Reincarnation, your moral integrity is gone

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Author: Lost Believer

Summary:

"Some people are alive but already dead.

Some people died, but they still have a resurrection match.

Lord God: "Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly live?"

"What era is it now? You are still using this old trick. Can you telecom fraudsters be more careful?"

Li Tianxiu stared at the deep void suspiciously, tapping his fingers frantically to confirm.

Lord God: "..."

Note: 1. The original title of this book is "Some People Are Born with Obtuse Angles".

2. This book contains a lot of abstract, nonsensical, ridiculous, and morally destructive elements. If you cannot understand it, please find a doctor as soon as possible to complete the discharge procedures.

Chapter 1 Today is my funeral, the cemetery is full of laughter

In the cemetery filled with the fragrance of green grass, dozens of people in black suits were standing together, bidding farewell to their relatives and friends with solemn expressions.

“Death is not a sad thing. Our bodies die, but our souls will be reunited with the Father in heaven…”

The priest held a prayer book in his hand and said to the people in the audience with a sacred expression: "Our friend Mr. Li Tianxiu is a kind-hearted child with excellent character and academic performance. After bravely fighting the disease for 1289 days, he went to heaven..."

"Excuse me, who is Mr. Wang Sao?"

After reading a eulogy, the priest suddenly looked at the crowd, as if he was looking for someone.

"My name is Wang Xiao..."

A handsome man in a black suit raised his hand helplessly.

"Yes, you are Mr. Li Tianxiu's best friend. His biggest regret before his death was that he had not given his parents a child. He hopes that you can help him realize this wish. Is that okay?"

The priest picked up a small sealed bag from the altar with a serious expression and handed it to Wang Xiao.

"Wow, my sleeves..."

When Li Tianxiu's mother heard about her child's last wish, her nose felt sore and she sobbed softly.

"What a good child, how could he..."

"He is so gentle, I really... cried to death..."

Friends and relatives couldn't help but sigh, and the mood of sadness filled the entire cemetery.

"This……"

Feeling the heavy expectations placed on his friend, Wang Xiao's eyes were filled with determination.

Although Li Tianxiu and he always made fun of each other on weekdays, the fact that he entrusted him with such an important task before his death was enough to prove the weight of their friendship - heavier than Mount Tai!

"Tianxiu, I received your wish! Let me get the school beauty you like!"

Wang Xiao raised his head with tears in his eyes, tightly grasped the bag in the priest's hand, and asked solemnly: "Is this his suicide note?"

"No, it's in his genes," said the priest.

"Fuck!"

Wang Xiao's body shook violently, and he threw the dirty thing he was holding to the ground.

The next second, he became the focus of attention.

Priest: “Stare—”

Father and Mother Li: "Stare——"

Friends and relatives: "Watch——"

"Yes...I'm sorry, I'm just...a little flattered..."

The power of moral kidnapping was so powerful that even a half-step Dou Zong expert could not help but gasp.

Wang Xiao couldn't resist, so he had to endure the discomfort and picked up the bag on the ground with two fingers.

then,

The funeral went on.

"Mr. Li is a nostalgic person, but due to health reasons he is unable to visit everyone one by one, so he can only record a video of himself before he passes away to say his final goodbye to you."

The priest looked at the eulogy in his hand, then took out a USB drive from his pocket and inserted it into his laptop.

After a while, a young man wearing a round cotton hat and a hospital gown appeared on the big screen.

That was the protagonist of the funeral - Li Tianxiu.

"First of all, thank you so much for coming to my funeral."

Li Tianxiu smiled, his pale face full of moving strength, and said, "I don't have many friends. Those who can come are my brothers. Since they are brothers, I hope that after the funeral, I can pay the unpaid gift money."

"what?!"

When they heard the words "gift money", the distant relatives who were just waiting to join the banquet changed color and left the table, waving their sleeves and arms, their legs trembling, and they almost wanted to leave first.

"Wait, wait! He was joking. There's no such thing as a gift at a funeral..."

