The Unjust System and My War-Crazy Self

"A mere coronation ceremony costs so much money?"

"It's useless, what's the point of getting it? Just follow the simplest method."

"Rewarding officials, where did all these officials come from? Isn't this a waste of money? Rewarding the loyal camp will be enough. After all, they have made some contributions.

"Three palaces and six courtyards? What the hell is that? The prosperity of your offspring is none of my business. No!"

"Building a palace? I'm so full, why would I waste so much manpower and resources on something completely useless? Wouldn't it be better to save some manpower for farming?"

"If you want a place to live, why not just find a ready-made official residence?"

"Imperial Palace Guards? I can just allocate some troops here. They'll just take root in the ground and not even have to worry about food. It's both green and environmentally friendly, how great."

"Fuck, is raising an emperor such a waste of money?"

With Shu Yichao's big hand, Zhu Jingli's coronation ceremony was carried out quickly and simply, and he almost snatched the dragon robe from the opera troupe.

In this way, Zhu Jingli officially ascended the throne in Chongqing on May 29th, and the reign was named Dingwu, becoming Emperor Dingwu 5-

And the title Shu Yichao gave himself...

"The Great Western Heavenly King can't be used?"

"What's the point of not being able to use such a good name?"

"This..." Li Laiheng explained carefully.

"Tian Wang, the single word is the most respected, the two words Da Xi are not in line with common sense, and Jing Xuan Wang (Zhang Xianzhong) also used it before..."

"Yes." Shu Yichao nodded.

“That seems to be the case.

"Hmm..." Shu Yichao thought for a moment.

"Then let's go to Dian."

"It just so happens that I'm from Yunnan as well."

"From now on, I am the King of Dian!"

Lee Lai-hyung:

No, my king, don't you think these words are very strange when put together?

amount……

Ok.

It doesn't seem very weird.

Because Shu Yichao's behavior is indeed "crazy".

But Li Laiheng swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth.

After all, he also got the title of "King of Rebellion"

This name, which started with rebellion, has now been officially conferred by the Meng court. It has to be said that this is also a kind of black humor.

As for the treatment of the King of Dian

"My requirements are not high." Shu Yichao happily picked a few items from the options.

"It was just some minor requests like the command of all military forces at home and abroad, holding the imperial seal, holding the yellow axe, recording the affairs of the Shangshu, opening the government with the same authority as the three officials, being granted a sword and shoes to enter the palace, not having to kneel when entering the court, not having to name one's name when praising or bowing, and being granted the nine gifts...

These requirements made Zhu Jingli's hands tremble when he stamped the document.

As for the day of the coronation ceremony, not a single one of Shu Yichao and his army of plants knelt.

Instead, he stared at the performance of Zhu Jingli and his civil and military officers as if they were watching a monkey show.

Especially Shu Yichao, who jumped around and strolled around during the coronation ceremony, even constantly commenting on it.

"Oh, that's what's going on here."

"Hey, what are you doing over there? Let me take a look."

The coronation ceremony seemed to have become a performance to make him happy.

Li Laiheng and the soldiers of the Zhongzheng Camp saw that Shu Yichao did not kneel, so they naturally did not dare to kneel either.

In this way, even a fool can see it.

This Emperor Dingwu was a puppet controlled by Shu Yichao.

As for the imperial seal that theoretically belongs to the emperor?

"What are you holding it for?" Shu Yichao felt strange.

"The cabinet still needs it for work."

"Then, then my dear..." Zhu Jingli asked dryly.

"What should I do?"

"I can't let you handle all the national affairs."

"Whatever you want to do." Shu Yichao's answer was simple and rough.

"Don't bother me if it's okay...

After the coronation ceremony, Zhu Jingli returned to the imperial palace, which was converted from an official residence, and hugged his queen and cried bitterly.

This is simply impossible to get through.

Shu Yichao didn't even give him the most basic dignity of an emperor.

Even the ruthless humanoid stamp-stamping machine didn't intend to let him be one.

This so-called emperor is even worse than a puppet.

"I thought he was a wise and capable minister who would raise an army to help his lord in need, but I didn't expect him to be such a tyrannical and domineering person."

