The Unjust System and My War-Crazy Self

The Unjust System and the War-crazy Me Author: Dark Faust

Summary:

[Host, host, although late, I am here to accompany you with my Dangerous Beautiful Girl Strategy System! ]

Let's first capture Mumona, a legendary empress of both beauty and wisdom.

Shu Yichao: "Light cavalry, fast push, iron pagoda, my nomadic army is unmatched in archery and horsemanship, invincible in the world!"

Mumona is dead.

[Host, I just treated that as an accident. Next time, we must succeed. Let's capture Zamplin, the proud and cold witch.]

Shu Yichao: "Open up wasteland, clear the wilderness, roll skeletons, I, the Undead Scourge, gather souls and summon spirits, looking down on everyone!"

Zamplin is dead.

[…Host, perhaps you didn't hear clearly. I meant strategy, not attack. Our next target is—]

Shu Yichao: "Building nests, storing eggs, exploding seas of insects, my hive consciousness devours the starry sky, who can compete with me?"

【…】

Shu Yichao: "Oh yeah! I've killed them all! By the way, System, haven't you spoken to me in a long time?"

[I'm tired, destroy it, quickly. 】

The first volume will return like lightning, with 108 chapters

Chapter 1-Let's throw someone away first

【I am system 12345.】

【Today is the first day of my internship. 】

In the void, a flash of light flashed by quickly, leaving behind an afterglow in the sky.

[I think it won't be long before I get a promotion and a raise, become a transmigration system, become the master of the divine space, marry the world consciousness, and reach the pinnacle of unified life.]

【Thinking about it, I feel a little excited. 】

Recalling the scene when his mentor warned him earnestly before leaving, not to tell others that he was his apprentice, System 12345's eyes filled with tears.

In the mentor's mind, I am a disciple as talented as the Monkey King.

Don't worry, mentor, I will never let you down.

System 12345 swore silently in his heart.

[Let me see. Hmm, this young man lying in the game room, you've been chosen!]

[Host, here I come! 】

[Installation error, the currently used database does not match the bottom-end operation mode——]

[Apply Time Error]

[Node connection difficulty]

[Eh ...

System 12345 squeaked like a groundhog.

A raging fire burned in the devastated manor, and thick black smoke rose into the sky.

The muddy ground was covered with blood and corpses, and the houses were either burned or smashed.

This cruel scene clearly shows that this place is experiencing a terrible war.

"...Weak Norma people, your gods are as weak and powerless as your warriors!"

On the charred ruins, the cavalry captain in leather armor grinned, and then he spoke to the soldiers around him.

"Warriors blessed by the true God, what are you waiting for?"

Amidst cheers, the soldiers around the cavalry captain also joined in the feast of destruction.

Some soldiers rushed into the houses, hacked at anyone they saw, and killed them instantly.

Some soldiers rummaged through boxes and drawers, looting everything they saw, even a bone needle or a piece of rag.

Some soldiers were leading cattle and driving sheep, catching chickens and chasing ducks. If farmers and farmwomen dared to stop them, they would immediately attack with swords.

After burning, killing and looting enough, they carried large and small bags and captured all the survivors, preparing to escort them away. During the process, they talked and laughed freely and happily, without any mercy or sympathy.

"Hmm?" Shu Yichao looked around.

He was now locked in a cage covered with straw, like a prisoner or a captured wild animal.

And around him, there were many people who were probably arrested like him.

However, their treatment is far worse than Shu Yichao's.

The dark red hemp rope strung up the groups of people with dull eyes like skewers.

Their cracked feet stepped deeply and shallowly on the muddy ground. If they slowed down for a moment, they would be whipped on the head by the soldiers escorting them.

Shu Yichao, who had just logged into the game, sniffed the muddy air and asked, "Is this really a mod?"

"This is so well done! A game as old as Alien War can actually be made to look this good - the development team is amazing!"

Shu Yichao moved his wrists, tying them very tightly: "A frank man doesn't speak in dark tones."

"When will the chopping start?"

He tried to point in the air: "Can't I skip this cutscene?"

"Bang--" At this moment, the prison van stopped.

