos now. You are contaminated by too many things. I can't calculate anything about your future risks. Hey! It hurts... Put my foot down, Xiao Yu, you rascal!"

Xiao Yu held the delicate feet in his hands, and the hot touch was transmitted all the way from the ankles to the brain, making the future fortune teller's face flushed, and a hint of shyness flashed in his soft eyes.

Xiao Yu, this bastard!

Don’t you know that you can’t touch girls’ feet casually?!

At the same time, because Xiao Yu stood up, Bu Suantian's lifted foot was continuously raised higher, his calf straightened, and he seemed to be doing splits in the air.

She was standing on one leg on the bed, unable to even stand steadily.

"Oh, sorry."

Seeing Bu Shuantian struggling with trembling calves, Xiao Yu immediately realized the situation and hurriedly returned the jade foot in his hand.

Plop.

Bu Shutian fell on the bed, but fortunately there was a pillow behind him, so nothing serious happened.

It was the noise that frightened the hair on the tricolor hairpin on her head so much that it stood up, and her body flew into the air and landed on the bed beside her.

Seeing this, Xiao Yu smiled awkwardly and touched his nose subconsciously.

broken!

His mind was still on the moment when he was putting socks on Li Yunshang in the afternoon. When he saw her feet coming towards him, he subconsciously held them in his hands.

Bu Suantian fell down from his horse. Just as he raised his head, he saw Xiao Yu putting his hand to his nose, as if he was savoring the remaining charm on his hand.

Instantly, her face flushed red, she grabbed a pillow beside her and held it against her chest, shouting:

"Pervert! Pervert! You went to find that woman upstairs simply because you saw her big breasts and round butt and got aroused by her, you bastard Xiao Yu, you pervert Xiao Yu!"

"Eh? How do you become a pervert? Ahem... I haven't seen the woman upstairs. I don't even know what she looks like. How can I be considered to be attracted to her?"

Xiao Yu reacted and quickly shook off the hand that had just touched Bu Suantian's feet.

Depend on!

The protagonist has pretended so much that some of his subconscious habits have become the same.

It seems that the protagonist's bad habit of touching his nose needs to be changed in the future, otherwise it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings.

"Of course not! I clearly read your fortune before you left, telling you to stay away from women and not to mess around with them, to avoid romantic troubles, but you ended up sleeping with someone else, the leader of the Qingyun Floating Sect, and the same thing happened when you came back from looking for Long Wanyan this time.

Dahua smelled the scent of two different women on you. You know that you are messing around like this, which makes me feel insecure. If you continue like this, you will be hacked to death by a woman. What will I do then? You haven't solved my death trap yet!"

"What are you talking about regarding Long Wanyan? She and I are just friends."

When the fig leaf was lifted from his body, Xiao Yu's body stiffened, but he still tried to get away with it.

However, Bu Shuantian snorted and immediately interrupted Xiao Yu's attempt to cover up his mistake:

"Oh! Stop pretending. I know everything. You didn't even try to cover it up when you came back. I can tell the marks on your body at a glance. There's no need for fortune-telling."

Xiao Yu was slightly embarrassed. No way, this little glutinous rice ball actually noticed it.

What the hell is the max ability to catch an adulterer?

He finally understood why the little glutinous rice dumpling, contrary to his usual behavior, tried to obstruct him again.

She was afraid that she would go up and continue to have sex with the woman, and then die under the axe.

This way, no one will help her to escape death. When a cultivator in the Spiritual Transformation Realm arrives, she will want him too. That's why she is trying to obstruct him now.

No... doesn't he look like that kind of person?

Before the cave, he was a pure and innocent boy in two lives.

He was forced!

Every time he was the one being pinned down and squeezed dry.

And there weren't many women involved, right? Only Long Wanyan and Li Yunshang, how could that be considered a philanderer?

Probably seeing what Xiao Yu was thinking, Bu Shuantian on the bed turned her head, the thick pillow covering her hot face, her little mouth opened and closed, and she muttered softly:

"What a bastard. With so many romantic debts, how could this person be mine..."

She closed her mouth halfway through her speech.

Putting aside the future that he had accidentally dreamed of before, for now, Xiao Yu should give up the idea of ​​going to the third floor.

That woman...is really not simple.

Probably he remembered the hexagram that had been divined, and a hint of fear flashed in Bu Suantian's soft, crystal blue eyes.

Chapter 86: Cuteness is nothing compared to sexiness

Let's get back to the topic, since his affair with Long Wanyan has been discovered by this sharp little glutinous rice dumpling.

He didn't have to hide it any longer.

But before that, there was one thing that Xiao Yu felt needed to be clarified, otherwise it would damage the trust between the two of them.

After all, it seemed that Bu Shuantian was very angry that Xiao Yu did not listen to her and went to bed with Long Wanyan despite her advice.

"Let me make it clear first. I am not ignoring your words. The incident regarding Long Wanyan was force majeure at the time. By the time I realized what was happening, it had already happened. I have always listened to your words as if they were an imperial decree."