"The King of Dian is so tyrannical and ambitious that everyone knows it."

"He controlled the imperial court, monopolized power and disrupted government, and all official appointments were decided by his single word. Even Wang Mang and Dong Zhuo were no match for him!!"

"I never thought that I would just escape from the wolf's den and enter the tiger's den!"

"How should I deal with myself in the future?"

After saying this, he began to sob.

"...Father, don't worry too much." At this time, Zhu Jingli's daughter, who was called to discuss things together, spoke with tears in her eyes.

"In a town of ten households, there must be one who is loyal and trustworthy."

"Is there no virtuous and good people in the whole Sichuan province?"

"Father is now the Son of Heaven, and there must be loyal and righteous people who are willing to follow him until death."

"The Jin gentry and scholars throughout the world, as well as the scattered survivors in various places, all have thoughts of their own."

"They won't let the King of Dian do whatever he wants."

"The King of Dian is so chaotic in his administration that he will inevitably incur the wrath of the people one day. When that happens, all the wise and capable people in the world will rise up and attack him."

"I hope Father will tolerate it and avoid it for now..."

"In order to clarify the court and eliminate the treacherous officials.

"Yeah, yeah." Zhu Jingli wiped away his tears.

"It's all up to you."

This daughter has been very smart and has many ideas since she was young.

Zhu Jingli was helpless at the moment and could only listen to her advice.

However, what Zhu Jingli never expected was that Shu Yichao offended the public at an unprecedented speed.

"King of Dian, spare my life!"

"We surrender!"

When Shu Yichao's army marched from Chongqing to Chengdu, Sichuan Governor Luo Sen, Northern Sichuan General Tan Hong, Wu Zhimao and others raised the white flag without any hesitation.

The Jingguan is built of 100,000 heads.

A person knows what to do

As Wu Changbo's nephew, Wu Zhimao perfectly inherited Wu Changbo's character of being loyal to whoever feeds him.

Facing Shu Yichao, who had killed a member of his clan, he knelt with a clear conscience.

At this point, the entire Sichuan was controlled by Shu Yichao.

Immediately afterwards, Shu Yichao took a quick look at the local data and was immediately stunned.

"What?"

"Is there any mistake?"

"Seventy or eighty thousand people?"

"Land of Abundance, such a big province, but only has this small population!?"

"Even if there are hidden households, this is too outrageous!"

"Hiss...this county."

"Is it Tiger County, the one that pinches mama?"

“There are more tigers than people!?”

"These zombies are really harmful.

The tragic situation in Sichuan made Shu Yichao unable to hold back.

The population that can reclaim wasteland is his lifeblood!

"Tsk, it seems I need to rest and recuperate quickly."

A village.

"Mr. Jungle?" The village chief hesitated for a long time before calling out reluctantly.

After all, this guy who suddenly broke into the village looked like a humanoid monster, and he was a mushroom monster.

I heard that it was the troops brought by the King of Dian from Yunnan.

The little mushroom glanced at him and then issued several orders from Shu Yichao.

"first!"

"Can this lousy place even collect any bullshit taxes?"

"Therefore, all corvée labor and taxes will be exempted for five years!"

"Whoever dares to take a penny from me will be hung up and beaten."

There was a burst of exclamations from the crowd, and the village chief almost dropped his jaw in shock.

"Mr. Jun, is that true?" He was a little unconvinced.

"Is there any other work for us to do?"

After all, one of the fine traditions that has allowed their village to survive to this day is not to believe what officials say.

The little puff mushroom ignored him and continued to announce.

Secondly, it is to encourage farming and redivide the land.

Whoever cultivates the land owns it. The seeds, farming tools, and oxen have all been brought.

Shu Yichao was responsible for issuing land deeds.

If anyone disagreed, he would personally bring his army to talk to them.

"Ah?" The whole village was in an uproar when they saw the mountains of grain, various farming tools, and the newly brought fat and strong oxen.

Even after every household received seeds and farming tools, they still looked incredulous.

Can the government still distribute things to the people?

The sun rises in the west?

Everyone felt dizzy and thought they were dreaming.