"What chamber pot? This is called a Qiankun Bowl. You are so ignorant." Lin Xi retorted.
"Don't think that a fancy name can hide the fact that this is a chamber pot." Xue Yunjian muttered to himself, but he didn't dare to speak his mind.
The two of them argued for a while, and finally the chamber pot was kept.
"If you dare to flirt with Yun Changsheng again, I will seal you into this pot."
Lin Xi sneered and walked down the mountain with his hands behind his back.
Xueyunjian: You said this is not a chamber pot, you admitted it yourself!
He circled the chamber pot and then disappeared underground.
Lin Xi paused, looked back, and his eyes were cold.
So the chamber pot also sank into the ground.
"Get along well."
Having said this, the figure had already arrived at the peach forest at the foot of the mountain.
In the center of the peach forest, on the largest peach tree, dark peach blossoms are blooming.
As if sensing Lin Xi's arrival, the peach tree stretched out its branches and rubbed Lin Xi's hand affectionately.
"Come on." Lin Xi glanced at the dying monkey in the tree trunk. It already had a partner and didn't need her help to find one.
So his eyes turned to the peach tree next to him that was full of peaches.
Moon Yin Yang: ...
Exposed?
It shouldn’t be!
As a senior partner of the Tiandao Qingjie project, as long as he does not use his magic power, he is confident that he will not be exposed even if an immortal is present.
"Tree, I have found a child bride for you. Take good care of her and she will give birth to a big fat little tree in the future."
Lin Xi rummaged through the storage ring, then squatted down and planted a sapling next to Yue Yin Yang.
Moon Yin Yang: ...
Neuropathy!
Lin Xi seemed to sense something and looked up.
"You have good qualifications and your mind is sound."
She didn't think much about it.
After watering the saplings and giving a few instructions, he continued to run in the Four Seasons Mountains.
Under her manipulation, the animals in Four Seasons Mountain were forced to pair up in pairs.
It doesn’t matter if they are different species, what’s important is that there is a partner.
Finally, there was only one rabbit left alone. She thought for a moment, then wiped the rabbit's neck, and blood spurted out immediately.
The rabbit was plucked and its internal organs were taken out. Amid the dripping blood, the evil spirit hidden in its eyes gradually disappeared.
"It's almost time to vent."
After some arbitrary tossing and turning, the evil thoughts in my heart calmed down.
She had finally tricked Yun Changsheng into getting along with her, so she wanted to meet Yun Changsheng in her best possible manner.
But you must not let the influence of evil thoughts make you do something irrational when getting along with others.
Lin Xi came to the house on the top of the mountain in a very happy mood, holding the washed rabbit meat in his hand.
She jumped and skipped all the way like a romantic girl.
She knocked on the door and called out.
"Master."
Squeak.
The door of the house opened inward, and Yun Changsheng, who was practicing in the yard, opened his eyes and tried hard to force a stiff smile.
"You don't have to laugh if you don't like it. Take your time. I'm not in a hurry. We still have plenty of time."
Lin Xi walked to Yun Changsheng, shook the rabbit in her hand, narrowed her eyes, and used her hand to smooth out the stiff smile on Yun Changsheng's face.
"This rabbit has a heat stroke. How about we have braised rabbit meat tonight?"
"Cooking takes a lot of time." Yun Changsheng frowned and shook his head to refuse.
Then the woman next to him came up, grabbed his hands with her two soft, jade-like hands, and began to shake them as if she was acting coquettishly.
"Is it okay, husband?"
"..."
This person must be a fake monk who is transcending tribulation. How can a monk who is transcending tribulation act like a spoiled child and a rogue all day long?
Also, it’s really troublesome to eliminate the inner demons!
How did Lin Duoduo resist the urge to hit anyone?
Yun Changsheng reminded himself to have foresight, then took the rabbit expressionlessly and walked to the kitchen.
Chapter 191 Shaking Four Seasons Mountain
A single rabbit without a partner eventually ended up in the belly of Lin Xi and his wife.
The suffix "couple" was Lin Xi's request. If anyone called the suffix wrong, this woman might come to the door with a sword to argue.
Back then, Yun Changsheng married her in a formal ceremony in a sedan chair carried by eight people.
Day two.
Lin Xi vented his anger all over the mountain again, releasing the anger in his heart.
After returning to the house on the top of the mountain, he was smiling and holding another rabbit in his hand.
The reason for killing the rabbit this time was that the rabbit had two wives.
