I am a loser, a socially phobic, and a shut-in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

"The school has been closed for so many days. I don't know what Lanlan is doing. She hasn't talked to me for a long time... Sylvie, what do you think Lanlan is doing now?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Sylvie is right!"

"Huh? Lanlan posted on WeChat Moments... Turns out she was running. As expected of Lanlan, she never slacked off even during the school holidays and never gave up on losing weight. She is indeed a very determined and amazing person!"

With eyes shining, and under Sylvie's subtle gaze, Xu Lin habitually gave a "like" to Liu Lanlan's circle of friends.

...

"Ding"

When Liu Lanlan heard the message from WeChat, she jumped up and picked up her phone. Seeing that Xu Lin liked the post she sent to her friends, Liu Lanlan suddenly became motivated.

"Xu, Xu Lin liked my comment. She has me in her heart!"

"No... No, I can't give up yet. A day's plan begins in the morning. Even if the school is temporarily closed because an ancient tomb was dug up, I can't let my guard down."

I like things related to legends of mysterious creatures the most. I am also very interested in the gossip about zombies in school. In the past, I would have wanted to chat with Xu Lin for several days, but now I have more important things to do.

"I used to be very pretty. I must lose weight so that I can be considered Xu Lin's best friend. This way, Xu Lin won't be laughed at for having a friend as fat as me."

Recalling the mocking words that she heard from Sun Lan and others a few days ago, Liu Lanlan's eyes were more determined than ever before, because she had lost too much and been scolded too much because of that damn obesity, and this time even Xu Lin was implicated. No matter what, she had to lose weight this time!

"Run another 500 meters! I don't believe that Liu Lanlan can't lose weight!"

"My classmate Li Hongxia, the owner of the Xinyue Funeral Shop account, was able to transform from a fat girl into a gloomy beauty wearing a black Gothic lace dress and dark circles under her eyes... Her charm has increased ridiculously. Is there any way I can't lose weight?!"

"My requirements are not high. I don't need to be as beautiful as before. As long as I can lose weight, I can pay any price for it!"

"..."

"Huchi... Huchi... Huchi..."

After running another lap, the confident Liu Lanlan went to the park supermarket to weigh herself. Then, under the sympathetic gaze of the clerk, she despairingly discovered that she had not lost any weight, but had gained a kilogram.

"No, that shouldn't be the case. I didn't even have breakfast today."

I have been exercising regularly and never overeating, so why can't I lose weight?

"Ah, I feel like I can't work hard anymore. I can't lose weight no matter how much I exercise, so I might as well live a more comfortable life."

"Even though I say that, I will probably continue to exercise tomorrow... It's unfortunate, I wish I could lose weight just by exercising, even if it's just a little bit."

Liu Lanlan, becoming more and more desperate, walked towards home dejectedly, but when she passed by the overpass, she found that a place on the bridge was surrounded by onlookers.

"What's going on over there? It looks like something interesting is happening..."

After getting closer and seeing the cute white-haired loli inside, Liu Lanlan's eyes suddenly changed.

He was one meter tall, with waist-length snow-white hair. Even with sunglasses on, his pure golden eyes could not be hidden. He wore a black windbreaker, with gold ornaments on his ears, hands, and neck. He exuded an aura of nobility and coldness from head to toe.

'awsl, what a cute little loli... I wish I could be as thin as her. This waist looks like a silicone doll, and it looks like you can hold it with one hand.'

'...'

After admiring for a while, Liu Lanlan noticed the crystal balls on the stalls and the white-haired girl's outfit, and her expression became a little strange again.

'She looks like an oriental fortune teller, but the crystal ball on her stall makes her look like a western fortune teller. Is she a combination of the East and the West, and a writer who can write both? Who is she?'

Chapter 91: Chongming Town with Outstanding People and Beautiful Scenery

It has to be said that the little white-haired girl's extremely high appearance and contrasting dress successfully attracted Liu Lanlan's attention. The words of the people around her further increased Liu Lanlan's interest in the white-haired girl to a great extent.

"This little sister Bai Lian is so accurate... Just now, a man in a suit who looked like the boss came here to tell fortunes. Bai Lian directly said that the boss would have a bloody disaster today and would die in a car accident. The boss didn't believe it at all and just said that Bai Lian was using a common trick used by quacks to deceive people. As a result, he was hit by a dump truck right after he left here... He is still in the ICU..."

"Ghost, the dump trucks have come out, so the boss won't be taken to another world by the trucks?" "This is Dragon Country, not an island country, so it shouldn't be possible to be taken to another world... But is this Bai Lian really that magical? It's fine that Xinyue Funeral Shop's predictions were so accurate, but now another Miss Bai Lian has come out, and she's in Chongming Town? Apart from anything else, isn't our Chongming Town a little too blessed with talented people?"

