After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl.

That 2D uncle who spends all day watching female anchors, playing games, and not doing his job? ? ?

I am not as good as him???

"Then I'm relieved, little Jinwu, you must listen to your brother."

"Got it! Goodbye, sister!"

After the call was disconnected, Jin Wu turned to look at Li Muhan and said angrily.

"You have to keep your word! Build me a big villa when the time comes!"

"Good, good, good."

“I want a big bathtub!!”

"big big big."

"I want a game console!"

"Machine, machine, machine."

Finally, we have found the location, and now we can move on to the second step.

Prepare food.

That's right.

Li Muhan's idea was that they should invite the two gods in the name of the Special Management Bureau and bring them together for a meal. Once they talked it out, the grudge would be resolved.

"No, they're all frozen foods."

Li Muhan shook his head after opening the refrigerator. These things were fine for eating by himself, but if they were to be used to entertain two gods, it would be too shabby to be justified.

"We need to treat emergencies in emergencies, Captain Li. There are no native creatures here, and we can't catch any animals even if we hunt. We can't send anything in from outside either."

Li Muhan looked at the frozen foods, and then looked at the relatively complete collection of seasonings on the side.

"You obviously don't cook, but you have prepared plenty of seasonings."

He turned to look at Jinwu and said with a smile.

Jinwu snorted coldly and folded his hands over his chest.

"Hmph~ These were bought for me by Sister Lin Ze, who told me to process the ingredients when I have time, but they will explode if I touch fire, so..."

"Reprocessing?"

Li Muhan paused, looked at the frozen meat and refrigerated foods, and suddenly an idea came to his mind.

"Okay, leave the preparations for the banquet to me."

"Captain Li, can you do this?"

Li Muhan grabbed the apron beside him and tied it around his body, revealing a confident smile.

"You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my cooking skills."

Although they didn't know what Li Muhan was going to prepare, Cen Lin and Jin Wu were both assigned other tasks.

At this moment, Cen Lin was sitting on the back of the Golden Crow, holding a freshly written invitation letter and flying towards somewhere.

He was very nervous and wondered what he was doing.

"I actually want to invite an alien god to eat in a cave... and eat frozen food. I hope the god won't blame me."

"Hey! Uncle! Why are you talking about my house?"

"No, no, just fly well..."

Under the guidance of Jinwu, Cen Lin soon saw a building on the top of the mountain, wrapped in thunderclouds.

It was a simple building made entirely of stone, but strangely, it was full of Chinese style.

"This Thanatos is quite creative."

Cen Lin said with a wry smile.

Jinwu placed Cen Lin at the entrance of the building and then took off.

"Then I'll go to the other side! Come on, uncle."

"Hey, good job to you too."

Cen Lin waved to the Golden Crow that had already flown away, then took a deep breath and walked into the stone building.

"Hey, I'm old, I never thought I'd have to go to the front line one day. I hope I can live to get my pension."

The interior of the building was dark, lit only by torches on either side.

"I want to build Chinese-style buildings, but I've only learned the basics."

Cen Lin groped his way along the wall as he walked deeper into the cave, commenting on the god's creation along the way.

Soon he walked through the passage and came to a spacious hall. It was estimated that the mountain was hollowed out and built into its current appearance.

These gods are so willful.

"Who is coming?"

A man's voice suddenly sounded, and then the figure sitting on the stone throne slowly raised his head.

At this moment, Cen Lin felt that his legs were shaking, and he had a feeling that he would be reaped by the god of death in the next second.

But he still suppressed the fear in his heart and displayed his usual gentlemanly demeanor.

"Respected God of the Underworld, Lord Thanatos."

He took off his hat and gloves and bowed respectfully to Thanatos.

"It's you? What do you want from the Special Management Bureau to see me for?"

"I have come to deliver this invitation, hoping that Lord Death will attend the banquet."

Just as Cen Lin raised his hand to take out the invitation, the man gently hooked his fingers, and the invitation in Cen Lin's hand immediately slipped out of his hand and flew into the hands of the god of death.

After opening the letter and reading it, the expression on Death's face relaxed slightly.

"Good, very well written. This invitation is very well written!"

Cen Lin thought, isn't this nonsense? I have been well-read for more than fifty years, so what's wrong with me writing an invitation letter to you foreigners?

"It's a pity that although the style is good, the wording is not good. It can be seen that the writer is still lacking in experience."

