The Unjust System and My War-Crazy Self

"There are clear historical records of intimate acts."

"What the hell is this beautiful lady?"

"Bai Ezi is simply a copy made by later generations of scholars."

"I'm Bubble, Shu Tianwang's pet, a fucking giant pollinating moth."

"Holy crap, is King Shu Tian's XP so advanced?"

"Where does Fu Rui control come from?"

"Wow, big white moth, I'm fine hehehe..."

"Who has a picture of feminization? I want to see it."

"Good boy, a picture with nothing."

"Stop, stop, stop!" The group members in the science popularization group quickly called for a stop.

"Why are you running further and further off track?"

“These two can be written.”

“But the problem is that both of them have certain characteristics.”

"Empress Suo is generally recognized as a representative of King Shu's unconventional approach to selecting people based on merit, regardless of ethnicity or gender, and prioritizing those with ability."

"It feels weird to write it into a love story..."

"It's like writing about Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and instead of writing about their brotherhood, they write about their gay love."

“No one recognizes it at all.”

"As for the white moth"

"That's King Shu Tian personally conducting biological experiments, researching agricultural science, and leading the agricultural revolution. He's a representative of materialism."

"It has nothing to do with love."

"Anyway, apart from unofficial history-------" the group of friends concluded.

"There really isn't much that can be said about Shu Tianwang's emotions."

"That may not be the case." Someone immediately followed up.

"I feel like it's just because Americans can't make it up."

"Most of them have blonde hair and blue eyes, and they look like ghosts. Plus, the time period doesn't match, so it's impossible to create a love story between King Shu and their people."

"That's why I had to make up the story of a girl from the plateau."

"Look at the Turkic Autonomous Region and the Xiongnu Autonomous Region."

"If someone with black hair and black eyes is hard to recognize..."

“Good boy! !”

"They gritted their teeth and said that King Shu Tian had left descendants in the local area, and they were the descendants of King Shu Tian."

"It's so well-written that it's even been opened as a tourist attraction."

"That's right--------" a group member echoed.

"Oh my god, a bunch of Magyar bandits and Ottoman robbers, actually..."

The group members were agreeing, but unexpectedly, that person changed the subject.

"People from Yunnan, where I'm originally from, haven't said anything yet."

"Maybe my ancestors had it."

"Get out of here!!"

"You're the one trying to get in touch with me!"

PS:

Don't ask me why it's so slow.

One person connecting with two thousand households, I wonder who was so smart to come up with this idea.

Chapter 834-I'll just rub it

"Brothers, we can't take it anymore!!"

"How do I defeat Dark Horse's Hunyuan Zhusheng?"

In the Dark Horse game forum, a message was posted with a screenshot attached, followed by a newbie's pitiful cry for help.

"The effect of this BOSS is too fucking exaggerated."

"At the beginning, they immediately sent down a Flowing Fire Poison Formation. The ground was completely covered in poisonous fire."

"If you get even a little bit of it on you, you'll start losing blood continuously."

"That's fine, but the poisonous fire will also explode randomly."

"If they're hit, they'll fly far away, and then Hunyuan Zhusheng will come up and kill them in one move."

"Also, its AOE is ridiculous."

"Even if you defend yourself, you'll still be pushed away, and you'll be poisoned..."

"Plus, it would often summon a large group of zombies and dunghills to rush over and beat me up. There were hairy zombies and flying zombies everywhere, and they would kill me if they scratched me."

"I can't bear it!"

"I died over three hundred times and leveled up over fifty by killing monsters along the way, but I still couldn't defeat it..."

"This damn zombie is too outrageous!"

Dark Horse is an action game based on Journey to the West that was released not long ago.

Basically, gods and Buddhas such as those in heaven and Lingshan are set as villains.

The player himself plays the role of the Monkey King Sun Wukong, who is left with his thoughts after his death, or something else, and embarks on a journey to resurrect Sun Wukong and then rebel against all the gods and Buddhas.

Nothing more

Before the game was announced, everyone thought they were Sun Wukong, ready to step on the South Heaven Gate and attack the Lingxiao Palace with their sticks.

But in the game...

Any random monster can make the player lose his mind.

The original form of these monsters is probably just one of the tens of thousands of little monsters that were killed by Sun Wukong with a stick in the original Journey to the West...

So the players started to call themselves horses.

"Hunyuan Xunsheng?"

Soon, someone in the forum responded in confusion.

"Isn't that a good fight?"

"First, destroy his home turf, then reduce his AOE range, and then just charge up and you can kill him."

"As for those soldiers..."

"What's the point of your clone technique?"

"Yeah." A player below immediately echoed.

"Hunyuan Zhusheng only has a bit more damage, and the other moves are just so-so."

"As long as you don't covet knives, having hands will be enough."

"I tried it a long time ago!" complained the novice who was beaten black and blue.

"Please don't compare a disabled person like me with you high-level players, okay?"

"Every time I go up, I get controlled, and then I'm either killed instantly by the boss or overwhelmed by the minions..."

"How did you get flooded?" An old hand flipped through his screenshots curiously.

"Isn't there a reincarnation plant?"

"Once this magic weapon appears, Hunyuan Xunsheng will be completely destroyed..."

"Thanks? "

"Why don't you have it?!"

"The monkey you separated doesn't have a grass ring on its head."

"Didn't you get the magic weapon?"

"Reincarnation plant?" The novice was confused.

"What magic weapon?"

"Is there any bonus for Hunyuan Kaisheng?"

"!!!" The veteran couldn't hold it anymore.

"The reincarnation plant."

"You go and do the mission of King Shu Tian. The magic weapon he gave you is very effective against zombies."

"No, every boss in this game has a corresponding magic weapon. Don't you understand this?"

"Ah?" The novice felt a little timid.

"Do they all have corresponding magic weapons?"

"I'm only in the first round, still exploring the map."

"How did you defeat the previous boss?" the veteran asked.

"Just, just..." the novice stammered in reply.

"It's just that the level is high, so I just fought my way through it."

"Emperor!" the veteran was speechless.

"You are really awesome."

"I really got you."

"I haven't read Journey to the West."

"When Sun Wukong encountered Hunyuan Zhusheng and was not impressed, he borrowed the Samsara Plant from King Shu Tianwang and then took care of it."

“!!!” The novice didn’t understand it at once.

"Don't tease me"

"I've read Journey to the West. Where is this passage in it?"

"You probably only watched TV dramas!"

"The TV series was adapted and a lot of content was deleted."

"That's not right!"

"Where did the Hunyuan Xunsheng come from in Journey to the West? Please stop talking nonsense."

“Why is it gone?!”

"You yourself are uneducated, yet you accuse others of being illiterate! !"

"We often perform this part in plays here, okay?!"

"that is! !"

"And Erlang Shen borrows the Grass God"

"What nonsense!"

"The Grass Head God is Erlang Shen's own subordinate, how did he suddenly become Shu Tianwang's army?"

"Why is it bullshit?"

"Erlang Shen borrowed the Grass God, and the story has spread so widely... Who are you? You deny it right away?"

"Hey, hey, hey, you guys who claim to be fans of the original novel, can you please flip through the book? A book shouldn't cost that much, right?"