"But the predictions are so accurate. In addition to that boss, there was also a purple-haired lady who asked for divination just now... That lady likes to buy scratch tickets very much. When she saw this stall, she felt it was a connection, so she came to ask Bai Lian to calculate her luck for today. Then Bai Lian said directly that this lady had the sign of losing money to avoid disaster today. And it's not just a normal loss of money to avoid disaster, but a sign of losing everything."

“Instead of hearing the blessing words like ‘good luck’ that she wanted to hear, the purple-haired girl looked very unhappy. She went to the scratch-off lottery store and bought a 100-yuan scratch-off lottery ticket. Unexpectedly, she made a huge profit of 10,000 yuan. She even came over happily and said that the Bai Lian girl’s calculation was not accurate... In response, the Bai Lian girl was very calm and just suggested that the girl stop immediately and not get involved...”

“But for some reason, the young lady seemed to be possessed by a ghost. She felt that she was lucky today and won 10,000 yuan. She wanted to buy another 1,000 yuan scratch card to see if she could make more money. After all the 1,000 yuan scratch cards went bankrupt, the young lady felt that she had lost a lot of money and wanted to make back the 1,000 yuan. As a result, she lost another 3,000 yuan. The young lady became more and more obsessed, and soon she lost all the 10,000 yuan she had earned…”

"This kind of ups and downs made the young lady feel unacceptable. At this time, the young lady just wanted to earn back the 10,000 yuan she earned at the beginning, but she ended up getting deeper and deeper into trouble. In the end, she lost more than 100,000 yuan at one time, all the money she had worked hard to earn for several months..."

"That girl is so regretful. Look, the purple-haired beauty over there on the overpass who is now in a state of isolation and considering whether to jump off the bridge is the gambler girl."

"Wait... You can earn more than 100,000 in a few months??? Then she can earn tens of thousands of yuan a month??? What does she do?" "She seems to be a well-known bodyguard with high combat effectiveness..."

"So, is it fortune-telling or divination?" "I feel that divination and fortune-telling are similar. Older people prefer divination, but some young people seem to be more interested in horoscopes, so they prefer divination. The essence of these two calculation methods should be the same."

"There was also a little brother whose mother went missing while traveling with friends in the Nameless Mountains. Bai Lian simply calculated that his mother would walk out of the Nameless Mountains today... Not long after, the little brother actually received a notification from his family that his mother had actually returned home!"

"Is this true? Is this little sister Bai Lian's predictions really that accurate? What you say is so incredible, I want to go up and give it a try."

"Go and give it a try. It's really accurate. I just tried it. Bai Lian said that I'm not suitable to continue being a programmer. If I continue, I'm afraid I'll die in four or five years. Compared to a programmer, I'm more suitable to be an all-round gynecologist! I'm going to give it a try!"

“…”

At the stall, listening to everyone's comments on the accuracy of her fortune-telling, Bai Lian, or Mermaid Bubble, picked up the black tea beside her and took a sip elegantly.

"Hmm...Ice tea tastes so good even after being opened for five minutes~"

Bai Lian is a new account that I created for my secondary account Mermaid Bubble on a whim, just like the account Xiyue that was created by the werewolf ancestor Sylvie. It would be much more convenient to do things this way.

Her current image looks no different from that of an ordinary human little girl, except that her appearance is ridiculously high. Features such as the crown, dragon horns, and fish tail have disappeared because of mimicry. She can shrink all those things into her body, and then slightly modify her appearance. After lowering her appearance a lot, she also changes the fish tail into a pair of feet, so she can now move normally on land.

However, even if her appearance was lowered, it still seemed ridiculously high in the eyes of ordinary people... If it had not been lowered, even without a fish tail and without exposing her identity as a mermaid, the Bai Lian alias would still be able to cause a sensation simply by relying on her appearance. Because after the Mermaid Bubble, the alias of Swallowed Sea's Beloved Daughter, transformed into a mermaid, her appearance was so ridiculous that she didn't look like a human being, and was even more beautiful than a fairy.

"Hey, how can a person be so excellent? It seems that being too excellent is also a kind of trouble~~~"

After being narcissistic for a while, Bai Lian felt happier thinking about the many gains she had made.

He knew nothing about fortune-telling and divination. Although he called it fortune-telling and divination, in fact, it was all based on the abilities he gained after devouring and absorbing the Beloved Daughter of the Sea.

You can see your fate, and you can also copy a person's innate abilities or acquired skills by triggering their fate or helping them change their fate...

