Learning how to fight?
"Damn it! Damn umbrella!"
Seeing that Li Tianxiu did not chase him, the mercenary stood up again.
In fact, he knew that it was not a problem with the umbrella.
Otherwise, it's impossible that a person who knows nothing about swords can easily defeat a master by just holding an umbrella, right?
This guy might be a veteran just like the spy said!
"If that's the case... then don't blame me."
The mercenary turned the dagger over and walked forward again holding it alone.
He had many other ways to fight, and this time, he was going to use the less honorable one.
"Eat my cement!"
The mercenary turned around and threw a handful of cement from his pocket.
"Hey!"
This despicable trick made Glasses scream out immediately.
However, the mercenary had already entered the smoke and dust with a dagger in his hand.
"This is……"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Li Tianxiu suddenly forgot to breathe.
Somehow, his thoughts began to wander, recalling a long-forgotten memory. His eyes suddenly lit up with flames, and his hands and feet moved involuntarily.
"one two Three!"
"Snapped!"
"The phoenix dances for nine days!"
"Snapped!"
"Music Factory!"
"Snapped!"
"Dancing disc!"
"Snapped!"
No one knew what kind of magic spell the other party was chanting, but the mercenary who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to launch a sneak attack was slapped four times in a row, and his dagger was almost knocked away.
He looked up in panic, only to see Li Tianxiu walking with ghostly steps, causing the surrounding smoke and dust to float up, like a god descending to earth.
"Is this..."
The depressed lawyer couldn't help but open his mouth at the scene before him.
"The long-lost ghost dance?"
The expression on the glasses is also similar.
How can this be called a fight?
This is clearly dancing!
It’s the fucking ancient Shamatte war dance!
"Ghost Dance?"
However, Mr. Mask and the Bishop looked puzzled after hearing this.
Perhaps this kind of "high" art is still too early for people from another world.
"Ah."
Li Tianxiu, who had found his rhythm, suddenly stopped and waved at the mercenary: "If I'm not mistaken, you still have half a pound of cement in your pocket. Take it all out."
"Who is afraid of whom!"
The mercenary was completely furious this time. Before his debut, he was known as the Lime Martial Saint.
So he grabbed a handful of cement in each hand and sprinkled them out as he walked, and the smoke and dust in the center of the stage suddenly became even bigger.
Even worse,
This venue is not just decorated, in addition to the free fireworks, there is also music!
"Ah! I can't bear to watch!"
The lawyer covered his eyes with his hands, and a gap quietly appeared between his middle finger and ring finger.
He even dares to dance this kind of dance. Does this guy really have no one he cares about in the world?
However, she soon discovered that the Bishop and Glasses began to shake their legs unconsciously, which was simply incomprehensible!
and many more,
Why am I also...
Puff puff!
While the audience was enjoying the show, the two people in the center of the battlefield had already fought several times.
The one who was at a disadvantage was the killing machine mercenary!
"Ahem, this is not good... I've been fooled..."
Due to the bad condition of the venue, the mercenary inhaled several mouthfuls of cement dust during the fight, and felt a tightness in his chest and a lack of strength.
Although No. 5 seemed to be jumping around, he was actually controlling the airflow in the space, directing the smoke toward his face, but he himself was not affected.
Fighting in this environment, he was very passive.
Whoohoo!
Another gust of wind sounded, and Li Tianxiu suddenly supported the ground with both hands and began a series of Thomas turns.
"He's spinning!"
Along with Glasses' exclamation, Li Tianxiu began to roll towards the mercenaries.
The high-speed, low-level sweep forced the latter to raise his legs to dodge.
However, the mercenary left too many loopholes, and after a few hits, Li Tianxiu hit his calf, causing him to fall to the side with his body sideways.
Li Tianxiu seized the opportunity, and when the former fell into the air, he turned around and kicked him hard in the face, sending him flying two meters away.
"Bora war dance?"
This action made the bishop narrow his eyes.
In the Western continent several centuries ago, there was a country called Bora. They were colonized by foreign invaders, and many people lived in dire straits under the oppression of slave owners.
In order to prevent rebellions, slaves at that time had almost no access to weapons and were forbidden to practice martial arts.
Therefore, the clever Bora people secretly practiced martial arts under the cover of dancing.
Because it was derived from dance, this strange martial art was difficult to detect as an attack, and was able to effectively dodge the slave owners' bullets. Moreover, its moves were wide and powerful, and could easily deprive a person of their combat effectiveness.
Coincidentally, there is also such a martial art in Li Tianxiu's world, called Capoeira, also known as Brazilian war dance.
"you……"
The mercenary struggled to stand up, but halfway up, he stumbled to the side, hitting his head on the ground, and it seemed that he would not move.
As one side was defeated, Li Tianxiu also stood up, put on a posture of retracting his hands, and let out a long sigh: "I am still here, and I am still young."
lawyer:"……"
Glasses:"……"
You are indeed guilty. You almost made me die of laughter.
"What is that?"
Just as the two were speechless, the bishop looked at Li Tianxiu's feet in confusion.
Several people followed his gaze and saw that the dust there had already settled and evenly formed a mysterious and ancient pattern.
Tai Chi Bagua diagram!
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"Wonderful! Simply wonderful!"
This was the most fun Mr. Mask had ever had.
He had never thought that someone could win a fight in such an outrageous way.
Li Tianxiu looked in the direction of the mercenaries for a long time and couldn't help shaking his head: "What a capable guy! He is just an idiot."
"what?"
The man with glasses frowned.
"What are you laughing at?"
The lawyer turned and looked at him.
"I……"
Glasses wanted to say something but hesitated, and finally chose to shut up.
Because he discovered a problem, he could actually understand Martian language?!
"Come up, everyone down there, and help me pack him up and take him to the question room." Mr. Mask suddenly waved to the audience.
There was a spectator numbered four who was knocked unconscious by a table.
He had just been woken up by loud music and was still a little dazed.
But after hearing Mr. Mask's order, he did not resist like No. 8. He happily took a rope and tied up the mercenary.
After dragging the mercenary back to his original answering room, he walked up to Li Tianxiu, searched his body for a long time, and handed him a pen and half a piece of leather in a friendly manner.
“Well… I’m a fan of Li.” Audience number 8 said shyly.
"Eyes bright and graceful, fierce and beautiful"
Li Tianxiu nodded kindly and skillfully wrote his newly chosen name on the leather - "Zang Ai Nicholas Zhao Si."
"Crab, crab, crab!"
After getting the autograph, No. 8 seemed very happy and returned to the audience.
In response, the two normal people present refused to complain.
"Cough cough!"
Mr. Mask cleared his throat and interrupted this embarrassing scene: "Then we will have the second match, with our number one versus number nine!"
"coming……"
The lawyer took a deep breath and left his seat.
Originally, she was full of pessimism about this battle, but after the interruption just now, she found that she seemed not so afraid anymore.
There are always some people you can never defeat. Since that is the fate you should accept, just let it come as expected.
"Thank you, Five!"
With the determination to die, the lawyer walked to the center of the stage and pointed his gun at the bishop.
This is the weapon she exchanged for thirty points, and it is also the pistol that appeared in the previous question - Beretta M92F.
"You've decided to resist, haven't you?"
Facing the black muzzle of the gun, the bishop was not at all panicked.
"Shut up, you idiot!"
The lawyer became ruthless and shot the bishop.
However, just as she was about to shoot, the bishop had already approached her body at lightning speed and grabbed her wrist.
boom!
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