In front of the cavalry team, an extremely huge and luxurious sedan chair appeared. It was made entirely of fragrant wood, decorated with gold, silver and purple silk. The veil was so hazy that the figure inside could not be seen clearly.

And under the sedan chair were dozens of slaves who were half-naked and bent over by the weight - behind them was a large group of "consumables" ready to be replaced at any time.

"Dilibaier Pasha!"

See the luxurious sedan chair.

The soldiers were so frightened that they dismounted and knelt on the side of the road.

The cavalry captain was trembling and complaining bitterly.

Oh no, the truth is revealed!

Dilibai Pasha's order was to leave no one alive.

Ant nests had to be poured with boiling water, earthworms had to be split vertically, eggs had to be shaken to separate the yolks, and any stray dogs that passed by had to be slapped twice - but he kept a lot of people and planned to sell them into slavery.

The cavalry captain wanted to explain and beg for mercy, but because of the almost emotionless look behind the veil, he was speechless and couldn't utter a word.

It was only a few breaths, yet it felt as long as a century.

The cavalry captain was already imagining the scene of his entire family being wiped out.

"What's your name, beauty?"

"???"

What is this nonsense?

The cavalry captain glanced at him cautiously.

Then they discovered that while everyone was trembling with fear, there was actually a prisoner in the prison van who was looking around with the eyes of a curious baby, which was very eye-catching.

Is there such a person among the prisoners?

The cavalry captain was in a trance.

That look...

Although I have always despised the Norma people's decadent customs of not discriminating between men and women, but after seeing it today - it seems that I can understand it.

"Ok?"

The veil was pulled open, revealing a woman with dark skin and white hair lying lazily on the sedan chair, allowing the lady next to her to put grapes into her mouth.

"Beauty, answer my question."

"..."

"..."

Shu Yichao was still looking around boredly.

The dark-skinned woman's expression turned a little cold.

"hiss--"

The cavalry captain kneeling on the ground beside him was thinking like lightning.

Although I don't remember when this person came into being - but it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that this is almost his only chance to survive!

"Pasha." The cavalry captain said flatteringly, "This is a pleasant surprise."

"We thought you would like it, Pasha-sama, so we brought him to you."

"Hmph." The dark-skinned beauty snorted lightly, without commenting.

The team leader knelt on the ground and trembled with excitement.

If nothing is said, it is naturally assumed.

This bet was right!

The team leader thought happily.

【Oh, it’s finally done. 】

[Why does this broken program always have problems?]

Let's cut to the chase, host. I'm the Dangerous Beauty Strategy System.

[I am here to help you conquer the extremely dangerous beautiful girls in the other world. 】

Let's travel through the alternate worlds of various games, novels, and movies.

[You make the proud queen blush in front of you, the iron-blooded warrior toss and turn for you, and the cold and beautiful wizard sleepless nights for you.]

【How is it? Are you very excited? 】

[By the way, there will be some "unconventional" plots during this period... hehehe.]

[Hmm, enough of the small talk. The ultimate goal of this world is Queen Mumona, the ultimate being of both wisdom and beauty.]

He inherited the throne at the age of fourteen, worked diligently to bring about the end of a thousand-year-old corrupt empire, making his name known throughout the world and ultimately establishing his own glorious dynasty.

[Of course, we definitely can't make her fall in love with you at first sight, but we can practice with a small goal first. I'll look for the plot first— Damn! Why is the screen black again!?]

[The material is wrong——what's wrong?! ]

"I followed the instructions step by step without any errors, but it went wrong right at the end. Are you picking on me?!"

After working hard for a while, the overwhelmed system 12345 finally gave in.

[You don't know how to type blindly, host? I'll send you the information first, you can figure it out on your own for now.]

[This will be fixed soon—I promise.]

"Ding--"

"Hey, the options are finally loaded."

Looking at the light screen that appeared in front of him, Shu Yichao nodded: "I thought it was stuck - uh, why is it a bunch of garbled text?"

"The Chinese translation is too minimal, just a few words?"

"Luckily I've played the main game before, otherwise I'd be completely clueless."

"And there was a lot of noise in my ears just now—"

"Hey, the health bar is showing!"