Driving, painting, calligraphy, even games and handicrafts are all considered acquired skills, so even an ordinary person has many acquired skills that can be copied. Unfortunately, you can only copy one at a time~~~

Even so, I have gained a lot of useful abilities by helping everyone in the past few hours... such as ordinary cooking skills, mastery-level programming, ordinary photo editing skills, ordinary painting skills, ordinary driving skills, mastery-level singing skills, mastery-level farming skills and many other practical abilities.

Triggering a fate or helping a person change his or her destiny is much easier than you initially thought.

Chapter 92: The all-round mermaid Bubble!

Everyone is the protagonist of his own life. Many things will happen in life. The future has infinite possibilities and infinite branches. A word, an action, or even a small choice will create a different future.

For example, a boss will be hit by a car and killed when he goes out today. Another example is that a young lady will lose all her money if she buys scratch tickets today. This is a definite [predetermined fate] similar to destiny. It will only change when external forces interfere or other people suddenly want to intervene and their destinies intersect.

For example, a person has the potential to become a painter, but he may or may not be exposed to painting, or he may not be able to persist in painting after being exposed to painting, and ultimately does not become a painter for various reasons. So he is just a person with the potential to become a painter, not a painter. Another example is that a person has further possibilities and opportunities in a certain period of time. These are all uncertain [potential destinies] that can be triggered by external factors.

For example, a person like Sister Liuli has the potential to awaken blood and become a high-level extraordinary individual, has the potential to awaken superpowers and become a superpower, has the potential to cultivate immortals or become a magician, but may not be able to come into contact with the extraordinary, lack opportunities or the heart to pursue the Tao, so in the end he can only live a mediocre life and die in depression. This is also the uncertain [potential extraordinary fate], which represents an opportunity, a possibility, and can also be triggered by external factors.

[Predetermined destiny] is certain and will happen unless there are unexpected events, but it can be changed by external forces.

[Potential fate] is uncertain. It may happen or not happen, but it can be triggered by external forces.

In addition, there are some rare and unique types of fate...

After observing the relevant fate, you can change the established fate so that people who should have been hit by a car will not be killed today, triggering the potential fate, so that people who have the potential to become painters can become painters after a few years of hard work and change their fate. Then, just like completing a game task, you can get rewards and copy an innate ability or skill from the target.

'This ability to see through other people's fate can not only help those in need, but I can also gain a lot of benefits myself~'

Apart from some people whose fate can be triggered or changed after several months or even years, I have helped a lot of people today and acquired a lot of skills. It feels great to be able to feel the increase in my skills just by lying still and saying a few words!

Although they are all ordinary life skills, who knows if they will be useful in the future. Little by little, if the Mermaid Bubble keeps telling fortunes and hanging up here, Bubble will definitely become an all-round Bubble who has mastered all life skills and knows a little bit of every skill!

Come on, a mermaid who can do everything is really cool! I just want to say that it’s really cool that I can have such a perfect little trumpet!

"Okay, who else wants to come over for fortune telling or divination? It's free. If you're interested, please come about one meter in front of me."

There is also a distance limit for looking at fate. With an unprecedented sincere smile on his face, in Bai Lian's eyes, the crowd in front of him is no longer a crowd of onlookers or spectators, but a large group of task NPCs who can contribute their acquired skills to him.

As long as you have the idea of ​​drawing cards in your mind, then everything is drawing cards. Everyone has different abilities or skills. Copying abilities to change their fate is similar to drawing cards. As long as there are enough people who change their fate, there will always be opportunities to copy innate abilities...

Most acquired skills are life skills. Extraordinary acquired skills like Wolf Fist are hard to come by. Innate abilities are different. Innate abilities are similar to the racial talents of werewolves. Basically, those with innate abilities must be extraordinary. It will be more difficult to complete the events corresponding to the fate. If you can copy one, you will make a lot of money.

"According to probability theory, we will meet sooner or later... If you think about it carefully, my ability to see through fate and copy abilities is a bit abnormal. It's a pity that I can't see through the fate of the werewolf ancestor Sylvie and the big cat-eared girl Sun Shihan."

Copying life skills can only be called an omnipotent bubble. If you can see through the fate of the other two accounts and copy the abilities of the other two accounts, then it is not just an omnipotent bubble, but an invincible bubble! Even if you can't copy other accounts, being able to copy other extraordinary abilities is already amazing!

"Me, me!" "Let me go first." "Then you guys go first." "Wait!"

As soon as Bai Lian finished speaking, Liu Lanlan and a few others were interested and wanted to step forward to tell fortunes, but at this moment, a petite, pink-haired little girl wearing a black hoodie suddenly jumped out with a cell phone in her hand.