Of course, she would not tell the truth to Yun Changsheng, and explained: "The rabbit has heatstroke."
Then he threw the rabbit meat to Yun Changsheng.
“As a cultivator, you must not indulge in the desire for food and drink,” Yun Changsheng reminded.
After looking at Lin Xi who was about to act coquettishly and naughty again, he finally walked into the kitchen carrying the rabbit.
"This shouldn't be a dream." Lin Xi pinched her face, then took out the Yunxue Sword and slashed her wrist with the sword.
The blood and pain told her that this was not a dream.
She sheathed her sword and turned her head away.
When Lin Xi saw the man walk into the kitchen and heat the oil in a pan, the corners of her mouth were raised.
She sat on the swing as usual, Yun Changsheng's busy figure reflected in her eyes.
After a while, he changed to a side-lying position, with his hands supporting his cheek, his eyes slightly narrowed, and a comfortable expression on his face.
"My husband, add more spiciness."
"Oh."
Yun Changsheng nodded, flipped the spatula, and occasionally used the reflection on the spatula to observe the back.
Lin Xi was observing him, and he was also observing Lin Xi.
He wanted to know how much sanity Lin Xi had left.
Lin Xi was somewhat skeptical about the fact that he suddenly wanted to be with her.
Logically speaking, people who are possessed by demons should be easy to fool.
Just like he did back then, at some point he really believed that Lin Duoduo was Lin Xi’s great-great-niece…
However, he was only in the foundation-building stage back then, while Lin Xi had already reached the peak of tribulation.
Yun Changsheng felt that the possessed Lin Xi might be more rational and harder to deceive than he was back then.
"What are you thinking about? I'm confused."
The person lying on the swing shouted, then yawned lazily, bit his lips with his white teeth, leaving a row of shallow teeth marks on his lips.
"Oh."
Yun Changsheng responded, quickly added water, boiled it for a while, and then served it on a plate.
He took out peach blossom wine from his storage ring and walked to the swing with the dish in hand.
"But...is it okay?" Lin Xi pointed to the wine jar. Yun Changsheng should know what she would become after drinking the wine.
"Drink if you want to. I remember you seemed to like drinking very much." Yun Changsheng nodded and took out two wine cups from the storage ring.
The person on the swing stood up and stepped on the ground with her embroidered shoes.
She walked over slowly and sat opposite Yun Changsheng. She picked up the wine cup with her delicate hands, then looked into Yun Changsheng's eyes and confirmed again.
“Is it really okay to drink?”
"can."
"Then I'm welcome."
Lin Xi pursed her lips and took a sip, then put down the wine cup and picked up a piece of rabbit meat with chopsticks.
She was chewing a rabbit that had died of heatstroke, and her eyes became more and more blurry as the alcohol took effect on her.
While she was still somewhat sober, she moved closer to Yun Changsheng and tentatively bit the man next to her.
If Yun Changsheng refused, she would immediately use her magic power to sober up from the alcohol.
Gradually, Yun Changsheng's face was covered with many lip marks left by alcohol.
Slowly, the alcohol consumed all of Lin Xi's remaining sanity.
The man next to her had been pinned down by her without her noticing.
The clothes fluttered.
The silk was torn into pieces all over the floor.
Under the blue sky and white clouds, a towering mountain drifts with the waves.
In the strong wind and huge waves, everything within sight was swaying with the waves, except for the mountain which stood still and just kept moving forward with the waves.
But today is different from the past.
As soon as the wave rose, the towering and motionless mountain began to shake.
Even after the waves subsided, the mountain was still shaking, and even more violently than before.
After several sunrises and moonsets, the whole mountain gradually returned to calm.
In the house on the top of the mountain.
Lin Xi cleaned the battlefield with a red face. She picked up the pieces of clothes on the ground and put them all into her storage ring without caring who they belonged to.
Then he waved his sleeves to dispel the rich fragrance around him.
The cracks on the ground that had appeared due to the violent shaking were also closed up tightly.
"You can't drink alcohol after you become a demon. This is too ridiculous." She muttered softly, then looked guiltily at Yun Changsheng who was sitting cross-legged in practice.
The man looked a little listless, revealing a bit of weakness from the inside out.
The pale skin was almost bloodless, and the whole body exuded a rich fragrance.
The scent was very similar to the one that Lin Xi had dispelled by shaking his sleeves.
"Do you want to take a shower?" Lin Xi asked.
"No."
Yun Changsheng, who was sitting cross-legged, opened his eyes and shook his head.
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