Li's mother came out quickly to stop them. Although her expression was a little awkward, she felt a little warm in her heart.

He has been so gentle since he was a child.

Knowing that his family had spent a lot of money on his treatment, he was trying to find ways to supplement the family financially before he died.

"Just kidding, re-record, re-record."

Li Tianxiu himself was also very happy, waving his hands and communicating with his friends.

The camera recorded their past laughter, that smiling face was once so vivid.

After a moment, he regained his serious expression and said again: "Wang Xiao, you should have received my inheritance, right?"

Wang Xiao: “???”

You really treat that thing as an inheritance, right?

"I have always regarded you as my best friend, so I have kept your secrets about men a secret and have never told anyone else. You can rest assured."

"I%￥@^#!?"

Wang Xiao's tongue got tied up instantly, and his handsome face turned purple in an instant.

We agreed to keep it a secret, so don't mention it!!!

"I can understand this kind of powerless pain, and you are still my brother, so I can't just sit there and watch.

A while ago, my mother saw that I was in a bad mental state, so she found a psychiatrist for me. After I cured the doctor's illness, I found out that he happened to know a male expert who specialized in treating various difficult and complicated diseases.

I have already contacted the person for you, and he will come to see you soon."

Wang Xiao: “???”

Who just said to keep it a secret?

It’s not over, right? !

"An expert in men's medicine?"

Because there were no subtitles, people didn't react much at first.

But after hearing this word, they all cast inquiring glances.

"What's going on, little brother?"

"Does your girlfriend know about this happening?"

"Sure enough, good looks come at a price."

No one was talking, but Wang Xiao seemed to be hallucinating.

This made him look extremely frightened, and he retreated repeatedly, as if he was forced to the edge of a cliff.

"Mr. Wang, what he said is true!"

A man in a suit raised his fist and said to Wang Xiao excitedly, "I am the psychiatrist! I can recommend you to go abroad to receive the most comprehensive treatment, so that you can regain your strength within a month!"

"puff!"

The psychologist's addition became the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Wang Xiao's eyes rolled back and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.

His world collapsed.

At the moment he lost consciousness, he seemed to see the Milky Way universe, the origin of all things, and a future in which he would be healthy, have a wife and have children...

With a "pop" sound, Wang Xiao's hind legs slammed into the ground, stopping his fall.

"Give me the contact information."

The moment he turned to face the psychiatrist, his gaze was extremely firm and his eyes were extremely resolute.

Once he accepts his own weakness, he is invincible.

from now on,

He will be fearless.

thank you,

Taylor!

"Sun Hao! There is something very serious that I have to tell you."

The screen suddenly flashed, and Li Tianxiu's expression became serious. He continued, "The girlfriend we have always said looks like your long-lost sister, the one you have been dating for two years, is actually your long-lost sister."

Sun Hao: “Ah?!”

Sun Hao’s girlfriend: “Ah?!”

Students: “Huh?!”

As soon as these words were spoken, the two people who were named subconsciously let go of their tightly clasped hands, which also startled their friends.

"I'm not kidding. Because I care so much about her, I found time to go to her adoptive parents' hometown and inquire about them for half a month. I learned that they bought their adopted daughter from human traffickers exactly sixteen years ago. The time matches."

Li Tianxiu said seriously: "Of course, this is just an inference based on clues. I want to confirm it further, but there is no time. The last step may depend on you..."

"I was... bought and adopted?"

Sun Hao's girlfriend's face was filled with shock, and she obviously didn't know the inside story of this level.

"Why... do you have to meddle in other people's business..."

Sun Hao grabbed his hair, and veins appeared on his forehead.

My parents have been looking for my sister for more than ten years. If this is really my sister, they will definitely be very happy.

But they have already...

"what!!!"

Sun Hao grabbed his head and roared in pain.

"Three uncles."

"Shut up!"

When Li Tianxiu suddenly called his name, Uncle San was so scared that the fat on his face twitched.

After the previous two people's experience, being named by him is probably not a good thing.