"So... who is your boyfriend? When did you break up?"
The relationship ended before it even began, and the emperor was already a little delirious.
"Your turn is over, you have to wait for the next round." Li Tianxiu stopped him.
After all, the emperor succeeded in delaying for five minutes. Now the Pen Fairy's face is extremely ugly. If he continues to push his luck, it will probably have the opposite effect.
It’s too late.
"Can……"
The emperor was still not satisfied, but seeing that everyone looked so hostile, he had no choice but to give up.
"call……"
Miss Pen Fairy breathed a sigh of relief.
"In fact, if you really want to thank us, you can reduce our progress by 10%."
Chen Xi gave a very pertinent suggestion.
It’s a pity that the Pen Fairy rolled his eyes and turned away, pretending not to hear.
"Let me take the next question."
The progress bar was almost halfway through, so Li Tianxiu could only come out to press the score: "Please tell me how to achieve controllable nuclear fusion."
"It's started, it's started."
The reincarnations all looked at the Pen Fairy, curious about what answer she would give.
Controlled nuclear fusion, commonly known as artificial sun, creates energy with the advantages of sufficient raw materials, excellent economic performance, safety and reliability, and no environmental pollution. It is a kind of science and technology that they have not been able to achieve in the low-tech world they were in before.
They don’t know whether the gods in the Land of Eternal Light can be rubbed out by hand.
At least the technological level of this mission world is relatively average, and theoretically it is impossible for the Pen Fairy to understand it.
Unless she can calculate the theoretical knowledge from other time and space.
"..."
Facing the inexplicable expectant eyes of the crowd, the Pen Fairy's expression was a little strange, but she still quickly put down her pen - "If I know this, why don't I go down and ask Nobel for the Prize?"
"Because Nobel has come up."
Chen Xi rested his chin on his hand and said, "I got the answer. Logically speaking, we should get an extra 5% discount."
Bixian: "..."
You're the host now, right?
"You wish."
The Pen Fairy once again rejected this reasonable request.
But the progress of the 5% that could not be answered was still reduced.
"Okay, it's my turn."
Chen Xi probably understood the rules and asked questions other than the cards: "Please tell me, just like the following ten sentences of Yang Guo walking through the night."
Pen Fairy: “?”
This is a modern musical lip-synching, a transliteration of the theme song of Ultraman Tiga by some viewers with a bad taste.
If the Pen Fairy really does not have the ability to deduce across time and space, then she would definitely not be able to think of the answer to this question, because people in this era still use landlines, the Internet is not yet popular, let alone Internet culture.
But if you can really answer it, that would be fine.
The time it took her to write ten lines of lyrics could at least be delayed by one or two minutes.
"..."
In the end, the Pen Fairy failed to answer and the progress bar changed to 35%.
The reincarnations' thoughts suddenly became clear.
Q: “Please write out the full text of “Back View” from memory.”
Bixian: "..."
This is even more excessive. You have to write the entire text from memory.
"Back View, author: Liu Bing..."
"Ah this..."
The moment the pen fairy started to write, Q felt something was wrong.
This version is wrong!
She forgot to mention the author's name.
"There may be some overlapping events in parallel worlds. For subsequent questions, it is best to ask yourself those to which you don't know the answers," Li Tianxiu reminded.
"Ah good……"
Q's expression looked a little ugly.
The 5% points were lost in the end, but the good news is that it delayed the Pen Fairy for seven minutes.
"I kind of want her to recite the Xinhua Dictionary." said the tailless cat.
“…” Pen Fairy.
"Be a human being. She will just write four words from the Xinhua Dictionary and the 5% will be gone." Chen Xi frowned.
"Then let's follow the plan..."
The tailless cat was helpless and continued to ask: "Please use scientific methods to prove which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Bixian: "..."
Unable to answer, current progress is 35%.
……
Like Brother: "What did the pangolin say?"
Pen Fairy: “???”
Unable to answer, current progress is 30%.
……
Bishop: "What I said is a lie. May I ask whether what I said just now is true or false?"
Bixian: "..."
The classic liar paradox: whether you answer truthfully or falsely, the answer will conflict with your original statement.
Unable to answer, current progress is 25%.
……
Caroline: "Please tell us how the remaining ghost stories in the house are triggered."
The Pen Fairy has written down the triggering methods for three ghost stories, and the current progress is 50%.
……
"It's my turn again."
After waiting for nearly forty minutes, the emperor finally regained the right to ask questions.
The Pen Fairy looked at him strangely, his eyes full of disgust.
"Please tell me what my mother likes." The emperor grinned.
Pen Fairy: “?”
Q: “?”
Chen Xi: “???”
No, you got over the breakup so quickly?
"Scumbag!"
The Pen Fairy wrote down her evaluation with disdain.
"How do you curse?"
The emperor stood up dissatisfied and said, "It's you who didn't give me a chance. You have to let me pursue new love."
"But her mother is a married woman, you should stop it." Chen Xi was powerless to complain.
"Shh!"
The emperor signaled Chen Xi to speak more quietly, and whispered beside him, "This is called playing hard to get. I deliberately acted like I was interested in other women, so that she would feel a sense of loss that something that should have been mine had run away, and then she would remember my kindness.
Otherwise, think about it, why would I like a married woman? "
Chen Xi: "..."
Q: “…”
Bixian: "..."
Where did you hear this cheesy love strategy?
And do you have any misunderstanding about whispering?
I heard it all, okay?
"Wu Xiaoguang."
The Pen Fairy could no longer bear it and wrote down the final answer.
"how so……"
The emperor looked at the Pen Fairy in surprise, with an expression of disbelief on his face.
It seems that he won't be able to have the sweet love that belongs to him in a short time.
"Poor child," Caroline sighed.
"Honestly, looking at it this way, this copy is really a love copy." Chen Xi complained.
"what?"
The tailless cat and Q expressed their incomprehension.
"Look..."
Chen Xi was about to analyze it, but suddenly remembered that the Pen Fairy was waiting for the next question, so he looked at her: "Can you wait a moment? Let's take a break."
"..."
With a natural 10-point affinity passive bonus, plus the friendship of Hiccup and fighting against the harassment of the emperor together, the Pen Fairy thought for a moment and unexpectedly agreed to his request - "Okay."
Of course, this answer is not discounted, and the current progress is 60%.
"Look."
Chen Xi sat up straight, spread out his palms, and counted them one by one: “As soon as we came in, the bishop and Fran took down Old Lady Lin before Lie Feng.
That night, Fadian must have had an unspeakable relationship with the maid, which led to the attack by the God of Pure Love.
Then Fran put the tailless cat to sleep again."
"We just slept together, we didn't do anything..." said the tailless cat blushing.
"Uh... isn't that what I mean?" Q frowned.
"And last night, the nun changed into a maid outfit for the bishop; Bluebird and Black Widow played poker for a long time; and now the emperor has also found someone he likes. If this isn't a love story, what is it?" Chen Xi spread his hands.
"First of all, I'm used to sleeping with my companions when I go camping. Also, you seem to have forgotten to mention you and the Black Widow?" Li Tianxiu raised his eyebrows.
"I did that for the mission! The mission!"
Caroline clenched her fists in a timid manner.
"Oh, the mission."
Chen Xi raised the corner of his mouth in disdain.
He was so tired of hearing such high-sounding excuses.
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