"Please tell me your fortune first. I and everyone in my live studio want to see if Miss Bai Lian's predictions are accurate."

"..."

"This little Loli looks so familiar?"

"Isn't this the Yang Wuji who has been very popular recently?"

Someone at the scene quickly recognized the pink-haired loli Yang Wuji.

"Yes, it's me"

The pink-haired little loli Yang Wuji raised her eyebrows slightly, her face slightly red, and looked at Bai Lian provocatively.

I am a very popular science anchor who is against feudal superstition. I am not short of money, but I can't stand those scammers. My main job is to fight against fakes. I often go to some places that are rumored to be haunted or have supernatural phenomena to camp and sleep, and I will also take the initiative to get involved in some rituals and even things that are said to be very evil.

So far, all the so-called supernatural and paranormal objects and places that he had encountered were all fake, and he had never been in trouble because of them. While accumulating millions of fans due to his unique language style, it also strengthened his idea of ​​being a materialist warrior. There have never been any supernatural and paranormal phenomena in the world from the very beginning. All supernatural and paranormal phenomena are all artificially created and have a purpose.

UFOs are used to divert public attention, while paranormal and supernatural events are used by people like anchor Lao Liu to attract attention and earn traffic.

The reason why I came to Chongming Town this time was because the frequency of incidents happening in Chongming Town was too high recently, and I wanted to expose the fakes, such as the werewolf loli, the carp monster fighting the mechanical dinosaur and so on. I have also watched the videos of those incidents, each one is more outrageous than the other, and for some reason, each one shows traces of human post-editing.

Chapter 93 Trash Trash

I also specially invited some people with strong professional skills to conduct appraisals. According to those professionals, these videos are all post-processed, and some behaviors that violate science and physics are probably special effects...

All videos on the Internet have been post-processed and have traces of special effects. No one can modify all videos on the Internet, so these incidents were all fake from the beginning. They might be CG videos used by some game companies to promote their games, or they might be deliberately fabricated by local governments in order to develop tourism.

I came here to expose the truth, but I didn't expect that as soon as I arrived in Chongming Town today, I would run into a charlatan who claimed to be fortune-telling and divination!

I was listening in the crowd for a while just now. What those people said was more outrageous and exaggerated than the other. It was impossible for anyone to calculate so accurately.

Moreover, this Bai Lian does not seek wealth or fame... There is only one possibility for this, Bai Lian is waiting to catch the big fish, free things are the most expensive, all of this is most likely a trap, a pig-killing scheme!

Now that he had seen it, he felt that it would be very interesting to intervene. Bai Lian was so cute. Just thinking about how embarrassed Bai Lian would be after her shortcomings were exposed and how he would constantly mock her, Yang Wuji was extremely looking forward to it.

"Why... Miss Bai Lian is silent? Those people just said that Bai Lian can tell fortunes in seconds."

"Could it be because I wasn't supposed to appear in the script, and I'm not an extra, so my sudden appearance was unexpected~"

"What a small fish! It seems that Miss Bai Lian is also a small fish~"

Seeing that Bai Lian didn't say anything and just looked at her with a weird expression, the pink-haired loli Yang Wuji covered her mouth and laughed, and her tone became more provocative.

[233333, Wuji is about to begin]

[The white-haired loli on the opposite side looks so cute, awsl]

[Anything awsl will only harm you, but gray hair is really awesome! 】

[Bai Lian is so beautiful, she can make money just by live streaming, why does she need fortune telling? Isn’t it fake at first glance?]

[Is it possible that 99% of fortune-telling is fake, and Bai Lian is the 1%? I just had my fortune told by Bai Lian, and it was very accurate]

[Really? Didn't the anchor hit a wall today?] [For some reason, I'm actually looking forward to the anchor being covered in gauze... This is the thing I'm most looking forward to after watching the live broadcast for so long]

[How could you have such an idea?! Actually, I have the same idea. That’s fine. Every time I see the female ghost madly mocking Wuji after he successfully debunked her, I feel my fists hardening. This time, she’s so arrogant even before she’s successfully debunked her. I really want to teach her a lesson.]

"..."

It was hard. Bai Lian’s fist was indeed hard.

Appearance is justice, Yang Wuji is indeed very cute, and I like loli the most, but the tone and attitude of this extremely feminine little brat still make me want to strongly want to teach this brat a lesson!

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Name: Yang Wuji

Fate:

[White][Female ghost covered with gauze]:

During the live broadcast of exposing the fake Bailian fortune-telling stall, Yang Wuji was harassed by a female illusionist fan who had been following him for a long time and wanted to take her home by force.