“Fuck you…!”

You, a foreign monk, really got the review?! Can you write one?! Why don’t you try to write one?!

The words that were about to come out of his mouth were forced back by Cen Lin.

"Okay! Since you are so sincere, and I am indeed in your territory, and you treat me very politely, then I will go to the banquet with you."

Cen Lin breathed a sigh of relief. This God of Death was relatively easy to deal with. He hoped that things would go smoothly with Jinwu as well.

at the same time.

The Golden Crow was flying across the endless ocean, looking for the temple built on the sea.

Finally, she saw a building on the sea level, so she flapped her wings and flew over.

This temple is quite standard, built basically with reefs. The Golden Crow transformed into a human form and came to the stone door and knocked on it.

"Open the door! Open the door!"

There was a rustling noise from inside, followed by a very lazy girl's voice.

"...Who are you? Why are you disturbing my sleep?"

"Your good neighbor!! Open the door!"

Then Jinwu heard a clacking sound, followed by the sound of the stone door opening with a bang.

A girl with messy hair and a nightcap poked her head out.

"Neighbor? Oh, it's you, little sparrow, why are you disturbing my sleep?"

"I disturbed your sleep! How dare you say that! Every time you and your brother fight, my furniture gets broken in piles! And you still say I disturbed your sleep!!"

Hypnos, who was wearing a cute bear pajamas, covered his ears with one hand.

"You have a really loud voice... It fits my impression of your people. Tell me what you want from me. Let me make it clear first, I don't have any money to compensate you."

"Who asked you to pay me? I want a big villa with a big bathtub! No, I'm here to give you this!"

Jinwu pulled out a crumpled envelope from his pocket.

"Oops, it flew too fast and got wrinkled."

"...Let me have a look. Do you think the Special Management Bureau wants us to pay rent?"

Hypnos took the envelope while yawning, but when she saw it was an invitation, she immediately lost interest.

"No...I'm very sleepy. I will die if I don't sleep for 22 hours a day. Goodbye..."

"Hey hey!! No!! You have to come with me today!!"

As he said this, Jinwu grabbed Hypnos' arm.

Chapter 102 Tit for tat

"Ah, you are so annoying..."

Hypnos dragged Jinwu towards the house. Jinwu jumped up and hugged Hypnos' body, but Hypnos still did not waver.

Just like that, he let the petite girl hang on his body, and then lay on the bed.

"...Remember to close the door when you leave, good night, zZZZZZZ..."

"Ahhhh!! No!! You can't sleep, get up, get up!! Little Jinwu promised Sister Chiyuan to help! I must take you there!"

The Golden Crow sat on Hypnos, kneading her back and neck, and finally even bit the ear of the God of Dreams.

"Ah! I'm so annoyed!!"

Hypnos finally couldn't bear it any longer and started rubbing against him, scaring Jinwu so much that he jumped out of bed.

"What are you going to do!! You bird! I'm so annoying!"

Hypnos looked at Jinwu with big dark circles under his eyes and said.

"You, you, you must leave with me!! If you don't leave, I, I will keep making trouble in your room!!"

"You are a magical bird!! Not a crow!! Not a real sparrow!! Why are you as annoying as a crowing rooster!! If you don't leave, I will kill you!!"

Hypnos's eyes released a hint of murderous intent.

Jinwu was immediately frightened and shrank behind the table made of stones.

"No! I won't leave!! I have to take you with me if I leave!"

But she still didn't flinch. In the end, Hypnos and the girl who was hiding behind the stone table with only half of her body looked at each other for a long time, and finally let out a long sigh.

"...I really lost to you, you asked me to change my clothes."

"Okay!! Okay!! Let me change it for you!"

"Go, go, wait at the door!"

Jinwu was kicked out of the door, and then the stone door was closed tightly.

The girl was still a little worried that Hypnos would fall asleep again, and kept shouting at the door. Fortunately, about ten minutes later, the stone door opened again.

Hypnos, wearing a long white dress, appeared in front of Jin Crow.

"Wow! So beautiful!! So you are so beautiful!"

"Humph, we are not human beings. What's the use of being beautiful? Okay, let's go. Let's talk first. I went with you because I might have caused you too much trouble. Only this time, I understand. ?"

"Got it! Got it!"

The Golden Crow spread its wings and transformed into a big golden bird.

“Come up quickly!!”

She yelled at Hypnos.