"Really? Then I say you shouldn't go to the third floor to look for that woman tonight."

Upon hearing this, Bu Suantian's expression became serious. He immediately imitated the emperor's tone and gave orders with a wave of his finger.

"..."

No, there would be no fun that way.

Xiao Yu couldn't help but cover his face. It seemed that he would have to disobey the order next.

"Humph! As expected, there is no such thing as force majeure. In the final analysis, it was Long Wanyan who seduced you a few times and you couldn't help it. Stop making excuses."

Seeing Xiao Yu like this, Bu Suantian knew at a glance that he had given up the idea of ​​going to the third floor. She curled her lips and simply threw the pillow in her arms to Xiao Yu.

The force was not strong, just light, and the hit on Xiao Yu had no effect. However, this also showed Bu Shuantian's attitude. It was obvious that she regarded Xiao Yu as a lecherous hooligan who often hooked up with women.

There is at least two kinds of women's scent on his body, which is very convincing.

"No... You don't understand the situation at that time. I was already paralyzed and could only walk on my stomach. And Long Wanyan happened to be drenched in the blood of a dragon. Due to various factors, such a thing happened. I am actually very self-disciplined and never do anything stupid."

meow~

The Sanhua Lady next to him let out a soft cry, apparently agreeing with what Xiao Yu said.

"I don't believe it... Dahua said that the woman's scent on you is almost pickled and it's very pungent."

Bu Shuantian, who had a shaken look at first, instantly became firm again after hearing the cat's cry.

no……

Do you understand cats' meows?!

However, Xiao Yu changed his mind, looked at Sanhua Niangniang, Bu Suantian and their cat, and understood.

After all, he was raised by a spirit, so it is normal for him to understand cat language.

In fact, Bu Shutian himself was easy to fool. After all, it wasn't even Double Ten yet and he was still a child.

She is now very different from the wise woman who planned and strategized in the later part of the novel.

But right now...

Xiao Yu glanced at the calico cat licking its fur on the bed.

Sure enough... the cat she carried with her was not as simple as it looked.

"That was all an accident. Things are actually very complicated..."

As he spoke, Xiao Yu's eyes turned, and he began to think whether he should find some dried fish to bribe the Three Flowers Goddess next to Bu Suantian, and ask it to say a few good words so that he would let him pass.

Just as Xiao Yu was thinking about it and hadn't taken any action yet, Bu Shuantian, who was sitting on the bed, had bright eyes, as if she had thought of a solution. She said:

"In that case, let's do this. I'll seduce you and test you. Xiao Yu, if you can look at me and resist the temptation and can hold back from jumping on me, it means that you are not a pervert who can't control his lower body when he sees a woman. In that case...you can go to the third floor if you want. How about it?!"

Should we say that he is worthy of being the number one fortune teller in the future?

Bu Suantian’s proposal is simply... irrelevant.

Xiao Yu was stunned on the spot. Even Sanhua lying on the bed next to him widened his eyes, his pupils became needle-shaped, and his pair of cat ears stood straight up. He also looked at Bu Shuantian, who was feeling good about himself, in disbelief.

What did this little glutinous rice dumpling say?

Is she testing herself?

Which cadre can withstand such a test... ahem, no, although it may sound a bit presumptuous.

But Xiao Yu believed that no matter how horny he was, he would not make a move on a girl who was not yet 20 years old, right?

Bu Suantian was not ugly, and could even be ranked among the most beautiful women Xiao Yu had ever met.

A face as white and tender as if it could just emerge from water, long light blue hair tied up in a bun, and a pair of soft eyes as soft as a pool of clear water.

The people watching were fascinated.

Overall, it feels a bit cute.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu couldn't help but look at Bu Suantian a few more times.

However, it was just a glance.

He felt like he was being stared at by someone. To be precise, it wasn't a person, but a cat.

Moving his eyes downward, he found that Bu Suantian's Three-Flower Goddess was looking at him intently.

His sharp eyes were just like the yellow-haired look of an old father looking at the cabbages he grew up in.

A cold light flashed from time to time in the needle-shaped pupils.

Xiao Yu felt a chill in his lower body when he saw this.

Ok.

He finally understood why Bu Shuantian dared to book a room with him and sleep in the same bed.

At this moment, Bu Shuantian felt offended by the shocked looks of the man and the cat, and said angrily:

"What's wrong? Am I not a woman too? Isn't it just right to test me like this? What are you looking at me with such shock?!"

As a cat, Sanhua Niangniang couldn't speak human language, so Xiao Yu spoke first:

"I don't know how to put it, but... your test is a bit unnecessary. If I couldn't resist, I would have attacked you last night instead of waiting until now."

People should know themselves. As the saying goes, cuteness is not worth mentioning when it comes to sexiness.

Why does this little glutinous rice dumpling think that it can’t resist?

Who does she think she is?

Yellow eel? Dive into any hole you see?